Meepo Announcer Pack

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Meepo Announcer Pack
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Unearth some blue-collar wisdom and get multiple perspectives on every game in one convenient place with the Meepo Announcer Pack. Contains the Meepo Announcer and Mega-Kills Voices.
Created By
Valve logo.svg
Released
Origin
TRADEABLE AND MARKETABLE AFTER: 2019-09-01
Meepo Announcer Pack
Announcer: Meepo
Mega-Kills: Meepo
Main Article: Meepo

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for Ability Draft, All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

Game mode

Ability Draft

  • Play r I mean, I guess you could play it this way… followup

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

Captain's Mode

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Least Played

Mid Only

Random Draft

Reverse Captain's Mode

Single Draft

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

  • Play Choose your hero.

Drafting

Picking

  • Play Ok, your pick now. You know what to do! followup
  • Play Your pick. This is where you win or lose! followup
  • Play Remember, the goal is to have fun. Ahaha. Who am I kiddin? followup
  • Play Your pick now. Meepo! Huh what?
  • Play Enemy's turn to pick.
  • Play Aw, it's the enemy's pick…
  • Play It's the enemy's pick, not yours.
  • Play They recruitin' some sorta gang over there?
  • Play Radiant's turn to pick.
  • Play Radiant pick!
  • Play Dire's turn to pick.
  • Play Dire pick!

Banning

  • Play Your turn to ban.
  • Play Whose ban is it? Oh! Yours.
  • Play Hehe, we'll hold 'em down, you knock 'em out.
  • Play Ooh! Ooh! You get to ban someone!
  • Play Ban their best hero! Wait, ain't that kinda cheap? Yep. And effective!
  • Play It's the enemy's ban.
  • Play Who's the enemy gonna ban?
  • Play Who they gonna ban? I dunno, wait n see!
  • Play Enemy ban. They got nothing!
  • Play Enemy's ban now. Any second…
  • Play Enemy's gonna bury someone before the whistle even blows!
  • Play Radiant's turn to ban.
  • Play It's Radiant's ban now.
  • Play Dire's turn to ban.
  • Play It's Dire's ban now.

Time left to pick

5% chance

2% chance

  • Play Ten seconds to go!
  • Play You only got five seconds! Even less now!

Draft end

  • Play Choose your hero.
  • Play Choose your hero.
  • Play Choose your hero or somethin.
  • Play Choose your hero.
  • Play It's hero choosin time!
  • Play This here's where you choose your hero!

15% chance

  • Play Choose your hero. Wait, you only get one?!

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

  • Play Meepo minimap icon.png r Pack it in. This one's already over!
  • Play Enchantress minimap icon.png r Hello!
  • Play Lina minimap icon.png r Hello!
  • Play Windranger minimap icon.png r Hey there!
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r I don't know, they seem pretty great to me.

30% chance

  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png r Oh, no. Who invited this guy?
  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png r I ain't one to judge, but this guy creeps me out.
  • Play Lina minimap icon.png r How you doin?

20% chance

  • Play Meepo minimap icon.png r Oh yeah, baby. I can dig it!
  • Play Tiny minimap icon.png r Time to go punch some rocks.

5% chance

  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r Wish I had some of that kinda mine! This job'd be a piece of cake!
  • Play r Ok, not what I expected… Is the betting window still open?

1% chance

  • Play r That rounds it out!
  • Play r I guess we'll see how this turns out…

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Play Prepare for battle!
  • Play Prepare for battle!

30% chance

  • Play Fortune and glory await!

Time before battle

  • Play Thirty seconds to battle! followup
  • Play Thirty seconds to showtime! followup
  • Play Thirty seconds to showtime! followup
  • Play Thirty seconds to battle. But feel free to start killin' before that. We're not sticklers.
  • Play Ten seconds to battle!

40% chance

  • Play Oh boy, I think it's starting. What is? Do you even know why we're here?
  • Play Ten more seconds and it's on!

