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The second column of sounds are used when Great Sage's Reckoning is equipped.

Introduction

Played upon selecting Monkey King in the main menu announcement area, after Monkey King finishes animations.

  • Play Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.

Loadout

  • Play Play The King has arrived.
  • Play Play A new journey is about to begin.
  • Play Play I need no introduction!
  • Play Play Equal of Heaven, greater than gods.
  • Play Play Time to pick a fight.
  • Play Play Everyone can relax; the Monkey King has arrived.
  • Play Play Oh, there'll be stories about this fight.
  • Play Play These guys aren't gonna know what hit them.
  • Play Play My next great challenge will be your last.
  • Play Play Hope they put up a decent fight.
  • Play Play None can stand against Sun Wukong.
  • Play Play I've been waiting for a challenge.

Drafting

Picked

Banned

Entering battle

  • Play Play The King has arrived.
  • Play Play Time to pick a fight.
  • Play Play Everyone can relax; the Monkey King has arrived.
  • Play Play Oh, there'll be stories about this fight.
  • Play Play Hmhmhmm. This should be interesting.
  • Play Play I've been waiting for a challenge.
  • Play Play I've outwitted gods. Smashing a glowing rock should be no problem.
  • Play Play Hope they put up a decent fight.
  • Play Play None can stand against Sun Wukong.
  • Play Play These guys aren't gonna know what hit them.
  • Play Play My next great challenge will be your last.
  • Play Play A new journey is about to begin.
  • Play Play I need no introduction!
  • Play Play Equal of Heaven, greater than gods.
  • Play Play Perhaps a challenge at last.
  • Play Play The Monkey King.
  • Play Play Monkey King.
  • Play Play Sun Wukong.
  • Play Play These fools won't know what hit 'em.
  • Play Play I know all the tales.
  • Play Play This story's as good as written.
  • Play u My greatest triumph is yet to come.
  • Play My greatest triumph is yet to come.
  • Play u I travelled a long way to get here.
  • Play I travelled a long way to get here.
  • Play Play Don't look so surprised, human. My arrival was foretold.
  • Play Play Looks like I've got some new stories to tell.

Taunting

  • Play Play It was in the bag the moment I walked on the battlefield.
  • Play Play This one is in the bag.

Beginning battle

Moving

6 seconds cooldown

40% chance

20% chance

15% chance

  • Play Play 240 Hope we find trouble.
  • Play Play 240 They won't know what hit them.

5% chance

5% chance, during early game

  • Play 240 Where's my cloud?

Moving at less than 20% health

40% chance

30% chance

20% chance

15% chance

10% chance

5% chance

Riding the Nimbus cloud
30% chance, requires Great Sage's Reckoning

  • Play r It's cloudy with a high chance of bloodshed.
  • Play 240 Storm cloud's a-comin'.
  • Play 240 Let's ride.
  • Play r Knew I'd left that cloud somewhere.

Attacking

6 seconds cooldown

50% chance

25% chance

20% chance

  • Play Play 120 You should've stayed home.

10% chance

  • Play Play r You think you can beat me?!

5% chance

Ordering a spell cast

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

  • Play Play They're gonna be telling stories about this.
  • Play Play Man, I make this look good.

Abilities

Boundless Strike icon.png Boundless Strike
On cast
50% chance

25% chance

Killing an enemy
20% chance

  • Play Play Should've run while you had the chance.

Tree Dance icon.png Tree Dance
On cast
50% chance

Primal Spring icon.png Primal Spring
On cast
50% chance

Mischief icon.png Mischief
On cast
50% chance

  • Play Play Oh ho hoo ho ho ho ho hehe hehe hehe.
  • Play Play Mm Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmm.

40% chance

20% chance

  • Play Play r Lycan's got one transformation. I got seventy-two.

Wukong's Command icon.png Wukong's Command
On cast

50% chance

  • Play Play 240 Watch this trick.
  • Play Play 240 Leave it me. Lots and lots of me.

Leveling up first time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning

  • Play r Some of the tales you hear about me are truer than others.
  • Play r The origins of my staff? How much time do you have?

30% chance

  • Play r I should have known a weapon worthy of my talents wouldn't be found in an armory.

20% chance

  • Play r I didn't find this staff by chance, it called out to me. It longed to take part in my legend.

Leveling up second time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning

  • Play r The Narrow Maze is only a labyrinth if you stick to the path.
  • Play r I was fearless before I was immortal. But now -- haha -- the gods fear me!

20% chance

  • Play r It wasn't my name alone purged from the underworld's ledger. My army will outlive you all.

Leveling up third time
Requires Great Sage's Reckoning

  • Play r My enemies thought the flames would consume me; they made me stronger!
  • Play r Fire in my belly, fight in my blood.
  • Play r Some legends burn out. I tend to flare up and leave the place in shambles.

Leveling up

30% chance

  • Play Play I'm stronger now. I can feel it!

Killing an enemy

40% chance

  • Play Play r What's the opposite of regicide?

5% chance

  • Play Play r Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoohoohoo. Ohhh heee.

