Deus Ex Announcer Pack

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Deus Ex Announcer Pack
Cosmetic icon Deus Ex Announcer Pack.png
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

This bundle contains items to replace the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the calm intensity of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's Adam Jensen, played by Elias Toufexis.
Created By
Released
Origin
Deus Ex Announcer Pack
Announcer: Deus Ex
Mega-Kills: Deus Ex

This pack was obtained by pre-ordering Deus Ex: Mankind Divided from the Steam store.

Contents[edit]

Welcome[edit]

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes, Mid Only, One vs One, Random Draft and Single Draft

15% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes

  • Morning, boss. followup
  • Nothing like a round of Dota to start the day off right. followup
  • Coffee? Check. Dota? Check. Looks like you're all set. followup
  • Afternoon, boss. followup
  • Dota: one. Responsibilities: zero. followup
  • Nothing like an afternoon Dota game to wake you up. followup
  • Evening, boss. followup
  • Time for a nice, stress-free game of Dota. followup
  • Nothing like playing Dota to get you ready to fall asleep. followup
  • You're sure you wouldn't rather be sleeping? followup
  • Do you always play this late at night? followup
  • <yawns> Eveni… Morning, boss.followup

Game mode[edit]

Ability Draft

  • Ability draft.
  • Weird ability vampire mode.

All Pick

  • All pick.
  • Talk about paralysis of choice.

All Random

  • All random.
  • You're gonna get what you're gonna get.

Captain's Draft

  • Captain's draft.
  • Race-to-click-the-button mode.

Captain's Mode

  • Captain's mode.
  • I hope you know what you're doing.

Deathmatch

  • All random death match.
  • All random death match. This should be fun.
  • Death match.
  • Death match. My favorite.

Easy Mode

  • u Easy mode.
  • u Nothing-like-real-Dota mode.

Least Played

  • Least played.
  • Looking for a challenge, or just hoping everyone else is gonna feed?

Limited Heroes

  • Limited heroes.
  • Practice mode.

Mid Only

  • Mid only.
  • Teamfight mode.

One vs One

  • One verse one solo mid.
  • You two trying to settle a bet or something?

Random Draft

  • Random draft.
  • Hope-the-RNG-is-merciful mode.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • Reverse draft.
  • Pick-the-worst-heroes mode.

Single Draft

  • Single draft.
  • I-hate-choice mode.

Other Modes
Other possible future game modes

  • u This one's outside my protocols.
  • u Yeah, I got nothing.

Drafting[edit]

Picking

  • Your turn.
  • Pick a hero.
  • Their turn.
  • Their pick.
  • Radiant's pick.
  • Radiant's choice.
  • Dire's pick.
  • Dire's choice.

Banning

  • Your ban.
  • Ban someone.
  • Their ban.
  • Their turn to ban.
  • Radiant's ban.
  • Radiant's turn to ban.
  • Dire's ban.
  • Dire's turn to ban.

Time left to pick

  • Ten seconds remaining.
  • Ten seconds left.
  • Five seconds remaining.
  • Five seconds, boss.
  • Reserve time.
  • You're using reserve time.
  • u Extra time.
  • u You're using extra time.

Draft end

Picking specific heroes[edit]

30% chance

Beginning battle[edit]

Entering battle

  • I hope you're ready for this, boss.
  • Get ready.
  • Everyone know who's top?
  • Don't play like last time. Just watching the replay was embarrassing.
  • Someone's got the pre-fight jitters.
  • ▶️ Remember: dancing makes you invulnerable.
  • Done your warm-up stretches, boss?
  • Everyone ready to win? followup
  • You got this! followup
  • Bring it on! followup

Time before battle

  • Thirty seconds to battle.
  • T-minus thirty seconds.
  • Thirty seconds 'til go time.
  • Ten seconds to battle.
  • T-minus ten seconds.
  • Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

Battle begins
Default

When own team consists of 5 carries

  • Nothing could possibly go wrong. followup

When own team has no supports

Kills[edit]

First Blood

  • First blood.
  • First respawn coming up.
  • First hero's down.
  • Mercy kill.
  • First blood!
  • Someone's always gotta go first.
  • r Things finally got interesting.

during prepare phase pre-horn

  • Now you've got my attention.

midgame and onwards

  • First blood. Finally.

