Rick and Morty Announcer Pack

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Rick and Morty Announcer Pack
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This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the interdimensional mischief of Adult Swim's Rick and Morty.
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Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

  • Play Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty! followup
  • Play Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
  • Play Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh! followup
  • Play Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh! followup
  • Play What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then? followup
  • Play I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty. followup
  • Play Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby! followup
  • Play Yo, what up my glip glops! followup

Game mode

  • Play u Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.
  • Play u Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.
  • Play u Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.

Ability Draft

  • Play r Oh geez, ability draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.
  • Play r Oh boy ability draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.
  • Play r Ability draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

  • Play r Captain's draft!
  • Play r Oo captain's draft!

Captain's Mode

  • Play r Captain's mode!
  • Play r Oh captain's mode!
  • Play r Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a captain's mode!

Deathmatch

  • Play r Deathmatch!
  • Play r Ooo! Deathmatch!

Easy Mode

  • Play u Ohh! Easy mode.
  • Play u Oh, little baby picked easy mode.
  • Play u Oh boy, easy mode. This is gonna be exciting.

Least Played

  • Play r Least played!
  • Play r Alrighty, least played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
  • Play r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's least played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

  • Play r Limited heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
  • Play r Aww, it's limited heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
  • Play r Limited heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

  • Play r Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.
  • Play r Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
  • Play r Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.

One vs One

  • Play r Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.
  • Play r Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.
  • Play r Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?

Random Draft

  • Play r Oh boy it's a random draft.
  • Play r Random draft!

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • Play r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.
  • Play r Reverse captain's mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.

Single Draft

  • Play r Single draft!
  • Play r I like my single drafts with a dash of lemonade.
  • Play r Oh! Single draft!

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

  • Play r Choose your hero!
  • Play r Hey! Choose your hero.
  • Play r Uhhh choose your hero!
  • Play r Get up on in here and choose that hero!
  • Play r Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.
  • Play r Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.

Drafting

Picking

  • Play Your turn to pick, bro.
  • Play Your turn to pick.
  • Play Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.
  • Play Enemy's turn to pick.
  • Play It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.
  • Play Enemy's turn. To pick.
  • Play Enemy's turn to pick.
  • Play Radiant team pick.
  • Play C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.
  • Play Dire team pick.
  • Play Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.
  • Play Come on Dire team. Pick it good.

Banning

  • Play Your turn to ban!
  • Play It's your turn to ban, dummy!
  • Play It's your turn to ban. Hello?
  • Play Your turn to ban.
  • Play Enemy's turn to ban.
  • Play Enemy's turn to ban, baby.
  • Play Radiant team ban!
  • Play Radiant team ban!
  • Play Dire team ban.
  • Play Oh, Dire team ban!
  • Play Uh, Dire team ban.

Time left to pick

  • Play You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.
  • Play Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.
  • Play 10 seconds to pick a hero, you moron.
  • Play Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.
  • Play Yeah, 5 seconds left now.
  • Play 5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.
  • Play Reserve time!
  • Play Reserve time!
  • Play Well what do you know! It's reserve time!
  • Play Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!

Draft end

  • Play u Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.
  • Play u Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!
  • Play u After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!
  • Play u Radiant team is complete!
  • Play u Dire's team is complete.
  • Play u What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.
  • Play Choose your hero!
  • Play Hey! Choose your hero.
  • Play Uhhh choose your hero!
  • Play Get up on in here and choose that hero!
  • Play Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.

