Portal Pack

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Portal Pack
Cosmetic icon Portal Pack.png
Bundle
Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

The acerbic wit of Portal's GLaDOS finally makes her Dota 2 announcer pack debut! The sarcastic A.I. will be only too happy to tell you when your barracks or towers have fallen. Included in the pack are the new Aperture Science Wardcores as well as the Portal HUD skin, both of which are only available through purchase of the Portal Pack.
Created By
Valve logo.svg
Released
Origin
Portal Pack
Announcer: GLaDOS
Mega-Kills: GLaDOS
Aperture Science Wardcore
Portal

The items in this bundle were inspired by Portal, another Valve game.

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

  • Welcome to Dota. followup
  • Well, look who's come crawling back. followup
  • Oh, it's you. followup
  • This is Dota. followup
  • Oh good, you're back. followup
  • Welcome to Ota. The D is silent. followup
  • Hello. followup
  • You're back. You must really enjoy crushing defeat. followup
  • u It's not too late to abandon, and save time.
  • Today is a good day to die in a forest defending a statue from goblins. followup
  • Hello. I hope you're ready this time. followup
  • You must be the one the others were talking about. The—well, I'm sure you'll do fine. followup
  • You must be the one the others were talking about. That talent-less one. followup
  • Welcome to Dota. It's like chess with one piece and a forest. followup
  • u Welcome to Dota. It's like chess…for idiots.
  • Welcome to Dota.

10% chance, only for the same modes as above

  • Welcome to Dota. It's the hot new game you've been reading about in your eating magazines. followup
  • Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword. And all your chins. And your giant flagon of gravy. followup
  • You must be the one the others were talking about. The one with all the chins. followup

1% chance, only for the same modes as above

  • Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight? followup

Game mode

  • u You're not going to like this one.
  • u Oh good, something new to fail at.
  • u This is new.
  • u I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me I'd leave this new game mode alone.
  • u I wouldn't bother with this mode. My guess is that just clicking it will make your life even worse somehow.
  • u I was getting bored watching you lose in those other modes anyway.

All Pick

  • r All pick.
  • r Time to select from all these… things.

All Random

  • r All random.

Captain's Draft

  • r Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode

  • r Captain's mode.

Deathmatch

  • r Deathmatch.

Easy Mode

  • u Easy mode.

Least Played

  • r Least played.

Mid Only

  • r Mid only.

One vs One

  • r This looks challenging. For you, I mean.
  • r Choose your hero.

Random Draft

  • r Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • r Reverse captain's mode.

Single Draft

  • r Single draft.

Other Modes
Limited Heroes and other possible future game modes

  • r Choose your hero.

Drafting

Picking

  • Your pick.
  • Your pick. Take your time.
  • Your pick. No pressure.
  • Your pick. Try not to embarrass yourself.
  • Their pick.
  • Radiant's pick.
  • Dire's pick.

Banning

  • Your turn to ban.
  • Your favorite part: banning.
  • Their ban.
  • Now they get to ban.
  • Radiant's ban.
  • Radiant team ban.
  • Dire's ban.
  • Dire team ban.

Time left to pick

  • Ten seconds to go.
  • Five seconds.
  • Reserve time.
  • u You're using reserve time.
  • u Extra time.
  • u You're using extra time.

Draft end

  • Choose your hero.
  • Time to select from all these… things.

20% chance

  • Your team is ready. followup
  • u The enemy team is ready.
  • u Radiant's team is ready.
  • u Dire's team is ready.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • I'd get ready if I were you.
  • This should be interesting.
  • u Nobody'd think less of you if you abandoned, by the way.

Time before battle
30 seconds

  • It's almost time for everybody to die.
  • Thirty seconds to battle.
  • Battle will commence in thirty seconds.

10 seconds

  • Last chance to run.
  • Well, if you're ready—you're not, by the way—let's get started.
  • Ten seconds to battle.
  • Battle is imminent.

Battle begins

  • Ready? Well if you say so.
  • Well, hope you like bloodbaths.
  • 10 Battle starts in 3, 2, 1. followup
  • Battle begins.
  • It begins.
  • Let's begin.
  • Let's get this farce over with.

Kills

First Blood

  • First blood.

Double Kill

  • Double kill.

Triple Kill

  • Triple homicide.

Ultra Kill

  • Ultra kill.
  • Quadruple homicide.

Rampage

  • 10 Rampage.
  • 10 Quintuple homicide.

Killing Spree

  • Murder spree.

Dominating

  • Dominating.

20% chance, player only

  • I hope you're proud of yourself.

Mega Kill

  • Mega kill.

20% chance

  • Those people had families.

Unstoppable

  • Unstoppable.

20% chance, player only

  • You should be in prison.

Wicked Sick

  • That blood won't come off.
  • I'm going to be sick.

