Techies/Responses

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Techies' response rules are "split up" to give all 3 characters a certain chance to speak.

  • If all 3 of them are named in a category, then Squee has a 55%, Spleen a 40% and Spoon a 5% chance.
  • If Spoon is not named, then Squee has a 55% and Spleen 45% chance.
  • If none are named, all lines have an equal chance.

Loadout

  • Play Techies!
  • Play We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
  • Play Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
  • Play If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
  • Play I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • Play They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?
  • Play Get 'em!
  • Play Let's light the fuse!
  • Play This is gonna be fun! Ha ha ha!
  • Play He he he he! Oh, this is gonna be fun!
  • Play Did we put the right fuse on that one?
  • Play Trap is set! Oh ho ho oh boy!

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

  • Play Techies!
  • Play We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
  • Play Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
  • Play If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
  • Play I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • Play They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?

Taunting

  • Play This one is in the bag! Uh, but the fuses are in there!
  • Play This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.

Beginning battle

  • Play Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!

Moving

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

  • Play You sure? Quit arguing!
  • Play We're going, we're going! Geez.
  • Play Hm hm he he.
  • Play Heh, hwa ho.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
  • Play Ye-hehes!
  • Play Let's go!
  • Play Woo hoo!
  • Play Weee-ee-eee-ee!
  • Play Huh? What?
  • Play Huh huh hoo.
  • Play Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
  • Play Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
  • Play Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
  • Play Woo! He ha ha ha huh huh huh!
  • Play Off we go!

Spoon

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Abilities

Proximity Mines
On cast
Squee

Spleen

Killing enemy
25% chance

  • Play Hah! Got one!
  • Play Pretty! Yeah!
  • Play Kaboom!
  • Play Bang!
  • Play I heard something!
  • Play There it goes!
  • Play Kaboom!
  • Play Boom!
  • Play Too bad, hot foot!
  • Play Watch your step!
  • Play How much powder'd you pack into that one? Uh, most of it!

Stasis Trap
On cast
75% chance

  • Play Trap is set! Oh ho ho oh boy!
  • Play I wonder what we'll catch!
  • Play Clever!
  • Play Sneaky.
  • Play Mhahaha, eh he he!
  • Play Sneaky!
  • Play Fun! Huhuhu!
  • Play Ah, hm hm hm hm hm hm!
  • Play Nnhaahahaha shh! Khskhs!
  • Play Te he he he! He he, ha ha!

Stunning enemy

  • Play u Oh! What'd we catch?
  • Play u There she goes!
  • Play u Gotcha!
  • Play u Something's caught!
  • Play u The traps work! Told you!
  • Play u There she goes!
  • Play u Gotcha!

Suicide Squad, Attack!
Killing enemy

  • Play u Suicide squad! Attack!
  • Play Nice knowing ya!
  • Play Bye! Bye! Bye.
  • Play And away we go!
  • Play u Nice knowing ya! You too!
  • Play Whoopsie!
  • Play Nice knowing ya!

15% chance

Fizzle

15% chance

  • Play What's this button do?
  • Play Huh. We sure bombed that.

Remote Mines
On cast
Squee

  • Play Here goes nothing.
  • Play Hope this works.
  • Play Oh boy!
  • Play And done.
  • Play There we go. Yeyuyu.
  • Play There's a good little mine.
  • Play There we are.
  • Play And just so.
  • Play Isn't that nice.
  • Play And plant you right there.
  • Play And planting over there.
  • Play And a planting over here. Mm mm mm.
  • Play Very nice.
  • Play Beautiful.
  • Play Just beautiful.
  • Play So beautiful.
  • Play Yes you're a good little mine. Yes you are.

1% chance

  • Play Bomb has been planted.

Spleen

  • Play Aw, just look at it. Nice.
  • Play Here goes nothing.
  • Play Hope this works.
  • Play Isn't that nice. Yes you are.
  • Play Uhsersadadadan there.
  • Play Anodotonusonurdedum there.
  • Play Annodododotododo there.
  • Play There's a good little mine.
  • Play Who's a good little mine.

Focused Detonate
Killing enemy
15% chance

  • Play Boom! Ah ha ha ha!
  • Play Button!
  • Play Yes!
  • Play It worked!
  • Play Wow!
  • Play Explosions!
  • Play So beautiful!
  • Play Boom! Ah he he he he!
  • Play Ye-he-hes!
  • Play It worked!
  • Play Ye-he-ha-ha-ha-hes!
  • Play Ah! I can't believe it worked!
  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Wow!
  • Play To peace! To pieces!
  • Play Where'd he go? Everywhere!
  • Play And that is why I wake up in the morning!