Picking specific heroes

40% chance

  • Play Abaddon r If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?
  • Play Alchemist r Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, you know y-y-you're being mean to me.
  • Play Alchemist r Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
  • Play Ancient Apparition r You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
  • Play Anti-Mage r Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
  • Play Anti-Mage r Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
  • Play Arc Warden r Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
  • Play Arc Warden r Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
  • Play Axe r Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
  • Play Axe r I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
  • Play Bane r He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
  • Play Bane r I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.
  • Play Bane r Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
  • Play Batrider r Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
  • Play Beastmaster r You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.
  • Play Bloodseeker r This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
  • Play Bounty Hunter r Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
  • Play Brewmaster r You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
  • Play Brewmaster r You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
  • Play Bristleback r Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
  • Play Bristleback r Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
  • Play Broodmother r This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
  • Play Centaur Warrunner r Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
  • Play Chaos Knight r You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
  • Play Chen r You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
  • Play Clinkz r You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
  • Play Clinkz r You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
  • Play Clockwerk r He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
  • Play Clockwerk r Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
  • Play Crystal Maiden r Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
  • Play Crystal Maiden r You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
  • Play Dark Seer r Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
  • Play Dark Seer r You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
  • Play Dazzle r How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
  • Play Death Prophet r You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.
  • Play Disruptor r I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
  • Play Doom r Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
  • Play Dragon Knight r You know, Morty, kids like dragons, so I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
  • Play Drow Ranger r Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
  • Play Drow Ranger r Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
  • Play Drow Ranger r You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
  • Play Earth Spirit r You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. You know, it's like, it's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
  • Play Earthshaker r I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
  • Play Earthshaker r You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
  • Play Elder Titan r You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
  • Play Ember Spirit r Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
  • Play Ember Spirit r Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
  • Play Enchantress r Man, I'm confused, Rick. You know, on one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!
  • Play Enigma r You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.
  • Play Enigma r If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
  • Play Faceless Void r They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
  • Play Gyrocopter r Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
  • Play Gyrocopter r I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
  • Play Gyrocopter r Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.
  • Play Huskar r This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
  • Play Invoker r All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
  • Play Invoker r I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
  • Play Invoker r Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
  • Play Io r What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
  • Play Io r You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
  • Play Jakiro r Hey this guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and then he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
  • Play Juggernaut r You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
  • Play Juggernaut r Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
  • Play Juggernaut r You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.
  • Play Keeper of the Light r Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
  • Play Keeper of the Light r Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
  • Play Kunkka r Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
  • Play Kunkka r Arr matey. Arr matey!
  • Play Leshrac r Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
  • Play Leshrac r How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?
  • Play Lich r Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
  • Play Lifestealer r This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.
  • Play Lina r You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?
  • Play Lion r You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
  • Play Lone Druid r Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.
  • Play Luna r Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
  • Play Lycan r Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
  • Play Lycan r Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
  • Play Magnus r Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal… Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
  • Play Magnus r Hey look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
  • Play Medusa r I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
  • Play Medusa r It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
  • Play Meepo r Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
  • Play Meepo r Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
  • Play Mirana r It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
  • Play Mirana r She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
  • Play Morphling r You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
  • Play Morphling r Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
  • Play Naga Siren r Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
  • Play Nature's Prophet r Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.
  • Play Necrophos r I gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game that needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah Rick, you know, this guy's a real mess.
  • Play Nyx Assassin r Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
  • Play Nyx Assassin r Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.
  • Play Ogre Magi r Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
  • Play Ogre Magi r Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
  • Play Outworld Devourer r Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
  • Play Phantom Assassin r Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
  • Play Phoenix r Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Oh my god, somebody needs to get in there and save him.
  • Play Underlord r Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
  • Play Underlord r Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
  • Play Puck r Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
  • Play Puck r Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
  • Play Pudge r I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
  • Play Pugna r Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
  • Play Queen of Pain r Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
  • Play Razor r I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
  • Play Riki r There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.
  • Play Rubick r Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
  • Play Rubick r He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
  • Play Sand King r Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
  • Play Sand King r I've got eremikophobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
  • Play Shadow Demon r Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
  • Play Shadow Fiend r Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
  • Play Shadow Fiend r This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez Rick, you gotta protect me, Rick!
  • Play Shadow Shaman r Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.
  • Play Shadow Shaman r Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
  • Play Shadow Shaman r I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.
  • Play Silencer r Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!
  • Play Silencer r Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
  • Play Skywrath Mage r Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
  • Play Skywrath Mage r Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.
  • Play Slardar r I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
  • Play Slark r Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.
  • Play Slark r Oh geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
  • Play Slark r You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.
  • Play Sniper r Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
  • Play Spectre r Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
  • Play Spirit Breaker r Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
  • Play Spirit Breaker r Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
  • Play Storm Spirit r You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
  • Play Sven r Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
  • Play Sven r He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
  • Play Techies r Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
  • Play Techies r I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
  • Play Terrorblade r I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
  • Play Tidehunter r Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
  • Play Tidehunter r The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh… What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
  • Play Tinker r Ah Tinker, we meet again.
  • Play Tinker r Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
  • Play Tinker r Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
  • Play Tinker r Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
  • Play Tiny r Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
  • Play Tiny r Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
  • Play Treant Protector r This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
  • Play Treant Protector r Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
  • Play Treant Protector r You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
  • Play Troll Warlord r You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
  • Play Troll Warlord r I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
  • Play Tusk r If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
  • Play Undying r Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
  • Play Undying r I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
  • Play Undying r Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
  • Play Ursa r Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
  • Play Vengeful Spirit r How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's uh, Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit…
  • Play Venomancer r Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
  • Play Viper r Ooh, it's a snake-type character, Morty. I wonder if it's poisonous.
  • Play Viper r Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah you know Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
  • Play Visage r You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is… Um… His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
  • Play Warlock r Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
  • Play Weaver r You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
  • Play Weaver r Geez, I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress Morty. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!
  • Play Winter Wyvern r Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
  • Play Witch Doctor r Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
  • Play Wraith King r Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant. Oh jeeze, I see what you mean there.
  • Play Zeus r Mark Twain looks pissed!

