Mars/Responses

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Takeover

  • Play Let the name Mars ring across the battlefield, and bear witness to my enemy's flight.

Loadout

  • Play To war! And glorious conquest! Yaaahh!
  • Play To those behind, rally! To those ahead... Kneel!
  • Play Oh ho, I live for this!
  • Play Spreading enlightenment at the tip of my spear.
  • Play Call me protector, call me death!
  • Play Mars Ultor!
  • Play They cheer for me!
  • Play Step into the ring.
  • Play Gods and men alike... Tremble!
  • Play Mars! So good to see you!
  • Play I am war; I am without end!

Drafting

Picked

  • [ Info Needed ]

Banned

  • [ Info Needed ]

Entering battle

  • Play Mars!
  • Play Mars!
  • Play To war! And glorious conquest! Yaaahh!
  • Play To those behind, rally! To those ahead... Kneel!
  • Play Oh ho, I live for this!
  • Play Some say all the great wars have already been won... But I say when we're done here.
  • Play Spreading enlightenment at the tip of my spear.
  • Play Call me protector, call me death!
  • Play I'm not my father's son.
  • Play I've turned over a new spear.
  • Play Time for some good old fashioned diplomacy!
  • Play Who beats the drums of war?!
  • Play The requisite sacrifices may be lacking, but I find the competition intriguing for once...
  • Play My allegiance will never be to an Ancient, only to victory!
  • Play Only a fool would stand against me.
  • Play Eyes up and shields front!
  • Play Time to save the world. Then they'll all see.
  • Play Be grateful the fate of all mortal life rests with me!
  • Play Hahahaha! Rejoice! For the age of Mars begins!
  • Play u Forget what you know. Believe only what you see.
  • Play Do I catch the scent of ash on the wind?
  • Play It was only a matter of time.
  • Play Let the name Mars ring across the battlefield, and bear witness to my enemy's flight.

15% chance

  • Play I hope you four are good at following orders!

10% chance

  • Play A god by any other name...

5% chance

  • Play A god by any other name... Is just as dangerous.
  • Play Mars Ultor!
  • Play I'm not interested in anyone's plans. The flow of battle will dictate the day!
  • Play I'm not sorry for what I've done. But I can do better.

1% chance

Taunting

  • Play You can call this one... I've never lost and I'll not start now!
  • Play Time to put this thing in the bag and drown it in the river.

Beginning battle

  • Play My battle...continues!
  • Play At last... it comes to blows!
  • Play Gods and men alike... Tremble!

Moving

  • Play I'll mull it over.
  • Play To what end?
  • Play I choose this path myself.
  • Play My plate resounds!

15% chance, mid-game and onward

  • Play u DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!
  • Play r DaDaDa Da Da Ha-ha-ha!
  • Play r DaDaDa Da Da! What a tune!
  • Play 600 DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!
  • Play u DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA! DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA! DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!

15% chance, late-game

  • Play r A strange route...

Moving at less than 20% health

40% chance

  • Play 120 Thought as much!
  • Play 120 Nothing to it!
  • Play 120 Clear a path!
  • Play 120 Gods moving!
  • Play 120 We go!
  • Play 120 Move it!

30% chance

20% chance

  • Play 240 Marathon?!
  • Play Forced march!
  • Play 120 Almost there!

15% chance

15% chance, mid-game and onward

10% chance

Attacking

20% chance

Attacking at less than 20% health

Ordering a spell cast

  • Play 120 My ire grows!
  • Play 120 I'm going to enjoy this!
  • Play 120 I'll not stay my hand!
  • Play Loose the dogs!

10% chance, ordered spell is God's Rebuke

  • Play r This is a love tap!

Ordering a spell cast at less than 20% health

  • Play 120 My ire grows!
  • Play 120 I'm going to enjoy this!
  • Play 120 I'll not stay my hand!
  • Play 120 Loose the dogs!

50% chance, ordered spell is God's Rebuke

  • Play r Don't provoke my anger...

Abilities

Spear of Mars
On cast
50% chance

Pinning an enemy

  • Play 120 Execution style!
  • Play r It's gonna be a massacre!
  • Play 120 Pinned doesn't even describe it!
  • Play 120 Perfect, of course!
  • Play 120 Called it!
  • Play r Yeeeesss!

Pinning an enemy onto an allied tower

  • Play 120 Unleash hell!
  • Play r I like mine spit fired!

Pinning an enemy onto the walls of the Arena of Blood

  • Play 120 Writhe before you die!
  • Play 120 Make them bleed!
  • Play r Are you not entertained?!

God's Rebuke
On cast
50% chance

10% chance

  • Play r I never let go of my shield!

Hitting 1 or more heroes
50% chance

  • Play 120 Soak it in!
  • Play 120 You're welcome!
  • Play r Back, dogs!
  • Play 120 Crunchy!
  • Play r Jawbreaker!

50% chance, at less than 20% health

  • Play r Away from me, peasants!
  • Play r You're all so close!

Hitting 5 heroes

  • Play r Try to make it a challenge.

Hitting nothing
50% chance

Killing an invisible enemy
75% chance

  • Play r I'll shatter the air itself to find you!

Bulwark
Blocking a single large instance of damage

  • Play r Thank Vulcan!
  • Play r Thank Vulcan for once!
  • Play r Strike hard as you can!
  • Play r You can't cut down a god!
  • Play r You gave it your best.

Blocking a large amount of damage over a short time

  • Play r Hahaha! Shield unyielding!
  • Play 240 Should I drop the shield?
  • Play 240 You've got nothing!

Arena Of Blood
On cast
50% chance

25% chance, at less than 20% health

  • Play r WITNESS MEEEE!

10% chance

  • Play Tooo the death!

Killing an enemy within the arena
50% chance

  • Play r Perhaps another joins the Ash Legion!
  • Play r Forgive my men. They used to be mortal.

Enemy dies within the arena

  • Play The gods find you lacking.
  • Play You have no business here!
  • Play Say hello to my uncle!
  • Play What now your dreams of glory?
  • Play All that will be remembered is that you fell.
  • Play Face your ancestors in the afterlife!
  • Play You die in my shadow!
  • Play Death smiles at you!
  • Play You dishonor the rites of blood!
  • Play r They're playing my song!

15% chance

  • Play 300 DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!

Arena expires while living enemy heroes are inside
50% chance

  • Play 240 Mercy stays my hand!
  • Play 240 Call it a warning!
  • Play 240 Damn!
  • Play 240 Damn! Damn damn!
  • Play 240 Nooooo!

