Monkey King Announcer Pack

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Monkey King Announcer Pack
Cosmetic icon Monkey King Announcer Pack.png
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the legendary musings of the Monkey King.

Available in English and Chinese.
Created By
Valve logo.svg
Released
Origin
Monkey King Announcer Pack
Announcer: Monkey King
Mega-Kills: Monkey King
Main Article: Monkey King

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

Game mode

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

Captain's Mode

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Least Played

  • Play r Least played.

Limited Heroes

  • Play r Choose your hero.

Mid Only

One vs One

Random Draft

  • Play r Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode

Single Draft

  • Play r Single draft.

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

  • Play r Choose your hero.

Drafting

Picking

  • Play It's your pick. followup
  • Play Take your pick. followup
  • Play Your turn to pick. Choice seems obvious to me. followup
  • Play Pick someone. It's not so hard. followup
  • Play Enemy's turn to pick.
  • Play r Enemy team's picking now…what good it'll do them.
  • Play It's the enemy's turn to pick.
  • Play r Enemy's pick. Pay attention. You want to win this thing, right?
  • Play Radiant pick.
  • Play Dire pick.

Banning

  • Play Your ban.
  • Play Your turn to ban.
  • Play r Ban someone. Anyone. Don't just sit there.
  • Play r Eliminate an enemy before the battle even starts.
  • Play Enemy ban.
  • Play r Enemy's turn to ban. Hope you're versatile.
  • Play r Enemy's ban. Let's see what they've got in mind.
  • Play Enemy gets to ban someone.
  • Play r Enemy ban. I wonder if they've got you figured out.
  • Play Enemy's about to ban someone. I know who I'd use it on.
  • Play Radiant ban.
  • Play r I'll allow Radiant a ban.
  • Play Dire ban.
  • Play r I'll allow Dire a ban.

Time left to pick

5% chance

2% chance

  • Play Ten seconds. No pressure.
  • Play r Five seconds? A lifetime!

Draft end

  • Play u Not quite up to my standards, but we go to battle with the heroes we have.
  • Play u Your team is complete!
  • Play u Radiant team is ready. I expected a bit more style, honestly.
  • Play u Radiant team is complete!
  • Play u Dire team is ready. Nothing special, but we'll see what they can do.
  • Play u Dire team is complete!
  • Play Choose your hero.

15% chance

  • Play Choose your hero. Perhaps a certain simian sovereign?

5% chance

  • Play You don't need five heroes. One Wu Kong would suffice.

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r You insist on torturing me.

30% chance

  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r You know you've made it when they start impersonating you.
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Oh, the fabulous Monkey Ki-- Wait! That's not me!

20% chance

  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r Just for that, I hope you lose.
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r If I couldn't be myself, I might choose Azwraith as well.
  • Play Slark minimap icon.png r There's a slippery fellow. After my own heart.
  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png r These two got cell mates? Unfair!

10% chance

  • Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r They'll be telling this story for 10,000 years!

5% chance

  • Play Razor minimap icon.png r Never trust a gaoler.
  • Play Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Nothing I hate worse than an overeager Warden.
  • Play r That's not the Monkey King. Are you trying to lose?
  • Play r No Monkey King? Was that a misclick?
  • Play r Do you even know what you're doing? The right pick was Monkey King!

1% chance

  • Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r Get ready for the greatest fight of your life!
  • Play r You should have picked the Monkey King. But you've got spirit to defy me.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Play Prepare for battle!

Time before battle

  • Play Thirty seconds to battle!
  • Play Ten seconds to battle!
  • Play I love the calm before the storm.

Battle begins

  • Play The battle begins!
  • Play Time for some entertainment.
  • Play Finally, what we all came for.
  • Play Anyone care to make a friendly wager?

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team

  • Play r Really? Every single one of you? <Sigh> Let's try this again.
  • Play r Do you want to be a footnote in history?

Enemy team

For spectators

Everyone dead

  • Play r Nothing left on the battlefield but the bodies of the vanquished. Just like old times.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Play Radiant's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play r Radiant's courier just got turned into a fine mist.
  • Play Dire's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play Dire's courier isn't finishing that run.
Roshan
killed
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Radiant.
  • Play r An Aegis grants something of a second-rate immortality, if you ask me.