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

  • Play Play Abaddon r I'm supposed to be scared of some mist? Please. I ride clouds for fun.
  • Play Play Abaddon r So Abaddon, does killing you make me Monkey King, Lord of Avernus, or just King of Avernus?
  • Play Play Alchemist r Look on the bright side Alchemist: you can make yourself a potion to forget this fight.
  • Play Play Alchemist r Alchemist, you could be riding that frost dragon and I'd still end you.
  • Play Play Ancient Apparition r You think you're the first spirit I've dealt with?
  • Play Play Anti-Mage r For someone who says he's anti-magic you sure like teleporting around the battle field.
  • Play Play Anti-Mage r Anti-Mage, beating hypocrites like you never gets old.
  • Play Play Arc Warden r Arc Warden, I'll take you seriously the moment you start talking in the first person.
  • Play Play Axe r I hope Goodkind is taking notes, because people are gonna love reading about me killing you.
  • Play Play Bane r You think bad dreams are gonna stop me?
  • Play Play Bane r Bane, the only one going to sleep today is you.
  • Play Play Batrider r For god's sake you're a twerp that rides a bat, not Nevermore.
  • Play Play Batrider r Out of the way, vermin!
  • Play Play Beastmaster r No one is my master!
  • Play Play Beastmaster r This forest belongs to me!
  • Play Play Bloodseeker r You don't need to hunt me down, I'm right here.
  • Play Play Bloodseeker r The only blood being spilt here is yours.
  • Play Play Bounty Hunter r If you think you can bring me down, Bounty Hunter, you've got another thing coming.
  • Play Play Bounty Hunter r I'm one bounty you're never cashing in.
  • Play Play Brewmaster r I know a thing or two about drunken masters; and you my friend, are just the town lush.
  • Play Play Bristleback r The beating Tusk gave you will feel like a sweet memory when I'm done with you.
  • Play Play Broodmother r It's over between us Arachnia!
  • Play Play Centaur Warrunner r There's no room for two half-man, half-animal warriors!
  • Play Play Centaur Warrunner r Warrunner, you were only champion of your arena because you never fought me.
  • Play Play Chaos Knight r Your search for the light ends here, Chaos Knight!
  • Play Play Chaos Knight r There's only room for one agent of chaos on this battlefield.
  • Play Play Chen r I'll destroy every one of your puppets, Chen!
  • Play Play Chen r Die, slaver!
  • Play Play Clinkz r I'll put you in the ground where you belong!
  • Play Play Clinkz r I'll give you the final rest you've been begging for, Archer.
  • Play Play Clockwerk r I'll pry you out of that tin can!
  • Play Play Crystal Maiden r You gonna fight back or just make stupid ice puns all day?
  • Play Play Crystal Maiden r Let's be real, Maiden, your sister has all the talent.
  • Play Play Dark Seer r I don't care how good a tactician you are Dark Seer, you'll never see me comin'.
  • Play Play Dazzle r What are you gonna do? Heal me to death? Huh!
  • Play Play Death Prophet r Hey Prophet, hahaha! You see that coming?
  • Play Play Death Prophet r Just stay dead already!
  • Play Play Disruptor r When are you lightning guys gonna realize you can't beat me.
  • Play Play Doom r I'm sending you back to the Seven Hells.
  • Play Play Doom r Looks like you met your doom! Ok, I gotta workshop that, that was no good.
  • Play Play Dragon Knight r So you're the famous Dragon Knight? Disappointing.
  • Play Play Dragon Knight r I fight gods, what chance did a half dragon have?
  • Play Play Drow Ranger r I own this jungle!
  • Play Play Drow Ranger r You never had a chance, Traxex.
  • Play Play Earth Spirit r You should've stayed in the ground Kaolin.
  • Play Play Earthshaker r So, you're the one that stole my story.
  • Play Play Earthshaker r Cute hammer, Earthshaker, hah. Next time use it.
  • Play Play Elder Titan r Your time is up, old man!
  • Play Play Elder Titan r You never should've left your forge!
  • Play Play Ember Spirit r Oh, sorry buddy!
  • Play Play Ember Spirit r You picked the wrong side, Xin!
  • Play Play Enchantress r You seemed nice, sorry!
  • Play Play Enchantress r You should've stuck with singing to rabbits, huh. Fighting's not your thing.
  • Play Play Enigma r The Dark Fundamentals must die!
  • Play Play Enigma r It ends here, Enigma!
  • Play Play Faceless Void r I won't have the gods undo my glory!
  • Play Play Faceless Void r Time's up!
  • Play Play Gyrocopter r Whooh! Smashing this thing made my day!
  • Play Play Gyrocopter r You're grounded!
  • Play Play Huskar r I grant you the death you crave Huskar!
  • Play Play Huskar r Sacred Warrior. Huh huh, how pedestrian.
  • Play Play Invoker r Oh, stop talking already!
  • Play Play Jakiro r Two heads, and not a warrior between them.
  • Play Play Jakiro r I was expecting a fight. How disappointing.
  • Play Play Juggernaut r Heroes don't hide behind masks.
  • Play Play Keeper of the Light r Ezalor, you should have used that horse to run.
  • Play Play Keeper of the Light r You've had a good run, Old Man. But it's my time now.
  • Play Play Kunkka r Whooh! You should've went down with your ship, pirate.
  • Play Play Legion Commander r Who put you in charge of a Legion?
  • Play Play Legion Commander r I always heard the Bronze Legion was weak, and now I see why!
  • Play Play Leshrac r It's all over Leshrac!
  • Play Play Leshrac r Begone Leshrac!
  • Play Play Lich r You're an abomination!
  • Play Play Lifestealer r You were safer in that dungeon, Lifestealer.
  • Play Play Lifestealer r Your name's 'Lifestealer'? Hohoho! Man, this joke writes itself.
  • Play Play Lina r Your sister was right about you, you are overrated.
  • Play Play Lina r I didn't want it to go this way Lina.
  • Play Play Lion r You're finished Demon Witch!
  • Play Play Lone Druid r Wish you had friends now, hun Druid?
  • Play Play Lone Druid r No one rules nature, but me!
  • Play Play Luna r Your pet can't help you Luna!
  • Play Play Luna r You brought this on yourself!
  • Play Play Lycan r Your pack is finished, Lycan!
  • Play Play Magnus r Speed beats strength everytime! Hoho!
  • Play Play Magnus r Give it up Magnus, you can't catch me.
  • Play Play Medusa r Well, you and Zeus deserve each other.
  • Play Play Medusa r You're finished Medusa!
  • Play Play Meepo r It'll take more than 5 of you!
  • Play Play Mirana r You're making this too easy, Mirana.
  • Play Play Mirana r Goodbye Princess.
  • Play Play Morphling r No one out-transforms me!
  • Play Play Morphling r It ends here Morphling!
  • Play Play Naga Siren r You've sang your last song, Siren!
  • Play Play Naga Siren r No one tries to control the Monkey King!
  • Play Play Nature's Prophet r Pulling root was your ruin, Prophet.
  • Play Play Nature's Prophet r Trees offer no protection from me.
  • Play Play Necrophos r You're done preying on the weak Necrophos!
  • Play Play Necrophos r Going up against me, Necrophos? Huh, that's just masochistic.
  • Play Play Night Stalker r I've heard a lot of stories about you. Oh, I guess this is the last one.
  • Play Play Night Stalker r Mistake me for easy prey, Night Stalker? You're a fairy tale. And I'm a legend.
