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Takeover

Loadout

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

Taunting

15% chance

  • ▶️ Some people are starting to get mighty preachy when talking about the bag. So I'm not gonna do that. But if I were, you could rest assured, that these here proceedings, are absolutely in the bag--which has furthermore been stashed in a lockbox and buried in a secret cave!

Beginning battle

  • ▶️ Battle's about to start. Hehe. This should be good.
  • ▶️ I usually try to outwit my foes, but gunning 'em down's just as good.
  • ▶️ Time to scratch that itch on my trigger finger.
  • ▶️ Who's making that gol-darn racket? Don't make me pull out my piece!

5% chance

  • ▶️ Listen. Just cuz I turned over a new leaf doesn't mean I don't like killing people who really deserve it.

1% chance

  • ▶️ Do this right and everything else is water under the bridge. Dust along the trail. And some other thing that's all said and done.

Moving

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Moving at less than 20% health

40% chance

30% chance

20% chance

10% chance

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Attacking at less than 20% health

Ordering a spell cast

Mid-game and onward

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

Mid-game and onward

Abilities

Scatterblast
On cast, self

Firesnap Cookie
On cast, self

25% chance

On cast, allied hero

5% chance

  • ▶️ The secret ingredient is explosions!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient includes lizard spit.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient probably won't hurt ya.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is a dang secret!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is nothing to worry about.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient ain't easy to come by.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient has been known to cause blindness.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient is mostly inert at room temperature.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient shouldn't be mixed with...certain things.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient wouldn't be a secret if I told ya!
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient does have a fatal dose, but I'm careful.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient might...pass through in a colorful fashion.
  • ▶️ r The secret ingredient isn't lizard spit. That's the obvious ingredient!
  • ▶️ 120 Try some. Make ya feel right as rain.

On cast, allied creep

10% chance

Upon landing, enemy hero hit
30% chance

Upon landing, nothing hit
20% chance

1% chance

  • ▶️ r A cookie for its own sake tastes just as sweet.

Lil' Shredder
On cast

On kill

Mortimer Kisses
On cast

On stop

On kill

  • ▶️ r This'll sap some of their starch.
  • ▶️ r Fat's in the fire. It's too late for you.