30% chance

  • Play r Old Roshan'll be back. Not sure how long it'll be, though. Always so difficult to say.
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Dire.
  • Play r Roshan's dead. Not exactly a tragedy.

40% chance

  • Play r Roshan goes about this immortality thing all wrong.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

30% chance

25% chance

Middle tower

50% chance

Bottom tower

25% chance

  • Play r The enemy assault on your bottom tower has begun! followup

Top barracks

40% chance

  • Play 120 Enemy's attacking top barracks!

Middle barracks

  • Play r Your middle barracks are under attack! followup
  • Play r They're attacking your middle barracks!

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

50% chance

  • Play r If your Ancient falls, consider me unimpressed.

20% chance

  • Play r I'm something of an expert in dodging rules, but even I know: Defend the Ancient!

Top tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • Play 120 Radiant's top tower could use some backup.

25% chance

  • Play 120 Dire forces attacking Radiant's top tower!

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

30% chance

  • Play 60 Seems Radiant doesn't care about their middle tower.

5% chance

  • Play r Radiant's middle tower isn't down yet, but it doesn't look good.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.

30% chance

  • Play 120 Radiant's bottom tower isn't looking good.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.

50% chance

  • Play r What are Radiant going to do about those top barracks?

40% chance

  • Play r Radiants top barracks taking some punishment.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play r Radiant's middle barracks might have to defend themselves.
  • Play 120 They're pushing into Radiant's middle barracks.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play r I don't see a bright future for Radiant's bottom barracks.

40% chance

  • Play r Radiant's bottom barracks are in the thick of it.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.

40% chance

  • Play 120 Dire's top tower is under siege.

15% chance

  • Play r Radiant are making a play for Dire's top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 They're attacking Dire's middle tower.

40% chance

  • Play 120 Are Dire going to let their middle tower fall?

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

30% chance

  • Play r Dire's bottom tower is in the fight.
  • Play 120 Dire's bottom tower isn't long for this world.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • Play 120 Dire's top barracks in trouble.
  • Play r They won't leave Dire's top barracks alone. Nor should they.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play 90 Dire's middle barracks are about to become dust.
  • Play r Dire better see to their middle barracks.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play r Now they're after Dire's bottom barracks.
  • Play 10 It's a fight for Dire's bottom barracks.

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • Play Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Top tower is gone.
  • Play r Were you counting on your top tower being there?

Middle tower

  • Play Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play 120 Should have protected your middle tower.

40% chance

  • Play r See your middle tower? No, you don't. Because it's gone.

Bottom tower

40% chance

  • Play 600 Where'd your bottom tower go?

30% chance

  • Play r Your bottom tower was there.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Radiant's top tower just toppled over.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Radiant's middle tower used to be there.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Radiant's bottom tower isn't much of a tower anymore.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Dire's top tower wins no prizes for longevity.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Dire's middle tower will barely be remembered.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen.

50% chance

  • Play r Dire's bottom tower wasn't up to the challenge.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

  • Play The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's top tower is down.
  • Play I see you've destroyed the enemy's top tower. followup

Middle tower

40% chance

  • Play r The enemy's coveted middle tower is no more. followup

30% chance

  • Play r Where'd the enemy's middle tower go? Did you do that?

Only during mid-game

  • Play r You finally managed to knock down the enemy's middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Say goodbye to the enemy's bottom tower.

30% chance

  • Play r Well, the enemy's bottom tower is down. Good for you.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Structure
denied

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has been denied.
  • Play Radiant just denied their offlane tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has been denied.

40% chance

  • Play Radiant's middle tower falls denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
  • Play Radiant denied their own bottom tower.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has been denied.
  • Play Ooh, Dire's top tower was just denied.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has been denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has been denied.

50% chance

  • Play Somone on Dire just denied their bottom tower.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • Play The enemy's bottom tower has been denied. followup
  • Play Someone just let the enemy deny their bottom tower. followup
Structures
fortified
  • Play Radiant just fortified their structures.
  • Play Radiant's structures are fortified.
  • Play Radiant have fortified their structures. Weaklings.
  • Play Dire just fortified their structures.
  • Play Dire's structures are fortified.
  • Play Dire have fortified their structures. Cowards.
Megacreeps
Victory
  • Play Radiant victory!