15% chance, enemy getting first blood, players only

  • Protip: Don't bother with buyback.
  • Hang back a little more next time.

Double Kill

  • Double kill.
  • 2 down.

Triple Kill

  • Triple kill.
  • 3 down.

Ultra Kill

  • Ultra kill.
  • 4 down.

Rampage

  • Rampage.
  • 5 down.

Killing Spree
any team

  • Killing spree.

Own team, players only

  • You just made yourself a target.

Dominating
any team

  • Dominating.

Own team when player, either team when spectator

  • They won't like that.

Mega Kill
any team

  • Mega kill.

Own team, players only

  • Now you're just getting cocky.

Unstoppable

  • Unstoppable.
  • That's actually pretty impressive.

Wicked Sick

  • Wicked.

5% chance

  • r Contractual obligations? I… Fine. <sighs> Wicked sick.

Monster Kill

  • Monster kill.
  • That's 8 and counting.

Godlike

  • Godlike.
  • Not bad… For someone with a build like that.

Holy Shit

  • What you're doing is physically impossible.
  • You've killed the equivalent of the enemy team. Twice.

Ownage
Own team

  • 30 I think you're winning.
  • 30 Now you're just showing off.

1% chance, Enemy team

  • r Should your team should feel safe or incompetent?

Spectators only

  • 30 Now you're just showing off.

Team Wipe
30% chance, your team

  • r Nice play, boss.
  • r You might want to rethink your strategy.
  • r It happens to the best of us.
  • r Anyone got buyback?
  • r Wow. That went well.

Enemy team

  • r Make it count, boss.
  • r Keep it up.
  • r Close in.
  • r Let's be honest - they had it coming.
  • r Good work. Now push.
  • r I think that's everyone.

For spectators

  • r Great teamwork from the Radiant there.
  • r Radiant's down. All of 'em.
  • r The Radiant'll be hard pressed to recover from that.
  • r Dire really knows how to pick their battles.
  • r Come on, Dire! Get it together!
  • r The Dire're all down for the count.
  • r I think that's everyone.

For everyone, both teams wiped out

  • r Great turnout.

Team announcements[edit]

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Radiant's courier is down, boss. followup
  • The Dire have killed Radiant's courier. followup
  • Radiant's courier just got put down. followup
  • Courier's down. Radiant side. followup
  • Dire's courier is down. followup
  • The Radiant have killed Dire's courier. followup
  • Dire's courier just got put down. followup
  • Courier's down. Dire side. followup
Roshan
killed
  • The Radiant just killed Roshan. followup
  • Roshan's been taken out by the Radiant. followup
  • Roshan's down. Radiant's kill. followup
  • The Radiant have ended Roshan. followup

3rd death and onwards

  • The Radiant have killed Roshan again. That just seems unnecessary.
  • The Radiant just killed Roshan. followup
  • Roshan's down. Radiant's kill. followup

For spectators

  • The Radiant just killed Roshan. followup
  • Roshan's been taken out by the Radiant.
  • Roshan's down. Radiant's kill.
  • This should be interesting. The Radiant just killed Roshan.
  • The Radiant have ended Roshan.
  • I hope the Dire've got a good defence strategy. The Radiant've killed Roshan.

For spectators, 3rd death and onwards

  • The Radiant have killed Roshan again. That just seems unnecessary.
  • The Radiant just killed Roshan.
  • Roshan's down. Radiant's kill.

3rd death and onwards

  • The Dire have killed Roshan. Again. Guy can't take a hint.
  • The Dire've killed Roshan. followup
  • Roshan's been taken out by the Dire. followup

For spectators

  • The Dire've killed Roshan. followup
  • Roshan's been taken out by the Dire.
  • Roshan's down. Dire's kill.
  • That should speed things up. The Dire just killed Roshan.
  • The Dire have ended Roshan.
  • Radiant'll want to play it safe. The Dire just killed Roshan.

For spectators, 3rd death and onwards

  • The Dire have killed Roshan. Again. Guy can't take a hint.
  • The Dire've killed Roshan.
  • Roshan's been taken out by the Dire.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • 7 Your top tower's under attack.
  • 7 Your top tower's in trouble.
  • 7 Protect your top tower!

