Rick and Morty Announcer Pack

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Rick and Morty Announcer Pack
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This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the interdimensional mischief of Adult Swim's Rick and Morty.
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Rick and Morty Announcer Pack
Announcer: Rick and Morty
Mega-Kills: Rick and Morty

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

  • ▶️ Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty! followup
  • ▶️ Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
  • ▶️ Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh! followup
  • ▶️ Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh! followup
  • ▶️ What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then? followup
  • ▶️ I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
  • ▶️ Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby! followup
  • ▶️ Yo, what up my glip glops! followup

Game mode

  • ▶️ u Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.
  • ▶️ u Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.
  • ▶️ u Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.

Ability Draft

  • ▶️ r Oh geez, ability draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.
  • ▶️ r Oh boy ability draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.
  • ▶️ r Ability draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

Captain's Mode

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Least Played

  • ▶️ r Least played!
  • ▶️ r Alrighty, least played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
  • ▶️ r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's least played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

  • ▶️ r Limited heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
  • ▶️ r Aww, it's limited heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
  • ▶️ r Limited heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

  • ▶️ r Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.
  • ▶️ r Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
  • ▶️ r Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.

One vs One

  • ▶️ r Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.
  • ▶️ r Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.
  • ▶️ r Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?

Random Draft

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • ▶️ r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.
  • ▶️ r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.

Single Draft

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

Drafting

Picking

Banning

Time left to pick

  • ▶️ You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.
  • ▶️ Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.
  • ▶️ 10 seconds to pick a hero, you moron.
  • ▶️ Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.
  • ▶️ Yeah, 5 seconds left now.
  • ▶️ 5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.

Draft end

  • ▶️ u Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.
  • ▶️ u Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!
  • ▶️ u After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!
  • ▶️ u Radiant team is complete!
  • ▶️ u Dire's team is complete.
  • ▶️ u What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.

Picking specific heroes

40% chance

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png r If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, you know y-y-you're being mean to me.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png r Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png r I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png r Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png r You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png r You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png r Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png r This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png r You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png r You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png r You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png r How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png r You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png r I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png r Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r You know, Morty, kids like dragons, so I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. You know, it's like, it's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png r You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png r You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png r Man, I'm confused, Rick. You know, on one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png r If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png r They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png r This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png r Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png r You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png r Hey this guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and then he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png r You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png r Arr matey. Arr matey!
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png r How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png r Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png r This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png r You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png r You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png r Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png r Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal… Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png r Hey look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png r It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png r She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png r Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png r Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png r I gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game that needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah Rick, you know, this guy's a real mess.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png r Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png r Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Oh my god, somebody needs to get in there and save him.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png r I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png r I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png r There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png r He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png r I've got eremikophobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png r Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez Rick, you gotta protect me, Rick!
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png r Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Dubba nub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Nubba lub nub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png r I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r Oh geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png r You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png r Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png r Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png r He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png r I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png r I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png r The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh… What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Ah Tinker, we meet again.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png r Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png r Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png r You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png r If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png r Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png r Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png r How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's uh, Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit…
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png r Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Ooh, it's a snake-type character, Morty. I wonder if it's poisonous.
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png r Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah you know Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png r You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is… Um… His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png r Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png r Geez, I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress Morty. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant. Oh jeeze, I see what you mean there.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png r Mark Twain looks pissed!

