Trine Announcer Pack

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Trine Announcer Pack
Cosmetic icon Announcer Trine.png
Bundle
Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the soothing tones of Trine's tale-weaving narrator.
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Released
Origin
Trine Announcer Pack
Announcer: Trine
Mega-Kills: Trine

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

  • Why hello there. followup
  • It's like chess, only with more queens. followup
  • Let me welcome you to Dota. followup
  • Once upon a time there was Dota. followup
  • Let me tell you a story of Dire and Radiant. followup
  • Once upon a time there were Dire and Radiant. followup
  • This is an epic tale of Dota. followup
  • Once upon a time glorious battle took place in the world of Dota. followup
  • Gather round and listen to a tale of Dota. followup
  • This is a story about Dire and Radiant. followup

5% chance, Only for the same modes as above

15% chance, Only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes

  • It was early morning on the site of battle. followup
  • A fine afternoon for battle. followup
  • Heroes gathered at the field of conquest in the light of dusk. followup
  • This battle took place in the dead of the darkest night. followup

Game mode

All Pick

  • r All pick.

All Random

  • r All random.

Captain's Draft

  • r Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode

  • r Captains mode.

Deathmatch

  • r Deathmatch.

Easy Mode

  • u Easy mode.

Least Played

  • r Least played.

Mid Only

  • r All mid.

Random Draft

  • r Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • r Reverse captain's mode.

Single Draft

  • r Single draft.

Other Modes
Limited Heroes, One vs One and other possible future game modes

  • r Choose your hero.
  • r Choose wisely.

Drafting

Picking

  • Your turn to pick.
  • Enemy's turn to pick.
  • Radiant team pick.
  • Dire team pick.

Banning

  • Your turn to ban.
  • Enemy's turn to ban.
  • Radiant team ban.
  • Dire team ban.

Time left to pick

  • Ten seconds remaining.
  • Five seconds remaining.
  • Reserve time.
  • u You are using Reserve Time.
  • u Extra time.
  • u You are using Extra Time.

Draft end

  • u Your team is complete.
  • u Radiant's team is complete.
  • u Dire's team is complete.
  • Choose your hero.
  • Now all we need is a hero.
  • Choose wisely.

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Prepare for battle.
  • It was time to prepare for battle.
  • Time for preparations.

Time before battle

  • Thirty seconds to battle.
  • Thirty seconds remaining.
  • Ten seconds to battle.
  • Only ten seconds now.
  • Battle starts any moment now.

Battle begins

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

Ownage

Team Wipe
Enemy team
50% chance

For spectators
40% chance

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Radiant's courier has been slain.
  • Poor little Radiant's courier was slain.
  • So ended the sad tale of Radiant's courier.
  • That was the end for Radiant's courier.
  • Radiant's courier was lost in the heat of battle.
  • Dire's courier has been slain.
  • Poor Dire's courier was slain.
  • Dire's courier met an unhappy ending.
  • Such was the end of Dire's courier.
  • Dire's courier was lost in battle.
Roshan
killed
  • Roshan has fallen to the Radiant!
  • Roshan was slain by courageous Radiant.
  • Radiant defeated the fearsome Roshan.
  • Radiant has slain the terrible Roshan.
  • Roshan was slain by Radiant.
  • Roshan fell by Radiant hands.
  • Roshan has fallen to the Dire!
  • Dire has dispensed with Roshan.
  • Dire has claimed Roshan's life.
  • Mighty Dire claimed Roshan's head.
  • Dire defeated Roshan in heated battle.
  • Roshan's death was in Dire hands.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • 7 Your top tower is under attack.
  • 7 A spot of trouble at your top tower.
  • 7 Your top tower craves your attention.

Middle tower

  • 7 Your middle tower is under attack.
  • 7 Your middle tower is not doing well.
  • 7 Something wicked at your middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • 7 Your bottom tower is under attack.
  • 7 Your bottom tower is being invaded.

1% chance

  • 7 Something troublesome is happening to your bottom -cough- tower.

Top barracks

  • 7 Your top barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Your top barracks are getting a beating.
  • 7 Your top barracks are in trouble.

Middle barracks

  • 7 Your middle barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Your middle barracks crave your attention.
  • 7 Your middle barracks have seen better days.

Bottom barracks

  • 7 Your bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Ruckus at your bottom barracks.
  • 7 Your bottom barracks are shaking.