20% chance

  • Play Radiant claim the victory! I had a feeling.

5% chance

  • Play The Dire Ancient falls! Radiant have done it!

20% chance

  • Play The Dire win! I knew it'd unfold like this.

5% chance

  • Play Dire smash the Ancient! This one's over.

Respawning

5% chance

  • Play r So how does that whole dying thing work, anyway?
  • Play r Back to the fight, you lazy cur!
  • Play r Less dying, more killing!

Lane missing

  • Play u Top is missing!
  • Play u Middle is missing!
  • Play u Bottom is missing!

Periods with no action

3% chance, midgame and onwards

  • Play r So which story about me do you like best?
  • Play r So when is this going to get interesting?
  • Play r I was trapped in a rock for 500 years. I know boring when I see it.
  • Play r How about all 10 heroes go Radiant, I go Dire? No, better make it 20 heroes.
  • Play r This is the clash to decide the fate of the world? I've seen better.
  • Play r Someone put my name back in that book and kill me!
  • Play r You do realize there's an Ancient to smash, yes?

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

  • Play r A player disconnected.
  • Play r That player dropped. Pause maybe?
  • Play r Someone's techno-wizardry just fizzled.
  • Play r It's not fun if we're not all here. Stop the fight!
  • Play r Someone DC'd. Timeout!
  • Play r For once I'm in favor of a pause.

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • Play 300 See? No one walks out on a story I'm telling.
  • Play 300 I knew they wouldn't abandon the fight.

Quitting game
50% chance

  • Play r Wait, you're quitting?
  • Play r What kind of hero quits before it's over?
  • Play r I've heard of quitters. Just never seen any before.
  • Play r You can't undo this.

Unpausing

50% chance

  • Play 120 Back to the fight!
  • Play 120 Finally! What were we waiting for?
  • Play 120 I tip my staff to the player who paused, but let's get on with it!
  • Play 120 Hopefully that was the last of that.

Purchasing specific items

25% chance

  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r It's a pretty good rapier. I don't know that I'd go so far as to call it divine.
  • Play Monkey King Bar (4175) r That's mine! Or else a forgery.

15% chance

  • Play Sentry Ward (100) r You need wards to see hidden demons?
  • Play Sentry Ward (100) r Don't waste those -- they're expensive.
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r Wards? You can support me anytime.
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r Look at this charming devil, buying all these wards.

Specific events

Using Scan

  • Play u Radiant are scanning for enemies.
  • Play u Dire are scanning for enemies.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

Limited Heroes

  • Play Choose your hero.

Mid Only

Game mode
20% chance
All Pick

  • Play r Who shall fight for your cause?
  • Play r A lot of good choices here. Only one legendary monkey warrior, though.

All Random

  • Play r Throw some fur into the wind.
  • Play r I make my own fate. What of you?

Captain's Draft

  • Play r Too scared for actual Captain's Mode?
  • Play r A draft? Can't we just get to the fighting?

Captain's Mode

  • Play r Captain's mode or not, I'm the boss.

Deathmatch

  • Play r So when you die, you come back as…someone else?
  • Play r It almost doesn't matter who you pick, so let's go.

Mid Only

  • Play r A classic throwdown.

One vs One

  • Play r Only one opponent? Maybe do it left-handed.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • Play r Defeat them with their own choices.

Picking
5% chance

  • Play r You can win the battle right here.

Reserve time
2% chance

  • Play r What's taking so long? I'd have smashed the whole ancient by now.

Rampage
25% chance, allied

  • Play 300 Now that's worth the price of admission.

25% chance, enemy

  • Play 300 You just let that happen. Be ready next time!

25% chance, for spectator

  • Play 300 I'm actually starting to enjoy this.

Holy Shit
25% chance, allied

  • Play 300 Finally, a 'hero' with a bit of potential!

25% chance, enemy

  • Play 300 They're walking all over you. What are you going to do about it?!

25% chance, for spectator

  • Play 300 See what you can accomplish when you can't be killed?

5% chance, for spectator

  • Play 300 Did you see at the end there? With the thing?!

Team wipe
Enemy team

  • Play r Exactly what I'd have done!
  • Play r Push the advantage. Don't waste this!
  • Play r Is there any better feeling?