  • Play Play Nyx Assassin r No one tries to assassinate the Monkey King and lives!
  • Play Play Ogre Magi r Haha. You amuse me, Ogres. Pity.
  • Play Play Ogre Magi r Twice the ogre? Try half the challenge.
  • Play Play Omniknight r Sycophant!
  • Play Play Omniknight r Where's your Omniscience now?
  • Play Play Oracle r Tell me you saw this coming.
  • Play Play Oracle r I'll trust my staff over your whispered dreams, Oracle.
  • Play Play Outworld Devourer r Hadn't you heard? Imprisoning me just makes me stronger.
  • Play Play Phantom Assassin r Didn't your sisters warn you about me, Assassin?
  • Play Play Phantom Assassin r The Phantom Veil becomes your shroud, Mortred.
  • Play Play Phantom Lancer r Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.
  • Play Play Phantom Lancer r That's my trick, ghost man. And I do it better.
  • Play Play Puck r You were adorable before I killed you.
  • Play Play Puck r Sorry, Puck. The battlefield's no place for you.
  • Play Play Pudge r You disgust me Pudge. Oh, not morally or anything, you're just gross.
  • Play Play Pugna r You haven't earned anything, runt.
  • Play Play Pugna r The battlefield's no place for tantrums, Pugna.
  • Play Play Queen of Pain r Back to Hell, succubus. This kingdom needs no Queen.
  • Play Play Queen of Pain r Your reign is over!
  • Play Play Razor r Your days of torment are over, Razor!
  • Play Play Razor r I'm not some rat in your maze.
  • Play Play Riki r Oh, sorry! Didn't see you.
  • Play Play Rubick r I don't steal spells, Rubick, I take lives.
  • Play Play Rubick r Grand Magus? Phuh! Guess that was just another fairy tale.
  • Play Play Sand King r Many claim the crown, Sand Thing, few bear the weight.
  • Play Play Sand King r King? Hardly.
  • Play Play Shadow Demon r I've dealt with your puppets before. It's nice to kill the real thing.
  • Play Play Shadow Demon r I'll always know which one is real, Shadow Demon.
  • Play Play Shadow Fiend r I won't let you claim another soul!
  • Play Play Shadow Fiend r It's over Nevermore. You're finished!
  • Play Play Shadow Shaman r You're nothing a but a petty thug.
  • Play Play Shadow Shaman r I know a huckster when I see one.
  • Play Play Silencer r Oh, shut up.
  • Play Play Silencer r Ah, had to kill you before you bored me to death.
  • Play Play Skywrath Mage r From the greatest heights fall the biggest cowards.
  • Play Play Skywrath Mage r Are those things made of wax, Skywrath?
  • Play Play Slardar r You're the ugliest thing I've seen, Slardar. And I've seen a lot.
  • Play Play Slardar r Not even the Siren could protect you.
  • Play Play Slark r Couldn't escape that, could you?
  • Play Play Slark r Your sentence isn't life this time, Slark. It's death.
  • Play Play Sniper r You think your toy levels the playing field?
  • Play Play Sniper r That cowardly weapon has no place on my battlefield, Sniper.
  • Play Play Spectre r Enunciate!
  • Play Play Spirit Breaker r Stupid cow.
  • Play Play Spirit Breaker r Bara, you had all of existence to choose from, and you picked a fight with me? Idiot.
  • Play Play Storm Spirit r You'll have to try harder than that Storm Spirit.
  • Play Play Storm Spirit r Every storm eventually blows out, Raijin.
  • Play Play Sven r I'm not saying there's always a connection between excessive brawn and mental deficiency.
  • Play Play Sven r Hahahaha, Sven. You thought you could keep up with me? There are trees everywhere!
  • Play Play Techies r No one likes you, Techies. Just go away.
  • Play Play Techies r Saved you the trouble. Idiots.
  • Play Play Templar Assassin r You should've stuck to the library, Lanaya.
  • Play Play Templar Assassin r The Temple will have to find a new errand girl.
  • Play Play Terrorblade r You do know that demon killing's kind of my thing, right?
  • Play Play Terrorblade r Your name is more impressive than your actual skills.
  • Play Play Tidehunter r I made a bet with Kunkka that I'd bag you first.
  • Play Play Tidehunter r Oh, sorry, Tidehunter, you'll have to settle for burial at river.
  • Play Play Timbersaw r Ever wondered if maybe your city had it comin', Rizzrack?
  • Play Play Timbersaw r The trees have been saying some very bad things about you, Timbersaw.
  • Play Play Tinker r I have brains and brawn, Tinker.
  • Play Play Tiny r Only room in this lane for one stoney killer, Tiny.
  • Play Play Tiny r I get it. Your name's ironic. Good bye.
  • Play Play Treant Protector r The trees will be just fine without you.
  • Play Play Treant Protector r I always wanted to take up woodcarving.
  • Play Play Troll Warlord r You got spirit Warlord, I'll give you that.
  • Play Play Troll Warlord r Trolls. Always a challenge, never an obstacle.
  • Play Play Tusk r You threw your life away for a bet, Tusk? Oh! I like that.
  • Play Play Tusk r You wanted to fight in a war, Tusk? I give you war!
  • Play Play Underlord r Get back in your pit, Underlord.
  • Play Play Underlord r So much fanfare. So much disappointment.
  • Play Play Undying r You've forgotten your life. None will remember your death.
  • Play Play Undying r He seemed to die just fine to me.
  • Play Play Ursa r Your kin are safe from me, Ursa. If they don't follow your mistake.
  • Play Play Ursa r You chose the wrong friends, noble beast.
  • Play Play Vengeful Spirit r Return to your unquiet grave, spirit!
  • Play Play Vengeful Spirit r Come back for vengeance, and I'll do that again.
  • Play Play Venomancer r You think you're the scariest thing in the Jungle?
  • Play Play Venomancer r That's the biggest banana slug I've ever seen.
  • Play Play Viper r Monkey vs snake. Monkey wins. Monkey always wins!
  • Play Play Viper r Let's if your poison's good for cleaning off blood.
  • Play Play Visage r You hold no sway over me, Visage.
  • Play Play Visage r I'm on no lists, Visage. Seek elsewhere.
  • Play Play Warlock r Men, demons, men with demons. Huh, makes no difference to me.
  • Play Play Warlock r I've killed a thousand men like you, Warlock. I'll happily kill a thousand more.
  • Play Play Weaver r It's not hard catching bugs when you use a stick.
  • Play Play Weaver r I'm reminded of a delicacy I tried in the Palace of Hurra'agdu. One of your brood, perhaps.
  • Play Play Windranger r Traxex was right about you: you are a middling talent.
  • Play Play Windranger r Congratulations, Windranger. You did get there first.
  • Play Play Winter Wyvern r Killed one kind of dragon, killed 'em all.
  • Play Play Winter Wyvern r You didn't do your homework, Wyvern.
  • Play Play Witch Doctor r And I'm taking your monkey friend with me.
  • Play Play Witch Doctor r In which ditch should we bury you, doctor?
  • Play Play Wraith King r King? Ha!
  • Play Play Wraith King r Get back up again, I dare you.
  • Play Play Zeus r You should have turned yourself into swan and hid, you bastard.
  • Play Play Zeus r As a god, Zeus, you were lacking, but this?!
  • Play Play Zeus r Zeus? Huh, never heard of him.
  • Play Play Io r You need to work on the fundamentals, Io.
  • Play Play Io r Look at that, a falling star!
  • Play Play Phoenix r Stay in the ashes, Phoenix.
  • Play Play Phoenix r Oh, I hate birds.