The Ancient

  • 6 Your ancient is under attack.
  • 6 Trouble brewing at your ancient.
  • 6 Your ancient needs attention.
  • 6 Someone is attacking your ancient.
  • 6 Someone is violating your ancient.
  • 6 Please mind your ancient.
  • 6 Your poor ancient is taking a beating.

Top tower

  • 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's top tower is getting walloped.
  • 10 Radiant's top tower needs bandages.

Middle tower

  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is not safe.
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower may need a hand.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower has uninvited guests.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower has a nasty situation.

Top barracks

  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are not doing too well.
  • 10 Radiant's top barracks have had better times.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks need a hero.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are in danger.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks have a situation.

The Ancient

  • 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack.
  • 8 Radiant's ancient needs help.
  • 8 Radiant's ancient is taking damage.
  • 8 Someone is brutalizing Radiant's ancient.
  • 8 Radiant's ancient has a Dire situation.
  • 8 Violent commotion at Radiant's ancient.
  • 8 Radiant's ancient is in a spot of trouble.

Top tower

  • 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's top tower isn't well at the moment.
  • 10 Dire's top tower is not on top of things.

Middle tower

  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is in the wrong end of business.
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under fire.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is on its way further down.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is in turmoil.

Top barracks

  • 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • 10 It's getting nasty at Dire's top barracks.
  • 10 Dire's top barracks not in top condition.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are getting it now.
  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are not doing so well.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Commotion at Dire's bottom barracks.
  • 10 Dire needs to look at their bottom barracks.

The Ancient

  • 8 Dire's ancient is under attack.
  • 8 Dire's ancient needs defensive action.
  • 8 Dire's ancient is not at its best.
  • 8 They're doing things to Dire's ancient.
  • 8 Were I Dire, I'd be looking at my ancient.
  • 8 Dire's ancient might need help.
  • 8 Dire's ancient has a heap of trouble.
Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • u Your tower has fallen.
  • 10 Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Then your top tower fell into pieces.
  • And that was the end of your top tower.

Middle tower

  • 10 Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • And so ended the story of your middle tower.
  • Your middle tower met its demise.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • The tale of your bottom tower has ended.
  • Alas, your bottom tower is no more.

Top barracks

  • u Your barracks have fallen.
  • 10 Your top barracks have fallen. followup
  • Your top barracks have been lost.
  • Sorry but your top barracks are gone.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Your middle barracks have fallen. followup
  • Your middle barracks are no longer.
  • Your middle barracks were annihilated.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Your bottom barracks have fallen. followup
  • Your bottom barracks were squashed.
  • Your bottom barracks faced their doom.

Top tower

  • Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's top tower was crushed to smithereens.
  • Radiant's top tower is gone.

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's middle tower was smashed into pieces.
  • Radiant's middle tower had an unhappy ending.

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's bottom tower is now a pile of dust.
  • Radiant's bottom tower is gone with the wind.

Top barracks

  • Radiant's top barracks have fallen.
  • Radiant's top barracks had no chance.
  • So the Radiant's top barracks met their demise.

Middle barracks

  • Radiant's middle barracks have fallen.
  • Radiant's middle barracks were torn down.
  • That's the end of Radiant's middle barracks.

Bottom barracks

  • Radiant's bottom barracks have fallen.
  • Radiant's bottom barracks were defeated.
  • Goodbye to Radiant's bottom barracks.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • Dire's top tower was utterly destroyed.
  • Dire's top tower is done for.

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • Dire's middle tower met its end.
  • Dire's middle tower is lost.

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Dire's bottom tower lies in ruins.
  • Dire's bottom tower had a tragic ending.

Top barracks

  • Dire's top barracks have fallen.
  • That was it for Dire's top barracks.
  • Dire's top barracks were stomped down.

Middle barracks

  • Dire's middle barracks have fallen.
  • Say goodbye to Dire's middle barracks.
  • No more middle barracks for Dire.

Bottom barracks

  • Dire's bottom barracks have fallen.
  • Dire's bottom barracks are gone.
  • Farewell to Dire's bottom barracks.

Top tower

  • 10 The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • Your enemy's top tower was destroyed.
  • The enemy's top tower is now ash and dust.

Middle tower

  • 10 The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Your enemy's middle tower is gone.
  • The enemy's middle tower was torn down.

Bottom tower

  • 10 The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's bottom tower is utterly beyond repair.
  • Your enemy's bottom tower was destroyed.

