Lore
The ordinary ogre is the creature for whom the phrase 'As dumb as a bag of rock hammers' was coined. In his natural state, an ogre is supremely incapable of doing or deciding anything. Clothed in dirt, he sometimes finds himself accidentally draped in animal skins after eating lanekill. Not an especially social creature, he is most often found affectionately consorting with the boulders or tree-stumps he has mistaken for kin (a factor that may explain the ogre's low rate of reproduction). However, once every generation or so, the ogre race is blessed with the birth of a two-headed Ogre Magi, who is immediately given the traditional name of Aggron Stonebreak, the name of the first and perhaps only wise ogre in their line's history.
With two heads, Ogre Magi finds it possible to function at a level most other creatures manage with one. And while the Ogre Magi will win no debates (even with itself), it is graced with a divine quality known as Dumb Luck—a propensity for serendipitous strokes of fortune which have allowed the ogre race to flourish in spite of enemies, harsh weather, and an inability to feed itself. It's as if the Goddess of Luck, filled with pity for the sadly inept species, has taken Ogre Magi under her wing. And who could blame her? Poor things.
With two heads, Ogre Magi finds it possible to function at a level most other creatures manage with one. And while the Ogre Magi will win no debates (even with itself), it is graced with a divine quality known as Dumb Luck—a propensity for serendipitous strokes of fortune which have allowed the ogre race to flourish in spite of enemies, harsh weather, and an inability to feed itself. It's as if the Goddess of Luck, filled with pity for the sadly inept species, has taken Ogre Magi under her wing. And who could blame her? Poor things.
Ogre Magi | |
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About | |
Associated With | |
Races | Ogres |
Gods | Goddess of Luck |
Characters | Flockheart |
Species | Firelarks |
The Firelarks[]
For reasons unknown, the Goddess of Luck tasked Aggron with watching over a flock of Firelarks. One such bird, Flockheart, managed to get separated from the flock, and ended up being Aggron's mount.[1]
Friendships and rivalries[]
Allies meeting Ogre Magi
- ▶️ r Your foolishness is wisdom, Ogre.
- ▶️ ▶️ r So, do both heads need to eat?
- ▶️ ▶️ r You're lucky you know, one of you can focus on the battle and the other can watch me be fantastic.
- ▶️ r Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
- ▶️ r Show them an ogre's brilliance, Magi.
- ▶️ r Ha! Ogre! Care to make a friendly wager?
Enemies killing Ogre Magi
- ▶️ You were already dead from the neck up, now from the neck down.
- ▶️ Two heads, zero insight.
- ▶️ I sought a port, not a portly.
- ▶️ ▶️ Never trust a wizard.
- ▶️ Two legged freak!
- ▶️ Two heads, and not one wit.
- ▶️ You rolled snake-eyes.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Haha. You amuse me, Ogres. Pity.
- ▶️ ▶️ r Twice the ogre? Try half the challenge.
- ▶️ We've had enough of your kind, Magi.
- ▶️ He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre.
- ▶️ Definitely less than the sum of his heads.
- ▶️ Dimwit.
- ▶️ You may be the only one here who is slower than I.
- ▶️ ▶️ Dead a head.
Others
- ▶️ r Two wise, foolish heads I see to strike you dumb and dead.
- ▶️ Place your bets!
- ▶️ u Place your bets!
- ▶️ ▶️ Feeling lucky?
- ▶️ What happened to one on one?
- ▶️ u What happened to one on one?
- ▶️ ▶️ Multi-ogre battle arena!
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By the forge of creation.
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- ↑ Flockheart's Gamble description.