Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell

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Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell
Cosmetic icon Mega-Kills Gabe Newell.png
Announcer
Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Mega-Kill Announcer

On the eve of The International 2018, Kaci and SirActionSlacks hatched their most inspired idea yet--the Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer. Determined to elicit the most bloodthirsty performance ever recorded, they lured Gabe into the studio... The rest is history.

This item replaces the default Mega-Kills announcer with the cruel taunts of Gabe Newell.
Created By
Valve logo.svg
Released
Origin

Kills[edit]

First Blood

  • Play First blood! Thanks and have fun.
  • Play Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

Double Kill

  • Play Double kill.
  • Play r Hello! This is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2. Double Kill!

Triple Kill

  • Play Impossible kill.

30% chance

  • Play r More than two kills, but less than four kills.

10% chance

  • Play r I will ignore your email number of kills.

5% chance

  • Play I'm not reading this.

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

  • Play A dominating performance.
  • Play Dominating, I guess...

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

  • Play They're unstoppable?
  • Play They're unstoppable.

Wicked Sick

  • Play That was unreal.

50% chance

  • Play 300 If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.

25% chance

  • Play 300 That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.

Monster Kill

  • Play Monster kill.
  • Play Monster kill!
  • Play r My favorite kill is the monster kill.

Godlike

Holy Shit

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team

  • Play r Who programmed these bots?
  • Play r I don't like using curse words...
  • Play r There's no reason to get overly excited.

40% chance

30% chance

  • Play r Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Enemy team

  • Play r Time to bring this thing out of beta.
  • Play r You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
  • Play r A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything.
  • Play r The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire

40% chance

  • Play r Good!
  • Play r Teamwipe.
  • Play r The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Dire wiping Radiant

15% chance

  • Play r Teamwipe, enemy.

For spectators

  • Play r I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming.
  • Play r That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear.
  • Play r My favorite hero is Sand King minimap icon.png Sand King.
  • Play r I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
  • Play r Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
  • Play r Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.

15% chance

Everyone dead, for everyone

  • Play r I'm Gabe Newell, and welcome to Dota 2.
  • Play r OK, both teams are dead. Do we just wait?
  • Play r No one's left. Are we done?
  • Play r That's game then, right?
  • Play r As you can see, games are in fact art.
  • Play r Everyone is dead.
  • Play r By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.
  • Play r These things, they take time.
  • Play r There are bodies everywhere.

Followups[edit]

Rampage
Enemy team

  • Play 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
  • Play 300 Just ALT F4.
  • Play 300 Um, this isn't working.
  • Play 300 This is a good opportunity to learn.

Own team

  • Play 300 I almost got that in my last bot match.
  • Play 300 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

75% chance

  • Play 300 Please email me at gabe n at valvesoftware dot com and let me know about your rampage.

25% chance

  • Play 300 The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.

For spectators

  • Play 300 I almost got that in my last bot match.
  • Play 300 Kind of makes me want to play DOOM.

50% chance

  • Play 300 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

Holy shit
Enemy team

  • Play 300 Must be using Dota Plus.
  • Play 300 You can't improve until you make mistakes.
  • Play 300 Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

75% chance

  • Play 300 Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.

Own team

  • Play 300 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
  • Play 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
  • Play 300 There they go.

75% chance

  • Play 300 You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.

For spectators

  • Play 300 Even now I'm learning from our customers.
  • Play 300 There are bodies everywhere.
  • Play 300 See, Dota Plus is worth the money.
  • Play 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.

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