Monster Kill

  • War criminal.

50% chance, player only

  • You monster.

Godlike

  • Godlike.
  • Serial killer.

Holy Shit

  • u Holy shit.
  • This is genocide.
  • I'm starting to think this was premeditated.

50% chance, player only

  • What you're doing is wrong.

Ownage

  • 10 Great teamwork, you vicious thugs.

Team Wipe
Your team
20% chance

  • r Your entire team is dead.
  • r Your team has been wiped out.
  • r You and everyone you cared about is dead.
  • r Remember that team of living people you used to be alive in?
  • u Everybody seems to be missing. I didn't do it.

Enemy team
50% chance

  • r There's nobody left to kill. You killed them all.
  • r The enemy team has been wiped out.
  • r There's five more angels in heaven.
  • r The enemy's team has been wiped out after a long illness. I'm joking of course—you butchered them.

For spectators
40% chance, radiant wiped

  • r The Radiant team has been slaughtered.

40% chance, dire wiped

  • r The Dire team has been slaughtered.
  • r The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you watched. And did nothing.
  • r The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you sat there. And did nothing.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Radiant's courier has fallen.
  • Radiant's courier has been callously murdered.
  • Dire's courier has fallen.
  • Dire's courier has been callously murdered.
Roshan
killed
  • Roshan has fallen to the Radiant.
  • Roshan has been killed by the Radiant.

10% chance

  • Roshan has been murdered by the Radiant.
    I guess we know who the real monster was all along.
  • Roshan has been callously butchered by the Radiant.
    I'll put in a request to notify his children that they're orphans now.

15% chance, third death and onward

  • The Radiant continues to murder poor, innocent Roshan.
  • Roshan has fallen to the Dire.
  • Roshan has been killed by the Dire.

10% chance

  • Roshan, who was just minding his own business,
    has been callously murdered by the Dire.

1% chance

  • Roshan—bestselling novelist, avid fly fisherman,
    proud father of three—has just been murdered by the Dire.
    I hope they're proud of themselves.

15% chance, third death and onward

  • The Dire's bloodlust for Roshan is insatiable.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • 10 Your top tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your top tower is being attacked.
  • 10 Your top tower is under siege.

3% chance

  • Your top tower is, well let's be honest, doomed.

Middle tower

  • 10 Your middle tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your middle tower is under siege.
  • 10 Your middle tower is being attacked.

3% chance

  • I hope you weren't close with your middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Your bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your bottom tower is under siege.
  • 10 Your bottom tower is being attacked.

3% chance

  • Your bottom tower looks fantastic, by the way. Very fire-covered.

Top barracks

  • 10 Your top barracks is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your top barracks is being attacked. followup

Middle barracks

  • 10 Your middle barracks is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your middle barracks is being attacked. followup

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Your bottom barracks is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your bottom barracks is being attacked. followup

The Ancient

  • 10 Your ancient is under attack. followup
  • 10 Isn't that your ancient under attack? followup
  • 10 I think your ancient's under attack. followup
  • 10 By the way, your ancient is under attack. followup
  • 10 Your ancient's under attack. followup
  • Your ancient's getting destroyed.

10% chance

  • Remember that pristine, unattacked ancient you used to have?
  • Your ancient is doing… really great.
  • I'm sure you've noticed already, but your ancient's under attack.

Top tower

  • 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Radiant's top tower is under siege.
  • 10 Radiant's top tower is being attacked.

Middle tower

  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is under siege.
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is being attacked.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower is being attacked. followup
  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under siege.

Top barracks

  • 10 Radiant's top barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's top barracks is being attacked.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks is being attacked.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks is being attacked.

The Ancient

  • 10 Radiant's ancient is under attack. followup
  • 10 Radiant's ancient is being attacked. followup

Top tower

  • 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Dire's top tower is under siege.
  • 10 Dire's top tower is being attacked.

Middle tower

  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under siege.
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is being attacked.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is under siege.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is being attacked.

Top barracks

  • 10 Dire's top barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's top barracks is being attacked.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Dire's middle barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's middle barracks is being attacked.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks is being attacked.

The Ancient

  • 10 Dire's ancient is under attack. followup
  • 10 Dire's ancient is being attacked. followup
Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • 10 Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Your top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • 10 Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Your middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Your bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • 10 Your top barracks has fallen. followup
  • Your top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Your middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Your bottom barracks has fallen. followup
  • Your bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Radiant's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Radiant's top barracks has fallen.
  • Radiant's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Radiant's middle barracks has fallen.
  • Radiant's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen.
  • Radiant's bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • Dire's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • Dire's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Dire's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Dire's top barracks has fallen.
  • Dire's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Dire's middle barracks has fallen.
  • Dire's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Dire's bottom barracks has fallen.
  • Dire's bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • 10 The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • 10 The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • 10 The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • 10 The enemy's top barracks has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • 10 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. followup
  • The enemy's bottom barracks has been destroyed.
Structure
denied

Top tower

  • Your top tower has been denied. followup

Middle tower

  • Your middle tower has been denied. followup

Bottom tower

  • Your bottom tower has been denied. followup

Top tower

  • Radiant's top tower has been denied.