Battle begins

  • Play The battle begins!
  • Play The battle's starting. Just remember: you gotta job to do!
  • Play Pay attention now, the battle's started!
  • Play When the horn blows, the blood flows!
  • Play I always wanted to see an Ancient fall. Ehh, that stuff's overrated. Don't make me come over there.
  • Play This one's for all the marbles! If marbles were at all valuable…
  • Play Let the battle begin! OK, Meepo. Play your cards right and this gig'll land ya on easy street.

5% chance

  • Play r And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

15% chance

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

5% chance

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team, 30% chance

  • Play r Not gonna lie. This ain't good.
  • Play r Don't worry. We can dig 'em up.

Enemy team

For spectators

Everyone dead

  • Play r All right! Everybody's dead! …Let's get to lootin!

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Play Radiant's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play Radiant's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play r Radiant's courier is dead. Wonder what idiot got it killed…
  • Play Dire's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play Dire's courier has been killed. followup
  • Play r Here come's dire's plucky little courier -- oops. It's dead now.
Roshan
killed
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Radiant.
  • Play u Roshan falls again. I understand the bit about the Aegis… But what's with that stinky cheese?

30% chance

  • Play r Roshan's dead. Man, him and that Aegis. Glad I never messed up that bad!

15% chance

  • Play r Radiant just murdered Roshan. Hasn't he suffered enough?!
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Dire.
  • Play u Roshan falls again. I understand the bit about the Aegis… But what's with that stinky cheese?

30% chance

  • Play r Goodbye, Roshan! See you soon!

15% chance

  • Play r Roshan's dead. You ever been underneath his pit? Lotta good stuff down there!
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • Play 7 Your top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Your top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Your top tower needs some help. followup
  • Play u Your top tower needs some help.
  • Play r Are you even watching your top tower?!

Middle tower

  • Play 7 Your middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 7 Your middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 7 If your mid tower could talk, it'd be pretty mad at you. followup
  • Play r Look. The enemy's attackin your middle tower. Don't let 'em do that!
  • Play 7 They're tryna knock down your middle tower. followup

Bottom tower

Top barracks

  • Play Your top barracks are under attack! followup
  • Play Your top barracks are under attack! followup
  • Play Your top barracks never did nothing to deserve this!

Middle barracks

  • Play Your middle barracks are under attack! followup
  • Play Your middle barracks are under attack! followup
  • Play Your middle barracks are lookin' shaky!

Bottom barracks

Top outer shrine

  • Play 15 Your top shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Your top shrine is under attack.

Bottom outer shrine

  • Play 15 Your bottom shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Your bottom shrine is under attack.

The Ancient

  • Play Your Ancient is under attack! followup
  • Play Your Ancient is under attack! followup
  • Play Your Ancient is under attack! He ain't lyin! followup
  • Play r You gotta defend your Ancient! …Now!
  • Play r Were you not paying attention to the rules? Defend your Ancient!

Top tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower's about to topple!
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower ain't looking too steady.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play r Dire's putting the hurt on Radiant's middle tower.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower's not feeling the love.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower needs a hand.
  • Play r Radiant's bottom tower's still there. But not for long.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.
  • Play 30 Radiant's top barracks are gettin' the business!
  • Play 120 Radiant's top barracks ain't gonna be barracks for long.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play r Radiant's middle barracks are still there… But for how long?
  • Play 30 I always liked seein' Radiant's middle barracks take a beating.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play r Radiant's bottom barracks probably gonna die…
  • Play r This might be the last look Radiant gets of their bottom barracks.

Top outer shrine

  • Play 15 Radiant's top shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Radiant's top shrine is under attack.

Bottom outer shrine

  • Play 15 Radiant's bottom shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Radiant's bottom shrine is under attack.