15% chance

  • Play Abaddon Centaur Warrunner Chaos Knight Chen Disruptor Keeper of the Light Leshrac Luna Magnus Mirana r Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.
  • Play Crystal Maiden Death Prophet Drow Ranger Enchantress Legion Commander Lina Luna Mirana Naga Siren Phantom Assassin Queen of Pain Templar Assassin Vengeful Spirit Windranger r It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.
  • Play Broodmother Crystal Maiden Death Prophet Drow Ranger Enchantress Legion Commander Lina Luna Medusa Mirana Naga Siren Phantom Assassin Queen of Pain Spectre Templar Assassin Vengeful Spirit Windranger Winter Wyvern r Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. Yeah that sounds like a great idea, Rick!
  • Play Batrider Clinkz Doom Dragon Knight Ember Spirit Jakiro Phoenix r This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.
  • Play Dazzle Huskar Juggernaut Necrophos Omniknight Oracle Phoenix Winter Wyvern Witch Doctor r If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?
  • Play Chaos Knight Elder Titan Meepo Naga Siren Phantom Lancer Shadow Demon Spectre Terrorblade r You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can just create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.
  • Play Chaos Knight Elder Titan Meepo Naga Siren Phantom Lancer Shadow Demon Spectre Terrorblade r Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.
  • Play Dark Seer Leshrac Outworld Devourer Spectre Spirit Breaker r Morty, this is the one guy in the game who's interdimensional, just like us.
  • Play Axe Huskar Invoker Kunkka Lycan Skywrath Mage Warlock Wraith King r Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.
  • Play Clinkz Lich Necrophos Shadow Demon Undying r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.
  • Play Dazzle Invoker Keeper of the Light Lion Ogre Magi Oracle Pugna Rubick Shadow Shaman Skywrath Mage Warlock r Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.
  • Play Bane Jakiro Morphling Night Stalker Nyx Assassin Outworld Devourer Puck Pudge Razor Shadow Fiend Slardar Venomancer Visage Weaver r Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.

5% chance

  • Play r You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.
  • Play r Man this guy pisses me off Morty. I don't know why. Just pisses me off.
  • Play r How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.
  • Play r Alright! Nice pick.
  • Play r Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.
  • Play r You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.

1% chance

  • Play Wraith King r That's it, Morty! It's just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Play Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.
  • Play Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!
  • Play Huh. Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!

20% chance, player only

  • Play What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.

Time before battle

  • Play u 60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!
  • Play Um. 30 seconds to game start.
  • Play Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.
  • Play Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.
  • Play Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.
  • Play Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!
  • Play Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.
  • Play 30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.
  • Play Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.
  • Play Alright Morty. The game's about to start.

Battle begins

  • Play Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.
  • Play Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?
  • Play Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?
  • Play Well, there's that pesky horn.
  • Play G-game start! It starts. It started!
  • Play Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!
  • Play Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!
  • Play u Round up your characters and let's get this party started.

Kills

First Blood

  • Play Oh! First blood! followup
  • Play Blood has been spilled! For the first time in this game.
  • Play Oh Morty, can you smell that salty blood that just got first spilt?
  • Play Oh man! First blood just splattered. followup
  • Play You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood. Players only
  • Play Oh! First blood! followup
  • Play Oh man they just got some of that first blood going.
  • Play Oh boy Morty. Somebody just got real brave over there.

Double Kill

  • Play Ugh, d-d-double kill.
  • Play Double kill. Ha ha, man.
  • Play Wubba lubba dub duub!
  • Play Wubba lubba dub duub!

