Bastion Announcer Pack

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Bastion Announcer Pack
Cosmetic icon Announcer Bastion.png
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack

This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the euphemistic keen-eyed wisdom of Bastion's narrator, also known as Rucks.
Created By
Released
Origin
Bastion Announcer Pack
Announcer: Bastion
Mega-Kills: Bastion

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

15% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes

Game mode

All Pick

All Random

Captain's Draft

Captain's Mode

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Frostivus

Least Played

Limited Heroes

Mid Only

Random Draft

Reverse Captain's Mode

Single Draft

Other Modes
One vs One and other possible future modes

Drafting

Picking

Banning

Time left to pick

Draft end

Swapping hero

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

3% chance

Beginning battle

Entering battle

Time before battle

Battle begins

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

Killing Spree

Dominating

Mega Kill

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

Monster Kill

Godlike

Holy Shit

20 kills streak

Ownage

Team Wipe
Your team

Enemy team

For spectators

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • ▶️ The Radiant's courier didn't make it.
  • ▶️ The Radiant's courier's a goner.
  • ▶️ Someone took out the Radiant's courier.
  • ▶️ Something bad's happened to the Radiant's courier.
  • ▶️ So much for the Radiant's courier, poor little fella.
  • ▶️ Dire's courier didn't make it.
  • ▶️ Dire's courier has made its final delivery.
  • ▶️ Somebody iced the Dire's courier.
  • ▶️ A moment of silence for the Dire's courier.
  • ▶️ The Dire's courier took a trip to the old family farm.
Roshan
killed
  • ▶️ Rosh is gone, courtesy of the Radiant.
  • ▶️ Rosh just got stomped by the Radiant.
  • ▶️ Rosh had it coming and the Radiant done the deed.
  • ▶️ The Radiant took old Rosh out back and let him have it.
  • ▶️ The Radiant put old Rosh down quick and clean.
  • ▶️ u Poor Rosh, the Radiant got him again.
  • ▶️ Rosh won't be stomping around no more thanks to the Dire.
  • ▶️ Rosh is done for thanks to the Dire.
  • ▶️ The Dire took down old Rosh.
  • ▶️ Old Rosh won't be coming back for a while.
  • ▶️ Rosh is tough but the Dire's tougher still.
  • ▶️ u Rosh got beaten by the Dire for the umpteenth time.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower could use a hand.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower's coming apart.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid tower's getting banged up.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower's seen better days.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower ain't a pretty sight right now.
  • ▶️ 10 Trouble brewing at Radiant's bottom tower.

Top barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's top rax is running out of time.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's top rax ain't going to last long.
  • ▶️ 10 The fur's flying at Radiant's top rax.

Middle barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax is taking a licking.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax ain't looking so hot.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's mid rax taking some punishment.

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom rax is getting hammered.
  • ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom rax, it's hurting.
  • ▶️ 10 Get a load of Radiant's bottom rax.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • ▶️ 10 The Dire might want to mind their top tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is getting beat down.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower… you know the drill.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower could use a little help.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower's having technical difficulties.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's mid tower won't last much longer.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ 10 The Dire best do something about their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Guess what's happening to Dire's bottom tower.
  • ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower's getting the business.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower is getting the what-for.
  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower ain't doing so good.
  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower's in trouble.

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Dire's mid tower is nothing now.
  • ▶️ Hope the Dire weren't partial to that mid tower.
  • ▶️ The Dire couldn't hang onto that mid tower.

Bottom tower

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

Top tower

  • ▶️ The other fellas' top tower had a little accident.
  • ▶️ The other fellas' top tower won't be making trouble no more.
  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas couldn't save their top tower. followup

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom tower's gone for good.
  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas' bottom tower's done for. followup
  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom tower, nothing but fragments now.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

  • ▶️ 10 The other fellas' bottom rax is finished. followup
  • ▶️ The other fellas' bottom rax is gone for good.
  • ▶️ The other fellas will have to do without their bottom rax.
Structure
denied

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's top tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ Radiant disowned their top tower.
  • ▶️ Radiant swooped in and disowned their top tower.