The Ancient

  • Play Radiant's Ancient is under attack! followup
  • Play Radiant's Ancient is under attack! followup
  • Play The Radiant Ancient needs a little help. Make that a lotta help. followup
  • Play That Radiant team's just letting Dire bang on their Ancient. followup
  • Play Radiant Ancient's in some serious trouble. followup

Top tower

  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
  • Play r Dire's top tower might be goin down…
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower's about to be Radiant's top rubble.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower looks to be disintigrating…
  • Play r Dire's middle tower's in trouble! Which one's Dire again?
  • Play u Dire's middle tower's in trouble! Which one Dire again?

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower…don't look good.
  • Play r Dire's bottom tower's getting push around.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • Play 120 Dire's top barracks are feeling the pressure!
  • Play r Radiant showin' no mercy to Dire's top barracks.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • Play r Dire's middle barracks could use a friend. Or five…
  • Play r Is this how Dire's middle barracks fall? Looks like it…

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • Play 10 Who knew Dire's bottom barracks had so many enemies?
  • Play 10 Is Dire even watchin? Their bottom barracks are under attack.

Top outer shrine

  • Play 15 Dire's top shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Dire's top shrine is under attack.

Bottom outer shrine

  • Play 15 Dire's bottom shrine is under attack.
  • Play 15 Dire's bottom shrine is under attack.

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • Play Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Hello top tower. Goodbye, top tower!
  • Play You'll be fine, long as that top tower don't fall… Oh wait, it's already gone.

Middle tower

  • Play Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play And over here, we have your middle tower not being there no more.
  • Play You got one less middle tower now, by the way.

Bottom tower

  • Play Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Whaddaya mean your bottom tower's gone?
  • Play Your bottom tower just took a dirt nap.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

  • Play 5 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play 5 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play u Your middle barracks has fallen.
  • Play 5 If you wanted your middle barracks to not fall, you're doing it wrong. followup

Bottom barracks

Top outer shrine

Bottom outer shrine

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • Play r Radiant's top tower just tapped out.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play 60 Radiant's middle tower had a run in with the Dire…

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play r Radiant's bottom tower musta been dizzy.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top outer shrine

Bottom outer shrine

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's top tower ain't a tower no more.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's middle tower's takin' a dirt nap.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play r Hey, where's dire's bottom tower? Uhh…

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top outer shrine

Bottom outer shrine

Top tower

  • Play The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Hey, the enemy's top tower's gone. You done good!
  • Play Best thing about the enemy's top tower is it's gone!

Middle tower

  • Play The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Enemy's middle tower is no more!
  • Play Enemy's middle tower just turned into a pile of rocks.
  • Play r Haha, enemy's middle tower just bit the dust. followup

Bottom tower

  • Play The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play u Hey, lookit you, knockin down that bottom tower, huh.
  • Play Hey, lookit you, knockin down that bottom tower.
  • Play Enemy's bottom tower's gone. Nice! Right?!

Top barracks

Middle barracks

  • Play 5 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play 5 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play 5 The enemy's middle barracks are just a sweet memory. followup

Bottom barracks

Top outer shrine

Bottom outer shrine

Structure
denied

Top tower

  • Play Your top tower has been denied. followup
  • Play r Your top tower just got denied. Nailed it!

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has been denied.
  • Play r Radiant just denied their top tower. Bet that stings, eh Dire?

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has been denied.
  • Play Radiant just denied their middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.
  • Play Radiant just denied their bottom tower.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has been denied.
  • Play Dire's top tower has been denied.
  • Play r Dire's top tower just got denied. Bad luck for the Radiant.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has been denied.
  • Play Dire's middle tower has been denied.
  • Play Dire just denied their middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has been denied.
  • Play That dire bottom tower just got denied…

Top tower

Middle tower

  • Play The enemy's middle tower has been denied. followup
  • Play You let the enemy deny their middle tower… followup
  • Play u You let the enemy deny their middle tower.