Triple Kill

  • Play Uh oh! Triple kill!
  • Play We should start calling this person Triple Kill, because they got a triple kill.
  • Play Oh! Triple kill!
  • Play Hooh! Looks like we got ourselves a triple kill here Rick. Morty, quit acting like a detective.
  • Play Riggity-riggity-rekt son!

Ultra Kill

  • Play Oh my gosh, it's an ultrakill!
  • Play Whoa! Ultrakill. I'm soooo impressed.
  • Play Morty I'm gonna combine us. Ready? Uhh ohhh it's an ultrakill.
  • Play Whoa thing got a little ultrakill in here.
  • Play Oh geez! Oh geez! Rick, this is getting out of hand!

Rampage

  • Play Oh that's as high as it goes Morty. He really did it, or she. They really did it.
  • Play It's a rampage! Rick! Rick! Ruh! Oohh! Morty! Morty! Take it easy buddy. Take it easy.
  • Play What?! Rampage?! Are you joking around with this? What's going on? You gotta relax Morty! You're gonna break the whole thing Morty.
  • Play No! Ha! Hew! Rampage!
  • Play Whoa! Rampage! Hoo! Hooo. Morty, Morty, uh, there's a time and a place.
  • Play Pfft! Come on, I don't believe that happened for a second. I don't know, Rick, there's a lot of blood and body parts.

20% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • Play They rampaged! It's a rampage! Morty, Morty, calm down Morty. You're getting too excited, it's just a videogame. Relax.
  • Play Morty it's just a rampage, alright? There's a lot bigger things to be concerned with Morty.

Killing Spree

  • Play Oh boy. Killing spree.
  • Play Morty! Killing spree!
  • Play Morty watch out! It's a killing spree.
  • Play Oh geez! It's a killing spree!
  • Play Whoa! Initiating killing spree mode.
  • Play Hello? Can anyone hear me? It's a killing spree over here.
  • Play Killing spree whoaaa!
  • Play Whoa! Killing spree! Hoo!

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • Play Oh Killing spree. Everyone bow down. Accident. It was an accident, I bet.

15% chance, players only

  • Play Killing spree. There was a clipping issue. There was a hit detection issue.
  • Play Killing spree my ass.

Dominating

  • Play Oh geez. He's dominating!
  • Play Oh man, this guy's dominating.
  • Play Rick! He's dominating now. He's dominating.
  • Play Oh my god! Four! Four in a row. He's now dominating. He's dominating, Rick.

Mega Kill

  • Play Oh! Not so fast Morty, cuz he just Megakilled. It's a megakill now.
  • Play Whoa. Megakill. He just megakilled.
  • Play Oh M-megakill!
  • Play Whoa! Megakill. Uh-oh. Megakill.
  • Play Oh Morty, uh oh! You better hold on to your hat because now it's a megakill. That's five, baby. Five. It's no accident anymore. This isn't an accident now.

Unstoppable

  • Play Wait no, hold on, he's unstoppable.
  • Play Holy crap Rick, he's unstoppable.
  • Play Morty, who was that? I don't know. It was pretty tight.

Wicked Sick

  • Play Hey geez this is some wicked sick stuff Rick, because he just wicked sick sicked it. That's right.
  • Play Oh my gosh Morty! He's from Boston because he's wicked sick!
  • Play That's Rick-diculous.
  • Play Ah, Morty, can you smell it? The smell of freshly slaughtered bodies.

Monster Kill

  • Play He monster killed!
  • Play Uh oh! Monster kill! Heads up!
  • Play I'm marking this in my journal. This is a day to remember. There was a monster kill.
  • Play Whoa! Rick there's a monster kill just happened. This your first time seeing a monster kill?

15% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • Play Sometimes the monster kills they happen, you know Morty, you just gotta accept it.
  • Play Rick! Oh ho ho Morty, calm down. It's only a monster kill.

Godlike

  • Play Whoa! They're godlike!
  • Play They killed all these people Morty. That means they're godlike.
  • Play This is some godlike stuff!
  • Play Whoa! It's godlike time! Godlike!
  • Play Oh my god! It's god peopled. Godlike! They're godlike.
  • Play These people are godlike people. They're godpeople!

Holy Shit

  • Play Shit! Holy shit!
  • Play Holy shit!
  • Play He's super godlike, or beyond godlike I meant.

40% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • Play I love it Morty. Ahh, I love it.

25% chance for players, 100% for spectators

  • Play Woo! They're beyond godlike now! They're beyond godlike! Calm down Morty! No, I'm not gonna calm down. I'm pissed!
  • Play Oh geez. They went beyond godlike Rick. Calm down Morty calm down, it's okay. No, it’s not okay. I'm getting mad. I'm getting angry about this.

20% chance, players only

  • Play Whoa! You just killed it.

5% chance

  • Play Ready, Rick? We're only going to get to do this once: 1, 2, 3, holy shit!

Ownage

15% chance

  • Play r Ownage! If you say it really fast a bunch of times it starts to not make any sense. Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage! Ownage!
  • Play r Who does that crap? It should be against the rules.

Team Wipe
Your team 25% chance

  • Play r Way to go genius. Your team just got wiped out.
  • Play r Oh, your whole team's been wiped out. Why don't you go play checkers with your grandma.
  • Play r Ugh. Your team just got wiped out. You might want to switch to a single player game. Set it to easy mode.
  • Play r He's gonna, he's coming for you and me next. He's gonna be coming for us.

Enemy team 50% chance

  • Play r Whoa, enemy team's been wiped out. Whoa! This is good news.
  • Play r Huh! Looks like there might be a vacancy on the enemy team since they're all entirely wiped out. Yeah, way to go!
  • Play r Ho boy, enemy team just got wiped out, baby! Oh man.
  • Play r Whoa, the enemy team's just been entirely wiped out. Hm. Interesting.
  • Play r Listen don't get a big head about it but you just wiped out the enemy's team. Good work.
  • Play r Oh geez. Y-y-you just killed a whole bunch of people.
  • Play r Oh my god, you just killed people. You're a murderer.
  • Play r Whoa, whoa whoa. You done killed people.

For spectators 50% chance

  • Play r Oh man, somebody lower the flags at half-mast. Radiant team's been wiped out.
  • Play r Geez, the whole Radiant team got wiped out? Nobody's taking this game seriously anymore.
  • Play r Geez, the entire Dire team just got wiped out.
  • Play r Oh, embarrasing. Dire team's wiped out.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Play Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed. followup
  • Play Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying?
  • Play Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!
  • Play Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed. followup
  • Play Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak.
  • Play Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.
Roshan
killed
  • Play Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant.
  • Play Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy!
  • Play Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant.
  • Play I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.
  • Play Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire.
  • Play Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could.
  • Play Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire.
  • Play Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • Play 7 Your to-ugh-op tower's under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Your top tower's under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Your top tower's under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Oh geez, your top tower's under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Oh boy. Your your your your your top tower's under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Oh geez Rick. The top tower's getting hit! followup
  • Play 7 Ahh, Morty you're not going to like this: the top tower's under attack. Ohhhh sheesh! followup
  • Play 7 Yyyyyyou gotta get serious. Top tower's under attack. followup

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • Play 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup
  • Play 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup
  • Play 7 Your bottom tower's under attack! followup
  • Play 7 You know Rick, I gotta tell you my bottom tower is looking pretty good! Morty, bottom tower under attack! Ohhh! followup

Top barracks

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Oh geez, they're swarming your middle barracks. followup
  • Play 10 They're coming after your middle barracks. followup
  • Play 10 They're fighting against your middle barracks right now. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Ugh, bottom barracks are getting hurt, baby! followup
  • Play 10 You know they're tearing into your bottom barracks now, right? followup
  • Play 10 I don't know if you know this but your bottom barracks are getting attacked. followup

The Ancient

  • Play 6 Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack.
  • Play 6 Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack.
  • Play 6 Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!

Top tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. followup

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. followup

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Oh! Radiant's bottom tower is under attack!

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • Play 10 What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • Play 10 I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Oh boy. Radiant's middle barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are getting rummaged over. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are getting hit. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Come on, Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are really taking a licking. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are getting torn apart. followup

The Ancient

  • Play 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack!
  • Play 8 Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack!
  • Play 8 Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.