Leveling up

Killing an enemy

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r Not even a body... just a stinky old cloak!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Just like always. Caught sitting there with a cork in your hand.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r What's the matter, Razzil? Take me for a biddy?
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Nothing personal, ice cube. I'd have welcomed you just the same.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r That's the problem with youngins. One catastrophe and they think life's over!
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r This's as good an end as you could hope for, Anti-Mage...
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r I think your story's fulla holes. Just like you.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Ho ho, dearie! You get yourself so worked up!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I've got more practical fears at my age!
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I'm a lucid dreamer!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Got enough leather now for a new pair of chaps.
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Heard we got a lot in common. I don't see it.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I told you, he's with me willingly!
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r There's a difference between being a hermit and being feral.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r Leaping lizards! Did you see the teeth on that thing?
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r Bit off more'n you could chew, bloodboy!
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r You couldn't track a thunderhide through snow.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r There ain't a bounty killer alive who can bring me in.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I'll take a good brandy before bed, but a drink in battle'll always be your last.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Oh, we work through the meanest hides.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Now for the hard part: how do get this damn web off?
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Do I look like some buckle bunny to you?
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r I told ya not to get your back up about it.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r All your purty horses are dead now.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r Comes right down to it, you weren't a bad enough dude.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r Was that your big plan, creep wrangler?
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r Your mount looks happier dead.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r You're a real hard case, but maybe this is just what you need.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r Surprised my bullets even found purchase.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r There's a reason your ancestors made watches instead of guns!
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r I know a dyed in the wool killer when I see one.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Well she died warm at least.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r This isn't cuz you're different. It's cuz you're insufferable.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Burn that little cage again for good measure, Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r She kinda reminds me of myself. Except I never got killed by an old lady.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r What was his name? Razzle? No...that warn't it.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r I heard you're one of the weirdos who gets off on this. Well, enjoy!
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r You've been waiting a while for this, so: What do you want on your tombstone?
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r That lizard can't hold a candle to Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Wherever there's real, tangible evil in the world, it'll be my pleasure to shoot it.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Truth is, I just got sick of your shtick.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Shoulda stayed in your hotroll this morning, Davion.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Ooh, rawr, I'm a dragon. Hehehe.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r I'll excuse your manners on account of cultural differences. But nobody shoots my lizard.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Now your core temperture matches that icey personality.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r I never did the earth no harm. Till now anyway.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r You can't shoot without hitting a stupid talking rock around here.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r As far as earthquakes go, I'm underwhelmed.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Something about that don't feel right. Oh well!
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r This... is not how I expected today to go...
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r My wick's still burning. Yours flickered out.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Oh didn't you know explosions can also put fires out?
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r Good, bad...I'm the gal with the gun.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r He didn't understand the gravity of the situation. Ahahahaha!
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r We'll bury him in a black hole, am I right?! Sorry...couldn't resist...
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r Usually I time my draw off the look in their eyes. So, yeah, this one was tough.
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r I wonder what sort might call this one kin...
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r We'd have called you Grumstroke where I grew up.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Is that paint or--oh, nope. It's your blood.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r I got a dead fogey on my six!
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Shoulda stayed retired, old man.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Been working out those table muscles, eh Aurel?
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r I'm quick n' your dead, flyboy.
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r You pulled the tail on the wrong hog.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r You seemed like a lovely ball of light, but Beadie's got a job to do.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Don't you bleep that bloop at me.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r You high-falutin wizards are all the same. Useless in a real fight.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r Is this one notch or two? Eh, we'll go with one. It's just for fun anyway.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r The good news is we can separate ya now without danger. The bad news is you're both already dead.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Another swordsman falls to ol' rackatee.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r You rode in the wrong rodeo, Ezalor.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Turns out you're a one-horse talent.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r Just a bit above yer bend, ya salty lagger!
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r In another lifetime, we coulda been fast friends. But here...I might forget you by tomorrow.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r Thought you might be up to snuff. Oh well.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r A no-count life ends in a no-count death.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Want a cookie, Leshrac? Obviously I'm joking.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r Tryin' to be a wise-apple, eh? Well where'd that get ya?
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r He looked dead already when I met him, but I made extra sure.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Eat lizard chips, toothy! I got plenty to spare.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r I stole one back for the good guys. Well, good-ish.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r If you're gonna set about messing with me, best bring backup.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r Is your sister gonna thank me for this or put a price on my head?
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r The world's better off shed of the likes of you.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Darn. I was hoping for a bearskin blanket.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r I was thinking of just shootin' out the other eye. This seemed less cruel.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r I told ya to high tail it. You didn't listen.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Not the first aquaintance I've had to kill. Hardly even the first today!
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Well you sure showed all those other dogs how to die.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r You were always gonna come out on the short end of the horn.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r I'm a little too tired for quips. I hope you understand.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Time someone gave you a proper lacing.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Godkiller has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r No way, no how, sister.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r No need to wake snakes on my account. I'll be out of your hair in a snap.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r This's what happens to high-graders in the Outlands.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r THAT's finishing school where I come from.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r There was a time I'd take ya for all yer worth, Princess. Today I'll just kill ya.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r Someone had to fix that leaky mouth of yours.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r You obviously haven't heard of me. Guess I been gone too long...
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Good thing I brought my slicker.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Send this old boy up the flume.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r That's some dull music, sister.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r What's all that hellabaloo?!
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r You set about me n' mine and this is what's coming to ya.
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r Grew a bit too big for your grassy britches.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r At this age, pussbag? I'm immune.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r The benefits of a fortified diet.