Leveling up

  • Play More power?!
  • Play r I thought I peaked!
  • Play r At this rate, the whole god moniker feels a bit quaint.
  • Play I defy what's possible!
  • Play Praise me!
  • Play Lovely, golden laurels!
  • Play Ah, yes!
  • Play My blood rises!
  • Play Woa hoa ho ho!
  • Play Bow before the might of Mars!
  • Play Mars ascends!
  • Play The heavens can't contain me!

Killing an enemy

  • Play Ahahah! You call that a fight?
  • Play r Cheer up! Even my lesser foes are remembered.
  • Play Through blood, victory!
  • Play What, down already?
  • Play It's an honorable death, by my hand!
  • Play Don't look at me. It's your own damn fault!
  • Play There, there. Have a good cry in the afterlife.
  • Play Look into my eyes!
  • Play r Ha ha ha! I'll always remember how foolish you looked...
  • Play The only one surprised by this is you.
  • Play Any more where that came from?
  • Play You're not fit to fight in my war!
  • Play Best you leave the fighting to a real hero.
  • Play Come on, get up! Oh...you're spent...
  • Play Raah! Give me more!
  • Play Ahhhhh!
  • Play Uyaaah!
  • Play Ha ha ha!
  • Play Ah ah ah ah ha!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh ho ho ho ho ha ha haha!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha ha haa!
  • Play Huh huh. Aha ha hahah ah ahaha!
  • Play Huh Huh aha ha ha ah ha ha haa!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha haa!
  • Play Huh ha ha ha haa!
  • Play Huh ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play You'll never stand equal to Mars!
  • Play Why does anyone even try?

Very late game

  • Play r Can we hurry this along? I already know how it ends...

15% chance, mid-game and onward

  • Play r DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA! DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!

10% chance

  • Play r Mars the Impaler!