Middle tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's mid tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ Radiant disowned their mid tower.
  • ▶️ Just then the Radiant disowned their mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Radiant's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ The Radiant disowned their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ Guess the Radiant disowned their bottom tower.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

  • ▶️ Dire's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • ▶️ The Dire disowned their bottom tower.
  • ▶️ Looks like Dire's bottom tower got disowned.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Structures
fortified
  • ▶️ Radiant's structures must have been fortified.
  • ▶️ No breaking down the Radiant's structures like this.
  • ▶️ Radiant's gone and fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Have fun trying to bust down Radiant's structures now.
  • ▶️ Radiant's toughened up their structures.
  • ▶️ Dire structures looking fortified.
  • ▶️ No breaking through the Dire's structures for now.
  • ▶️ The Dire went and fortified their structures.
  • ▶️ Them Dire buildings are tough as nails, for now.
  • ▶️ Can't do nothing about Dire's structures right now.
Megacreeps
  • ▶️ Radiant's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • ▶️ The other fellas got a bad case of the megacreeps.
  • ▶️ Great, they got a case of the megacreeps. followup
  • ▶️ Fraid the other fellas caught a case of the megacreeps.
Victory

Respawning

25% chance

Lane missing

Periods with no action

15% chance

  • ▶️ r Both teams biding their time…
  • ▶️ r Ain't seen this many trees in a long time.
  • ▶️ r Got a feeling things are going to pick up real soon.

25% chance, only during late game

  • ▶️ r Things getting serious ain't they.
  • ▶️ r This'll make for quite a story someday.

10% chance, spectators only

Responding to chat

Cursing

"Gg"

"Mid or feed"

  • ▶️ u Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.

"Glhf"
25% chance

"Bastion"
5% chance

"Noob"
5% chance

  • ▶️ r We all got to start somewhere.
  • ▶️ r We all could stand to learn a thing or two.

"Jungle"
15% chance

"B"
15% chance

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

Reconnecting
50% chance

Quitting game
25% chance

Pausing

50% chance

Purchasing specific items

50% chance

Specific events

Enabling Bastion announcer

Dying to neutral creeps

Enemy dies at Fountain
25% chance

Drawing on the minimap
50% chance

First night with Night Stalker

Bottling a rune

  • ▶️ u Best save them glowy things for a special occasion.

Attempting early Roshan

Full teamfight begins

Unclassified

  • ▶️ u That good-for-nothing Cave Johnson put me up to this. Again.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