Middle tower

  • 7 Your middle tower's under attack.
  • 7 Protect your middle tower!
  • 7 Your middle tower's in trouble.

Bottom tower

  • 7 Your bottom tower's under attack.
  • 7 Protect your bottom tower!
  • 7 You bottom tower's in trouble.

Top barracks

  • 7 Your top barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Protect your top barracks!
  • 7 Your top rax are in trouble.

Middle barracks

  • 7 Your middle barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Protect your middle barracks!
  • 7 Your mid rax are in trouble.

Bottom barracks

  • 7 Your bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 7 Your bottom rax are in trouble.
  • 7 Protect your bottom rax!

The Ancient

  • Your Ancient is under attack. followup
  • Your Ancient is really taking a beating. followup
  • You might want to check on your Ancient. followup
  • Your Ancient is under attack! followup
  • You need to protect your Ancient! followup

Top tower

  • 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's top tower is in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's top tower isn't looking so great.

Middle tower

  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower is in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's middle tower isn't looking so great.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower is in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom tower isn't looking so great.

Top barracks

  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's top barracks are going down.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are going down.
  • 10 Radiant's middle barracks are in trouble.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are in trouble.
  • 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are going down.

The Ancient

  • Radiant's Ancient is under attack. followup
  • The Radiant need to defend their Ancient. followup
  • Radiant's Ancient won't last much longer. followup

Top tower

  • 10 Dire's top tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's top tower isn't looking so great.
  • 10 Dire's top tower is in trouble.

Middle tower

  • 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's middle tower isn't looking so great.
  • 10 Dire's middle tower is in trouble.

Bottom tower

  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower is in trouble.
  • 10 Dire's bottom tower isn't looking so great.

Top barracks

  • 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Dire's top barracks are going down.
  • 10 Dire's top barracks are in trouble.

Middle barracks

  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are in trouble.
  • 10 Dire's middle barracks are going down.

Bottom barracks

  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack.
  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks are going down.
  • 10 Dire's bottom barracks are in trouble.

The Ancient

  • Dire's Ancient is under attack. followup
  • Dire's Ancient isn't going to last much longer. followup
  • The Dire really need to defend their Ancient. followup
Structure
fallen

Top tower

Middle tower

  • Your middle tower's gone. followup
  • You've lost your middle tower. followup
  • Your middle tower can't help you anymore.

Bottom tower

  • Your bottom tower's gone. followup
  • Your bottom tower is dust and ash.
  • You've lost your bottom tower. followup

Top barracks

  • Your top barracks are gone. followup
  • You've lost your top rax. followup
  • Guess you couldn't save your top rax from that one.

Middle barracks

  • Your middle barracks are gone. followup
  • Your middle barracks just got nuked. followup
  • You've lost your middle rax. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Your bottom barracks are gone. followup
  • Your bottom rax just learned a tough life lesson.
  • You've lost your bottom rax. followup

Top tower

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower is gone. followup
  • Radiant's middle tower is down for the count.
  • Radiant's lost their middle tower. followup

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower is gone. followup
  • Radiant's bottom tower's suffered a minor setback.
  • Radiant's lost their bottom tower. followup

Top barracks

  • Radiant's top barracks are gone. followup
  • Radiant's lost their top rax. followup
  • Radiant's top rax just got nuked. followup

Middle barracks

  • Radiant's middle barracks are gone. followup
  • Radiant'll need all the luck they can get without their middle rax.
  • Radiant's lost their middle rax. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Radiant's bottom barracks are gone. followup
  • Radiant's lost their bottom rax. followup
  • Bottom barracks are down on Radiant's side.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower is gone. followup
  • The Dire're falling back from their tower up top.
  • Dire's lost their top tower. followup

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower is gone. followup
  • Dire's lost their middle tower. followup
  • Middle tower's down on Dire's side. followup

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower is gone. followup
  • Dire's lost their bottom tower. followup
  • Bad call by the Dire in bot. Their tower's gone.