Killing a specific enemy
25% chance

  • Play Abaddon minimap icon.png r You sip at the cup of power. I have no need.
  • Play Abaddon minimap icon.png r Even I know when to stop swinging, Abaddon.
  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png r There's no honor in killing the little one, but I'll enjoy it all the same.
  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png r Stimulants are nothing to a god's strength!
  • Play Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r It always feels good to kill an ancient one.
  • Play Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png r Ah, that feels nice. I'd worked up a sweat!
  • Play Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r A coward meets his fate!
  • Play Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r The only fun in fighting you was when you died.
  • Play Arc Warden minimap icon.png r You didn't need to go through all the trouble.
  • Play Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Don't worry, Zet. I'll bring them all crashing down.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png r You lack none of the brutality of war and you still had no chance.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png r Haha! That was fun, but the outcome was predictable!
  • Play Bane minimap icon.png r My nightmares evacuate bigger than you!
  • Play Batrider minimap icon.png r This is where mortal bravery leads.
  • Play Beastmaster minimap icon.png r Master of nothing!
  • Play Beastmaster minimap icon.png r Even the beasts will prostrate themselves before me!
  • Play Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r You caught the wrong scent, Bloodseeker.
  • Play Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r What I'll do to you is nothing to what I have in store for your masters!
  • Play Brewmaster minimap icon.png r The mourners will be fresh with drink!
  • Play Brewmaster minimap icon.png r I never heard any toasts in my name!
  • Play Bristleback minimap icon.png r Stand or flee, it makes no difference!
  • Play Bristleback minimap icon.png r These quills have a nice tingle to them!
  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r Now to harvest the eggs!
  • Play Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Know your place, Centaur!
  • Play Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r Your old arena title means nothing.
  • Play Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r The order of my ranks withstands the chaos charge!
  • Play Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r Gods forge order from the chaos!
  • Play Chen minimap icon.png r No matter how many creatures you enslave, you die alone, you weak-willed fool.
  • Play Clinkz minimap icon.png r Problem solved! You should have come to me sooner.
  • Play Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Just remember, I didn't break your spine. Your own armor did that.
  • Play Clockwerk minimap icon.png r If you can't fight skin bared, you can't fight at all!
  • Play Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r Are you sure you're in the right place?
  • Play Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r If it's on the battlefield, I kill it!
  • Play Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Sharpest point wins!
  • Play Dark Seer minimap icon.png r Your strategy played right into my strategy!
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r I used to pluck the wings from faeries as a boy. I thought I was past that!
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Vex me no more!
  • Play Dazzle minimap icon.png r Respectable, but I've seen many last longer.
  • Play Dazzle minimap icon.png r Secrets of Dezun? Please. I've seen things you priests wouldn't believe.
  • Play Death Prophet minimap icon.png r I warned you to keep your mouth shut around me!
  • Play Death Prophet minimap icon.png r Your powers hold no sway over the gods, crone!
  • Play Disruptor minimap icon.png r Sparkle hard, little guy! Haha!
  • Play Disruptor minimap icon.png r I hate lightning!
  • Play Doom minimap icon.png r A true warrior doesn't need a dramatic name.
  • Play Doom minimap icon.png r There, I've cured you of your God envy.
  • Play Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Hahaha, now that's a shield bash!
  • Play Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r Dragons make a fine mount, but you don't have the temperament.
  • Play Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Ugh, you horrid creature. I've done the world a favor!
  • Play Drow Ranger minimap icon.png r Your puny wind just makes my cape blow even more attractively.
  • Play Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r Boulder smash!
  • Play Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r Well, that was easy enough. Can cross you off the list.
  • Play Earthshaker minimap icon.png r Your mind is like porridge. How could you have won?
  • Play Earthshaker minimap icon.png r I decide who trembles.
  • Play Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Oh, something about that felt extra nice.
  • Play Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Alright...Kill titan? Check!
  • Play Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Sometimes it's just fun to destroy a truly rare specimen.
  • Play Ember Spirit minimap icon.png r Flame...out.
  • Play Enchantress minimap icon.png r Aw, damn. This one's not even gold!
  • Play Enchantress minimap icon.png r Stoke the fire and carve a spit!
  • Play Enigma minimap icon.png r You've lost a step, grandpa.
  • Play Faceless Void minimap icon.png r I'll poke two holes here so you can see the river Styx.
  • Play Faceless Void minimap icon.png r I had time enough to dispatch YOU.
  • Play Grimstroke minimap icon.png r You leave nothing of worth behind.
  • Play Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Give my regards to your masters!
  • Play Huskar minimap icon.png r Hahaha, the Nothl Realm! I've seen bigger latrines!
  • Play Huskar minimap icon.png r So eager to die?
  • Play Invoker minimap icon.png r Get good, youngin.
  • Play Invoker minimap icon.png r I don't need all that fancy crap to kick your ass!
  • Play Io minimap icon.png r Why has it come to this, Io?
  • Play Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Now my uncle's collection is complete.
  • Play Juggernaut minimap icon.png r Your bladework was unoriginal.
  • Play Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Your brilliance ends in darkness, old man. Just like all the rest...
  • Play Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r All who came before me must perish!
  • Play Kunkka minimap icon.png r Drown on your tears, you salty mess.
  • Play Kunkka minimap icon.png r How many times do you need to die before you learn your lesson?
  • Play Legion Commander minimap icon.png r You should have chosen literally anyone else.
  • Play Legion Commander minimap icon.png r And I heard you were such a great commander. Hahah!
  • Play Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Hard to bite down with a spear in your gullet!
  • Play Lifestealer minimap icon.png r You should thank me, creature. This death brings honor to one I suspect has none!
  • Play Lion minimap icon.png r At least you already know the way!
  • Play Lion minimap icon.png r A single augmentation can't make up for the paltry sum of your parts.
  • Play Luna minimap icon.png r Your mistress is next.
  • Play Luna minimap icon.png r There's no pleasure in the killing of sheep.
  • Play Lycan minimap icon.png r Shift your way out of that!
  • Play Lycan minimap icon.png r The question now becomes... Shall I skin you for a rug?
  • Play Magnus minimap icon.png r This is the ugliest damn unicorn I've ever killed.
  • Play Magnus minimap icon.png r The horn doesn't look that valuable to me... But maybe for drinking!
  • Play Mirana minimap icon.png r Poor little princess. Poised to the last... for naught.
  • Play Mirana minimap icon.png r You chose the wrong god, princess.
  • Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r I'll have to embellish your death when I tell this story...
  • Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r It's hard to believe it took this long for someone to kill you.
  • Play Morphling minimap icon.png r Consider your life sated.
  • Play Naga Siren minimap icon.png r Sing your song for my uncle. See if he cares!
  • Play Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png r Ugh, that almost felt like...work!
  • Play Necrophos minimap icon.png r This spear cures all ailments!
  • Play Necrophos minimap icon.png r I would have once found your pursuits amusing, Necrophos. No more.
  • Play Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Aren't you beautiful? I'll mount your head above the mantle!
  • Play Night Stalker minimap icon.png r Fly-by-night, indeed!
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r You were brain dead already.
  • Play Omniknight minimap icon.png r Oops. I thought you'd surrender when things got tough.
  • Play Omniknight minimap icon.png r I had no quarrel with your worthless god...only with you!
  • Play Oracle minimap icon.png r I'll keep your tongue as a talisman for a time!
  • Play Oracle minimap icon.png r Mortal royalty should thank me!
  • Play Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png r You're just a glorified guard dog.
  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r You die as you lived, like a fool.
  • Play Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r There's no grace in this death, assassin.
  • Play Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Is this your knife in my shield, wastrel?
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Any of you left standing?
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Attacking from all sides? A classic mistake!
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png r Your flesh will rest upon this field for all of time, a monument to my victory!
  • Play Razor minimap icon.png r The help shouldn't lift a hand against their betters.
  • Play Razor minimap icon.png r Did you take me for mortal, whipping boy?
  • Play Rubick minimap icon.png r At least you tried to steal from the best.
  • Play Rubick minimap icon.png r Not so grand after all!
  • Play Sand King minimap icon.png r I abandon you to a desert of the forgotten!
  • Play Sand King minimap icon.png r Let that be a message to all deserters!
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png r Where'd you learn how to use a trident?
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png r Just like spearfishing! Ahahaha!
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png r My spear will never rust!
  • Play Slark minimap icon.png r Slippery little bastard!
  • Play Slark minimap icon.png r I'll use your guts as bait for a bigger fish.
  • Play Spectre minimap icon.png r Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in the middle of something?
  • Play Spectre minimap icon.png r You're out of practice, Spectre. Too soft for the real fight.
  • Play Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Shame to kill such an interesting beast. At least it was fun.
  • Play Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r If only you'd bent to my will... Oh well. I may keep the ring.
  • Play Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r Each one of your kin will die by my hand!
  • Play Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r I thought I could use you. I was wrong.
  • Play Sven minimap icon.png r God's strength! Hmmm...
  • Play Sven minimap icon.png r Your past accomplishments mean nothing, and your future is at an end.
  • Play Terrorblade minimap icon.png r Bedtime stories for demons don't scare me.
  • Play Terrorblade minimap icon.png r I didn't come here to send you back, Terrorblade... Only to put you down.
  • Play Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Even the one you serve serves another.
  • Play Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Not today, polliwog.
  • Play Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Normally I wouldn't trouble myself with the touched...
  • Play Timbersaw minimap icon.png r Well, found the cure for madness!
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png r Best to melt this down before someone else gets any bright ideas.
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png r The gods will not suffer a mortal so clever as you.
  • Play Tiny minimap icon.png r Crushing rocks is a baby's game!
  • Play Tiny minimap icon.png r You'll make a fine whetstone for my spear.
  • Play Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Heavy timber falls with ease!
  • Play Treant Protector minimap icon.png r Fear not, I shall build something grand with you!
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r Your meaningless fights sully the name of war!
  • Play Tusk minimap icon.png r This is where your limitations begin, and you end.
  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png r They say you commanded armies. Did others fight in your place?
  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png r There were many who prayed for your death, Underlord. Prayers answered.
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png r There is nothing that I cannot kill!
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png r The dirge is a nice tune, but you can't carry it for a damn.
  • Play Viper minimap icon.png r Time for a new pair of boots!
  • Play Visage minimap icon.png r You're a mere decoration compared to me!
  • Play Warlock minimap icon.png r Your Ozkavosh isn't even passable!
  • Play Warlock minimap icon.png r What did you think was going to happen, bookworm?
  • Play Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r Write a poem about it in the afterlife.
  • Play Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r It'll take more than chants and charms, you imbecile.
  • Play Wraith King minimap icon.png r I know a thing or two about hubris, and you had this coming!
  • Play Wraith King minimap icon.png r I'll scatter your bones from here to the pits of hell!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r This isn't your pantheon anymore, old man.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r I've been waiting a long time for this!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r I thought that would be much more satisfying...
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r You're just as pathetic a mortal as you were a god...
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Mother will be pleased!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r I didn't come here to exchange pleasantries. It's time for you to die!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r You call yourself a god?
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r There's something beautiful to all of this.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r My father? Let me tell you about my father...
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r You whine like a mortal fool.
  • Play Medusa minimap icon.png r Yours was a sad tale. But now it's over!
  • Play Medusa minimap icon.png r It is with a heart of stone I lay you to rest, Gorgon...
  • Play Riki minimap icon.png r None pass unseen into the underworld!
  • Play Riki minimap icon.png r This is why your kind should stick to frivolities.
  • Play Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Of all the demons, you should have known better, Shadow Fiend.
  • Play Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r Stick to the sideshow work, magician!
  • Play Silencer minimap icon.png r What do you know? Silence is nice after all!
  • Play Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Power dependent upon allegiance is no power at all!
  • Play Sniper minimap icon.png r You almost count for half a kill.
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r That's from everyone!
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r You could have saved us all a lot of trouble and done this yourself.
  • Play Windranger minimap icon.png r Blow away!
  • Play u Mother will be pleased!
  • Play u You should have offered me a cookie!
  • Play u The lizard's death is on you!
  • Play u Get out of my head!
  • Play u No one controls a god while I'm around!
  • Play u There is something seriously wrong!
  • Play u Not even the fates control me!
  • Play u You should have made me kill myself, because that was your only chance!
  • Play u It's important to savor some of the special ones.
  • Play u Now to find your litter to raid.
  • Play u Auf auf! Auf!
  • Play u Auf auf auf auf!
  • Play u Auf! Auf auf auf!
  • Play u After all I've done for you!
  • Play u When you charge at me, you'd best not miss!
  • Play u I cannot see your wounds for the tears in my eyes...