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Rooster's crowin!
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Guess it's high noon after all.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Why you skulking about, scuttlebug?
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Funny. My dictionary has a very different definition of assassin.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Lady luck finally came to her senses.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Nary-a-one left breathing.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r If your god sent you to me, I'm your hellfire.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r I don't need to slag on a pathetic dead man. Life already did the brunt of that work.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r I'm sure you won this one in your dreams, Oracle.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r You couldn't tell durana dung from honey.
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r Tell the truth, I'm not even sure he's really dead. What if he's pan-dimensional?
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r We gonna fight, Donte? Or you just gonna sit there battin' yer eyes?
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r And so you die, sword and pistol by your side...
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Thought I was an easy mark till ya found a peck of trouble!
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r I'll take a hold-out pistol over a boot knife any day.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r You're not gonna fob off this time, Lancer.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Just a hay seed when all's said and done.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r If ya rise, I'll just shoot ya again.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r I've heard of a shooting star, but not shooting A star...
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Did we get it, or is it just playin dead?
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Had to time that shot juuust right.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r The buzzards won't touch this one.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Pitch a fit all ya like. I've got the resolve to outlast ya.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Some shootings are accidental. This was not one of 'em.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r Don't get persnickity with me, Queenie.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r I'm not so easily distracted by a bit of flesh.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r Sky a copper to the riverman, Razor. Though your kind might pass for free...
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r Even without a discernable face you looked like a smug ass.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r You couldn't track a thunderhide in the snow!
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Keep that hocus pocus to yourself, whippersnapper!
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Most learned folks have the common sense to leave me be.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r Air already tastes a little less gritty.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r This is what comes of raisin' sand around me, crabby.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Leave off the corpse, Mortimer. We're after more'n a dime's worth of dogmeat.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r This one was mean nuff to take a bite off a bushrattler.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Not a soul'll mourn ya.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r This sure feels like justice.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I heard you were all snake oil. But you had some real skill.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I don't take kindly to shackles.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r My irons only stay quiet for so long. Eventually they always go off.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r That one had too much mustard on him for anyone's liking.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Easier'n shooting skeet.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Plenty of time for pining when you're dead!
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I suppose dumpin ya in the dirt would be an insult...
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r Sorry to leave you out of sorts, but I've got bigger talking fish to fry.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Papa taught me how to fish from a young age: with dynamite!
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r I'm a reformed outlaw and you're a dead one. Go figure.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Shoulda kept six beans in the wheel, Kardel.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Never could outgun me. But it took some brass to try the long-spoon.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Lookin' for a dance partner?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Guess that settles that. Loser.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r Look, I didn't even know ya. But your allegiance said you had to die.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r Were those last words hard to follow for anyone else?
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r He had the worst case of the trots I've ever seen.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Never cared for prairie oysters myself...
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r It ain't about who's fastest. It's about who keeps the level head.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Zip zap. Bang bang. End of story.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r It'll take more than an oversized apple peeler to bring me down.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r I knew that armor would wear down eventually.
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r You diseased maniacs!
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r Ya always were off your nut!
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r You weren't so bad. I've seen fools kill for less.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r Your books got an answer for that?
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r If a life setence didn't take, we'll have to try death.
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r This is the best possible outcome for everyone but you.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Careful, Tidehunter. Sometimes you hook a snapper on the line.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Can ya swim in dirt?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r You don't have the starch.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Don't go gettin' sentimental on me.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Heard you were after my whereabouts... How's that coming along?
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Always hate to lose a friend!
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r I guess it's a bit much to expect a talking rock to be clever...
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Those were some dangerous ricochets!
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Feel the iron bite!
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r From the forest itself!
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r I've met your kind before, Troll. I try to be nice, but it always ends the same.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Sometimes you gotta feed the trolls to the worms...
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r You made a strong go of it. Not much more to ask.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r I can't believe you'd punch me right in my spectacles.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r I'll shoot ya as many times as it takes.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r What comes up, must be put down.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Gotta remember: aim for the head!
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r I must say, for a dead man, he was a helluva dancer.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r I'm always loaded for bear.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r You're gonna hibernate juuust a mite longer than planned.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r You're the girl that idiot was going on about?
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r I'd say get over yourself, but striking a deal with a god is probably past the narcissist's point of no return.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r My, that's rank. Don't step in it, Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Might be we could sell this corpse as a specimen...
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Snake's are flying now?!
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Hmm. Should see if there's a reward.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r Mighty big buzzard!
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r You woke up the wrong passenger, flappy.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Hard to stay one step ahead of a bullet.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r Crawl back to whatever hole you spawned from.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Stick to your funny papers and leave the fighting to those with the taste for it.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Wizards and wiseacres, the lot of ya.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Not the first bug on my boot heel.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Crunchy!
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r Yeah, I guess you could call what you do shootin...
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r I gave ya a fair shake. Not my fault you're shooting all antiquated like.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Fly as high as you want. Mortimer likes the challenge.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Fire in the skies!
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r I steer clear of doctors. Key to my longevity!
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Stay away from me, sawbones!
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r The way I hear tell, you fashion yourself a bad man...
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r I got bullets for days.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r The old ways are gone, geezer!
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Looks like us mortals got the upper hand.
  • ▶️ u Guess your mettle don't match your steel.
  • ▶️ u That's for takin' advantage of Mortimer!
  • ▶️ u Got no use for a varmint what can't be trained!
  • ▶️ u Where's those blueprints?
  • ▶️ u Quiet as a dead mouse.