Bottom tower

Structures
fortified
  • Play Radiant structures are fortified.
  • Play Radiant structures are fortified.
  • Play r Radiant called in the fortification…
  • Play r Radiant fortified their structures. Pretty good move if you ask me.
  • Play Dire structures are fortified.
  • Play Dire structures are fortified.
  • Play r Dire's putting up a barricade.

15% chance

  • Play r Dire's doing that glowy thing. Eh, nothing doing till that's done.
Scan
used
  • Play Radiant are scanning for enemies.
  • Play Radiant are scanning for enemies.
  • Play r Radiant are scanning. How does that even work?
  • Play Dire are scanning for enemies.
  • Play Dire are scanning for enemies.
  • Play r Dire are scanning. Trying to find those sneaky bums.
Megacreeps
Victory
  • Play Radiant victory!
  • Play Radiant victory!

40% chance

  • Play The Dire Ancient collapsed! All's right in the world.

15% chance

  • Play Radiant win! Time to get outta here!
  • Play Radiant smash the Ancient. This one's in the books.
  • Play Dire victory!
  • Play Dire victory!
  • Play Dire does it! Finally a bet pays off… I'm outta here!

40% chance

  • Play The Radiant Ancient is nothing but rubble. Dire take it all the way!

15% chance

  • Play Dire have done it! They've done it! We're freeeee!

Respawning

15% chance

  • Play r Hey, welcome back!
  • Play r Get up, get up! Get out there!

10% chance

  • Play r It ain't over till the last building falls. So fight!

Periods with no action

5% chance, midgame and onwards

  • Play r Dear Diary, today I watched a bunch of dumbos wander around doing nothin'…

3% chance, midgame and onwards

  • Play r Look, I know I'm gettin' paid for this, but… Gimme something to do!
  • Play r Did you guys hear there's a war on? Sure can't tell!
  • Play r Where do you go for a little action around here?
  • Play r Uahh. Anyone else gettin' sleepy?
  • Play r Oh. My. Goooood! Do somethin' or somethin!
  • Play r You come here to fight or dance with creeps? Yeesh!

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

  • Play r We lost someone! Quick, nobody move!
  • Play r I'm not technowizard or nothing, but I think that player just disconnected.
  • Play r Someone didn't call the digger's hotline!
  • Play r This is why I always liked LAN parties.
  • Play r Hey, it ain't fun if we ain't all here.
  • Play r Look, if you pause for people, people gonna pause for you. It's just science!

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • Play 300 Hey, they're back! Good for you.
  • Play 300 Welcome back to the war. Is it everything you remember?

Quitting game
50% chance

  • Play r Whoa whoa whoa! Where you think you're goin'?
  • Play r I never quit a day in my life. Ain't startin' now!
  • Play r Givin' up that easy huh?
  • Play r So you're just wastin' everybody's time?
  • Play r I don't feel so good…

Unpausing

50% chance

  • Play 120 Heads up. We're back!
  • Play 120 I'm all for a little down time. Feelin' fresh?
  • Play 120 Ok, where were we?
  • Play 120 Three, two, one. Let's go!

Purchasing specific items

25% chance

  • Play Sentry Ward (100) r Oh god, sentry wards? I love it!
  • Play Sentry Ward (100) r Sentry wards? You're some kinda saint or something!
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r Pops always said seeing where you're going helps ya get there.
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r If I had friends like you, I'd never lose! Haha. Hey!
  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r Whoa, is that what I think it is?
  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r This is either brilliant or insane. Probably both!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5100) r Never saw much use for that, personally…

Followups

Welcome
Ability Draft
20% chance

  • Play r I mean, I guess you could play it this way…

All Pick

Least Played

Limited Heroes

  • Play Choose your hero.
  • Play Choose your hero.

Mid Only

Game mode
Ability Draft
20% chance

  • Play r This some sorta nightmare?

All Pick
30% chance

  • Play r It's all on you. Unless you click Random. Then it ain't on you at all.

20% chance

  • Play r You can choose anyone. But there's only one right choice. Ehe. Yeah.