Top barracks

  • Dire's top barracks are gone. followup
  • Dire's top barracks are nothing but rubble.
  • Dire's lost their top rax. followup

Middle barracks

  • Dire's middle barracks are gone. followup
  • Dire's lost their middle rax. followup
  • Dire's middle rax are down. It's not looking good.

Bottom barracks

  • Dire's bottom barracks are gone. followup
  • Dire's lost their bottom rax. followup
  • Dire's bottom rax are dust.

Top tower

  • The enemy's top tower is gone. followup
  • The enemy's top tower just got destroyed. followup
  • The enemy's top tower just got un-denied.

Middle tower

  • The enemy's middle tower is gone. followup
  • The enemy's middle tower has given up on life.
  • The enemy's middle tower just got destroyed. followup

Bottom tower

  • The enemy's bottom tower is gone. followup
  • The enemy's bottom tower just got destroyed. followup
  • The enemy's bottom tower has been neutralized. followup

Top barracks

  • The enemy's top barracks are gone. followup
  • The enemy's top rax won't be hurting anyone anymore.
  • The enemy's top rax are down. followup

Middle barracks

  • The enemy's middle barracks are gone.followup
  • The enemy's middle rax are down. followup
  • The enemy's middle rax just got nuked. followup

Bottom barracks

  • The enemy's bottom barracks are gone. followup
  • The enemy's bottom rax are down. followup
  • The enemy's bottom rax decided to call it quits.
Structure
denied

Top tower

  • Your top tower's been denied. followup
  • Your top tower's been denied. Jerk.
  • And just like that, you nuked your own top tower. followup

Middle tower

  • Your middle tower's been denied. followup
  • Your middle tower's down, but at least it got denied. followup
  • Mid's been denied, boss. followup

Bottom tower

  • Your bottom tower's been denied. followup
  • Your bottom tower just got denied. followup
  • Bot's been denied. Good job.

Top tower

  • Radiant's top tower just got denied. followup
  • Radiant's top tower just got denied. I hate that.
  • Radiant's denied their top tower. followup

Middle tower

  • Radiant's middle tower just got denied.
  • Radiant's denied their middle tower. followup
  • Radiant just demolished their own middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Radiant's bottom tower just got denied. followup
  • Radiant's denied their bottom tower.
  • Radiant just destroyed their own bottom tower.

Top tower

  • Dire's top tower just got denied. followup
  • Dire's denied their top tower.
  • Dire just nuked their own top tower.

Middle tower

  • Dire's middle tower just got denied. followup
  • Dire's denied their middle tower.
  • Dire just destroyed their own middle tower. Classy.

Bottom tower

  • Dire's bottom tower just got denied. followup
  • Dire's denied their bottom tower.
  • Dire's sacrified their own bottom tower.

Top tower

  • The enemy's top tower just got denied. followup
  • The enemy just denied their top tower. followup
  • Enemy top just got denied. Dammit!

Middle tower

  • The enemy's middle tower just got denied. followup
  • The enemy just denied their middle tower. followup
  • The enemy just nuked their own middle tower. followup

Bottom tower

  • The enemy's bottom tower just got denied. followup
  • The enemy just denied their bottom tower. followup
  • The enemy's bottom tower has been denied, boss.
Structures
fortified
  • Radiant buildings are fortified.
  • Radiant's fortified their buildings.
  • The Radiant've bought their buildings a little more time.
  • Temporary invulnerability, Radiant side.
  • Radiant structures are fortified.
  • Dire buildings are fortified.
  • Now's not a good time to attack the Dire.
  • Temporary invulnerability, Dire side.
  • Dire's fortified their buildings.
  • Dire structures are fortified.
Megacreeps
  • You've got megacreeps. followup
  • Your team is spawning megacreeps. followup
  • Those megacreeps are all yours.
  • The enemy has megacreeps.
  • Megacreeps for the enemy.
  • The enemy's spawning megacreeps.
Victory
  • Congratulations.
  • That was some nice teamwork.
  • Good game. Well played.
  • Looks like I owe Pritchard 20 credits.
  • And that's how you win Dota!
  • I really didn't think you were gonna pull it off.
  • I guess you do actually know what you're doing.
  • Good for you.
  • u That means you can stop playing now, right?
  • I am actually kind of impressed.
  • That could've gone worse.
  • Victory.
  • Couldn't have done it better myself. Probably.
  • Hey, you did it.
  • Good job, boss.
  • Radiant wins.
  • This match goes to the Radiant.
  • Radiant victory.
  • Yeah, I'm gonna call that one Radiant's win.
  • Great, the Radiant have something else to brag about.
  • Dire wins.
  • This match goes to the Dire.
  • Dire victory.
  • Looks like the Dire are actually as good as they say.