First blood

  • Play First Blood!
  • Play Ahahahaha! Not much to that really!
  • Play As goes my spear goes the war!
  • Play You're all playing my game now.

25% chance

  • Play First Blood! Haha! I thought it'd come sooner.

5% chance

  • Play First Blood! My right, taken!

Meeting an enemy

During early-mid game, within 1000 radius
25% chance

  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r You're gonna look real funny with no legs, Arachnia. Just to let you know.
  • Play Io minimap icon.png r Come to your senses! This behavior leads only to ruin!
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r How about I just kill one head, Ogre?
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png r Your corpse will be lasting monument to my greatness!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r I'll beat you to death with an olive branch!

Meeting an ally

During early game, within 1000 radius
30% chance

  • Play Abaddon minimap icon.png r I'm done with the dour. What reason have I to worry?
  • Play Alchemist minimap icon.png r So how far can you throw that little goblin? Friendly competition?
  • Play Arc Warden minimap icon.png r You didn't need to go through all the trouble. I could have solved this problem for you ages ago.
  • Play Arc Warden minimap icon.png r Which one of you two would win in a fight?
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png r People say we'd make a good team. But don't get carried away; I make a good team with anyone.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png r Red skin in battle must be pretty convenient. Not that I'd need it, but you know... for you.
  • Play Bane minimap icon.png r So strange to see you when I'm awake, Bane. I thought you only came in pleasant dreams...
  • Play Bane minimap icon.png r Oh! This guy's creepy... Just what we needed!
  • Play Batrider minimap icon.png r What did I just step in?!
  • Play Batrider minimap icon.png r I didn't catch your name, flappy.
  • Play Beastmaster minimap icon.png r Don't worry. They don't even hurt the animals in the sacrifice, they only slaughter them.
  • Play Beastmaster minimap icon.png r You'll love roaring in the arena!
  • Play Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r This is going to be fun. Oh, and when we're done here, tell the Flayed Twins I'm coming for them. Happy hunting!
  • Play Bloodseeker minimap icon.png r I had a kind of a hound once. He got on mother's bad side...
  • Play Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r If someone puts a contract on my father, I'll double your fee to leave him for me.
  • Play Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png r No, I don't need your services, Bounty Hunter. Lot of names on my list, but I've got as long as it takes and longer!
  • Play Brewmaster minimap icon.png r All right! I was hoping we'd run into each other.
  • Play Brewmaster minimap icon.png r If you can't do it drunk, it's not worth doing.
  • Play Bristleback minimap icon.png r If you were under my command, turning your back would mean death.
  • Play Bristleback minimap icon.png r Blood, viscera...the stench of battle? Don't mar it with your foul goo.
  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r Are any of these babies up for adoption?
  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r Maybe I'll settle down and have kids someday...
  • Play Broodmother minimap icon.png r Fancy seeing you here, Arachnia!
  • Play Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r I carry an apple for just such an occasion!
  • Play Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png r You're a bit ugly, but you might make a passable companion.
  • Play Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r There's a lot to like about you, Chaos Knight. But I don't get the feeling you're on my side...
  • Play Chaos Knight minimap icon.png r And at my heels, the riders of a grim dawn!
  • Play Chen minimap icon.png r Honestly, Ken, you're lucky I acknowledge your presence at all.
  • Play Chen minimap icon.png r Hey, Ken, got a line on any chimeras? Oh, sorry Chen.
  • Play Clockwerk minimap icon.png r Maybe you should sit this one out if you're so worried about getting scratched...
  • Play Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r What's your game, really, Maiden?
  • Play Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png r I know a thing or two about sibling rivalry. The only outcome is war!
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r The petty politics of your people are of little interest to me, faerie.
  • Play Disruptor minimap icon.png r I feel inclined to like you for some reason, Disruptor...
  • Play Doom minimap icon.png r I'm not interested in talking about my father. Or hearing about yours.
  • Play Doom minimap icon.png r Your filial defiance is inspiring, Doom Bringer.
  • Play Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r You're fortunate, friend. Most mortals never know the power you now possess.
  • Play Dragon Knight minimap icon.png r All things considered, you should take more care around dying animals.
  • Play Earth Spirit minimap icon.png r I always excelled at boulder toss as a child.
  • Play Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Are we kin, Titan?
  • Play Elder Titan minimap icon.png r Why so serious? There's battle ahead!
  • Play Enchantress minimap icon.png r I think I've 'et some of your relatives!
  • Play Enigma minimap icon.png r I'll stay my spear today, Enigma. But I make no promises in the days to come.
  • Play Faceless Void minimap icon.png r When you were a child, did you blow time bubbles?
  • Play Faceless Void minimap icon.png r Are you ageless as well, traveller?
  • Play Grimstroke minimap icon.png r Your personality paints me in an even godlier light.
  • Play Grimstroke minimap icon.png r I've done some--in hindsight--morally questionable things. But for fun! Your crimes just seem petty.
  • Play Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r You use the fire dust amusingly, Mr. Copter.
  • Play Gyrocopter minimap icon.png r Just get ready to drop that bomb in the arena!
  • Play Huskar minimap icon.png r Someday we will fight, and it will be glorious.
  • Play Huskar minimap icon.png r No, no, no! The priests are supposed to worship *you*, not the other way around.
  • Play Invoker minimap icon.png r Yours is a special kind of vanity, Invoker.
  • Play Invoker minimap icon.png r Let me juggle your tiny orbs, Invoker!
  • Play Io minimap icon.png r My oldest friend... You've helped me through some dark times.
  • Play Io minimap icon.png r No one gets me like you do, Io.
  • Play Jakiro minimap icon.png r Fire and ice! Reminds me of a song I once heard.
  • Play Juggernaut minimap icon.png r How does that mask stay on when you're spinning?
  • Play Juggernaut minimap icon.png r There must be something broken in your inner ear, Yurnero.
  • Play Kunkka minimap icon.png r Sing me a song, Admiral. The grog is working!
  • Play Kunkka minimap icon.png r If only you'd met me sooner. I know someone with an amount of influence in matters nautical!
  • Play Legion Commander minimap icon.png r I invented dueling, you know.
  • Play Legion Commander minimap icon.png r Finally, someone with a proper sense of battle attire!
  • Play Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Do you even know why we fight, creature?
  • Play Lifestealer minimap icon.png r Stick with me and you'll go as far as one of your ill fortune can get.
  • Play Lina minimap icon.png r It's fair to blame your parents, Lina. Sounds like the whole mess was really their fault.
  • Play Lion minimap icon.png r You pretend to be so wicked, Lion. But I saw you dancing!
  • Play Lion minimap icon.png r Of all the powers to seek...why demonkind?!
  • Play Luna minimap icon.png r So you used to hurt folks and now try to help? How's it working out?
  • Play Lycan minimap icon.png r The mortal mind considers such gifts a curse?
  • Play Magnus minimap icon.png r I feel some good vibes coming off of you, new friend!
  • Play Mirana minimap icon.png r You're soft-headed, but I guess you mean well.
  • Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r I'd heard stories, but you're even more annoying face to face...
  • Play Naga Siren minimap icon.png r My spear sings in harmony, Naga!
  • Play Necrophos minimap icon.png r Remind me never to step indoors with you. Phew!
  • Play Night Stalker minimap icon.png r I've followed some of your work, Night Stalker. I'm expecting big things!