25% chance, during early-mid game

  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r So much for that business opportunity!
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r I'm told all this is your fault, fishbowl!
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Don't be too sad. That was a nice pirouette, honey!
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I heard a sayin' once-- Wait. I'm not gonna waste my breath on a rummy like you.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Nothing Mortimer likes more'n rooting out a good sticker.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r I always liked creepy crawlies, mind you. Just couldn't abide your temperament.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Say a prayer for the clockmaker's son.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r A lotta good your armor does against some shredders!
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Fine, I'll say it. I just didn't like the look of ya.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r I bet people make grave jokes to ya all the time. But I'll let you rest in peace.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Shame. You were the only Oglodi who's not an ass...
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r You think a magic talking rock would have better things to do than pick on little old me.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r A bit more study and ya coulda been a half wit!
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Nothing under that mask but an empty hole.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r What's the matter, Kunkka? Someone steal your rudder?
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r Took a lot of salt to face off against me.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r I'd call this fair-to-middlin' results for your part.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r You seem to have a knack for taking it in the neck.
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r That'll put ya up a tree. They got trees where you're from?
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r Whew! That's a stench'll put ya off your feed.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r You invisible fools are all so careless.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Could you imagine it? All those years ago, coming to this?

First Blood

  • ▶️ First blood!
  • ▶️ First blood! Always was a quick draw.
  • ▶️ First blood! Say hello to my boomstick!
  • ▶️ First blood! Haha. For a sec I thought I only winged 'em.
  • ▶️ First blood? I think I'll go back for more!
  • ▶️ First blood. Guess it's snack time already!