All Random
20% chance

  • Play r You'll take what you get n' like it!

Captain's Draft
20% chance

  • Play r I mean, I guess you could play it this way…
  • Play r This one's not so bad…

Captain's Mode
30% chance

  • Play r That's a lotta power for one player…

Deathmatch
20% chance

  • Play r This some sorta nightmare?

Least Plyed

  • No followup lines hooked up for Least Play mode.

Mid Only
20% chance

  • Play r Ok, now you're just being silly.

One vs One
20% chance

  • Play r I'll take those odds… Ahahaha.

Random Draft
20% chance

  • Play r Look at this bunch of jokers.
  • Play r Where'd all the rest go?! Ya' bums…

Reverse Captain's Mode
20% chance

  • Play r Why would you let them do this?

Single Draft
20% chance

  • Play r Pick one, ok? It ain't that hard…
  • Play r I hope you can handle one of these…

Picking
5% chance

  • Play r Wait, what's going on?
  • Play r No pressure or anything. Hahaha.

Reserve time
2% chance

  • Play r Still don't know what you wanna do?
  • Play r What's taking so long?! Hey hey, settle down.

Rampage
25% chance, allied

  • Play 300 Finally getting our money's worth!

25% chance, enemy

  • Play 300 I haven't seen one of those in forever!

25% chance, for spectator

  • Play 300 Finally getting our money's worth!
  • Play 300 I haven't seen one of those in forever!

Holy Shit
25% chance, allied

  • Play 300 Take that garbage some place else!
  • Play 300 Oh my god. Did you see that?!
  • Play 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!
  • Play 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!

25% chance, enemy

  • Play 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
  • Play 300 That's what I'm talkin about!

25% chance, for spectator

  • Play 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
  • Play 300 That's what I'm talkin about!
  • Play 300 Take that garbage some place else!
  • Play 300 Oh my god. Did you see that?!
  • Play 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!
  • Play 300 Haha, yes! I'm gonna make a fortune!

Team wipe
Enemy team

  • Play r What are you waiting for? Time to win!
  • Play r Ain't gonna have a better chance n' this…
  • Play r The wise thing to do is push…

For spectator

  • Play r Oh, man. That's embarrassin!

Time before battle
40% chance

  • Play r I love watchin 'em scamper around out there.
  • Play r Aww, I see lotsa good diggin' spots out there. What are we waiting for?
  • Play r If you're not already heading somewhere, now's the time to start!
  • Play r Lots to do before the battle starts, so get crackin!

Courier killed
50% chance, for players, Radiant courier

  • Play r Too stupid to live… Too beautiful to die…

50% chance, for players, Dire courier

  • Play r It's tough out there. Courier's just tryin' to make a living…

50% chance, for spectator

  • Play r Anything good on it?
  • Play r I worked as a courier once. Absolutely degrading.
  • Play r Serves you right. Stupid courier.

Structure under attack
25% chance, towers

  • Play r You gonna do something about it or just sit there looking funny?
  • Play r What, not your job or something?
  • Play r There better be something important goin' on.
  • Play r This is one of the things in the bad column.

20% chance, towers

  • Play r Dig in and defend that sucker!
  • Play r You and a couple of friends could probably stop that.

15% chance, towers

  • Play r Rally the troops and get over there.

25% chance, barracks

  • Play r You'll be sorry if they fall! mid barracks only
  • Play r All hands! Time for some of that hero stuff!
  • Play r Someone oughta build a barricade or something. I know a couple a guys. Don't work cheap though.

20% chance, barracks

  • Play r They're tryin' to break through! Stop 'em! top barracks only
  • Play r You'll do something if you know what's good for ya. bot barracks only
  • Play r I don't see the angle here. Nope. Nuh-uh.
  • Play r It's real simple. Protect your buildings!

25% chance, player's ancient

  • Play r That is absolutely how you lose the game.
  • Play r Is nothing sacred? Yeah, no. I thought so.