First Blood

  • Play Play I'm just getting started!
  • Play Play First Blood! Ha! I'm just getting started.
  • Play Play First Blood! Well, today anyway.

25% chance

  • Play Play Too easy.
  • Play Play First Blood! Well, not first blood, I've killed lots of people I just—well you get the idea.

Meeting an enemy

During early game, within 1000 radius
25% chance

  • Play Play Ancient Apparition r You should've stayed home, Apparition. You're not walking away from this.
  • Play Play Arc Warden r Alright fishbowl head, show me what you've got.
  • Play Play Axe r Axe, this is the fight I've looked forward to for a long time.
  • Play Play Brewmaster r Your license is about to get revoked.
  • Play Play Bristleback r You come at me and I'm taking your other eye.
  • Play Play Broodmother r Arachnia! We end this today!
  • Play Play Clockwerk r That armor won't save you little man.
  • Play Play Dark Seer r I'm going to flatten that pointy little head of yours.
  • Play Play Dazzle r Alright Dazzle, show me what you got.
  • Play Play Disruptor r I like you better than Zeus, but I'm still gonna kill ya.
  • Play Play Earth Spirit r I'll crack you in half!
  • Play Play Invoker r You can't talk your way out of this one, Invoker.
  • Play Play Juggernaut r Juggernaut, when I'm through with you there won't be any of your kind.
  • Play Play Kunkka r Try to keep up, Kunkka.
  • Play Play Lion r I'll send you back to hell!
  • Play Play Lycan r I'll put you down like the dog you are.
  • Play Play Meepo r Bring as many copies as you want, you're all dead!
  • Play Play Outworld Devourer r It's adorable. You think you can stop me.
  • Play Play Pudge r Here, piggy, piggy!
  • Play Play Riki r I wish I could unsee you, Riki.
  • Play Play Tinker r I have respect for your ingenuity, Tinker. But I'm still crushing your skull.