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Fascinating! There's a massive growth on this ogre's head!
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png r Stand back everyone! This ogre's going to cast a spell on you.
  • Play Omniknight minimap icon.png r Look, I humor you priest, but don't push it.
  • Play Omniknight minimap icon.png r I'm always accepting new worshippers, Omniknight.
  • Play Oracle minimap icon.png r That's not what an oracle looks like!
  • Play Oracle minimap icon.png r If you spoil the ending of this fight, I'll...Well, I'm sure you can work out the rest!
  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r Most Gallants are complete idiots. You're not so bad!
  • Play Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Pray to whatever god you believe in that my name never appears on your list.
  • Play Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png r Do you even like your job, assassin?
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r Hey Lancer, need any tips?
  • Play Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png r And to think, you could have died as just another pathetic mortal.
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png r You know, Quoidge wouldn't even exist without me.
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png r Today's going to be a busy day, butcher!
  • Play Pugna minimap icon.png r I would never guess we had so much in common!
  • Play Queen of Pain minimap icon.png r It's all a pleasure to me too, Akasha.
  • Play Razor minimap icon.png r Oh great, the bureaucracy is here too...
  • Play Razor minimap icon.png r Don't worry, Razor, no one's trying to have any fun here...
  • Play Riki minimap icon.png r I don't know if you know this, but I can still kind of see you...
  • Play Riki minimap icon.png r You're a teetotaler? What does that mean?
  • Play Rubick minimap icon.png r Folks seem to give you a wide berth, Rubick. Maybe wash the robes?
  • Play Rubick minimap icon.png r You remind me of a tutor I once killed.
  • Play Sand King minimap icon.png r Why, who'd want to be king of sand?
  • Play Sand King minimap icon.png r Get in there sandy claws! Hey, you said it first.
  • Play Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Fighting demons is almost beneath me. So befriending one probably is too.
  • Play Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png r Do gods even have souls, demon? I thought we were kind of....pre-soul.
  • Play Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r A mortal has no business transmogrifying anything!
  • Play Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png r A troll spellcaster? Huh! What will they think of next?
  • Play Silencer minimap icon.png r Quiet is boring.
  • Play Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png r Take it from me, Skywrath, that ship has sailed.
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png r Do you know how to whistle, Slardar?
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png r The drylands are glad to have you in this fight, Slardar.
  • Play Slark minimap icon.png r I don't often associate with common criminals, but I'm feeling generous.
  • Play Sniper minimap icon.png r It's funny because on one hand, look how you make war! But on the other, at least you make war...
  • Play Sniper minimap icon.png r Nothing like going into battle a little shorthanded, eh? Hehehe.
  • Play Spectre minimap icon.png r You take care of the boring stuff. I'll do the rest!
  • Play Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Where do you think you're going?!
  • Play Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png r Don't get started before I'm in the fray!
  • Play Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r If anyone asks, you're the lord of thunder in my book!
  • Play Storm Spirit minimap icon.png r You should come to my next family reunion. You'd be a hit!
  • Play Sven minimap icon.png r Break out a warcry, Sven! Or your heart's not in it!
  • Play Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Know any good fishing holes?
  • Play Tidehunter minimap icon.png r Your kind don't need to fear me anymore, Tidehunter. Those capricious days are behind me.
  • Play Timbersaw minimap icon.png r You do pretty well for a sniveling coward, Rizzrack!
  • Play Timbersaw minimap icon.png r With your help, an army of spearmen could be outfitted in no time!
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png r Yours is a particularly foul kind of magic, Tinker. Almost any mortal might wield it!
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png r What do you mean you don't believe in gods, Tinker?
  • Play Tiny minimap icon.png r Teeny... Puny... Miniscule... Infinitesimal! There were plenty of better choices.
  • Play Treant Protector minimap icon.png r I'm only a handful of generations into this whole helping people thing. Any pointers?
  • Play Treant Protector minimap icon.png r In the old days, I never stopped to admire how beautiful the battlefield really is.
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r I already tire of your antics, Troll...
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png r The trolls I've killed have been a lot bigger...
  • Play Tusk minimap icon.png r You've got the right idea, Tusk. Most of these fools walk a grim path.
  • Play Tusk minimap icon.png r If you had a longer lifespan, you might really be something someday, Tusk!
  • Play Underlord minimap icon.png r I'll see how well you fight before I bother talking to you...
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png r Listen, you don't need to actually hum the dirge. It does just fine on its own.
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png r Funny, I'll never have a tombstone...
  • Play Visage minimap icon.png r How can you stand that Razor fellow?
  • Play Visage minimap icon.png r I appreciate your position, Visage, even if I don't desire it.
  • Play Warlock minimap icon.png r Burn your scrolls, wizard! This is war, not some damned symposium!
  • Play Warlock minimap icon.png r How do you even lift that tome, wizard?
  • Play Windranger minimap icon.png r I love how you slay with a smile, ranger.
  • Play Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png r You're the oddest dragon I've ever seen, and I've seen Jakiro!
  • Play Witch Doctor minimap icon.png r What do you want from me little man?! Oh, you're here to fight?
  • Play Wraith King minimap icon.png r Admit it, you wish you could be me, Ostarion.
  • Play Wraith King minimap icon.png r You had to work so hard for cut-rate immortality...
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Keep that thunder to yourself. I don't wanna hear it, Zeus.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r No, this isn't a chance to re-forge a broken bond. I'm not interested.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Just shut up already! I know what I'm doing.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r It's been too long since you overthrew the titans, Zeus. Perhaps it's time for a new godly order.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r I don't answer to that name anymore, you old fool.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Get out of my sight!
  • Play Anti-Mage minimap icon.png r I respect your methods, Anti-Mage, but you've really got to lighten up!
  • Play Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r What kind of example are you setting for the youngsters, Ezalor?
  • Play Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png r Long have I admired your steed, Ezalor.
  • Play Medusa minimap icon.png r My apologies, Gorgon. I was in no position to help anyone in those days...
  • Play Medusa minimap icon.png r If my father showed any true leadership, your family's woes would never have come to pass.
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r Break out the fireworks, little ones!
  • Play Terrorblade minimap icon.png r So which inane demonic law did you run afoul of, Terrorblade?
  • Play u It's rare to see one of those beasties tamed!
  • Play u Can he spit a bit of that on my spear here?
  • Play u Ah la la la! I caaaan't heeaaar yoooouuu!
  • Play u Wait, I don't see any strings...
  • Play u When I put an enemy in the arena, don't let them out!
  • Play u Do you understand language, beastie?
  • Play u You can chew on whatever I leave in my wake!
  • Play u Together again. This time will be different, I promise!
  • Play u Where does the time go, my dear? You've been away too long...