Top barracks

  • 10 The enemy's top barracks have fallen. followup
  • You've destroyed your enemy's top barracks.
  • You've annihilated the enemy's top barracks.

Middle barracks

  • 10 The enemy's middle barracks have fallen. followup
  • That was the demise of their middle barracks.
  • The enemy's middle barracks were destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 The enemy's bottom barracks have fallen. followup
  • The enemy's bottom barracks are now a memory.
  • You dealt with their bottom barracks.
Structure
denied

Top tower

  • 10 Your top tower has been denied. followup
  • You bravely denied your top tower.
  • 10 Your top tower was bravely denied. followup

Middle tower

  • 10 Your middle tower has been denied. followup
  • Fantastic job denying your middle tower.
  • 10 Your middle tower was effectively denied. followup

Bottom tower

  • 10 Your bottom tower has been denied. followup
  • 10 You denied your bottom tower. followup
  • Your bottom tower was denied.

Top tower

  • Radiant's top tower has been denied.
  • Radiant managed to deny their top tower.
  • Radiant succeeded in denying their top tower.

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower has been denied.
  • Once upon a time Radiant denied their middle tower.
  • Radiant's middle tower was ever so denied.

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
  • Radiant denied their bottom tower.
  • Radiant's bottom tower was denied.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower has been denied.
  • Dire's heroes denied their top tower.
  • So those Dires denied their top tower.

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower has been denied.
  • Dire denied their middle tower.
  • Dire denied that middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower has been denied.
  • Dire's bottom tower was inevitably denied.
  • Dire's bottom tower was denied.

Top tower

  • 10 The enemy's top tower has been denied. followup
  • 10 Oh, they denied their top tower. followup
  • Too bad they denied their top tower.

Middle tower

  • 10 The enemy's middle tower has been denied. followup
  • 10 The enemy's middle tower was denied. followup
  • The enemy denied their middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • 10 The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. followup
  • 10 The enemy denied their bottom tower. followup
  • Your enemy denied that bottom tower.
Structures
fortified
  • Radiant's structures are fortified.
  • Gallant Radiant have fortified their structures.
  • I see that Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • Radiant has reinforced their structures.
  • Radiant structures have been secured.
  • Dire's structures are fortified.
  • Fearsome Dire have fortified their structures.
  • Dire just fortified their structures.
  • Dire has strengthened their structures.
  • Dire has secured their structures.
Megacreeps
  • You now have megacreeps. followup
  • You now have some things that are called mega creatures…
  • Now you have some kind of mega creatures.
  • The Radiant now have megacreeps.
  • The Dire now have megacreeps.
  • The enemy now has megacreeps. followup
  • Your enemy has these mega creature things now.
  • Is it bad that your enemy has mega creatures now?
Victory

20%

  • You win!
  • Radiant victory!

Player only

  • So this tale ends with a truly Radiant victory.
  • With Radiant winning, so ends this tale.
  • So the Radiant destroyed Dire's ancient. The end.
  • Radiant victory is a Radiant conclusion.

20% chance

  • Radiant heroes have won. Well done.
  • Good show, Radiant.
  • Dire victory!

Player only

  • This story turned out to have a Dire ending.
  • A Dire ending to this tale.
  • So the Dire destroyed the Radiant ancient. The end.
  • A Dire victory indeed.

20% chance

  • Well done, mighty Dire.
  • Fearsome Dire wrote the ending to this tale.

15% chance

  • Second place!

Respawning

10% chance

  • Back into the fray.
  • I hope you enjoyed your rest.
  • There's still work to do.

Lane missing

  • u Top is missing.
  • u Very empty at top lane.
  • u Wasn't there someone at the top lane earlier?
  • u Middle is missing.
  • u Eerie silence fell down on middle lane.
  • u No one at middle lane.
  • u Bottom is missing.
  • u Bottom lane is missing.
  • u Too quiet at the bottom lane.
  • u Everyone are missing.
  • u The heroes left the beaten paths.
  • u Suddenly everyone went missing.
  • u Everyone missing. Where did they vanish?

Periods with no action

30% chance, any time

  • r The combatants circled each other carefully, biding their time.
  • r Something was bound to happen soon.
  • r The pieces moved cautiously on the chessboard.
  • r The view is quite striking from up here.

15% chance, during early game

  • r The excitement was about to start any moment now.

