Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell

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Mega-Kills: Gabe Newell
Cosmetic icon Mega-Kills Gabe Newell.png
Announcer
Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Mega-Kill Announcer

On the eve of The International 2018, Kaci and SirActionSlacks hatched their most inspired idea yet--the Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer. Determined to elicit the most bloodthirsty performance ever recorded, they lured Gabe into the studio... The rest is history.

This item replaces the default Mega-Kills announcer with the cruel taunts of Gabe Newell.
Created By
Valve logo.svg
Released
Origin

Kills[edit]

First Blood

  • ▶️ First blood! Thanks and have fun.
  • ▶️ Hello. I'm Gabe Newell. You've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun.

Double Kill

  • ▶️ Double kill.
  • ▶️ r Hello! This is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2. Double Kill!

Triple Kill

30% chance

  • ▶️ r More than two kills, but less than four kills.

10% chance

  • ▶️ r I will ignore your email number of kills.

5% chance

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

50% chance

  • ▶️ 300 If you were a millennial, I'd say 'wicked sick'.

25% chance

  • ▶️ 300 That was, as they say, 'wicked sick'.

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team

40% chance

30% chance

  • ▶️ r Teamwipe, all of your former friends.

Enemy team

  • ▶️ r Time to bring this thing out of beta.
  • ▶️ r You're doing very well. I'm very proud of you.
  • ▶️ r A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything.
  • ▶️ r The entire team was an ass, and we won't be working with them again. Radiant wiping Dire

40% chance

15% chance

For spectators

  • ▶️ r I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming.
  • ▶️ r That reminds me: I'm not wearing underwear.
  • ▶️ r My favorite hero is Sand King minimap icon.png Sand King.
  • ▶️ r I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
  • ▶️ r Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem.
  • ▶️ r Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come.

15% chance

Everyone dead, for everyone

Followups[edit]

Rampage
Enemy team

Own team

75% chance

  • ▶️ 300 Please email me at gabe n at valvesoftware dot com and let me know about your rampage.

25% chance

  • ▶️ 300 The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we have seen.

For spectators

50% chance

  • ▶️ 300 This reminds me of the Steam Summer Sale.

Holy shit
Enemy team

75% chance

  • ▶️ 300 Don't ever ever feed on the internet. They will remember it for eternity.

Own team

  • ▶️ 300 Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills.
  • ▶️ 300 After nine kills in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
  • ▶️ 300 There they go.

75% chance

  • ▶️ 300 You're a beautiful person with a charming personality.

For spectators

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