Top tower

  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower's under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Oh boy, Dire's middle tower is under attack.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit.
  • Play 10 Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower.
  • Play 10 Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are getting hit. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are really taking a whipping. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are really getting plunged in a sea of abuse. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are getting attacked. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are getting plunged into a sea of abuse. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking. followup
  • Play 10 Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup
  • Play 10 There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks. followup

The Ancient

  • Play 8 Dire's ancient is under attack!
  • Play 8 Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack!
  • Play 8 Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble.
  • Play 8 Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!
Structure
fallen

Top tower

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Your middle tower just bit the big one. followup
  • Play 10 Oh man, your middle tower just got destroyed. followup
  • Play 10 Great! Your middle tower. You can't use that anymore, it's gone. followup
  • Play 10 Oh boy, your middle tower just took a big crap. followup

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Your bottom tower is gonzo, baby! followup
  • Play 10 You might wanna kiss your bottom tower goodbye, because it's gone. followup
  • Play 10 Hey Morty, guess what's not there? The bottom tower. followup

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Welp, you don't have any top barracks anymore. followup
  • Play 10 Your top barracks? Yeah, they're gone now. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Oh! Your middle barracks just got wiped off the face of the map. followup
  • Play 10 Oh boy Morty. Uh, middle barracks are gone. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore. followup
  • Play 10 Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player. followup

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • Play Way to go! Radiant's bottom tower's completely gone. followup
  • Play Couldn't do much about Radiant's bottom tower, could you? followup

Top barracks

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are as good as gone. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks. What a joke. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 I didn't think Radiant's bottom barracks would go that quick. followup
  • Play 10 Man I'm pissed! Radiant's bottom barracks are gone and I'm pissed! followup

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • Play Oh great, Dire's bottom tower just got destroyed. followup
  • Play What's the matter with you? Dire's bottom tower's destroyed. followup

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are, uh, obliterated. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks have been completely cut down to size. As in they're gone. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are poof, disappeared. followup
  • Play 10 Oh no Dire's middle barracks are gone. Ohh. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks just… They've seen better days. followup
  • Play 10 Oh. Dire's bottom barracks are hit and they're done. followup

Top tower

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Oh! The enemy's middle tower's gone. Serves them right. followup
  • Play 10 Oh they took out the enemy's middle tower! Ho ho ha ha ho ho! followup

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Oh the enemy's bottom tower. It's gone. We did it. followup
  • Play 10 Hooray, the enemy's bottom tower is destroyed. Hooray. followup

Top barracks

  • Play 10 The enemy's top barracks just got riggity riggity reeeeekt son! followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Enemy's middle barracks just got reeekt, baby! followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Enemy's bottom barracks are gone. Let's all say a prayer. followup
  • Play 10 This just in: the enemy's bottom barracks are destroyyyyed! followup
Structure
denied

Top tower

  • Play Ooo, you denied your top tower.
  • Play Quick moving! You denied your top tower!

Middle tower

  • Play Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time.
  • Play Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work.

Bottom tower

  • Play On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go!
  • Play Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower is officially denied.
  • Play Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied.

Middle tower

  • Play Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied.
  • Play Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.
  • Play Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower, it's denied.
  • Play Dire's top tower's denied.

Middle tower

  • Play Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now?
  • Play Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Oh man, Dire's bottom tower's denied.
  • Play Uh, Dire's bottom tower's denied. Ohh.

Top tower

  • Play Dumb enemy denied their top tower.
  • Play Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower.
  • Play What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this.

Bottom tower

  • Play Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower.
  • Play Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.
Structures
fortified
  • Play Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • Play Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • Play Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?
  • Play Looks like Dires's structures are fortified.
  • Play That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures.
  • Play Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.
Megacreeps
  • Play Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps.
  • Play Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie!
  • Play Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.
  • Play Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!
  • Play Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps.
  • Play They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire.
  • Play Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.
  • Play Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps.
  • Play Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps.
  • Play Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps.
  • Play Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.
Victory

Radiant team

  • Play They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it. followup
  • Play We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it. followup

Dire team

  • Play They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire! followup
  • Play Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game! followup
  • Play Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick! followup
  • Play Radiant wins! Radiant's victorious! Shut up Morty! followup
  • Play Game over baby! Ohh man.
  • Play Dire just won! Morty! They won Morty! Quit yelling at me about it. followup
  • Play Game over baby! Ohh man.

Respawning

5% chance

  • Play r You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.
  • Play r We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!
  • Play r Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?
  • Play r Try not to die this time, idiot!