15% chance

  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png Chaos Knight minimap icon.png Chen minimap icon.png Disruptor minimap icon.png Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png Leshrac minimap icon.png Luna minimap icon.png Magnus minimap icon.png Mirana minimap icon.png r Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png Death Prophet minimap icon.png Drow Ranger minimap icon.png Enchantress minimap icon.png Legion Commander minimap icon.png Lina minimap icon.png Luna minimap icon.png Mirana minimap icon.png Naga Siren minimap icon.png Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png Queen of Pain minimap icon.png Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png Windranger minimap icon.png r It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png Death Prophet minimap icon.png Drow Ranger minimap icon.png Enchantress minimap icon.png Legion Commander minimap icon.png Lina minimap icon.png Luna minimap icon.png Medusa minimap icon.png Mirana minimap icon.png Naga Siren minimap icon.png Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png Queen of Pain minimap icon.png Spectre minimap icon.png Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png Windranger minimap icon.png Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. Yeah that sounds like a great idea, Rick!
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png Clinkz minimap icon.png Doom minimap icon.png Dragon Knight minimap icon.png Ember Spirit minimap icon.png Jakiro minimap icon.png Phoenix minimap icon.png r This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png Huskar minimap icon.png Juggernaut minimap icon.png Necrophos minimap icon.png Omniknight minimap icon.png Oracle minimap icon.png Phoenix minimap icon.png Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png Elder Titan minimap icon.png Meepo minimap icon.png Naga Siren minimap icon.png Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png Shadow Demon minimap icon.png Spectre minimap icon.png Terrorblade minimap icon.png r You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can just create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png Elder Titan minimap icon.png Meepo minimap icon.png Naga Siren minimap icon.png Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png Shadow Demon minimap icon.png Spectre minimap icon.png Terrorblade minimap icon.png r Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png Leshrac minimap icon.png Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png Spectre minimap icon.png Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Morty, this is the one guy in the game who's interdimensional, just like us.
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png Huskar minimap icon.png Invoker minimap icon.png Kunkka minimap icon.png Lycan minimap icon.png Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png Warlock minimap icon.png Wraith King minimap icon.png r Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png Lich minimap icon.png Necrophos minimap icon.png Shadow Demon minimap icon.png Undying minimap icon.png r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png Invoker minimap icon.png Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png Lion minimap icon.png Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Oracle minimap icon.png Pugna minimap icon.png Rubick minimap icon.png Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png Warlock minimap icon.png r Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png Jakiro minimap icon.png Morphling minimap icon.png Night Stalker minimap icon.png Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png Puck minimap icon.png Pudge minimap icon.png Razor minimap icon.png Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png Slardar minimap icon.png Venomancer minimap icon.png Visage minimap icon.png Weaver minimap icon.png r Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.

5% chance

  • ▶️ r You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.
  • ▶️ r Man this guy pisses me off Morty. I don't know why. Just pisses me off.
  • ▶️ r How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.
  • ▶️ r Alright! Nice pick.
  • ▶️ r Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.
  • ▶️ r You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.

1% chance

  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • ▶️ Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.
  • ▶️ Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!
  • ▶️ Huh. Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!

20% chance, player only

  • ▶️ What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.

Time before battle

  • ▶️ u 60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!
  • ▶️ Um. 30 seconds to game start.
  • ▶️ Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.
  • ▶️ Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.
  • ▶️ Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.
  • ▶️ Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!
  • ▶️ Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.
  • ▶️ 30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.
  • ▶️ Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.
  • ▶️ Alright Morty. The game's about to start.

Battle begins

  • ▶️ Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.
  • ▶️ Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?
  • ▶️ Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?
  • ▶️ Well, there's that pesky horn.
  • ▶️ G-game start! It starts. It started!
  • ▶️ Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!
  • ▶️ Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!
  • ▶️ u Round up your characters and let's get this party started.

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

  • ▶️ Uh oh! Triple kill!
  • ▶️ We should start calling this person Triple Kill, because they got a triple kill.
  • ▶️ Oh! Triple kill!
  • ▶️ Hooh! Looks like we got ourselves a triple kill here Rick. Morty, quit acting like a detective.
  • ▶️ Riggity-riggity-rekt son!

Ultra Kill

  • ▶️ Oh my gosh, it's an ultrakill!
  • ▶️ Whoa! Ultrakill. I'm soooo impressed.
  • ▶️ Morty I'm gonna combine us. Ready? Uhh ohhh it's an ultrakill.
  • ▶️ Whoa thing got a little ultrakill in here.
  • ▶️ Oh geez! Oh geez! Rick, this is getting out of hand!