Meeting an ally

During early game, within 1000 radius
30% chance

  • Play Play Abaddon r Quick question Abaddon: when you say 'Lord of Avernus' is that by birth or by marriage?
  • Play Play Abaddon r Hey Abaddon, I know you got the mist thing down, but can you make clouds?
  • Play Play Alchemist r So you met in jail, huh? I was stuck in solitary.
  • Play Play Alchemist r Listen Ogre, some financial advice? If that little man stiffs you out of any of your money, beat him to death.
  • Play Play Ancient Apparition r Listen ghost, if you're ever gonna ask the Crystal Maiden out on that date, you better start working on those ice puns.
  • Play Play Ancient Apparition r Here's the plan: you freeze 'em, and I'll smash their face in.
  • Play Play Anti-Mage r So when you say you'll bring an 'end to magic', you don't mean loveable talking monkey royalty right?
  • Play Play Anti-Mage r Anti-Mage, you need to smile more.
  • Play Play Arc Warden r Alright, it's just a suggestion, take it or leave it at your leisure. But maybe you should start talking in the first person?
  • Play Play Arc Warden r Arc Warden, you're not planning on sticking me in the moon or anything like that?
  • Play Play Axe r I think it's great you commissioned Goodkind to write about you. I mean, people talk about me for free but—good for you.
  • Play Play Axe r Axe, you and I are gonna hurt a whole lot of people.
  • Play Play Bane r Ya know, nightmare bringing aside, you're a pleasant guy to work with.
  • Play Play Bane r You want a good nightmare to torment people? Have 'em trapped inside a rock. It's brutal.
  • Play Play Batrider r After the battle you mind if I take the bat for a spin?
  • Play Play Batrider r So, how long have you and the bat been an item?
  • Play Play Beastmaster r You like animals. I am an animal. I think you and I are gonna get along just fine.
  • Play Play Beastmaster r Ditch the boar, my friend. Primates are where it's at.
  • Play Play Bloodseeker r Stick with me and you'll find all the blood you need.
  • Play Play Bloodseeker r Bloodseeker, your work is messy but necessary.
  • Play Play Bounty Hunter r Try to keep up, Gondar!
  • Play Play Bounty Hunter r Scarves are hard to pull off, but it really works on you Bounty Hunter.
  • Play Play Brewmaster r Brewmaster, after we kill their Ancient, we are getting loaded.
  • Play Play Brewmaster r So how does one become a Brewmaster? Is it hours as an apprentice? An accredited course? Self given title?
  • Play Play Bristleback r When this is all over you, me, and Brewmaster should just get loaded and pick some fights.
  • Play Play Bristleback r Oh, I wish I could have seen that bar fight between you and Tusk.
  • Play Play Broodmother r Let's just get through this Arachnia.
  • Play Play Broodmother r Would it kill you to walk around like how we first met?
  • Play Play Centaur Warrunner r Nice belt. What does it do?
  • Play Play Centaur Warrunner r Centaur, you should really climb a tree sometime, you don't know what you're missing
  • Play Play Chaos Knight r Me, you, and Phantom Lancer should start up an illusory exclusive club.
  • Play Play Chaos Knight r Nice horse.
  • Play Play Chen r Just promise me you won't control me, okay Chen?
  • Play Play Chen r Ethically speaking, how are you okay with marching helpless creatures off to their demise?
  • Play Play Clinkz r You mind if I call you Bones? Because whenever I hear Clinkz I start looking for a clockwork creature and I get really confused.
  • Play Play Clinkz r You're a hero Clinkz. Not enough people give you credit for that.
  • Play Play Clockwerk r You lock 'em down tin man, I'll take care of the rest
  • Play Play Crystal Maiden r Hey Rylai, you think you could introduce me to Lina?
  • Play Play Crystal Maiden r Alright Maiden, let's have some fun.
  • Play Play Dark Seer r You think too much Dark Seer. Try living by instinct sometimes.
  • Play Play Dark Seer r A plan is a list of things that don't happen, Dark Seer. Live in the moment.
  • Play Play Dazzle r Dazzle: you keep me alive and I'll keep knockin' em in the dirt.
  • Play Play Dazzle r Alright Shadow Priest, try to keep up!
  • Play Play Death Prophet r Prophet, I get that it's your thing, but try not to die, okay?
  • Play Play Death Prophet r Lady, you're creeping me out.
  • Play Play Disruptor r Hey Disruptor, you're with me that Zeus is a jerk, right?
  • Play Play Doom r Doom, huh? Your mom musta loved you.
  • Play Play Doom r So, Doom. The Seven Hells. That sounds cozy.
  • Play Play Dragon Knight r Half dragon, my cloud's in the shop. Can I ride you into battle?
  • Play Play Dragon Knight r Let me know when you turn into a dragon and kill everyone. I love that part.
  • Play Play Drow Ranger r Hey Traxex, I don't know what that other archer was talking about, you're not an emotionally vacant husk of perpetual sadness.
  • Play Play Drow Ranger r I don't want to stick my nose in Ranger business, but that redhead wasn't saying the most kind things about you.
  • Play Play Earth Spirit r Just stay away from me, Kaolin.
  • Play Play Earth Spirit r Don't talk to me and we won't have any problems, Earth Spirit.
  • Play Play Earthshaker r What's up with the Earth trying to keep guys like us down?
  • Play Play Earthshaker r We should start up an 'imprisoned in earth' support group.
  • Play Play Elder Titan r So, Elder Titan. You're really old.
  • Play Play Elder Titan r Alright, old man Titan, watch and see how it's done.
  • Play Play Ember Spirit r When this is over we're gonna have a chat about what you did.
  • Play Play Ember Spirit r You and your brothers are dead to me Xin.
  • Play Play Enchantress r Not gonna lie, Enchantress. Aside from Monkeys, I kind of hate animals.
  • Play Play Enchantress r Enchantress, you are impossibly cheerful.
  • Play Play Enigma r Enigma, you are one scary force of nature.
  • Play Play Enigma r Hey Enigma, remember when you tricked that Alchemist? Oh, ha! Good times.
  • Play Play Faceless Void r I think I liked you better as a dinosaur.