Meeting an ally

30% chance, during earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r AH! Don't sneak up on me like that, Abbadon.
  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r You can't live on mist alone. Have a cookie.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r You go find your own creeps, Razzil! These ones 'r mine!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Heya, Razzil. I heard how you got outta irons. Inspired!
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r You really like to knock round with this loud mouth? You could do better, Mr Ogre.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r I wish I'd been here for your huuuge failure, Razzil. It must have been a sight to NOT see.
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Cookies n' cold cream go together just nice.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r Have you tried...talking with someone, Anti-Mage?
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r A cookie won't bring back your lost ones. But there's a tiiiny chance it'll send ya to join em.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r You two make a lovely couple!
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r To be honest, I didn't factor two of you into my bakin' plans.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Oh, Axe, you big dumb brilliant idiot.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Spin for your supper, Axe.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r Everyone's got a story to tell. I expect you're no different.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r You're like something outta the penny dreadfuls!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Anything fun to lass today, Batrider?
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Now you wouldn't try to take my cookies without askin' would ya?
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I know you can appreciate the land-loping life.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r I don't think you feed cookies to birds, but try tellin them that!
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r I heard you promisin' cookies, but I don't see an oven.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r I can help you fulfill that cookie order I was told you're making.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r At least you're not a contract killer like that one girl.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r Keep those light fingers away from my kit, sonny.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r Heard you were a bit of a lapper. Got any apple jack?
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r A little water wouldn't kill ya!
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r A bit of rough and tumble's always welcome in a fight.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Mortimer better not catch your cold...
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Never had a brood myself...
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r Haha! Oh, sorry. Just imagined a spider wearing boots.
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Huffin and stompin is not gonna make these babies bake faster.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r Look, you're gonna have to share amongst yourself.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r The only persuasion Mortimer needs is a good cookie or five!
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r Listen. I'll share my recipe with you, but don't tell anyone till after I'm gone.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r I still carry one of your grandfather's timepieces. Quality workmanship!
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r There's a shockingly high amount of trauma in the lives of Keen folk...
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r It's gonna be hell digging your grave if ya die.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r A bit more sand to you than I figured, Rylai.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Listen, Rylai. You can do anything you want to a sibling EXCEPT kill em.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r You look mighty familiar, pointy. We met before?
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r There's something about the shape of your head... I can't put my finger on it...
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r I can always tell a firebug when I see 'em.
  • ▶️ Dark Willow minimap icon.png r You think you chose to be a guttersnipe instead of a merchant queen, but we'll see how it shakes out.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r Keep me alive and I'll keep cookin.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r I just don't get your philosophy, Death Prophet.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r Oooh, my hair's standin' on end!
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Hot damn. Ol' Scratch in the flesh.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Did someone summon ya, or are you just free to come and go?
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r So does it hurt real bad when you turn into a dragon? Cuz it looks like it does.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Oh, you're quiet as a mouse, arent' ya.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r A strapping lad like you is always welcome on my side in a fight.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r I heard you wanna take a trip offworld. Sorry, I only know about the outlands.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r This crowd makes a girl feel young again!
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r You could bake even without an oven!
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r I saw a salt lick over yonder. Mortimer sure was happy.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r I know you can eat a cookie...but how? You know, on account of the no mouth thing...
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r If ya got a mouth, you can eat. Cookie?
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r A mouth is part of a face, so you're not entirely faceless...
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r I'm somethin' of an artiste myself.
  • ▶️ Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Let's paint the town red, boyo!
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Finally got that old bucket in the air, huh Aurel?
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r You're not gonna give me flack for my absence, are you Aurel?
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r Blast, you kids are so dramatic these days. Not every little thing's life or death!
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r Aren't you a bowl full a cherries with no pits.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r Mortimer loves meatballs, just so you know.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r I feel real sorry for folks without opposable thumbs.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r This here's the start of a real nice shindig.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r You come from purty country, Yurnero. But the folk there had beans for brains.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Feel like some flap-jacks, Ezalor?
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Going my way pilgrim?
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r I like a man with a little swagger in his step. Just so long as you ain't half seas over...
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r I hear you're much set by amongst the Keen folk, but that don't mean much to me.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png r I think we'll get along like gangbusters, dearie.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r You take that foul mood n' keep it to yourself, mister.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r You looked happy...from a distance.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r You've been through the mill a time or two, eh Lich?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Where do they dig these guys up?
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r I don't know what your problem is Lifestealer but... Cookie?
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r Aren't you a right firecracker!
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r I like a bit of sass in my gang.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r My sister passed while I was away. Time'll get away from ya if you're not careful.
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r The only way you're getting a cookie is if I see some real progress, mister.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Just answer the question. Is the bear dead or ain't he?
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Ohh, such a cute kitty.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Scourge? Is that you?! Oh, we had some times!
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Sometimes I like to bark at the moon. But I get the feeling yours is more of a compulsion...
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r Here, Magnus, can you stir this for me?
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Aww, did your daddy make you mad, Mars? Have a cookie.
  • ▶️ Mars minimap icon.png r Mars, you were bad a lot longer n' me and have been good a lot less. But, hey, we're both doing our best.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r I'd call your look more distinguished than anything, Medusa.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r Think you can do something with my hair?