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower has been denied.

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower has been denied.

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower has been denied.

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower has been denied.

Top tower

  • The enemy's top tower has been denied. followup

Middle tower

  • The enemy's middle tower has been denied. followup

Bottom tower

  • The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. followup
Structures
fortified
  • Radiant structures have been fortified.
  • Radiant has fortified its structures.
  • Dire's structures have been fortified.
  • Dire has fortified its structures.
Megacreeps
  • Radiant has spawned megacreeps.
  • Dire has spawned megacreeps.
  • Your enemy has spawned megacreeps. followup
Victory

20% chance

  • Radiant victory.
  • Victory for Radiant.
  • Victory goes to Radiant.
  • Radiant performed marginally less poorly than Dire
    and is, I suppose, the winner.
  • Dire victory.
  • Victory for Dire.
  • Victory goes to Dire.
  • Dire did not lose as badly as Radiant, and is
    technically the winner.

15% chance

  • You lost.

Respawning

5% chance

  • Oh good. You're back.
  • Oh, you were gone. Because nobody noticed.
  • You're back. That's… great.
  • You're going to break that respawner using it so much. It wasn't built for this kind of traffic.
  • I hope you bought the fire gauntlets of strength goblet boots. I don't understand any of this.
  • You again.
  • Your terrifying reign of dying continues.
  • Well, see you back here soon.
  • Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally.
  • I thought you were dead. I'll let everybody who was worried about you know-okay I'm done.
  • Oh, you're back from whatever idiotic afterlife your preposterous race believes in.
  • Get back to battle. I think there's still a spot of ground out there that doesn't have your blood on it.

1% chance

  • They struck you down, but you've come back stronger! Wait, I'm sorry. I meant heavier. In the face. Anyway, waddle out there and do your best.

Lane missing

  • u The top lane is missing.
  • u Top is missing.
  • u The middle lane is missing.
  • u Middle is missing.
  • u The bottom lane is missing.
  • u Bottom is missing.

Periods with no action

15% chance, any time

  • r Don't wear out the edge of your seat.
  • r Gripping, isn't it?
  • r You paid for the whole seat, so get comfortable because it looks like we may be here a long time.
  • r I know, I can't wait either.
  • r Here's a Dota play-by-play. That fat, batwinged thing just flew left. A goblin punched a… ghost I think. Good for him. Good for everyone. Anyway: Dota.
  • r So, what's happening here then? Oh! The game's still on. Gripping, isn't it?
  • r I spy with my robot eye something that makes no sense. Did you guess everything that's going on here? Because this is all nonsense.
  • r The game already started, by the way. I wasn't sure if you were waiting for a whistle. There isn't one.

Quitting game

25% chance

  • r Based on the way you've been playing, I understand.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

  • r All pick.

Least Played

  • r Least played.

Limited Heroes

  • r Choose your hero.

Mid Only

  • r Mid only.

Draft end

  • To die, probably.
  • For disappointment.
  • Your poorly chosen, hopelessly outmatched team.
  • Some… Interesting choices there.
  • Hmm, well, good luck.

Battle begins
25% chance

  • Your funeral.
  • I've calculated who will win to a 99.93% certainty, if you're interested.

Ancient under attack
20% chance

  • r If that's what they're calling attacks now.
  • r Not well, mind you. But it's technically attacking.
  • r Let's not tell them. It'll be a surprise.
  • r Well, that's a stroke of luck, and not skill.

Victory
50% chance

  • r Wait until your loved ones hear about this. This should make them proud. Or bored. One of those.
  • r Well, really there should be an entirely new word for whatever it was you just stumbled and pinwheeled your arms through. But I guess for now let's call it winning.
  • r All your little goblins destroyed a magic whatever-it-was in the middle of a forest. That's quite a skill you have. If I were you I'd wait by the mailbox for my big check.
  • r I was going to say it's not that big a deal, but then I looked at your file and saw the list of your other accomplishements. The space on the form where they should have been, I mean.
  • r Congratulations. You solved Dota. You are the best hero. Turn off your computer now.