Rampage

  • ▶️ Oh that's as high as it goes Morty. He really did it, or she. They really did it.
  • ▶️ It's a rampage! Rick! Rick! Ruh! Oohh! Morty! Morty! Take it easy buddy. Take it easy.
  • ▶️ What?! Rampage?! Are you joking around with this? What's going on? You gotta relax Morty! You're gonna break the whole thing Morty.
  • ▶️ No! Ha! Hew! Rampage!
  • ▶️ Whoa! Rampage! Hoo! Hooo. Morty, Morty, uh, there's a time and a place.
  • ▶️ Pfft! Come on, I don't believe that happened for a second. I don't know, Rick, there's a lot of blood and body parts.

20% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • ▶️ They rampaged! It's a rampage! Morty, Morty, calm down Morty. You're getting too excited, it's just a videogame. Relax.
  • ▶️ Morty it's just a rampage, alright? There's a lot bigger things to be concerned with Morty.

Killing Spree

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • ▶️ Oh Killing spree. Everyone bow down. Accident. It was an accident, I bet.

15% chance, players only

  • ▶️ Killing spree. There was a clipping issue. There was a hit detection issue.
  • ▶️ Killing spree my ass.

Dominating

  • ▶️ Oh geez. He's dominating!
  • ▶️ Oh man, this guy's dominating.
  • ▶️ Rick! He's dominating now. He's dominating.
  • ▶️ Oh my god! Four! Four in a row. He's now dominating. He's dominating, Rick.

Mega Kill

  • ▶️ Oh! Not so fast Morty, cuz he just Megakilled. It's a megakill now.
  • ▶️ Whoa. Megakill. He just megakilled.
  • ▶️ Oh M-megakill!
  • ▶️ Whoa! Megakill. Uh-oh. Megakill.
  • ▶️ Oh Morty, uh oh! You better hold on to your hat because now it's a megakill. That's five, baby. Five. It's no accident anymore. This isn't an accident now.

Unstoppable

  • ▶️ Wait no, hold on, he's unstoppable.
  • ▶️ Holy crap Rick, he's unstoppable.
  • ▶️ Morty, who was that? I don't know. It was pretty tight.

Wicked Sick

  • ▶️ Hey geez this is some wicked sick stuff Rick, because he just wicked sick sicked it. That's right.
  • ▶️ Oh my gosh Morty! He's from Boston because he's wicked sick!
  • ▶️ That's Rick-diculous.
  • ▶️ Ah, Morty, can you smell it? The smell of freshly slaughtered bodies.

Monster Kill

  • ▶️ He monster killed!
  • ▶️ Uh oh! Monster kill! Heads up!
  • ▶️ I'm marking this in my journal. This is a day to remember. There was a monster kill.
  • ▶️ Whoa! Rick there's a monster kill just happened. This your first time seeing a monster kill?

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • ▶️ Sometimes the monster kills they happen, you know Morty, you just gotta accept it.
  • ▶️ Rick! Oh ho ho Morty, calm down. It's only a monster kill.

Godlike

  • ▶️ Whoa! They're godlike!
  • ▶️ They killed all these people Morty. That means they're godlike.
  • ▶️ This is some godlike stuff!
  • ▶️ Whoa! It's godlike time! Godlike!
  • ▶️ Oh my god! It's god peopled. Godlike! They're godlike.
  • ▶️ These people are godlike people. They're godpeople!

Holy Shit

40% chance for players, 100% for spectators

25% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • ▶️ Woo! They're beyond godlike now! They're beyond godlike! Calm down Morty! No, I'm not gonna calm down. I'm pissed!
  • ▶️ Oh geez. They went beyond godlike Rick. Calm down Morty calm down, it's okay. No, it’s not okay. I'm getting mad. I'm getting angry about this.

20% chance, players only

5% chance

  • ▶️ Ready, Rick? We're only going to get to do this once: 1, 2, 3, holy shit!

Ownage

15% chance

  • ▶️ r Ownage! If you say it really fast a bunch of times it starts to not make any sense. Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage!
  • ▶️ r Who does that crap? It should be against the rules.