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r What kind of skin game you runnin' here, Meepo?
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r Ohh, he's beautiful. Aren't you lucky?
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r That's a lovely battle tiara, dear.
  • ▶️ Monkey King minimap icon.png r Good thing I learned to tune out prattlin' years ago.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Can you move a bit that way, Morphling? You're making my bones hurt!
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r Learn to live a little, Naga. It'll only kill ya if you let it.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r You're an odd stick, Naga. Why not just leave those debts behind?
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r I don't share my nephew's prejudice, Prophet.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r I might deserve to lose, riding with the likes of you...
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png r You don't have a kind bone in your body. But that don't mean we can't put something sweet in there.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r You two are just adorable... I'm surprised you've lived this long!
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r You some kind of sin-buster or something? Pretty busy round these parts.
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png r Never had much use for religion. But you pray all you like.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png r Babble all you like, Oracle. Just don't ask for a nickel.
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r I thought I'd been places...
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r Oh, come on now. You're just stringing a whizzer on me.
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r Aren't you a dashing young man... Have a cookie!
  • ▶️ Pangolier minimap icon.png r What task you shirkin' today, Donte? There's always something...
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r There are a lot easier ways to assassinate someone, dearie.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r I left all my folk behind too. Least yours think you're dead.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r You always know how to brighten up my day, firebird.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Oh, playful! Mortimer likes that.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r I better get baking!
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Before you think of stealing a cookie, remember: I prefer capital over corporal punishment.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r You're certainly one of a kind, lassie. At least the world better hope so.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r If you feel at ease prancin' about in your unmentionables, I'm not stoppin ya.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r I don't hate you Razor, but I certainly don't like you either.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r Don't forget to wash behind your ears, Riki! I see that dirt.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Why can't you copy your friend's spells, Rubick? Seems like that'd be even easier.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r They don't taste as good with sand in em, but unfortunately that is the most common way of eatin' em.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Do you got a stomach in there, boney?
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r So you eat souls... Are they sweet?
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r What kind of chicanery's in store today, Shaman?
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Don't chew with your mouth open, Silencer.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r I gotta tell ya, birdman: Life moves pretty fast. Better fish or cut bait.
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I know carp like doughballs... Do you have a favorite snack?
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Figured you'd be on the dodge somewhere, Slark.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r There's flint needs fixin, Kardel.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Never thought I'd have to pal on with you again, Kardel... Urgh.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I was hopin' you'd cashed in your chips by now, Kardel...
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Got my war bag packed. You all ready?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I know a lot your kin were hacked off with me. They still hold a grudge?
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r You just take your time getting ready, darlin. We'll still be here when you're done.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Don't make any rash decisions, Spirit Breaker. We play it cool.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r You here at your master's behest, or hitchin on your own hook these days?
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Hmm, maybe we could make some modifications to my oven.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r Someone said you can breathe under water. Is that true?
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r How's the soup smell today, boys?
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r You always were the clevery one, Spoony.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png r I once crossed paths with a fella claimed to serve a hidden master. Maybe your predecessor?
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r Well aren't you full of yourself.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Never spent much time near the ocean.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r We really need to get you some help, Rizzrack. This has gone on too long...
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r The first step is admitting you have a problem, Rizzrack. Can you do that?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Oh, Rizzrack. You never understood why I couldn't stay. If you don't know by now, there's nothing to say.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Of course I still love you. But I'll smack ya down when you get petulent.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Boush! I didn't expect to light on you in these parts.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r How'd a coupla old rats like us end up here, Boush?
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Oh no, after you. Rolling boulders have right of way.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r I don't think they've got any of you lot in the Outlands. Least, those trees sure don't seem protected.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Don't worry, Rizzrack's particular brand of psychosis does not run in the family.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Friends with a troll? Not likely. But we don't gotta be friends to win this fight.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r Brewmaster's off paintin' his nose if you're looking for him.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r Out of the way, tubby!
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Air smells a bit gamey, eh?
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r There a comfy little hidey hole around here somewhere?
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r You're awfully pale, dear. Have you eaten?
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Didn't think any water moccasins were in these parts...
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r I been to Jidi once. Wouldn't mind going back there...
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r I try to not be prejudiced, but you don't set me at ease, Viper.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r I'm not questioning your intent, Visage...only your motivations.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r No one seems to know much about you. And your brothers sure are being tight-lipped.
  • ▶️ Void Spirit minimap icon.png r People are asking if I'm here with you, on account of our simultaneous arrivals... Please disabuse them of the notion!
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Got any pulps in there, Warlock? Good way to pass the time.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Can I see that book? Mortimer's driving. I can read on the way!
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Must be nice to always have a do-over.
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png r So you wanna learn how to REALLY shoot?
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Oh, I just love your poetry, Auroth. Do one about Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Never held a high regard for sawbones, but can't argue they've saved my hide a time or two.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r Eh. Good...bad... I work with what I got, Ostarion.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Are your godly standards really low, or are we moving up in the world?
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r I saw your boy. He looks a lot better.
  • ▶️ u It's so nice to see young love.
  • ▶️ u Well, now I've got a scapegoat.
  • ▶️ u I suppose you and Mortimer can play together.
  • ▶️ u So have you thought about adding some black powder to every design?
  • ▶️ u Oh, you're so spry! Even in my best days I couldn't pull that off.