  • Play Play Faceless Void r Excuse me, Mr. Void—is the Monkey Kingdom bound by the Clazemere Treaty?
  • Play Play Gyrocopter r You are an annoying little man in an annoying little plane.
  • Play Play Gyrocopter r I hate you Gyrocopter.
  • Play Play Huskar r You and Dazzle should really just have a drink and hug it out.
  • Play Play Huskar r Huskar, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life, but getting sacrificed is a bad thing.
  • Play Play Invoker r I know a thing or two about egomaniacs: and Invoker, you're one of the worst.
  • Play Play Invoker r We get it Invoker, you're smart. Now can we kill these guys?
  • Play Play Jakiro r Jakiro, Dragon Knight won't play ball. But you'll let me ride you, right?
  • Play Play Jakiro r Glad you're on our side Jakiro.
  • Play Play Juggernaut r You gotta tell me what happened on the Isle of Masks.
  • Play Play Juggernaut r Juggernaut, is it true you and Templar Assassin used to be a thing?
  • Play Play Keeper of the Light r You gotta show me how to do that lightshow trick, Ezalor.
  • Play Play Keeper of the Light r Keeper, I was thinking next Thursday would be a good day for my 'fundamental ascension' ceremony, that work for you?
  • Play Play Kunkka r Kunkka, I'm not trying to be rude, but you got something on your forehead.
  • Play Play Kunkka r Let's do this Kunkka.
  • Play Play Legion Commander r You realize you basically named your Legion 'Third Place', right?
  • Play Play Legion Commander r Tresdin, I don't care what armies you've lead. You don't tell me what to do.
  • Play Play Leshrac r Great. Another old guy that throws lightning around.
  • Play Play Leshrac r Just try not to electrocute me, okay Leshrac?
  • Play Play Lich r Ya know, for a mage that's cheated death you're... personable?
  • Play Play Lich r You don't really warm up to people much, do you Lich?
  • Play Play Lifestealer r Lifestealer, is that a family name? Or more of an occupation, like haberdasher?
  • Play Play Lifestealer r So, you were in prison a long time. Got any good stories?
  • Play Play Lina r Hey Lina, after we win can I buy you a drink?
  • Play Play Lina r Soooo Lina. Your sister tell you about me?
  • Play Play Lion r Lion, your name is very misleading.
  • Play Play Lion r So, Demon Witch, that's a helluva title.
  • Play Play Lone Druid r So are you 'Lone Druid' because you're the last druid? Or because you hate hanging out with other Druids?
  • Play Play Lone Druid r Sylla; you, me, and that bear of yours are gonna win this battle.
  • Play Play Luna r Hey Luna, nice wolf.
  • Play Play Luna r We should go on a moonlit walk sometime. You know, after we kill a whole lot of people.
  • Play Play Lycan r Lycan, you gotta step up your transformation game.
  • Play Play Lycan r I'll help you reclaim Ambry, Lycan.
  • Play Play Magnus r You are a large man, Magnus.
  • Play Play Magnus r Hey Magnus, I want to start up a conservation group, you in?
  • Play Play Medusa r I saw you and Zeus at the Sundered Moon the other night, he's married you know.
  • Play Play Medusa r So, does your hair ever get tangles? Or does it always just look good?
  • Play Play Meepo r You're underrated Meepo.
  • Play Play Meepo r Guys like us gotta stick together, Meepo.
  • Play Play Mirana r I summered in Nightsilver before. Lovely trees.
  • Play Play Morphling r Try not to get me wet, Morphling.
  • Play Play Morphling r Morphling, you are a lot more intimidating in person than your name suggests.
  • Play Play Naga Siren r You got a helluva voice Siren.
  • Play Play Naga Siren r The Deep Ones are lucky to have you on their side.
  • Play Play Nature's Prophet r Just don't go moving the trees when I need 'em, Prophet.
  • Play Play Nature's Prophet r Forcing trees to fight goes against their nature, Prophet.
  • Play Play Necrophos r Ugh! Cover your mouth when you cough, Necrophos. You disgust me.
  • Play Play Necrophos r Don't steal my kills and we'll get along just fine.
  • Play Play Night Stalker r I guess you're not useless half the time, Night Stalker. That's pretty good.
  • Play Play Night Stalker r Do we really have to wait til night to start fighting?
  • Play Play Nyx Assassin r Who invited the zealot?
  • Play Play Nyx Assassin r Nyx, I don't wanna see you this battle.
  • Play Play Ogre Magi r So, do both heads need to eat?
  • Play Play Ogre Magi r You're lucky you know, one of you can focus on the battle and the other can watch me be fantastic.
  • Play Play Omniknight r You've taken the power, Omniknight. It's yours. Stop kowtowing.
  • Play Play Omniknight r Your powers may be real, but I've never seen this Omniscience.
  • Play Play Oracle r Never tell me the odds.
  • Play Play Oracle r I can see the future, too, Oracle. It looks like victory.
  • Play Play Outworld Devourer r Just so you know, I have a strict no-Astral-Imprisonment policy.
  • Play Play Outworld Devourer r Stop looking at me like that.
  • Play Play Phantom Assassin r Just admit it, Phantom Assassin, you kill because you like it.
  • Play Play Phantom Assassin r I'm not one of the five names on the list right?
  • Play Play Phantom Lancer r You're a handsome fellow!
  • Play Play Phantom Lancer r It's quite the honor to be mistaken for me.
  • Play Play Puck r Where is that Undertree, Puck? I might like to climb it.
  • Play Play Puck r You should become my plucky sidekick, Puck.
  • Play Play Pudge r Old friend! Oh. I thought you were someone else.
  • Play Play Pudge r Do me a favor and try not to get pus on me.
  • Play Play Pugna r Strange bedfellows, huh Pugna?
  • Play Play Pugna r No, I don't want to see your Nether Ward. Stop asking.
  • Play Play Queen of Pain r Sorry Akasha, I'm not looking for a Queen.
  • Play Play Queen of Pain r You and Ostarion would make a helluva power couple.
  • Play Play Razor r For someone without a discernible face, Razor, you sure look smug.
  • Play Play Razor r Be careful Razor, one day that whip will be turned on you.
  • Play Play Riki r Didn't think I'd be seeing you here, Riki.
  • Play Play Riki r I'm friends with an alarming amount of assassins.