3% chance

  • Radiant… I mean Dire victory.
  • Was that your A-game, boss?
  • I'm sure that was just a warm-up round.
  • You can scratch that build off the list.
  • Lesson learned, right?
  • It's just like any sport. You gotta do the hard yards to get where you wanna be.
  • You can't win 'em all. Really.
  • Well boss, good job.
  • I can't say I'm surprised.
  • Well, that was something.
  • One more match. Come on. Just one more.

Respawning[edit]

25% chance

  • r Get back out there!
  • r Got all your gear?
  • r You got this.
  • r Welcome back.
  • r Good to go?
  • r Your team's counting on you. No pressure.
  • r I've never liked the idea of coming back from the dead.
  • r No offense, but the sound you make when you die is pretty hilarious.
  • r I'm sure this time it'll go a lot better.
  • r Finally.
  • r Try not to think about it.
  • r Walk it off.
  • r That looked painful.
  • r You want to tag me in?

3% chance

  • r That's gotta get old pretty fast.
  • r Should I start assigning you version numbers?
  • r How many times is that now?

1% chance

  • r You planning on doing that often?
  • r Try not to die so fast this time.

Lane missing[edit]

  • u Top's missing.
  • u Top's gone MIA.
  • u Top is planning something.
  • u Mid's missing.
  • u Mid is MIA.
  • u Hey, where's mid?
  • u Bot's missing.
  • u We're missing bot.
  • u Bottom lane is MIA.

Periods with no action[edit]

15% chance, midgame and onwards

  • r Come get me when the action happens.
  • r You stay here, I'll go back to saving the world.
  • r I can hardly contain my excitement.
  • r This is what you do for fun?
  • r Thrilling.
  • r Exciting.
  • r Start the game already!
  • r Become a Dota Announcer, they said. 'It'll be fun, Adam!'
  • r This is like one of those arthouse films Pritchard is always trying to get me to watch.
  • r Hey, boss? You there? Boss?
  • r Dota 2: Pacifist Edition.
  • r So… You come here often?
  • r Is this really the best use of your time?
  • r I'm glad we could all experience this together. As a team.
  • r Where's the Illuminati when you need some chaos?
  • r Here, Kubrick 2! Here, boy! <dog panting>
  • r Are you trying to starve out the other team?

15% chance, very lategame and onwards

  • r I can see why you like this game so much.
  • r You know I get paid by the hour, right?
  • r How about I call in Malik to carpet-bomb mid?

Responding to chat[edit]

"Glhf"
25% chance

  • r That's the spirit.
  • r G.L.H.F. to you, too.
  • r Honorable. I like it.

"Noob"
25% chance

  • r Everyone has to start somewhere.
  • r Don't be like that.
  • r Name-calling won't help you play better.

"Jungle"
25% chance

  • r Mid's MIA. Just kidding.
  • r Ward. Ward everywhere.

"B"
25% chance

  • r Get back!
  • r Move!
  • r Back it up!
  • r Move it!
  • r Get out of there!

Disconnecting/reconnecting[edit]

Disconnecting
50% chance

  • r Some people just can't take the pressure of e-sports.
  • r And everything was going so well.
  • r They'll be back.
  • r That's not going to affect teamfights at all.
  • r Don't worry. Pritchard's already on it.

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • r Cavalry's here.
  • r Easy win just got denied.
  • r Welcome back.
  • r There we go.
  • r Finally.

Quitting game

  • r Later, boss.
  • r 'Til next time.
  • r See you 'round.
  • r Right. Bye.
  • r Leaving so soon?

Unpausing[edit]

50% chance

  • r All right, let's do this.
  • r Good to go.
  • r Get out there and win this thing!