Meeting an enemy

Within 1000 radius
25% chance

  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r I see yer bread jerker bobbin'. You scared, Kardel?
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Sniper! I'm callin' you out!

25% chance, during early-mid game

  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Still out here begging for change, Razzil?

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

15% chance

Last-hitting at less than 20% health

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Denying at less than 20% health

Acquiring an item

Acquiring a specific item

50% chance

25% chance

Dying

Respawning

15% chance

Reincarnating

Bottling Runes

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune
50% chance

40% chance

15% chance

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

5% chance

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

'Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Second attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

20% chance

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

35% chance

15% chance

5% chance

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. Which monologue gets chosen is random
"Leaving" monologue

  • ▶️ People try to ask about my life story. Like they want a person's whole existence balled up into a dainty little yarn.
  • ▶️ They wanna hear all about the bad Beadie -- each one thinking that streak goes all the way back to being a wee girl.
  • ▶️ Sure, I was a bit of a troublemaker, but not all the stories they tell about me are true.
  • ▶️ And I didn't really mean to run off ... just to go on a little adventure ...
  • ▶️ but one thing led to another, a few months turned into a few years, and before ya know it, I was sucking down poison-marsh water with a posse on my tail.
  • ▶️ All over a very simple misunderstanding, mind you -- WHICH I CAN PROVE. Leastways I could have back then.
  • ▶️ Anyway, by the time I made it through the marsh and lost those in pursuit, it seemed easier to keep going than to turn back. So I did.
  • ▶️ Oh, I eventually made it back for a visit with my sisters and their respective broods, but I was changed by then.
  • ▶️ Already met up with Mortimer n' dropped my bad ways and all--ways which I had only come to truly adopt after leaving home in the first place.
  • ▶️ My point being, the opinions of folk round here are somewhat unreliable.

"Outlands" monologue

  • ▶️ The outlands are just what simpletons call ALL the lands beyond the Dread Marsh.
  • ▶️ I haven't even been to all of 'em. Far as I can see, THESE here parts are the outlands.
  • ▶️ There's a bigger world out there -- full of people that don't even know the battle of the ancients may well decide their fates.
  • ▶️ But they can rest easy. I'm on the job.
  • ▶️ So, yeah. HERE ya call 'em the Outlands, but they all got names.
  • ▶️ Like Praxa'cia. That's my favorite. Krimwohl tho, they can suck iron.
  • ▶️ Never saw any other folk like myself. There were some with similarities, but they didn't have much knack for tinkering.
  • ▶️ So of course my wares were always in demand.
  • ▶️ At first I'd sell to anyone buying. Principles don't get you out of a tight spot--and I sure was in one after crossin the marsh.
  • ▶️ Course, lacking convictions while simultaneously manufacturing weapons of mass murder is a purty good way to find yourself in cahoots with a bad bunch.
  • ▶️ And me being me, I found the worst.