Lane missing

  • Play u Missing top!
  • Play u Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.
  • Play u Missing top!
  • Play u Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.
  • Play u Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.
  • Play u Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.
  • Play u Missing bottom!
  • Play u Missing bottom!
  • Play u Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.
  • Play u Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh…

Periods with no action

15% chance, mid game and onward

  • Play r Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.
  • Play r Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.
  • Play r Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.
  • Play r This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.
  • Play r Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.
  • Play r I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.
  • Play r Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.
  • Play r You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.
  • Play r Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.
  • Play r Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?
  • Play r Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.
  • Play r [Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.
  • Play r If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.
  • Play r You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?
  • Play r Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.
  • Play r You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
25% chance

  • Play 300 They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.
  • Play 300 Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!
  • Play 300 Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up quits and leaves the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.
  • Play 300 You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!
  • Play 300 Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!
  • Play 300 Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!
  • Play 300 Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?
  • Play 300 Oh man, player just disconnected? Oh, wonderful. What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?
  • Play 300 Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.
  • Play 300 Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.
  • Play 300 Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.
  • Play 300 Plaaayer disconnect…ted.
  • Play 300 Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • Play 300 Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?
  • Play Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.
  • Play Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.

Quitting game
75% chance

  • Play r As they say in Canada: peace oot!
  • Play r Oh! Getting sick of this crap.
  • Play r Someone turn the game off. Let me free!
  • Play r Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
  • Play r Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated world before it reboots.

Purchasing items

2% chance

  • Play r Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.
  • Play r Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

  • Play r Least Played!
  • Play r Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
  • Play r Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

Limited Heroes

  • Play r Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
  • Play r Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
  • Play r Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

Mid Only

  • Play Mid Only! r It's a mess, but let's do it.
  • Play Mid Only! r I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
  • Play Mid Only! r It's gonna get crazy up in here.

First Blood
20% chance, for players

  • Play Truth be known, you didn't do too much there. You killed a person. Who cares?

100% chance, for spectator

  • Play You know what's better than first blood? Nothing. First blood.

Victory
25% chance, for spectators

  • Play That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
  • Play S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
  • Play Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
  • Play Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.

25% chance, for winning team

  • Play That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
  • Play S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
  • Play Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
  • Play I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.

25% chance, for losing team

  • Play Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.
  • Play Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.
  • Play That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!
  • Play Game over baby! Ohh man.
  • Play Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.
  • Play This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.

Positive
40% chance

  • Play 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
  • Play 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
  • Play 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
  • Play 600 Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.
  • Play 600 Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.
  • Play 600 Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?
  • Play 600 Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.
  • Play 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
  • Play 600 That was good playership.
  • Play 600 Oh! You're gonna do this!
  • Play 600 Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.
  • Play 600 Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.
  • Play 600 Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.
  • Play 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
  • Play 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
  • Play 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
  • Play 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
  • Play 600 Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.

Generic
25% chance

  • Play 600 Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
  • Play 600 Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
  • Play 600 Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
  • Play 600 Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
  • Play 600 That was good playership.
  • Play 600 That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
  • Play 600 Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
  • Play 600 Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
  • Play 600 Totes m'lotes dawg.
  • Play 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
  • Play 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
  • Play 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
  • Play 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
  • Play 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
  • Play 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
  • Play 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
  • Play 600 Huuugh that's not good.
  • Play 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
  • Play 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
  • Play 600 Oh boy.

Negative
30% chance

  • Play 600 Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.
  • Play 600 I can't believe how close that got.
  • Play 600 It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.
  • Play 600 Oh! You gotta do something about this!
  • Play 600 Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
  • Play 600 Geez man! They're getting whooped!
  • Play 600 Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
  • Play 600 Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
  • Play 600 When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
  • Play 600 Hoooo hoooooooo!
  • Play 600 Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.
  • Play 600 Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
  • Play 600 Huuugh that's not good.
  • Play 600 Hooooooo that's trouble.
  • Play 600 It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
  • Play 600 It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
  • Play 600 Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.
  • Play 600 This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.
  • Play 600 Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.
  • Play 600 Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.
  • Play 600 Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!
  • Play 600 Oh boy.
  • Play 600 Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.
  • Play 600 That was just horrible, Rick!

Negative ongoing
15% chance

  • Play 600 Come on! Get with it!
  • Play 600 Oh! Ho ho! Not good.
  • Play 600 Oh man!
  • Play 600 You know Morty, it sometimes feels like they don't even care.
  • Play 600 Uh! What a mess.
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