Last hitting

  • Play Whaddaya know?!
  • Play A pleasant sound...
  • Play All mine!
  • Play Oh, for me?!
  • Play Did you hear something?
  • Play A nice snack.
  • Play It gets the blood up...
  • Play I see why mortals like this.
  • Play Yes, please.
  • Play I'll take it.
  • Play r Is this how all fortunes are made?
  • Play r Confusing...but delightful!
  • Play r Wait. Do creeps have pockets?
  • Play Stout, for a little guy...
  • Play Enough practice!
  • Play 120 How many more?
  • Play r Meh. Mundane...
  • Play 120 Perfect form.
  • Play Have any done it better?

5% chance

  • Play r Soup to nuts!

Last-hitting at less than 20% health

  • Play Whaddaya know?!
  • Play A pleasant sound...
  • Play All mine!
  • Play For me?!
  • Play Did you hear something?
  • Play A nice snack.
  • Play It gets the blood up...
  • Play r I see why mortals like this.
  • Play Yes, please.
  • Play I'll take it.
  • Play r Is this how all fortunes are made?
  • Play Confusing...but delightful!
  • Play r Wait. Do creeps have pockets?
  • Play Stout, for a little guy...
  • Play r Enough practice!
  • Play How many more?
  • Play r Mundane...
  • Play Perfect form.
  • Play r Have any done it better?

5% chance

  • Play r Soup to nuts!

Denying

  • Play r Damn the costs!
  • Play No!
  • Play It's my right!
  • Play That's mine too!
  • Play r Give me more!
  • Play Aha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh! Aha! That's one of ours!
  • Play r There, there.
  • Play I couldn't help myself...
  • Play r He just...ran into my spear!
  • Play 240 All's fair!
  • Play 120 Spare me the tears...
  • Play r Just hastening the inevitable.
  • Play r His family will understand.
  • Play Denied!
  • Play Denied!
  • Play r Deeee-nied!
  • Play r Deeee-nied!
  • Play r Deniiiiiiiied!
  • Play r Deniiiiiiiied!
  • Play 120 Masterfully denied!
  • Play 120 Masterfully denied!

Denying at less than 20% health

  • Play No!
  • Play It's my right!
  • Play That's mine too!
  • Play Give me more!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha hoa...
  • Play Oh! Aha! That's one of ours!
  • Play There, there.
  • Play I couldn't help myself...
  • Play He just...ran into my spear!
  • Play All's fair!
  • Play Spare me the tears...
  • Play Just hastening the inevitable.
  • Play His family will understand.
  • Play Denied!
  • Play Deeee-nied!
  • Play Deniiiiiiiied!
  • Play Denied.
  • Play Masterfully denied!

Acquiring an item

  • Play Take your shiny coins and be done with it!
  • Play A fine trade!
  • Play You'll wish you'd paid tribute...
  • Play There, is that enough of this money you whine for?
  • Play Give me my due!