For spectator
Radiant team wiped out

  • Play r So that's how their trees stay so green.

Dire team wiped out

  • Play r At least no comrades left to mourn them.

Courier killed
50% chance, own courier

  • Play r Perhaps they'll graduate to killing heroes next.

50% chance, enemy courier

50% chance, for spectator

  • Play r Not a proper kill, but not without merit.
  • Play r What was that courier doing there, anyway?
  • Play r Noble creatures, couriers. Entrusted with treasures that would bankrupt most kingdoms.

Structure under attack
10% chance, towers

  • Play r Only a fool would tolerate this aggression!
  • Play r What kind of hero are you, anyway?
  • Play r Do something, worm!
  • Play r Do I really need to explain this?
  • Play r I'd never allow such insolence!
  • Play r Are you even listening to me?
  • Play r This reminds me of my encounter with -- Hrm. Another time, perhaps. When you've earned it.

15% chance, barracks

  • Play r You like winning? It's a lot easier with barracks!
  • Play r Are you trying to make this hard on yourself?
  • Play r You can tell a lot by how a hero treats their barracks.
  • Play 120 Clear that top wave! top barracks only
  • Play r You can't let the middle ones fall! mid barracks only
  • Play r Why's it always your barracks? bot barracks only

20% chance, player's ancient

  • Play r That's the one thing that can't happen!

20% chance, any ancient, for spectator

  • Play r Now comes the good part!

Structure fallen
Own structure
20% chance, towers

  • Play r Are you even paying attention?
  • Play r This isn't some game!
  • Play r Those don't come back, you know.
  • Play r Did you even try to deny it?
  • Play r It's ok. Towers make you weak. You don't need them.
  • Play r Trees grow back. Towers don't.

25% chance, barracks

  • Play r There's nothing heroic about that.
  • Play r So what are you gonna do about it?
  • Play r I've come back from worse.
  • Play r Remember how I was saying they were under attack?
  • Play r Oh, this reminds me of my encounter with -- oh. Another time, perhaps. When you've earned it.
  • Play r If you're trying to make it a challenge, it's working.
  • Play r That's certainly never happened to me.
  • Play r It's not over, but you're not helping yourself.
  • Play r Can't say I didn't see it coming.

Enemy structure
20% chance, towers

  • Play r Following in my legendary footsteps.
  • Play r What'll you smash next?
  • Play r There's no denying your minor accomplishment. Well done.
  • Play r Go on, gloat a little.
  • Play r Well played!
  • Play r You'll be drinking and singing victory songs in no time.
  • Play r Smashing!

25% chance, barracks

  • Play r That should demoralize them.
  • Play r I suppose they had it coming.
  • Play r That's one way to do it.
  • Play r It took you long enough.
  • Play r Ready for the ancient yet, or you just going to loiter about until something happens?
  • Play r Push the advantage -- crush your enemy!
  • Play r Hmm. Things just got a bit easier, eh? Meh.
  • Play r Can we end this now? I've admirers waiting.

For spectator
20% chance, Dire barracks

  • Play r You know what they say about a team that loses its barracks.
  • Play r How can I take them seriously after that?
  • Play r That's one way to go about losing.

20% chance, Radiant barracks

  • Play r Are they even paying attention?
  • Play r They're just giving this away.
  • Play r Well, at least the view's unobstructed.

Tower denied
Your tower
25% chance

  • Play r I think the tower would have wanted it this way.
  • Play r Well, if it had to fall either way.

15% chance

  • Play r I prefer destroying enemy towers, but this wasn't a complete loss.

Enemy tower
25% chance

  • Play r Such impudence!
  • Play r You let them deny what was rightfully yours?!
  • Play r Punishment must be swift. You know what you have to do.

Megacreeps
You
50% chance

  • Play r But you better smash that Ancient before they do.
  • Play r Not the most epic fight I've seen, but it's about to be in the books.

Enemy
50% chance

  • Play r On the bright side, fighting creeps just got more intense.

For spectator
40% chance, Dire creeps

  • Play r Let's see Radiant deal with that.
  • Play r It shouldn't be long now.

40% chance, Radiant creeps

  • Play r Dire might be done for.
  • Play r That might be the final chapter in this tale.