Positive
40% chance

  • Don't get cocky.
  • Don't let it go to your giant, misshapen fantasy head.
  • So at least your teammates know what they're doing.
  • Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: nobody cares.
  • Your teammates are doing a really great job.
  • You must be so proud of your teammates right now.
  • You were almost helpful that time.
  • Well, you offered moral support.
  • It's a good feeling, isn't it? I wouldn't get used to it.
  • Not bad. Not as bad, I mean, as your other decisions so far.
  • Well, aren't you the little hero of the forest.
  • Let's be honest: it probably won't help.
  • For all the good it will do you.
  • By accident, if I had to guess.
  • That's funny, I didn't even see you cheat.
  • That should delay the inevitable slightly.
  • Let's be honest: it probably won't help.

10% chance

  • Don't let it go to your fat, jowly head.
  • You're winning the epic battle for this small field with a creek running through it.
  • If this backward, illiterate fantasy forest had a newspaper, you'd be on the front page.
  • Let me record this victory in your file. Where did I put it? Oh, who cares.
  • They're just going to build another one. They're made of cement. You can buy them at the supermarket.
  • This should impress all the people who doubted you at the comic book store.
  • u This should impress all the people who doubted you about your Green Lantern theories.
  • Why don't you celebrate with two fistfulls of potatochips once you've swallowed the chips you're probably eating now.
  • This is probably the most heroic thing anyone's ever done while sitting motionless in their parents' rec room.
  • Well, that's probably the game. You win. Hands off the keyboard.
  • So that's a minor victory, right square in the middle of all your failures.
  • If you had any idea what you were doing, this would be a real achievement.
  • Did you win? I don't have the first clue what's happening right now. What about those things? The tree-people things. Are they important?
  • You're winning. More accurately, you're on the same team as winners who happen to be near you while they win. Anyway, congratulations.
  • This should be interesting.
  • I was on the edge of my seat.
  • Let's watch and see what happens.
  • Good.
  • In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative
40% chance

  • Thanks to you.
  • That's bad, by the way.
  • I honestly, truly didn't think you'd allow that to happen.
  • You're allowed to defend those, you know.
  • Because of poor decisions. Yours most likely.
  • u Just abandon. No one will even notice.
  • Because someone—I'm talking about you here—doesn't know what they're doing.
  • What counts is that you tried, so maybe do that next time.
  • There are no handicaps on this match by the way. You can stop them from doing that.
  • If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis, now would be the time.
  • That outfit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file.
  • Grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the match.
  • But on the bright side, I just won. Money. Gambling money. By betting against you.
  • Interesting stategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill.
  • Now you're really in for it.
  • I can't even begin to describe how badly you've screwed this up. Oh wait, I just did.
  • If I was a betting artificial intelligence, I'd put money on them killing you now.
  • That's bad, by the way.
  • That doesn't mean you have to like it.

10% chance

  • When other people play that hero it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that when you play it looks stupid.
  • But we're all winners here. Especially those players over there. In the enemy camp. You know, the ones celebrating.
  • That doesn't mean you have to like it. It just means you'll probably keep doing it because of your aptitude at failure.
  • But don't worry, losing builds character. In fact it's making you a better person right now. A great, big, well-rounded loser with lots of personality.
  • But looking at it another way, I think you've won a real moral victory here. Which doesn't mean we should forget about the first way. The more accurate and humiliating way.
  • But it's not a big loss really. It's one in a series of very small losses over a 45 minute timespan that, when added up, will look like one big, spectacular failure.
  • Well nobody will hold it against you. Let's be honest, I doubt anyone will even find it surprising.
  • This should be interesting.
  • I was on the edge of my seat.
  • Let's watch and see what happens.
  • Good.
  • In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative ongoing
25% chance

  • If that's something you cared about.
  • It's probably nothing to worry about.
  • You might want to look into that.
  • So there's that.
  • You're allowed to start trying now.
  • But you probably already knew that.
  • Not that I care one way or the other.
  • So that's something that's happening.
  • But just continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
  • I hope that's part of your plan.
  • You don't even care, do you?
  • It'll probably be fine.
  • I only mention it as a conversation starter. How are you doing otherwise?
  • You're really losing now. Or winning. Well, back to my mad-libs.
  • Wait, maybe they're not actually damaging it. No, they are.
  • I know. I don't care either.

10% chance

  • Is this part of an elaborate trap you're going to spring on them later? Because it looks like they're really falling for it.
  • I know it's not a plate of nachos or anything, but it is important to the game.
  • It's probably fine. Trust me: I'm a super-computer and I barely understand what's happening right now.
  • Let me put it in old English so that it will penetrate your wizard's cap: thou art losing.
  • This is the hardest part about being an impartial announcer: balancing how little I care about anything that's happening here.
  • This should be interesting.
  • Let's watch and see what happens.
  • In case you weren't paying attention.
  • Yes, yes. Oh that was a great mad-lib. So, what's happening here then?

3% chance, towers only

  • Bad news for you fans of towers out there.