"Road" monologue

  • ▶️ We had a good run of years, truth be told. Road Agents aren't known for longevity.
  • ▶️ Even the best gangs will fall to pieces from excessive death or in-fighting.
  • ▶️ I wasn't needlessly cruel, but I did get my hands dirty. And I supplied armaments to folks who caused real harm.
  • ▶️ While I'm sure there's something to learn from it, most days I feel the less said about those days, the better.

"Mortimer" monologue

  • ▶️ I'm not gonna lie. I didn't know what I had when I first snatched this little feller up.
  • ▶️ Heck, it was more of a joke n' anything. Even givin him a name -- Mortimer! Just a little nugget in my hand.
  • ▶️ Sure, we all joshed I was his mammy, but I really thought we were gonna eat him when he got a little bigger. Which he did, rapidly.
  • ▶️ Wouldn't ya know it, I fell in love with the big goof.
  • ▶️ Along with that feeling came...some semblence of personal responsibility.
  • ▶️ Warn't long before me and the gang had a HARD falling out.
  • ▶️ But I got all the gang I need right here.
  • ▶️ I later learned these lizards got QUITE the life expectancy.
  • ▶️ So long as I don't get the both of us killed, he'll long outlive me.
  • ▶️ But I know he'll find someone else when I'm gone -- who needs his help just as much as I did.
  • ▶️ And they'll be thankful to have him. Yep.

"Smithing" monologue

  • ▶️ I've said it before, I'll say it a million times. Powder ain't magic. It's art. And the powder ganger is the artist.
  • ▶️ I only really started making guns to ensure the quality of the smithing matched the quality of my pretty black dust.
  • ▶️ You won't see a master painter scrawlin' with a shop-bought brush.
  • ▶️ Well, once I had both the iron and the load, I made my way with 'em.
  • ▶️ Selling 'em when I had or wanted to... and turning 'em loose on those I thought deserved it.
  • ▶️ But that was a long time ago. Now I'm more...judicious in applying my talents.
  • ▶️ A girl's gotta have standards.

"Baking" monologue

  • ▶️ For a spell there, I didn't want to have anything to do with smithing or killing.
  • ▶️ But a keen's idle hands are liable to rig up something even worse. So I turned to baking.
  • ▶️ Cookies are my specialty -- largely on account of being my favorite.
  • ▶️ But ride with me long enough and you might sample the odd snickerdoodle or taste some crumble pie.
  • ▶️ I even found a way to apply some of my previous talents in whipping up an effective new recipe.
  • ▶️ I do hope you'll try some. It'll make ya feel right as rain.

"Home" monologue

  • ▶️ It's strange coming home. One of my big sisters settled in the vale -- but that's all gone now.
  • ▶️ Her little snipper's still runnin' around, but he's... had a hard time of it.
  • ▶️ I see some of the old keen around a bit--the ones that survived. But they're still scared of me like back in the day.
  • ▶️ And while I do assert that their remembrances are a might exaggerated, I will own up to a smidge of impropriety at a young age--
  • ▶️ I was just trying to find my place in the world.
  • ▶️ If they think I was bad back then, I should give 'em a taste of what come after. Hehe!
  • ▶️ Anywho, I don't know how long I'll stick around.
  • ▶️ There's trouble brewing, and if I've learned anything, a trusty iron on your side can make all the difference.
  • ▶️ Some folk are content just to have a roof over head n' kin to hold. But I gave all that up years ago. Yep, got everything I need right here.
  • ▶️ I've been around a few places n' one thing I learned: you got plans, you got contingencies, and you got the ace up your sleeve when the first two go belly up.

Chat responses

Lane missing

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

40% chance

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Match end

Won

  • ▶️ Only one Ancient left n' it's ours!
  • ▶️ Well that settles THAT!
  • ▶️ Yes ma'am! Anyone don't like it can take it up with ME.
  • ▶️ Top showing, Mortimer. Couldn't'a done it without ya!
  • ▶️ Well done. You're worth ten of those idiots, Mortimer.
  • ▶️ Now that's how you exfluncticate an Ancient!
  • ▶️ And the best part? Dessert's already ready!
  • ▶️ Yee haw!

During early-mid game

Lost

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

Rare and higher

Misc

Wizard

Failure

Happy

Anger