15% chance, mid game and onward

  • r The heroes were taking things slow, for now.

15% chance, during late game

  • r These affairs are rather violent, aren't they?

15% chance, during very late game

  • r This reminds me of that time I fell asleep in the middle of telling a story.

Responding to chat

"Glhf"
25% chance

  • r Good luck, have fun.

"Noob"
15% chance

  • r That is hardly helpful.
  • r Now now. Let's try be more supportive.

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecing
50% chance

  • u A hero is gone missing.
  • 120 One of the heroes experienced some technical difficulties.

Reconnecting

  • u Missing hero returns.

Quitting game
50% chance

  • r More of these stories later.
  • r Good night… or whatever you're having.

Pausing

  • u Should we take a short break?

50% chance

  • 120 Now where were we?

Purchasing specific items

15% chance

  • Bottle (625) r I'll drink to that.
  • Animal Courier (50) r A fine beast of burden.
  • Animal Courier (50) r A fine companion.

10% chance

  • Observer Ward (0) r A ward. I… see.
  • Observer Ward (0) r A seemingly innocent little contraption.

5% chance

  • Bottle (625) r After it's empty, you can play truth or dare with it.

Specific events

Dying to neutral creeps
Only on own team, mid game and onward

  • r There's all kinds of danger lurking in the wilderness.

Picking up the Cheese

  • u Radiant took Roshan's Cheese.
  • u Dire took Roshan's Cheese.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

  • r All pick.

Least Played

  • r Least played.

Limited Heroes

  • r Choose wisely.
  • r Choose your hero.

Mid Only

  • r All mid.

