Techies/Responses

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Techies' response rules are "split up" to give all 3 characters a certain chance to speak.

  • If all 3 of them are named in a category, then Squee has a 55%, Spleen a 40% and Spoon a 5% chance.
  • If Spoon is not named, then Squee has a 55% and Spleen 45% chance.
  • If none are named, all lines have an equal chance.

Loadout

  • ▶️ Techies!
  • ▶️ We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
  • ▶️ Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
  • ▶️ If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
  • ▶️ I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • ▶️ They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?
  • ▶️ Get 'em!
  • ▶️ Let's light the fuse!
  • ▶️ This is gonna be fun! Ha ha ha!
  • ▶️ He he he he! Oh, this is gonna be fun!
  • ▶️ Did we put the right fuse on that one?
  • ▶️ Trap is set! Oh ho ho oh boy!

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

  • ▶️ Techies!
  • ▶️ We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
  • ▶️ Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
  • ▶️ If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
  • ▶️ I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • ▶️ They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?

Taunting

  • ▶️ This one is in the bag! Uh, but the fuses are in there!
  • ▶️ This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.

Beginning battle

  • ▶️ Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!

Moving

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Spoon

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Abilities

Proximity Mines
On cast
Squee

Spleen

Killing enemy
25% chance

Stasis Trap
On cast
75% chance

Stunning enemy

Suicide Squad, Attack!
Killing enemy

15% chance

Fizzle

15% chance

Remote Mines
On cast
Squee

1% chance

Spleen

Focused Detonate
Killing enemy
15% chance

5% chance

Leveling up

5% chance

Killing an enemy

5% chance

Killing a specific enemy
20% chance

3% chance

  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png They're going to have to glue you back together! Yeah, in Hell!

First Blood

  • ▶️ First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awww.. No blood?
  • ▶️ First blood! Start with a bang!

10% chance

  • ▶️ First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awwww.. No blood? Nope.

Meeting an ally

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya!
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers?
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea!
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r I've heard bot guy never disappoints!

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item

  • ▶️ r Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there.
  • ▶️ r You think it'll fly? If we throw it.
  • ▶️ r Ah, more bang for our buck. That was a lot of bucks.

Acquiring a specific item

25% chance

20% chance

15% chance

  • ▶️ Claymore (1400) r Claymore! But not that kind of claymore.

Dying

Respawning

75% chance

  • ▶️ Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Okay, let's not do that again. Why not?
  • ▶️ Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh?
  • ▶️ Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png We're back! Success!
  • ▶️ Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding.
  • ▶️ Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?

Reincarnating

Bottling Runes

  • ▶️ Was that the bottle the nitro was in? Auh, one of em.
  • ▶️ We might need this in a bit. Why, what're you planning?

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

  • ▶️ 300 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

5% chance

  • ▶️ Double damage! But there's three of us.

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

25% chance

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

5% chance

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

25% chance

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

25% chance

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Spoon

25% chance

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • ▶️ Okay, whatever you do, don't hit that button till I tell you to. What, this button? Stop!
  • ▶️ Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
  • ▶️ Explosives are only as dangerous as the person who builds them. Uh oh.
  • ▶️ Who said we couldn't count to three, huh?

Chat responses

Lane missing

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Spoon

  • ▶️ r Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
  • ▶️ Ah ha hm hm.

Match end

Won

5% chance

Lost

5% chance

3% chance

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

10% chance

  • ▶️ Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?

Rare and higher

  • ▶️ I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.

Misc

Failure

  • ▶️ u Bomb has been defused. Darn!
  • ▶️ u Premature detonation. Don't worry—happens to a lot of explosives.
  • ▶️ u A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
  • ▶️ u I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!

Wizard

Anger

Happy

These lines are variations on existing lines with Spoon, without the reverberation from the barrel.