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r I don't know why, but I want this.
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r I'll figure something out.
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r It kind of looks like a spear...
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink Dagger!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r We'll go far together, little knife!
  • Play Scythe of Vyse (5700) r Scythe of Vyse!
  • Play Linken's Sphere (5050) r Linkin's Sphere!
  • Play Linken's Sphere (5050) r Does it come in red?
  • Play Dagon (2700) r Dagon!
  • Play Dagon (2700) r Red Lightning? Hmm....
  • Play Eul's Scepter of Divinity (2750) r Divine Scepter!
  • Play Orchid Malevolence (4075) r Orchid Malevolence!
  • Play Shiva's Guard (4750) r Shiva's Guard!
  • Play Force Staff (2250) r Force Staff!
  • Play Satanic (5300) r Satanic.
  • Play Satanic (5300) r They'll beg me to stop!
  • Play Satanic (5300) r Invigorating slaughter!
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5200) r Heart of Tarrasque.
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5200) r It's almost as good as MY heart!
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5200) r Tarrasque? I thought I took care of those...
  • Play Bloodthorn (7205) r Bloodthorn!
  • Play Octarine Core (5900) r Octarine Core.
  • Play Mjollnir (5600) r Mjollnir.
  • Play Assault Cuirass (5250) r Assault Cuirass.
  • Play Abyssal Blade (6650) r Abyssal Blade.
  • Play Skull Basher (2950) r Basher!
  • Play Skull Basher (2950) r Bashing!
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Radiance!
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Aww, does it burn?
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Ooh, crispy.
  • Play Radiance (5150) r The tingling means it's working!
  • Play Eye of Skadi (5500) r Eye of Skadi.
  • Play Hurricane Pike (4600) r Hurricane Pike?
  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r Divine Rapier...
  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r Rapier!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5100) r Refresher Orb.
  • Play Butterfly (5475) r Butterfly.
  • Play Hand of Midas (2150) r Hand of Midas.
  • Play Manta Style (4700) r Manta Style.
  • Play Manta Style (4700) r Dodge? What for?
  • Play Daedalus (5330) r Daedalus.
  • Play Desolator (3500) r Desolator.
  • Play Desolator (3500) r This'll get right to the point...
  • Play Desolator (3500) r Politics aside, I like it!
  • Play Diffusal Blade (3150) r Diffusal Blade.
  • Play Echo Sabre (2650) r Echo Sabre.
  • Play Shadow Blade (2800) r Shadow Blade.
  • Play Heaven's Halberd (3450) r Heaven's Halberd.
  • Play Monkey King Bar (4175) r Monkey King Bar.
  • Play Monkey King Bar (4175) r Are you sure this is even a weapon? Looks like some sort of measuring stick...
  • Play Black King Bar (4050) r Black King Bar.
  • Play Black King Bar (4050) r I thought this came standard...
  • Play Black King Bar (4050) r It isn't glamorous...but it does the trick!
  • Play Gem of True Sight (900) r Gem of True Sight.
  • Play Gem of True Sight (900) r I would have seen them anyway...
  • Play Sange and Yasha (4100) r Sange & Yasha.
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r Everyone! Look! I bought... Wards!
  • Play Observer Ward (75) r Ahah! They'll never expect these.
  • Play Bottle (650) r Drinks on me!
  • Play Kaya (2050) r Kaya
  • Play Kaya and Sange (4100) r Sange & Kaya
  • Play Yasha and Kaya (4100) r Kaya & Yasha
  • Play Rod of Atos (2750) r Rod of Atos
  • Play Nullifier (4700) r Nullifier.
  • Play Aeon Disk (3100) r Aeon Disk.
  • Play Spirit Vessel (2975) r Spirit Vessel.
  • Play Silver Edge (5550) r Silver Edge.
  • Play Meteor Hammer (2625) r Meteor Hammer.
  • Play Ghost Scepter (1500) r Ghost Scepter.
  • Play Ethereal Blade (4700) r Ethereal Blade.
  • Play Solar Crest (3875) r Solar Crest.
  • Play Lotus Orb (4000) r Lotus Orb.
  • Play Necronomicon (2400) r Necronomicon.
  • Play Glimmer Cape (1950) r Glimmer Cape.
  • Play Bloodstone (4900) r Bloodstone.
  • Play Aether Lens (2350) r Aether Lens
  • Play Crystalys (2130) r Crystalys
  • Play Smoke of Deceit (80) r Hmm, smoke. Prudent.
  • Play Vladmir's Offering (1925) r This'll bring the team together.
  • Play Vladmir's Offering (1925) r I've always liked a good scary mask.
  • Play Vanguard (2150) r More shields the better!
  • Play Vanguard (2150) r They don't call it rear guard. Let's go!
  • Play Skull Basher (2950) r I can hear the pulped brains already!
  • Play Skull Basher (2950) r Anyone have any fruit? For testing!
  • Play Hood of Defiance (1700) r No arcanery holds sway over the gods!
  • Play Hood of Defiance (1700) r Do your worst, wizards! My spear will find you!
  • Play Pipe of Insight (3025) r This thing proves magic's all in your head.
  • Play Pipe of Insight (3025) r Is that incense I smell?
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Immortality!

40% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal r Who wants to live forever?!

25% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal r Wait, why do I need this?
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Wait for it...

20% chance

  • Play Divine Rapier (6000) r Prepare for pain!

Dying

  • Play r What kind of war is this?!
  • Play You dare strike the god of war?!
  • Play I... Fall?!
  • Play Just...don't...tell my father...
  • Play Valor, my love... I've failed you.
  • Play I'll see you join me!
  • Play I didn't know...
  • Play My shield falls...
  • Play I'll be back...for you!
  • Play Well played! I didn't think you had what it takes...
  • Play So that's how it is?!
  • Play You've been practicing!
  • Play Well, well, well... A real killer on the loose...
  • Play I don't think you understand who you're dealing with!
  • Play You've made a powerful enemy!
  • Play My body falls, but the might of Mars will prevail!
  • Play I'm entitled to a rematch!
  • Play I am war; I am without end!
  • Play I will have my vengeance!
  • Play What is this madness?!

Dying to a specific hero

  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Impossible!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r No! Anyone but you!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Noooooooo!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Noooooooo!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r My empire is crumbling!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r This is what the fates give me?!

15% chance

  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Arugh!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Grrr. Raah Grrrhuhg.
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Urgh urgh!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Graagh!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Aaar!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Ruh grzg grgz gnk!
  • Play Zeus minimap icon.png r Grrrgghhh! Gaaah! Graaagh!

Respawning

  • Play Now that was a good trick!
  • Play I actually quite liked that!
  • Play Knew I'd be back!
  • Play You can't kill a god!
  • Play You'll have to do a lot more than kill me!
  • Play Dead? Not me. I just got here!
  • Play Not even a hangover!
  • Play All fresh and tingly! Hahaha!
  • Play I think they've worn out their welcome.
  • Play Grr! I'm the best!
  • Play The odds of that happening again have to be zero.
  • Play I never thought it'd come to this... Neat!
  • Play I had the strangest dream...
  • Play If that happens again, I might take it personally...

15% chance, mid-game and onward

  • Play r HmHmHm Hm Hm Hm-Hm-Hm!

10% chance

  • Play Mars! So good to see you!

5% chance

  • Play Hello! Mars here. Again...

Reincarnating

  • Play I'm not one to stay down...
  • Play You're going to regret this for the rest of your life!

Bottling Runes

  • Play Ha-yup!
  • Play Ploonk!
  • Play I love that sound.
  • Play Oh, you pretty thing...
  • Play I thought I might find this here...

35% chance

  • Play r Even I don't know where they come from... And I'm a god!

25% chance

  • Play r Hmm hmm hmm
  • Play r Hmm hmm hmm Hmmm...

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

  • Play 240 An arcanist's envy!
  • Play 240 Feel the arcane power...
  • Play r Even I can appreciate that.

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune
50% chance

40% chance

  • Play r I must have them all!

15% chance

  • Play r Mine is truly a blessed life.

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

  • Play Double Damage!
  • Play My favorite!
  • Play r I didn't think it was possible.

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

  • Play Illusion!
  • Play Oh, glorious day!
  • Play r You two, follow me!

5% chance

  • Play r There can be only one!

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

  • Play Invisibility!
  • Play r Sneak attack? What for?!
  • Play r Maybe I'll have a nap...

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

  • Play Regeneration!
  • Play r Like a dip in the sacred pools...
  • Play Not that I needed it...
  • Play Don't mind if I do.

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

  • Play I'm out of mana.
  • Play No mana...
  • Play Need some mana...