Specific hero pick

  • Alchemist minimap icon.png Inseparable, these two.
  • Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png The heart of absolute winter.
  • Anti-Mage minimap icon.png I heard he likes tea.
  • Axe minimap icon.png A weapon that comes with its wielder attached.
  • Bane minimap icon.png Less than sweet dreams.
  • Batrider minimap icon.png Somewhat batty, isn't he.
  • Beastmaster minimap icon.png Friend to all wild souls out there.
  • Bloodseeker minimap icon.png I hear red is his favourite colour.
  • Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png I've a business proposition to discuss with you, later. After this.
  • Brewmaster minimap icon.png He'll drink the others under the table.
  • Broodmother minimap icon.png Straight here from a deep, dark underground cavern.
  • Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png Imagine if they switched and the top part was horse instead.
  • Chaos Knight minimap icon.png The champion of increasing entropy. There's a hero for everything.
  • Chen minimap icon.png His faith truly inspires him.
  • Clinkz minimap icon.png Excellent, everything is better with more skeletons.
  • Clockwerk minimap icon.png Tick-tock goes this one.
  • Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png It's getting rather chilly.
  • Dark Seer minimap icon.png Valiant defender of the god-king Damathryx, and rather fond of chess too.
  • Dazzle minimap icon.png I can't remember seeing anyone this dazzling in a long while.
  • Death Prophet minimap icon.png It may be your death that she's prophecising.
  • Disruptor minimap icon.png They're in for some terrifying weather.
  • Doom minimap icon.png Sounds ominous, but he's rather nice once you get to know him better.
  • Dragon Knight minimap icon.png Bit of a hot-head.
  • Drow Ranger minimap icon.png She reminds me of someone. Tall, dark, wields a bow. It's on the tip of my tongue.
  • Earthshaker minimap icon.png Creature of the restless earth.
  • Enchantress minimap icon.png Green war and peace.
  • Enigma minimap icon.png Just don't stare into his black hole for too long.
  • Faceless Void minimap icon.png I spy with my little eye… oh, sorry.
  • Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Flying with engineering? Now that's just unnatural.
  • Huskar minimap icon.png Straight in from anger management class.
  • Invoker minimap icon.png What a snappy dresser.
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png Two headed, it's like always having a friend close by.
  • Juggernaut minimap icon.png Mysterious masked man with a blade. Interesting choice.
  • Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png My eyes, I'm blind.
  • Kunkka minimap icon.png Admiral, how good of you to join us.
  • Leshrac minimap icon.png Elemental hazard.
  • Lifestealer minimap icon.png Better hide for your life, lest he steals it.
  • Lina minimap icon.png The lady is on fire.
  • Lion minimap icon.png Please note: Not an actual lion.
  • Lone Druid minimap icon.png Well he's not that lone when he brings his bear along.
  • Luna minimap icon.png The last thing they'll see is moonlight glinting on her blade.
  • Lycan minimap icon.png Don't you just see yourself going on long walks with this one.
  • Magnus minimap icon.png Did you know rhinoes are vegetarians? He doesn't.
  • Medusa minimap icon.png She has some amazing hair conditioner.
  • Meepo minimap icon.png We'll be seeing more of himselves later on.
  • Mirana minimap icon.png Your highness, you grace us with your presence.
  • Morphling minimap icon.png I hope I don't get caught in the rain.
  • Naga Siren minimap icon.png She has such a lovely voice.
  • Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png Few are born as wise as he.
  • Night Stalker minimap icon.png He makes me a bit nervous, especially during the night.
  • Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png This scarab's too big to wear around your neck, and he'd kill you if you tried.
  • Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Almost as good as three minds in one body.
  • Omniknight minimap icon.png A man of faith.
  • Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png Eclipsing your sanity.
  • Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png They say anyone can be her next target.
  • Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png In Goblinish they call him a big kitty with a poky-stick.
  • Puck minimap icon.png This faerie dragon baby is ready for battle.
  • Pudge minimap icon.png Someone's a bit ripe.
  • Queen of Pain minimap icon.png Your majesty.
  • Razor minimap icon.png He'll leave you thunderstruck.
  • Riki minimap icon.png He's got your back. For good or bad.
  • Rubick minimap icon.png You'll soon find his hand in the cookie jar of your magic.
  • Sand King minimap icon.png Monarch of the deadliest dustlands.
  • Shadow Demon minimap icon.png All demons are a little shady, but this one is especially so.
  • Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png He's quite the soulful one.
  • Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png Dark magic afoot.
  • Slardar minimap icon.png Guardian of the Sunken Treasury.
  • Slark minimap icon.png A runaway from the Dark Reef.
  • Sniper minimap icon.png Lock and load.
  • Spectre minimap icon.png Something about her strikes me as quite haunting.
  • Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png I like his beard.
  • Storm Spirit minimap icon.png First thunder, then lightning.
  • Sven minimap icon.png The solitary wanderer.
  • Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Tricky, this one.
  • Tidehunter minimap icon.png This one's a bit slippery.
  • Timbersaw minimap icon.png He's a lumberjack and that is alright.
  • Tinker minimap icon.png These tinkers are extremely dangerous, I can tell!
  • Tiny minimap icon.png A living piece of stone. He's quite sympathetic, really.
  • Treant Protector minimap icon.png I'm very fond of forests, we should get along splendidly.
  • Troll Warlord minimap icon.png Someone is about to get Trolled.
  • Ursa minimap icon.png It's hard work, organizing time between battle and hibernation.
  • Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png They say vengeance is a long, bitter road with two graves.
  • Venomancer minimap icon.png Interesting fact, you can use his venom to sanitise sewers.
  • Viper minimap icon.png Then an enormous snake flapping its wings appeared.
  • Visage minimap icon.png The face of death.
  • Weaver minimap icon.png Hello, please don't kill me.
  • Io minimap icon.png u They say wisps lead you to buried treasure. Or to your death.
  • Witch Doctor minimap icon.png I'm not sure if he has an actual medical degree.
  • Zeus minimap icon.png He's on a divine quest.

Battle begins
50% chance

  • r This is quite exciting.
  • r I wonder how this will turn out.
  • r Whose side was I on again?

Positive
50% chance

  • They fought like lions.
  • Bravely done.
  • You're instilling fear in them.
  • Valiant deeds indeed.
  • Shoot to kill I see.
  • Leaving a trail of destruction.
  • Another one bites the dust.
  • And another one gone.
  • Well done team.
  • Good show.
  • Now to press further onwards.
  • Excellent work.
  • Now on to the next challenge.
  • It fell like a… thing that falls well.
  • Impressive.
  • Quite the feat!

Negative
50% chance

  • Too bad.
  • Happens to the best of us.
  • Quite unfortunate.
  • Crikey.
  • I'm sorry for your loss.
  • At least it wasn't your ancient.
  • Oh no.
  • It really went down quite fast.
  • They huffed and they puffed until something fell down.
  • It would be best not to worry too much.
  • A minor setback.
  • There there.
  • What's gone is gone.
  • Fret not, for the wind always turns.
  • Good grief.
  • Don't worry, the tables might turn.
  • I'm not sure if this is a story with a happy ending.