5% chance

Leveling up

  • Play I got an idea! Me too!
  • Play What if we- Quiet, I'm trying to think.
  • Play I think this just might work! Yeah.
  • Play Bam!
  • Play Ammonium nitrate, fulminated mercury- What're we missing?
  • Play What's next? Let's find out!
  • Play My mind is exploding with ideas. Not literally I hope!
  • Play Hoh! I'm brilliant. You are?
  • Play Fantastic! Agreed.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play You're a genius! Aw shucks, go on.
  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Bam!
  • Play Dynamite! Uh not quite.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm eh he he he he he!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

5% chance

Killing an enemy

  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Eureekaaa!
  • Play Didn't mean to hurt ya! I did.
  • Play You died for science!
  • Play Let's do that again! Yeah!
  • Play H-hey! Don't blame us!
  • Play Next time wear safety goggles!
  • Play I can't believe that worked.
  • Play Now that's what I call a success.
  • Play So much for peaceful applications.
  • Play I can't believe that worked.
  • Play Proper safety is really boring.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ba-boom! Bang!
  • Play Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
  • Play Explosions! Explosions!
  • Play Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
  • Play Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Play He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

5% chance

  • Play Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
  • Play Hey. You okay?
  • Play Watch your step next time.

Killing a specific enemy
20% chance

  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png Quit hogging all the good chems!
  • Play Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Sorry Gyro! Next time try planting your explosives.
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png What kind of science was that? Where're the explosions?
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre.
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Definitely less than the sum of his heads.
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Dimwit.
  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png That's a nice crater you've got there.
  • Play Io minimap icon.png Well, that was colorful. So pretty.

3% chance

  • Play Doom minimap icon.png They're going to have to glue you back together! Yeah, in Hell!

First Blood

  • Play First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awww.. No blood?
  • Play First blood! Start with a bang!

10% chance

  • Play First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awwww.. No blood? Nope.

Meeting an ally

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png r So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
  • Play Jakiro minimap icon.png r Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro.
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png r Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya!
  • Play Tiny minimap icon.png r Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers?
  • Play Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea!
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png r I've heard bot guy never disappoints!

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

5% chance

  • Play Science! Please stop saying that.

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item

  • Play r Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there.
  • Play r You think it'll fly? If we throw it.
  • Play r Ah, more bang for our buck. That was a lot of bucks.

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Ah, scepter!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Idea: scepter-enhanced sparkpowder haan! haah! ! I like it!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Ahhh, scepter.
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink Dagger!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Interesting. The alloy appears to be—Shut up, it's magic!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Is this for experiments or ambushes? W-what's the difference?
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink Dagger!
  • Play Eul's Scepter of Divinity (2750) r Scepter of Divinity!
  • Play Scythe of Vyse (5700) r Scythe of Vyse!
  • Play Force Staff (2250) r Force Staff!
  • Play Bloodstone (4900) r Bloodstone!
  • Play Orchid Malevolence (4075) r Orchid Malevolence!
  • Play Linken's Sphere (5050) r Linken's Sphere!
  • Play Shiva's Guard (4750) r Shiva's Guard!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5100) u Refresher Orb!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5100) u Refresher Orb? Hmm, yeah not sure how this works.
  • Play Necronomicon (2400) r Necronomicon!
  • Play Shadow Blade (2800) r Shadow Blade!
  • Play Manta Style (4700) r Manta Style!
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Immortality!

25% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Crossover trial!

20% chance

  • Play Necronomicon (2400) r Necronomicon! Let's make some friends.
  • Play Shadow Blade (2800) r Shadow Blade! A cloaking device!
  • Play Manta Style (4700) r Manta Style! Ooo, quadratic!
  • Play Boots of Travel (2500) r I got us some traveling shoes! Nice!
  • Play Boots of Travel (2500) r Have boots! Will travel.

15% chance

  • Play Claymore (1400) r Claymore! But not that kind of claymore.

Dying

Respawning

  • Play Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
  • Play So, what'd you do with your break? Uh, I think I was dead. Oh.
  • Play You again? What of it?
  • Play Well, that was interesting.
  • Play Why did they kill us? Yeah, that's our job. W-what?
  • Play I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
  • Play So, where were we? No idea.
  • Play Are we alive or dead? Let's find out.
  • Play Welcome back, guys.