  • Play Play Rubick r How about a friendly duel, Rubick? I've heard some things.
  • Play Play Rubick r Us tricksters need to stick together, eh, Rubick?
  • Play Play Sand King r Fighting by your side goes against every instinct I have.
  • Play Play Sand King r I know a fellow you should talk to, Sand King. Fast friends, the two of you.
  • Play Play Shadow Demon r A demon watching my back. There's a first time for everything.
  • Play Play Shadow Demon r I'm something of a demon myself, you know.
  • Play Play Shadow Fiend r Keep your hands off my soul and we'll get along just fine.
  • Play Play Shadow Fiend r I'm not afraid to name you friend, Shadow Fiend.
  • Play Play Shadow Shaman r I'm a fan of your work Shaman, a good con is a thing of beauty.
  • Play Play Shadow Shaman r Are your grifting days all behind you, Shadow Shaman?
  • Play Play Silencer r I'll do the talking, Silencer.
  • Play Play Silencer r Your voice really carries, Silencer. A bit too much.
  • Play Play Skywrath Mage r Are all birdmen this morose? Just you?
  • Play Play Skywrath Mage r Know your problem? Too subservient. Be your own birdman for once.
  • Play Play Slardar r You're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, Slardar. No offense.
  • Play Play Slardar r I think I like hanging out with Siren better.
  • Play Play Slark r You get inked in Dark Reef?
  • Play Play Slark r They don't know what it's like inside. Right, Slark?
  • Play Play Sniper r Careful not to shoot me in the back, Sniper.
  • Play Play Sniper r Just stay away from my kills, Sniper.
  • Play Play Spectre r If you need help, Spectre, just shout unintelligibly.
  • Play Play Spectre r We gotta work on your communication skills, Spectre.
  • Play Play Spirit Breaker r Don't go running off without me, Spirit Breaker.
  • Play Play Spirit Breaker r You're almost crazier than I am, Spirit Breaker.
  • Play Play Storm Spirit r I've seen Xin and Kaolin. Where's your other brother?
  • Play Play Storm Spirit r Just make me a damn cloud.
  • Play Play Sven r How do you see anything with that helmet on, Sven?
  • Play Play Sven r Come on, Sven. Time to drop the hammer on someone!
  • Play Play Techies r Wanna spring some traps, Techies?
  • Play Play Techies r I'll line 'em up, Techies. You'll know when to press the button.
  • Play Play Templar Assassin r What happened with you and Juggernaut?
  • Play Play Templar Assassin r I thought all this Ancients business was beneath you, Lanaya.
  • Play Play Terrorblade r Why do you spend so much time in your lesser form, Terrorblade?
  • Play Play Terrorblade r I've seen my fair share of demonic brotherhoods. They might have considered you.
  • Play Play Tidehunter r Just watch it with the splashing, Tidehunter.
  • Play Play Tidehunter r Just jump in there and do your thing, Tidehunter. I'm right behind you.
  • Play Play Timbersaw r We talked about this, Timbersaw. No clearcutting!
  • Play Play Timbersaw r If I can't leap to the fight, Timbersaw, you know who to blame.
  • Play Play Tinker r So Tinker, was it head trauma that made you dream all that up?
  • Play Play Tinker r I can appreciate a man unconstrained by what the world tells him's possible.
  • Play Play Tiny r So Tiny's just a not-so-clever name then.
  • Play Play Tiny r We've actually got something in common, Tiny. What kind of stone are you?
  • Play Play Treant Protector r The trees respect you, Treant, but they love me.
  • Play Play Treant Protector r Yes, yes, Treant. I remember. No climbing.
  • Play Play Troll Warlord r I didn't think you went in for team sports, Troll.
  • Play Play Troll Warlord r My friend Breklin is a big fan of your work, Warlord.
  • Play Play Tusk r Tusk! I like a fellow who does what he says and says what he does.
  • Play Play Tusk r So, Tusk. What can you tell me about Rylai?
  • Play Play Underlord r Where we going today, Underlord?
  • Play Play Underlord r What's the worst place you've accidentally rifted to?
  • Play Play Undying r I think there are better ways to do it, Undying, but to each his own.
  • Play Play Undying r Undying? Yeah, me too.
  • Play Play Ursa r Ursa! I welcome you to my fight.
  • Play Play Ursa r The world needs more bears like you, Ursa.
  • Play Play Vengeful Spirit r I'm with you - I like making people pay for what they did too.
  • Play Play Vengeful Spirit r I like a lady that goes after what she wants.
  • Play Play Venomancer r You should visit my Kingdom sometime.
  • Play Play Venomancer r Just try not to spit on me, ok?
  • Play Play Viper r You're not exciting, Viper, but you sure get the job done.
  • Play Play Viper r You're Viper? Don't look like one to me.
  • Play Play Visage r Send your birds aloft, Visage. Let's find some prey.
  • Play Play Visage r Don't have to worry about me, Visage. I won't be traversing the Narrow Maze.
  • Play Play Warlock r Can I borrow that book when you're done with it, Warlock?
  • Play Play Warlock r I always did enjoy a good demon story.
  • Play Play Weaver r No hard feelings, right, Weaver?
  • Play Play Weaver r Weaver, don't let the bastards keep you down.
  • Play Play Windranger r You don't fool me, Lyralei. I see the killer behind that smile.
  • Play Play Windranger r I don't know what Traxex was talking about, you're not completely useless at all.
  • Play Play Winter Wyvern r Tell me, Wyvern, which story about me is your favorite?
  • Play Play Winter Wyvern r Wyvern, my life is poetry.
  • Play Play Witch Doctor r I like your style, Witch Doctor.
  • Play Play Witch Doctor r What's in that cask, anyway, Witch Doctor?
  • Play Play Wraith King r We might as well make the best of it, Ostarion.
  • Play Play Wraith King r I'll fight beside you, but I'm not callin' you king, Wraith.
  • Play Play Zeus r It's no secret I don't like you, Zeus. Well, it isn't a secret now. That didn't go as planned.
  • Play Play Zeus r It's okay, Zeus. You're one of the good ones. Today.
  • Play Play Io r Not much of a conversationalist, eh, Io?
  • Play Play Phoenix r Don't take this the wrong way, Phoenix, but if one of us has to die, I'd rather it be you.