Limited Heroes

Mid Only

Draft end

Specific hero pick

  • ▶️ Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png Even I ain't as old as this fella.
  • ▶️ Abaddon minimap icon.png We're all living on borrowed time. Guess who's the lender.
  • ▶️ Alchemist minimap icon.png You know punching folks ain't necessary to turn lead into gold….
  • ▶️ Anti-Mage minimap icon.png Me, I happen to be pro-mage.
  • ▶️ Arc Warden minimap icon.png r They'll be seeing double once this fella's through with them.
  • ▶️ Winter Wyvern minimap icon.png Hope they remembered to bring warm clothes…
  • ▶️ Axe minimap icon.png Got to admire a fella who cuts straight to the point.
  • ▶️ Bane minimap icon.png Who knows where this fella comes from…
  • ▶️ Batrider minimap icon.png Can't fault a man for riding a bat.
  • ▶️ Beastmaster minimap icon.png Looks like a man come straight from the Wilds.
  • ▶️ Bloodseeker minimap icon.png No use playing hide-and-seek with this one.
  • ▶️ Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png Wonder how much I'm worth to this fella…
  • ▶️ Brewmaster minimap icon.png Fresh from the Distillery no doubt.
  • ▶️ Bristleback minimap icon.png This fella's about as huggable as a stabweed.
  • ▶️ Broodmother minimap icon.png Nice set of legs on that mama.
  • ▶️ Centaur Warrunner minimap icon.png Half man, half beast, all trouble.
  • ▶️ Chaos Knight minimap icon.png Why beat a dead horse when you could ride one?
  • ▶️ Chen minimap icon.png Want to attract a bunch of creeps, here's your man.
  • ▶️ Clinkz minimap icon.png Don't blink or those old bones will get you.
  • ▶️ Clockwerk minimap icon.png Best not trifle with a man made of metal.
  • ▶️ Crystal Maiden minimap icon.png Gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces.
  • ▶️ Dark Seer minimap icon.png Don't advise challenging this fella to a foot race.
  • ▶️ Dazzle minimap icon.png Who's pink and has the cure for death? This fella.
  • ▶️ Disruptor minimap icon.png Hope the other fellas remembered to pack umbrellas.
  • ▶️ Dragon Knight minimap icon.png Never trust a man who can turn into a lizard.
  • ▶️ Doom minimap icon.png Wait did anybody remember to bring the doom? Oh good.
  • ▶️ Death Prophet minimap icon.png Think she's a handful, wait til you meet her sisters.
  • ▶️ Drow Ranger minimap icon.png This one's the very definition of a straight shooter.
  • ▶️ Earth Spirit minimap icon.png Talk about getting stuck between a rock and a hard place.
  • ▶️ Ember Spirit minimap icon.png Ain't nothing can't be burned. Just ask this fella.
  • ▶️ Enchantress minimap icon.png Oh this gal ain't as dainty as she looks.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png Watch this fella long enough, it's like watching the stars.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png Seen a lot of Windbags but this one's something else.
  • ▶️ Enigma minimap icon.png Looks like a Windbag to me…
  • ▶️ Earthshaker minimap icon.png Always wondered where mountains come from. Thanks fella.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png Best show some respect to your elders.
  • ▶️ Elder Titan minimap icon.png u Get the feeling his ain't the friendliest tribe.
  • ▶️ Faceless Void minimap icon.png Good thing this ain't a staring contest.
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png Think he's certified to use all them tools?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png Think he's certified to use all that gear?
  • ▶️ Timbersaw minimap icon.png Know any weeds need whackin'? That's your fella.
  • ▶️ Gyrocopter minimap icon.png Wait they let you bring flying machines to this thing?
  • ▶️ Huskar minimap icon.png Some fellas just don't know the meaning of pain.
  • ▶️ Invoker minimap icon.png Fancy-looking fella's got a parlor trick for every occasion.
  • ▶️ Jakiro minimap icon.png What's worse than a flying lizard with one head…? You got it.
  • ▶️ Juggernaut minimap icon.png Fella knows his way around a blade all right.
  • ▶️ Keeper of the Light minimap icon.png Keep on keeping on, Old Timer.
  • ▶️ Kunkka minimap icon.png What's a sea captain doing on land? Making trouble that's what.
  • ▶️ Legion Commander minimap icon.png Nothing like an old fashioned duel to settle one's differences.
  • ▶️ Leshrac minimap icon.png And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison.
  • ▶️ Lich minimap icon.png Deep down he feels bad for sacrificing all them creeps I bet.
  • ▶️ Lifestealer minimap icon.png Now here's a face only a mother could love.
  • ▶️ Lina minimap icon.png No need to be modest if you can shoot flames from your fingertips.
  • ▶️ Lion minimap icon.png Any fella knows the old Finger of Death is all right by me.
  • ▶️ Lone Druid minimap icon.png Leaving this fella lone for too long can be a costly mistake.
  • ▶️ Luna minimap icon.png Wouldn't go taking any moonlit strolls with this gal lurking about.
  • ▶️ Lycan minimap icon.png Don't you wish you could be your own best friend like this fella?
  • ▶️ Magnus minimap icon.png He'll be hoofing it all the way to the other fellas' Ancient.
  • ▶️ Medusa minimap icon.png Next time you're having a bad hair day, remember this gal.
  • ▶️ Meepo minimap icon.png Where there's one of these little fellas, there's always more.
  • ▶️ Mirana minimap icon.png Shooting straight's hard enough, much less from the back of a cat.
  • ▶️ Morphling minimap icon.png Next time you want a cool drink of water, you better think twice.
  • ▶️ Naga Siren minimap icon.png This gal sure knows how to carry a tune.
  • ▶️ Necrophos minimap icon.png Can't stand being around this fella for too long.
  • ▶️ Nature's Prophet minimap icon.png I count myself a tree-fearing man thanks to this fella.
  • ▶️ Night Stalker minimap icon.png The night life around here's about to take a turn for the worse.