75% chance

  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Okay, let's not do that again. Why not?
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh?
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png We're back! Success!
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding.
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?

Reincarnating

  • Play Hey! Wake up! Okay. Okay!
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png Once more! With feeling!
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png u Back after this!
  • Play Suicide Squad, Attack! icon.png u Back after this!

Bottling Runes

  • Play Was that the bottle the nitro was in? Auh, one of em.
  • Play We might need this in a bit. Why, what're you planning?

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

  • Play 300 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

5% chance

  • Play Double damage! But there's three of us.

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

25% chance

  • Play Hey! Why'd everything slow down?
  • Play Let's-go-let's-go-let's-go-let's-go!

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

5% chance

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

25% chance

  • Play Invisible numbers!

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

25% chance

  • Play I think your eyebrow's growing back.

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Spoon

25% chance

  • Play 120 We're under attack!
  • Play 120 We're under attack!

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Okay, whatever you do, don't hit that button till I tell you to. What, this button? Stop!
  • Play Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
  • Play Explosives are only as dangerous as the person who builds them. Uh oh.
  • Play Who said we couldn't count to three, huh?

Chat responses

Lane missing

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
Squee

  • Play Mss khe khe he he khe!
  • Play Mhe he he he he.
  • Play Hm hm huh huh huh huh!
  • Play Hm hm mm hm hm!
  • Play He he he he ha ha ha!
  • Play He he ha ha ha!
  • Play Hm hm he he!
  • Play Eh he he he he he!
  • Play Eh ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh ho! Oh ho ho-ho!
  • Play Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Spleen

  • Play Hm hm he he.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
  • Play Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
  • Play Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
  • Play Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
  • Play Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Eh hu ho ho ho ho!
  • Play Oo ho ho, ooh ho ho ho!
  • Play Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
  • Play Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
  • Play He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

Spoon

  • Play r Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
  • Play Ah ha hm hm.

Match end

Won

5% chance

  • Play Can I come out now?

Lost

  • Play No!
  • Play Defeated.
  • Play Well that was a dud. Yeah.
  • Play Well, a failed result is still a result. Eh heh.
  • Play Defeated.

5% chance

  • Play We're a sorry buncha losers. You said it.
  • Play Well, we tried.
  • Play Phooey.

3% chance

  • Play Counter-Techies win.

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

  • Play Is that for me? It's for all of us!

10% chance

  • Play Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?

Rare and higher

  • Play I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.

Misc

Failure

  • Play u Bomb has been defused. Darn!
  • Play u Premature detonation. Don't worry—happens to a lot of explosives.
  • Play u A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
  • Play u I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!

Wizard

Anger

Happy

These lines are variations on existing lines with Spoon, without the reverberation from the barrel.

  • Play u I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • Play u They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?
  • Play u Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u Uh huh.
  • Play u C'mon guys.
  • Play u We got it.
  • Play u They're on it.
  • Play u Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
  • Play u Mm hmm.
  • Play u Ah ha hm hm.
  • Play u Hm hm.
  • Play u Huh? What?
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u We got it.
  • Play u Ha!
  • Play u First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. No blood? Nope.
  • Play u Bye! Bye! Bye.
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u Oh yeah.
  • Play u Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
  • Play u Hey. You okay?
  • Play u Watch your step next time.
  • Play u Science! Please stop saying that.
  • Play u Oww.
  • Play u Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
  • Play u I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
  • Play u Welcome back, guys.
  • Play u Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?
  • Play u I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.
  • Play u Double damage! But there's three of us.
  • Play u Thanks.
  • Play u S'alright? S'alright.
  • Play u Thank ye.
  • Play u This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.
  • Play u Well, we tried.
  • Play u Can I come out now?
  • Play u Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
  • Play u Ow.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Dah.
  • Play u Don't like it.
  • Play u Ooch.
  • Play u Ow.
  • Play u Oof.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Quit it.
  • Play u No.
  • Play u Stop.
  • Play u Quit it.
  • Play u Hey.
  • Play u Don't do that.
  • Play u Hey now.
  • Play u Aw.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Aww.
  • Play u Hmm.
  • Play u Uhh.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Darnit.
  • Play u Goldarnit.
  • Play u Aw shoot.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Phooey.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Mmhmm!
  • Play u Yehm!
  • Play u Ahhh.
  • Play u Hmmm.
  • Play u Mmm!
  • Play u Mmm.
  • Play u Mm hm hm hm.
  • Play u Mm hm!
  • Play u Hm.