25% chance, any ancient, for spectator

  • Play r Yep, this one's just about over. Hope you didn't bet on these knuckleheads… Oh god what have I done?

15% chance

  • Play r Coulda made a pretty penny off this one. Not that I condone such things.

Structure fallen
Own structure
25% chance, towers

  • Play r That's the spirit. The losing spirit!
  • Play r Aww, that's my favorite tower.
  • Play r Who said that tower could fall?
  • Play r Why do I get the feeling you ain't taking this seriously?
  • Play r I don't even know where start with you!
  • Play r Stop it! That's not helping!

25% chance, barracks

  • Play r Honestly, the opposite woulda been a heckuva lot better.
  • Play r I hope you don't pay for lessons or nothin.
  • Play r Oh, come on! You're diggin your own grave!
  • Play r You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
  • Play r You gotta work together or else you're gonna die!
  • Play r Oh, I see. You're letting 'em think you're helpless. Classic!
  • Play r Finally, someone with worse luck than me!
  • Play r Shoddy construction? No… Something worse.
  • Play r My father was right about you! You're never gonna amount to nothing!

30% chance, shrines

  • Play r This is why we can't have nice things.

Enemy structure
25% chance, towers

  • Play r Someone oughta scramble in there n' get the shiny bits.
  • Play r Goodbye, sweet tower. You won't be missed!
  • Play r I like these troublemakers.
  • Play r How many of those things are there?
  • Play r I couldn'ta done it better myself. Well, probably…

20% chance, towers

  • Play r I guess they built on a fault line. Ahahah.
  • Play r That'll show 'em!

25% chance, barracks

  • Play r Ah, the old rip n' run…
  • Play r Exactly what you're supposed to do! Don't let 'em tell you different!
  • Play r A lot better ventilation now. Ask any creep. Those barracks are stuffy.
  • Play r Hey, super creeps! Get your butts out here!
  • Play r I'm no numbers guy, but I suddenly like your chances.
  • Play r They don't know what hit 'em!
  • Play r That's the power of elbow grease. And, you know, a bit of murder.
  • Play r That's the stuff. Keep 'em on their back paws!
  • Play u Those racks think they're special or something?!

30% chance, shrines

  • Play r No more sanctuary here!

For spectator
20% chance, Dire barracks

  • Play r Everyone's got a plan till you smash down their racks!
  • Play r I like where this is going.
  • Play r Let's see 'em push out now!

30% chance, Dire shrines

  • Play r Nothin' last forever…

20% chance, Radiant barracks

  • Play r Someone's puttin in the leg work.
  • Play r One step at a time!
  • Play r I hope they ain't throwin on purpose! Not without tippin' me off…

30% chance, Radiant shrines

  • Play r That's what it gets, being so far away…

Tower denied
Your tower
30% chance

  • Play r I bet your tower really appreciated that.
  • Play r Ahahahah. Did you see the look on their faces?!

25% chance

  • Play r Send 'em home with nothing!

Enemy tower
30% chance

  • Play r You know last hits are a pretty big deal, right?
  • Play r That's the worst thing that could have happened to it.

25% chance

  • Play r Get outta here with that garbage.

Megacreeps
You
50% chance

  • Play r Put your back into it! This one's almost done!
  • Play r Oh good, let them do all the work. Time for a snack!
  • Play r Figures. Lazy bums show up just in time for the looting!

Enemy
50% chance

  • Play r All your buildings are gone. That glowy thing's probably next.
  • Play r Don't give up now. Come back from this and you are a legend!

For spectator
40% chance, Dire creeps

  • Play r Radiant dug a pretty big hole here. Then fell right in.
  • Play r I hope you didn't have your heart set on Radiant winnin this thing…

40% chance, Radiant creeps

  • Play r So Dire's about done for, right? Unless they pull off some miracle. Or maybe a bribe?
  • Play r I think we all saw this coming. Not me! You weren't even watching!