While riding the Nimbus cloud
30% chance, requires Great Sage's Reckoning

  • Play Zeus r The difference, Zeus, is that I make this look good.

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

50% chance

25% chance

10% chance

Denying

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

50% chance

40% chance

35% chance

  • Play Play 240 Unorthodox, but effective.

30% chance

25% chance

15% chance

Denying while a specific enemy is nearby

  • Play Play Broodmother u I'll pretend I didn't enjoy this.

Acquiring an item

  • Play Play r Oh yeah.
  • Play Play r This is gonna be good.
  • Play Play r Earning the money is fun, but spending it is even better.
  • Play Play r Time to get back in the fight.
  • Play Play r This could change the tide of the fight.

Acquiring a specific item

25% chance

20% chance

5% chance

  • Play Play Divine Rapier (6000) r Divine Rapier. I better not drop this.

Dying

Respawning

  • Play Play This journey isn't over yet.
  • Play Play That won't happen again.
  • Play Play Good thing I erased my name from that book.
  • Play Play There's still time to win this.
  • Play Play Looks like I'm gonna have to teach people some manners.
  • Play Play No one kills the King and gets away with it.
  • Play Play Good thing I ate those peaches before I came here.
  • Play Play Get it together Wukong.
  • Play Play I just cheated death, you'd think I'd get a little fanfare.
  • Play Play Time to get to work.
  • Play Play Okay, I'll admit it, that was a cute trick. Won't work again though.
  • Play Play A minor setback.
  • Play Play That's a strange feeling.
  • Play Play Nothing will keep me down.

Reincarnating

Bottling runes

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune
50% chance

40% chance

35% chance

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune
50% chance

40% chance

15% chance

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

25% chance

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

25% chance

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

40% chance

  • Play Play 240 They'll never see me coming.

20% chance

  • Play Play r HmHmHmhmhmmm. HmmHmmHmmm. Hmmm. Hmhmhmhmhmmm.

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

25% chance

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Second attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

20% chance

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

35% chance

15% chance

5% chance

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Play 240 I never should have sold my likeness and life story.
  • Play Play 240 There's a lot of stories about the Monkey King. Some of 'em are even true.
  • Play Play 240 Where did I park my cloud?
  • Play Play 240 Well, some people ask if I'm really a king. And I always wonder why no one asks if I'm really a monkey.

Chat responses

Lane missing

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

40% chance

  • Play Play 240 Hey, you're almost as good as me.
  • Play Play 240 The Monkey King's gratitude is worth more than gold. (broken file)

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Match end

Won

50% chance

  • Play Play Ohh, I'll be signing autographs out front.

20% chance, between 1st and 11th minute

  • Play Play This was over before it started.

Lost

20% chance

20% chance, between 1st and 11th minute

  • Play Play This was over before it started.

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

Rare and higher

Misc

Using Taunt: Goin' Bananas

  • Play Play I can lift a seventeen-thousand pound staff. You think I'm scared of you?
  • Play Play You're not in my league, I get it. But try to keep up.

Gaining a Godlike kill streak while a specific hero is in the match

  • Play Play Broodmother u Hey Broodmother: Are you watching? ARE YOU WATCHING?!

Wizard

Anger

Happy

No

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