Purchasing specific items[edit]

50% chance

  • Divine Rapier (6000) d r Nice choice!
  • Sange and Yasha (4100) d r Great. Now we match.
  • Radiance (5150) d r Just be careful around civilians, all right? No reason.

30% chance

  • Observer and Sentry Wards (75) d r Now if you get ganked you've got no one to blame but yourself.
  • Observer and Sentry Wards (75) d r Visibility. Good idea.
  • Observer and Sentry Wards (75) d r Magic security camera. Nice.
  • Observer and Sentry Wards (75) d r Make 'em count.
  • Observer and Sentry Wards (75) d r Ward away, boss.
  • Animal Courier (50) d r Hey, look at that. How's it going, little guy?
  • Animal Courier (50) d r Are you sure you want to put a helpless animal in harm's way?
  • Animal Courier (50) d r He's got little saddlebags and everything!
  • Animal Courier (50) d r Who's the cutest courier?
  • Animal Courier (50) d r Animal slave. Good choice.
  • Flying Courier (150) d r Now he has wings?
  • Flying Courier (150) d r This little guy just keeps getting better!
  • Flying Courier (150) d r Maybe now he can outrun all the people who want to kill him!
  • Energy Booster (900) d r Energizing.
  • Soul Booster (3200) d r That'll save on chocolate bars.
  • Gem of True Sight (900) d r That's not so much leveling the playing field as it is ripping it up.
  • Gem of True Sight (900) d r You don't need that. You'll ruin the surprise.
  • Gem of True Sight (900) d r How would you feel if someone could see you all the time?

3% chance

  • d r You paid how much for that?
  • d r Does it come in a different color?
  • d r Shiny.
  • d r Okay. If you're sure.
  • d r Nice choice.

Specific events[edit]

Enabling Bastion announcer

  • u I never asked yada yada yada.
  • u I never… something something.
  • u I never… Uh, I don't know how that goes.

Dying to neutral creeps, midgame and onwards

  • d r What a shame.

Enemy dies at Fountain
25% chance

  • d r That your idea of a fair fight?

Drawing on the minimap
10% chance

  • r It's not your private canvas.
  • r Hey, that's pretty good.

Followups[edit]

Welcome
All Pick

  • All pick.
  • Talk about paralysis of choice.

Least Played

  • Least played.
  • Looking for a challenge, or just hoping everyone else is gonna feed?

Limited Heroes

  • Limited heroes.
  • Practice mode.

Mid Only

  • Mid only.
  • Teamfight mode.

One vs One

  • One verse one solo mid.
  • You two trying to settle a bet or something?

Random Draft

  • Random draft.
  • Hope-the-RNG-is-merciful mode.

Single Draft

  • Single draft.
  • I-hate-choice mode.

Draft end
30% chance

  • Let's see how it plays out.

15% chance, players only

  • You might actually have a chance.