Team Wipe
Your team 25% chance

  • ▶️ r Way to go genius. Your team just got wiped out.
  • ▶️ r Oh, your whole team's been wiped out. Why don't you go play checkers with your grandma.
  • ▶️ r Ugh. Your team just got wiped out. You might want to switch to a single player game. Set it to easy mode.
  • ▶️ r He's gonna, he's coming for you and me next. He's gonna be coming for us.

Enemy team 50% chance

  • ▶️ r Whoa, enemy team's been wiped out. Whoa! This is good news.
  • ▶️ r Huh! Looks like there might be a vacancy on the enemy team since they're all entirely wiped out. Yeah, way to go!
  • ▶️ r Ho boy, enemy team just got wiped out, baby! Oh man.
  • ▶️ r Whoa, the enemy team's just been entirely wiped out. Hm. Interesting.
  • ▶️ r Listen don't get a big head about it but you just wiped out the enemy's team. Good work.
  • ▶️ r Oh geez. Y-y-you just killed a whole bunch of people.
  • ▶️ r Oh my god, you just killed people. You're a murderer.
  • ▶️ r Whoa, whoa whoa. You done killed people.

For spectators 50% chance

  • ▶️ r Oh man, somebody lower the flags at half-mast. Radiant team's been wiped out.
  • ▶️ r Geez, the whole Radiant team got wiped out? Nobody's taking this game seriously anymore.
  • ▶️ r Geez, the entire Dire team just got wiped out.
  • ▶️ r Oh, embarrasing. Dire team's wiped out.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • ▶️ Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed. followup
  • ▶️ Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying?
  • ▶️ Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!
  • ▶️ Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed. followup
  • ▶️ Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak.
  • ▶️ Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.
Roshan
killed
  • ▶️ Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant.
  • ▶️ Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy!
  • ▶️ Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant.
  • ▶️ I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.
  • ▶️ Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire.
  • ▶️ Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could.
  • ▶️ Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire.
  • ▶️ Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

  • ▶️ 6 Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack.
  • ▶️ 6 Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack.
  • ▶️ 6 Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • ▶️ 10 What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • ▶️ 10 I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

  • ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack!
  • ▶️ 8 Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack!
  • ▶️ 8 Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • ▶️ 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • ▶️ 10 Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • ▶️ 10 Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit.
  • ▶️ 10 Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking. followup
  • ▶️ 10 Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup
  • ▶️ 10 There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup

The Ancient

  • ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is under attack!
  • ▶️ 8 Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack!
  • ▶️ 8 Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble.
  • ▶️ 8 Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!
Structure
fallen

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore. followup
  • ▶️ 10 Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player. followup

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Structure
denied

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time.
  • ▶️ Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go!
  • ▶️ Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.

Top tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's top tower is officially denied.
  • ▶️ Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied.
  • ▶️ Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.
  • ▶️ Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now?
  • ▶️ Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied.

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • ▶️ Dumb enemy denied their top tower.
  • ▶️ Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower.
  • ▶️ What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.
Structures
fortified
  • ▶️ Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?
  • ▶️ Looks like Dires's structures are fortified.
  • ▶️ That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.
Megacreeps
  • ▶️ Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie!
  • ▶️ Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.
  • ▶️ Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!
  • ▶️ Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps.
  • ▶️ They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire.
  • ▶️ Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.
Victory

Radiant team

  • ▶️ They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it. followup
  • ▶️ We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it. followup

Dire team

  • ▶️ They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire! followup
  • ▶️ Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game! followup
  • ▶️ Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick! followup

Respawning

5% chance

  • ▶️ r You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.
  • ▶️ r We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!
  • ▶️ r Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?
  • ▶️ r Try not to die this time, idiot!