  • ▶️ Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png You know what they say, can't squash a bug wearing armor.
  • ▶️ Outworld Devourer minimap icon.png We all wish we could fly on wings of stone.
  • ▶️ Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Two half-wits make a full wit, don't they?
  • ▶️ Omniknight minimap icon.png You can always count on a fella with an oversized hammer.
  • ▶️ Oracle minimap icon.png He knows your fate and it ain't pretty.
  • ▶️ Phantom Assassin minimap icon.png Now you see her, now she's split you open like a ripe vineapple.
  • ▶️ Phoenix minimap icon.png Takes a special bird what won't cook no matter how it burns.
  • ▶️ Phantom Lancer minimap icon.png Nothing can't be solved with an army of pike-wielding cat-folks.
  • ▶️ Puck minimap icon.png Cute little fella ain't he…? She. Whatever.
  • ▶️ Pudge minimap icon.png If he invites you over for dinner, trust me, don't do it.
  • ▶️ Pugna minimap icon.png Bad idea spouting off spells all willy-nilly round this fella.
  • ▶️ Queen of Pain minimap icon.png You don't want to get on her bad side. Do you…?
  • ▶️ Razor minimap icon.png Like lightning in a bottle. Now to break it open…
  • ▶️ Riki minimap icon.png Everybody's got to watch their backs with him around.
  • ▶️ Rubick minimap icon.png Well that's a nice trick, think I'll take it, he says.
  • ▶️ Sand King minimap icon.png You don't need a crown if you rule underground.
  • ▶️ Shadow Demon minimap icon.png Why settle for some two-bit lesser demon when there's this fella?
  • ▶️ Shadow Fiend minimap icon.png Hankering for some mortal souls? Well so is this fella.
  • ▶️ Shadow Shaman minimap icon.png Hold on, I got to change into a harmless critter for a second.
  • ▶️ Silencer minimap icon.png When things are getting boisterous, you know who to call.
  • ▶️ Skywrath Mage minimap icon.png Don't have a tangle with a fella with wings.
  • ▶️ Slardar minimap icon.png Fella swam all the way up from the bottom of the sea for this.
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png One more reason I won't be ordering seafood these days…
  • ▶️ Slark minimap icon.png If a man can swim in the sea, only fair a fish can walk on the land.
  • ▶️ Sniper minimap icon.png Don't suppose he's got registration for that genuine Army Carbine?
  • ▶️ Terrorblade minimap icon.png We've all got our demons, but he knows how to let them loose.
  • ▶️ Spectre minimap icon.png We all have ghosts we can't forget. This gal makes sure of it.
  • ▶️ Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png As mean old godlike bulls go, this one ain't bad.
  • ▶️ Storm Spirit minimap icon.png Thunder and lightning got nothing on this crazy fella.
  • ▶️ Sven minimap icon.png Don't underestimate a man who can shoot his fist like a pistol.
  • ▶️ Templar Assassin minimap icon.png Traps may not be the most sporting thing, but whatever works.
  • ▶️ Techies minimap icon.png Time to blow some stuff up to Mother on high.
  • ▶️ Tidehunter minimap icon.png There's always a bigger fish out there, unless you're this fella.
  • ▶️ Tinker minimap icon.png Nothing like a fancy suit for a special occasion.
  • ▶️ Tiny minimap icon.png You do know why they call him Tiny don't you?
  • ▶️ Treant Protector minimap icon.png You just keep right on telling that invisible tree what to do.
  • ▶️ Troll Warlord minimap icon.png There's more than one way to swing an axe.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png Want someone to knock you into next week, here's your fella.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png u Ever get punched by an amphibious mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • ▶️ Tusk minimap icon.png u Ever get punched by an aquatic mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png Seems playing with fire ain't taboo wherever he's from.
  • ▶️ Underlord minimap icon.png You will address him as Mister Lord, or else.
  • ▶️ Undying minimap icon.png The dead ain't got to worry about this fella. Everybody else does.
  • ▶️ Ursa minimap icon.png Ain't a beast more savage than this in all the Wild Unknown.
  • ▶️ Venomancer minimap icon.png Now that's the strangest Mancer I ever seen.
  • ▶️ Viper minimap icon.png What's got four eyes, wings, and a gut full of poison? Bingo.
  • ▶️ Visage minimap icon.png There a word for fear of gargoyles? Well there ought to be.
  • ▶️ Vengeful Spirit minimap icon.png Well if you were a spirit you'd be pretty sore about it too.
  • ▶️ Warlock minimap icon.png He's smart, literate, well dressed… what's not to like?
  • ▶️ Witch Doctor minimap icon.png They're gonna need a real doctor after this fella's through.
  • ▶️ Weaver minimap icon.png This little fella gives new meaning to the term pest problem.
  • ▶️ Io minimap icon.png Hey what's that little glowy ball? Famous last words.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png You don't get to be Wraith King without cracking a few skulls.
  • ▶️ Wraith King minimap icon.png The king is dead. Long live the king.
  • ▶️ Skeleton King minimap icon.png u Ain't that the biggest baddest bag of bones you ever seen.
  • ▶️ Windranger minimap icon.png All the good ones are hard to catch ain't they.
  • ▶️ Zeus minimap icon.png Oh that ain't yours truly. Honest mistake, happens all the time.

Time before battle
10% chance

  • ▶️ r Might want to take a deep breath right about now.

10% chance, spectators only

Battle begins
50% chance

When own team consists of 5 carries

  • ▶️ r You can't all be the star player but ya'll can try.

When own team has no supports

  • ▶️ r Nobody likes to play support, yet everybody likes to win.

First blood
50% chance, you victory

Ancient under attack
20% chance

20% chance, spectators only

Victory
50% chance, you victory

50% chance, enemy victory

Positive
50% chance

Negative
50% chance

Negative ongoing
50% chance