Specific hero pick

  • Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png Half the man he used to be.
  • Abaddon minimap icon.png Did I say that right?
  • Alchemist minimap icon.png So… What's the other guy called?
  • Anti-Mage minimap icon.png Sword beats magic missile.
  • Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png Nothing quite like a worm with wings.
  • Axe minimap icon.png One of a kind.
  • Bane minimap icon.png Of dentists.
  • Batrider minimap icon.png It's no VTOL.
  • Beastmaster minimap icon.png Tames his friends! Wears his enemies.
  • Bloodseeker minimap icon.png Seeker… of blood.
  • Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png Gondar? Your name is Gondar?
  • Brewmaster minimap icon.png That cat throws one hell of a keg party.
  • Bristleback minimap icon.png Yeah, I can see why they call him that.
  • Broodmother minimap icon.png You don't want to wake up to see that on the wall.
  • Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png Clydesdale edition.
  • Chaos Knight minimap icon.png The friendliest guy in town.
  • Chen minimap icon.png Hey. Nice hat.
  • Clinkz minimap icon.png The walking death metal album cover.
  • Clockwerk minimap icon.png Too close to home.
  • Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png Ice pick, boss.
  • Dark Seer minimap icon.png Amazing.
  • Dazzle minimap icon.png Do you call him that to his face?
  • Disruptor minimap icon.png Of conversations.
  • Dragon Knight minimap icon.png Is it a knight dreaming he's a dragon, or a dragon dreaming he's a knight?
  • Doom minimap icon.png That one's pretty self-explanatory.
  • Death Prophet minimap icon.png Prophet of and/or in service of death.
  • Drow Ranger minimap icon.png The strong, silent type.
  • Earth Spirit minimap icon.png Gaia's getting even.
  • Elder Titan minimap icon.png I've seen older.
  • Ember Spirit minimap icon.png No rest for the learned.
  • Enchantress minimap icon.png Jeez, tone it down, Aiushtha.
  • Enigma minimap icon.png Seems like we both know a thing or two about the singularity.
  • Earthshaker minimap icon.png The great leveler.
  • No followup response rules for Faceless Void pick exist.
  • Gyrocopter minimap icon.png There's no way that thing's up to code.
  • Huskar minimap icon.png A mere husk of what he once was.
  • Invoker minimap icon.png Disco king of Dota 2.
  • Io minimap icon.png Eye-oh?
  • Jakiro minimap icon.png Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
  • Juggernaut minimap icon.png Unstoppable.
  • Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png Illuminating.
  • Kunkka minimap icon.png Admirable.
  • Legion Commander minimap icon.png Never trust a carry.
  • Leshrac minimap icon.png Most colorful of the nihilists.
  • Lich minimap icon.png Terror from the depths.
  • Lifestealer minimap icon.png Not great at parties.
  • Lina minimap icon.png All fired up.
  • Lion minimap icon.png Cheating, stealing…
  • Lone Druid minimap icon.png There's a bear in there.
  • Luna minimap icon.png Nova! Long time no see!
  • Lycan minimap icon.png He looks hungry.
  • Magnus minimap icon.png Carries his own ivory tower.
  • Medusa minimap icon.png Fourteen eyes are better than two.
  • Meepo minimap icon.png The littlest Geomancer.
  • Mirana minimap icon.png How's it going, Sagan?
  • Morphling minimap icon.png Water you know.
  • Naga Siren minimap icon.png Fisherman's nightmare.
  • Necrophos minimap icon.png Cardinal of carnage.
  • Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png Dwells among the untrodden ways.
  • Night Stalker minimap icon.png Wow. Nope. Nuh uh.
  • Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png He's not exactly inconspicuous.
  • Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png Demolisher. Destroyer!
  • Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Two halves don't necessarily make a whole.
  • Omniknight minimap icon.png Omni… directional?
  • Oracle minimap icon.png Nice astrolabe.
  • Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png Cryptography's got nothing on the Sisters.
  • Phoenix minimap icon.png *Broken file*
  • Phoenix minimap icon.png u Foe… ee… nix?
  • Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png The definition of multiplicity.
  • Puck minimap icon.png Do people hit it with a stick?
  • Pudge minimap icon.png Thank you, Doctor Marcovic!
  • Pugna minimap icon.png Of the Nether Regions. Uh, Reaches. Sorry.
  • Queen of Pain minimap icon.png Akasha. How've you been?
  • Razor minimap icon.png Seems simple enough.
  • Riki minimap icon.png Smells exactly like he looks.
  • Rubick minimap icon.png Master thief.
  • Sand King minimap icon.png Scintillating.
  • Shadow Demon minimap icon.png What's worse: a demon or a fiend?
  • Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png So this is what that raven was talking about.
  • Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png Sure is short.
  • Silencer minimap icon.png But not the pistol kind.
  • Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png Watch out for the Icarus Effect.
  • Slardar minimap icon.png His name sounds like he looks.
  • Slark minimap icon.png Slithering… shark?
  • Sniper minimap icon.png Camper.
  • Spectre minimap icon.png Haunting.
  • Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png Yeah. That'll work.
  • Storm Spirit minimap icon.png No pressure.
  • Sven minimap icon.png The mask of the blue death.
  • Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Some things are better left unknown.
  • Techies minimap icon.png I wonder if they know anything about those lemons.
  • Terrorblade minimap icon.png The world is his mirror.
  • Tidehunter minimap icon.png Titanic.
  • Timbersaw minimap icon.png Seems pretty shady if you ask me.
  • Tinker minimap icon.png Part man, part machine. I can relate.
  • Tiny minimap icon.png Not exactly as advertised.
  • Treant Protector minimap icon.png Tell me he never buys Tango.
  • Troll Warlord minimap icon.png I hear you shouldn't feed him.
  • Tusk minimap icon.png … s. Plural.
  • Undying minimap icon.png Comes with his own theme music.
  • Ursa minimap icon.png Major or minor?
  • Venomancer minimap icon.png He's got a toxic personality.
  • Viper minimap icon.png Chrysopelea?
  • Visage minimap icon.png Seems familiar.
  • Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png Sometimes life just brings you down.
  • Warlock minimap icon.png Golem sold separately.
  • Witch Doctor minimap icon.png This doctor?
  • Weaver minimap icon.png Probably his own grandfather.
  • Wraith King minimap icon.png Stunning.
  • Windranger minimap icon.png Lyralei. Good to see you.
  • Zeus minimap icon.png Shocking.