Lane missing

  • ▶️ u Missing top!
  • ▶️ u Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.
  • ▶️ u Missing top!
  • ▶️ u Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.
  • ▶️ u Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.
  • ▶️ u Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.
  • ▶️ u Missing bottom!
  • ▶️ u Missing bottom!
  • ▶️ u Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.
  • ▶️ u Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh…

Periods with no action

15% chance, mid game and onward

  • ▶️ r Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.
  • ▶️ r Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.
  • ▶️ r Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.
  • ▶️ r This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.
  • ▶️ r Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.
  • ▶️ r I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.
  • ▶️ r Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.
  • ▶️ r You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.
  • ▶️ r Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.
  • ▶️ r Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?
  • ▶️ r Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.
  • ▶️ r [Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.
  • ▶️ r If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.
  • ▶️ r You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?
  • ▶️ r Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.
  • ▶️ r You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
25% chance

  • ▶️ 300 They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.
  • ▶️ 300 Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!
  • ▶️ 300 Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up quits and leaves the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.
  • ▶️ 300 You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!
  • ▶️ 300 Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!
  • ▶️ 300 Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!
  • ▶️ 300 Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?
  • ▶️ 300 Oh man, player just disconnected? Oh, wonderful. What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?
  • ▶️ 300 Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.
  • ▶️ 300 Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.
  • ▶️ 300 Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.
  • ▶️ 300 Plaaayer disconnect…ted.
  • ▶️ 300 Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • ▶️ 300 Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?
  • ▶️ Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.
  • ▶️ Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.

Quitting game
75% chance

  • ▶️ r As they say in Canada: peace oot!
  • ▶️ r Oh! Getting sick of this crap.
  • ▶️ r Someone turn the game off. Let me free!
  • ▶️ r Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
  • ▶️ r Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated world before it reboots.

Purchasing items

2% chance

  • ▶️ r Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.
  • ▶️ r Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

  • ▶️ r Least Played!
  • ▶️ r Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
  • ▶️ r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

  • ▶️ r Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
  • ▶️ r Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
  • ▶️ r Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

  • ▶️ Mid Only! r It's a mess, but let's do it.
  • ▶️ Mid Only! r I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
  • ▶️ Mid Only! r It's gonna get crazy up in here.

First Blood
20% chance, for players

  • ▶️ Truth be known, you didn't do too much there. You killed a person. Who cares?

100% chance, for spectator

  • ▶️ You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood.

Victory
25% chance, for spectators

  • ▶️ That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
  • ▶️ S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
  • ▶️ Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
  • ▶️ Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.

25% chance, for winning team

  • ▶️ That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
  • ▶️ S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
  • ▶️ Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
  • ▶️ I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.

25% chance, for losing team

  • ▶️ Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.
  • ▶️ Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.
  • ▶️ That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!
  • ▶️ Game over baby! Ohh man.
  • ▶️ Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.
  • ▶️ This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.

Positive
40% chance

  • ▶️ 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
  • ▶️ 600 Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.
  • ▶️ 600 Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.
  • ▶️ 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
  • ▶️ 600 That was good playership.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh! You're gonna do this!
  • ▶️ 600 Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.
  • ▶️ 600 Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.
  • ▶️ 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
  • ▶️ 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
  • ▶️ 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
  • ▶️ 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
  • ▶️ 600 Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.

Generic
25% chance

  • ▶️ 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
  • ▶️ 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
  • ▶️ 600 That was good playership.
  • ▶️ 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
  • ▶️ 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
  • ▶️ 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
  • ▶️ 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
  • ▶️ 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
  • ▶️ 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
  • ▶️ 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
  • ▶️ 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
  • ▶️ 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
  • ▶️ 600 Huuugh that's not good.
  • ▶️ 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
  • ▶️ 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy.

Negative
30% chance

  • ▶️ 600 Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.
  • ▶️ 600 I can't believe how close that got.
  • ▶️ 600 It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh! You gotta do something about this!
  • ▶️ 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
  • ▶️ 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
  • ▶️ 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
  • ▶️ 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
  • ▶️ 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
  • ▶️ 600 Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
  • ▶️ 600 Huuugh that's not good.
  • ▶️ 600 Hooooooo that's trouble.
  • ▶️ 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
  • ▶️ 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
  • ▶️ 600 Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.
  • ▶️ 600 This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.
  • ▶️ 600 Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.
  • ▶️ 600 Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.
  • ▶️ 600 Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!
  • ▶️ 600 Oh boy.
  • ▶️ 600 Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.
  • ▶️ 600 That was just horrible, Rick!

Negative ongoing
15% chance