20% chance

  • Play Got any mana?
  • Play Even I need mana...

Second attempt within 10 seconds

20% chance

  • Play A little more mana...
  • Play I need mana.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

20% chance

  • Play Give me mana!
  • Play Where's the mana?!

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

35% chance

  • Play 120 The dogs are on us!

15% chance

  • Play 120 I'm under attack!
  • Play 120 I'm under attack!

5% chance

  • Play 120 The battle rages!
  • Play 120 They think to attack ME?!

Selecting

5 consecutive clicks on the hero
These are monologues, their lines always play in the same order. Which monologue gets chosen is random
"AOM" monologue

  • Play This age of gods will soon meet its end.
  • Play As my father struck down the titans, I too shall strike down the vestiges of his archaic pantheon!
  • Play What comes to pass when the ageless live on without change?
  • Play Through what endless cycles does one waste a god's ambition?
  • Play The selfish ways of my ancestors were long my ways...but no more!
  • Play By my father's many MANY examples, the hollow path of my lineage has been laid bare!
  • Play I disown my heritage, and vow that the flight of my spear will never again be so petty.
  • Play The pathetic mortals who have long feared my name shall have a new title to worship me by.
  • Play Rejoice! For the age of Mars begins!
  • Play u This age of gods will soon meet its end. As my father struck down the titans, I too shall strike down the vestiges of his archaic pantheon!
  • Play u What comes to pass when the ageless live on without change? Through what endless cycles does one waste a god's ambition? The selfish ways of my ancestors were long my ways...but no more! By my father's many MANY examples, the hollow path of my lineage has been laid bare!
  • Play u I disown my heritage, and vow that the flight of my spear will never again be so petty. The pathetic mortals who have long feared my name shall have a new title to worship me by. Rejoice! For the age of Mars begins!

"Village" monologue

  • Play The villagers sacrificed their last bull. Obviously, I felt compelled to help them. Damn the costs!
  • Play But the witch's magic claimed more and more of the simple folk, turning them against their kin - against even me!
  • Play I slew scores of them to reach the hag's stronghold.
  • Play But, once I took her head, every single possessed villager who was still alive returned mostly to normal.
  • Play Yes, I expect there was much rejoicing as the families collected their dead... And songs in my name. What a sight!
  • Play u The villagers sacrificed their last bull. Obviously, I felt compelled to help them. Damn the costs! But the witch's magic claimed more and more of the simple folk, turning them against their kin ? against even me! I slew scores of them to reach the hag's stronghold. But, once I took her head, every single possessed villager who was still alive returned mostly to normal. Yes, I expect there was much rejoicing as the families collected their dead... And songs in my name. What a sight!

"Diplomacy" monologue

  • Play Diplomacy? Ha! Why it's no different than war!
  • Play Face off against your enemy and take measure of their weakness. Then, threaten that which they hold most dear.
  • Play If they resist? Beat 'em to death with an olive branch.
  • Play It's just another battlefield. Don't trouble yourself!
  • Play u Diplomacy? Ha! Why it's no different than war! Face off against your enemy and take measure of their weakness. Then, threaten that which they hold most dear. If they resist? Beat 'em to death with an olive branch. It's just another battlefield. Don't trouble yourself!

4th monologue

  • Play Where have all the good wars gone?
  • Play The Stygian Conquests, the Wightfall Invasion...
  • Play The centuries-long campaigns against the the forces of the Continuum...
  • Play Battles that mattered, had consequence.
  • Play In the final push against Sheragndar, I didn't halt the song of my spear for the full cycle of an Ultorian moon.
  • Play The bodies in my wake, enough to fill mortal worlds! Ohh ho ho!
  • Play Ahh... It's not like today.
  • Play Today's war is...tedium. The same fight in a different trench. Each stake smaller than the last.
  • Play u But there's a great war left out there somewhere... I'll do whatever it takes to find it.
  • Play But there's a great war left out there somewhere... I'll do whatever it takes to find it.
  • Play Tremble, all who might stand against Mars!
  • Play To those behind, rally! To those ahead... Kneel!
  • Play u Where have all the good wars gone? The Stygian Conquests, the Wightfall Invasion... the centuries-long campaigns against the the forces of the Continuum... Battles that mattered, had consequence. In the final push against Sheragndar, I didn't halt the song of my spear for the full cycle of an Ultorian moon. The bodies in my wake, enough to fill mortal worlds! Hmmmm. It's not like today. Today's war is...tedium. The same fight in a different trench. Each stake smaller than the last. But there's a great war left out there somewhere... I'll do whatever it takes to find it.
  • Play u What kind of plan is that?! If we wait for these idiots to finish chanting, the beast will be asleep and helpless before we even attack it. I've got a better idea... WE GO IN! AHAHAHAHA!

Chat responses

Lane missing

  • Play Top is missing!
  • Play Middle is missing!
  • Play Bottom is missing!

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

  • Play Thanks!
  • Play Thank you!
  • Play Worthy of a god's praise!
  • Play I tip my spear!

40% chance

  • Play 240 My thanks will come later, when you least expect it.
  • Play 240 It's no small thing to be favored by the gods.

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, lmao, rofl, 15 seconds cooldown

5% chance

  • Play Huh ha ha ha! Uh huh ha ha ha ha! Huh huh uh ha haa!

Match end

Won

  • Play Wreath my spear with laurels!
  • Play A fitting end to another glorious battle!
  • Play It doesn't get old!
  • Play Add this one to the rolls!
  • Play Victory! Ahahaha!
  • Play Ahahaha! Did they think they could win?!
  • Play Yeeeesss! Ha ha ha ha haa!

Early-mid game

  • Play This arrangement works nicely!

5% chance

  • Play These creatures are not entirely without merit.

Lost

  • Play Noooooooo!
  • Play u Noooooooo!
  • Play I refuse to accept the terms!
  • Play No no no! That's not how it goes!
  • Play Noooooooo!

Early-mid game

  • Play I marched all day for this?!
  • Play Ugh, that's no good.

Cosmetic item drop

Common

Uncommon

  • Play I'll permit it.

Rare and higher

  • Play Yes, fitting!
  • Play A worthy tribute.
  • Play As is my due.

Chat wheel

  • Play u You're all children, playing at war.
  • Play u You're all playing my game now.
  • Play u THIS IS DOOOOTAAAAA!
  • Play u Ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha haa! Ah ha ha ha haaa!

Misc

Wizard

Happy

Yes

No

Taunting

  • Play There's nothing to it when you're a god.
  • Play What are you god of?
  • Play I can do this and still crush your skull!
  • Play If you don't enjoy a battle, you're not taking it seriously!