Entering battle

  • No followup response rules for entering battle exist.

Battle begins

  • Go!
  • Get moving!
  • Get out there!
  • Kick some ass!
  • Move!
  • Get to position!

Roshan killed
25% chance, players only

  • r Dying a little too inconvenient for you?

25% chance, 3rd death and onward, players only

  • r It's no Proenergy Bar, but it'll do.
  • r What, you gotta steal his lunch, too?
  • r Are you sure you want to eat that?

25% chance, spectators only

  • r Giant monster drops a human-sized shield. Makes sense.

Courier killed

  • r Poor little guy.
  • r Just like Kubrick. <sigh> Gimme a minute.
  • r Who lets an animal wander around a battlefield?

Tower denied
30% chance, own tower denied, players only

  • r Bet someone thinks they're pretty pro.
  • r Good timing.
  • r Strategic. I like it.

30% chance, enemy tower denied, players only

  • r You're just gonna have to hit harder.
  • r Jerks.
  • r You can't let that happen again.

50% chance, only for top towers, spectators only

  • r Bet someone thinks they're pretty pro.
  • r Strategic. I like it.
  • r Jerks.

Ancient under attack
25% chance, players only

  • r You might want to get some backup over there.
  • r Buyback, teleport back, whatever! Just defend!
  • r Everyone drop what they're doing and defend!

25% chance, spectators only

  • r Looks like it's all over but the complaining.
  • r I'm betting on a recovery of 'slim to none.'
  • r Still think they're going to turn this one around?

3% chance

  • r And - commence team-blaming! Go!

Megacreeps
30% chance

  • r That'll speed things up.
  • u Megacreeps for everyone.
  • r It sounds like something your doctor would say.

Positive
30% chance

  • r Nice going.
  • r Impressive.
  • r Good work.
  • r Keep it up.
  • r Nice teamwork.
  • r Now we know who's M.V.P.
  • r Great.
  • r Nice play, boss.
  • r Keep the momentum going.
  • r You might actually be able to win this thing.
  • r I think I'm gonna lose my bet.
  • r Nice.
  • r That could've gone worse.
  • r Not bad.
  • r I can tell you've done this before.
  • r That went better than I expected.
  • r Good job.
  • r That was pretty good.
  • u Huh.
  • r Hey, nice.

Negative
15% chance

  • r Good job.
  • r I'm pretty sure that wasn't in the plan.
  • r Teamwork, huh?
  • r That was terrible.
  • r That went well.
  • r You meant to for that to happen, right?
  • r Whoops.
  • r So… Are you winning now?
  • r Just… Give me a minute. <muffled laughter> Sorry.
  • r All part of your 'master plan'?
  • r There are plenty more plays to come.
  • r Damn.
  • r That was unexpected.
  • r Time to regroup.
  • r Come on!
  • r Probably don't let that happen again.
  • r Get out there and make them regret it.
  • r Just think about returning the favor.

Negative ongoing
30% chance

  • r That was terrible.
  • r That went well.
  • r Whoops.
  • r Damn.
  • r That was unexpected.
  • r Impressive.
  • r Nice.
  • r Not bad.
  • r That was pretty good.
  • r Hey, nice.