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  • Play Alchemist!
  • Play Yeah, I'm here.
  • Play I'll be the catalyst!
  • Play Now we're cookin!
  • Play I'm feeling punchy.
  • Play You're the boss.
  • Play Better living through alchemy!
  • Play Alchemy is the future!
  • Play You point, I'll punch!
  • Play Easy now, this stuff is explosive!
  • Play Come take some punches.
  • Play My little friend wants a word with you.




Entering battle

  • Play Alchemist!
  • Play Yeah, I'm here.
  • Play I'll be the catalyst!
  • Play You can call me Al! He's the brains of the operation.
  • Play I'm the brains! And I'm the brawn!
  • Play u Admire the brawn! Thanks, brains!


  • Play Hey little buddy, it's in the bag!

Beginning battle

  • Play Aaand we're off!
  • Play You have your marching orders!


6 seconds cooldown


6 seconds cooldown

  • Play Attack!
  • Play Giddy up!
  • Play Don't hold back!
  • Play We got this!
  • Play Now we're cookin!
  • Play Start reacting!
  • Play Here we come!
  • Play Here we come!
  • Play We're onto you!
  • Play Let's get em!
  • Play You drive for a while!
  • Play Formula racing!
  • Play You point, I'll punch!
  • Play I'll get right on them.
  • Play I always do your dirty work.
  • Play On it!
  • Play I'm feeling punchy.
  • Play Come take some punches.
  • Play Here we go!

Ordering a spell cast

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

  • Play My little friend wants a word with you.
  • Play We got something special for you.
  • Play Got a fresh batch on the way.


Acid Spray
On cast

  • Play Hold your nose!
  • Play Incoming!
  • Play Acid in the hole!
  • Play Fore!
  • Play Watch your head!
  • Play That stuff burns!
  • Play Toxic spill!
  • Play This'll eat up your armor.
  • Play I don't wanna walk in that.
  • Play That stuff stings.
  • Play Don't make me go there.
  • Play Do not go there!

Unstable Concoction
On cast

  • Play Cocktail time!
  • Play Shoulda been a mixologist!
  • Play Gotta get rid of this stuff!
  • Play Cocktails in five…
  • Play Cocktails for five!
  • Play Little bit of this, little bit of that.
  • Play Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
  • Play Look what's cookin!
  • Play It's heatin up!

1 second left to throw

Blowing up on self

  • Play Hey, watch my head!
  • Play Hey!
  • Play Ow!
  • Play Ow! That hurt!
  • Play Didn't you hear me telling you to throw it?
  • Play u Maybe you want to trade places?
  • Play u Next time maybe I can try throwing?

Killing enemy
50% chance

  • Play Shaken and stirred!
  • Play Mixed that up special for you!

Unstable Concoction Throw
On cast, last second

  • Play That was a close one!
  • Play Oh ho yeah!

Chemical Rage
On cast

Aghanim's Scepter icon.png Aghanim's Scepter

  • Infusing Aghanim's Scepter into an ally triggers their "thanks" response.

Leveling up

  • Play This stuff really works!
  • Play I've got the stuff!
  • Play Lead into gold!
  • Play That's what I call chemistry.
  • Play Better living through alchemy!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh ho!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ah ha!
  • Play You losing weight, boss?
  • Play Gonna punch a little harder.
  • Play I felt that too!

Killing an enemy

  • Play That was special for you.
  • Play That was genius!
  • Play It's all part of the formula.
  • Play You've been mixing with the wrong crowd.
  • Play That's comedy gold!
  • Play That's you distilled to your essence.
  • Play You could use more refinement.
  • Play Talk about overreacting.
  • Play You're melting, you're melting, ha ha!
  • Play Tell the ogre you're sorry.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Got one!
  • Play The boss said you had to go.
  • Play You want I should keep punching him, boss?
  • Play Aw, I was just getting started.
  • Play Was that one mine?
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha!
  • Play Heh hee ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Heh heh heh he he.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Bah ha ha!
  • Play Ah ha!
  • Play Ha ha!

Killing a specific enemy
35% chance

  • Play Batrider minimap icon.png Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png Pudge, were you tapping methane? Yikes!
  • Play Ancient Apparition minimap icon.png I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down.
  • Play Puck minimap icon.png All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by.
  • Play Kunkka minimap icon.png Hey, you think Kunkka knew I stole his rum?
  • Play Morphling minimap icon.png Morphling, if I could have shoved you in a beaker…
  • Play Skeleton King minimap icon.png u One Skeleton King provides a day's requirement of calcium.
  • Play Skeleton King minimap icon.png u Calcium nitrate? He, that explains a lot about Skeleton King.
  • Play Clinkz minimap icon.png Clinkz, your bones were brittle. Shoulda eaten more spinach.
  • Play Pugna minimap icon.png Pugna's full of phosphorus? That makes sense.
  • Play Doom minimap icon.png u Well Doom Bringer, if you keep that up, I won't want for sulfur.
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png A little mercury goes a long way, eh, Slardar?
  • Play Slardar minimap icon.png Thanks to Slardar I can rig up an excellent mercury switch.
  • Play Clockwerk minimap icon.png Get out the siphon. Clockwerk's full of gasoline!
  • Play Sniper minimap icon.png Sniper, if you're done with all that gunpowder, I can use it.
  • Play Earthshaker minimap icon.png I didn't need a tree trunk to knock you out, Earthshaker.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png My fists beat your axe, Axe.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png Paper scissors axe fist!
  • Play Spirit Breaker minimap icon.png You made my knuckles bleed, Spirit Breaker.

First Blood

  • Play First Blood! We're off to an explosive start!

Last hitting

60 seconds cooldown

  • Play Greed is good.
  • Play Gimme gimme!
  • Play Candy from a baby!
  • Play I'm gonna need a bin for it all.
  • Play Happiness can be bought.
  • Play With interest!
  • Play Compound interest.
  • Play Only ninety-eight percent pure?
  • Play Now that's how you make gold.
  • Play We'll split this.
  • Play One for you. Thanks.
  • Play One for me.
  • Play Divvy that up.
  • Play We'll take that.
  • Play Gotta get my cut.
  • Play For the boss.


Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item

  • Play r Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
  • Play r We pooled our money for this!
  • Play r I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Oh ho! Scepter!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Everything's better with scepter!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r We're gonna have some fun with this!
  • Play Vanguard (2150) r Vanguard!
  • Play Satanic (5300) r Satanic!
  • Play Hood of Defiance (1700) r Hood of Defiance!
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5200) r Heart of Tarrasque!
  • Play Assault Cuirass (5250) r Assault Cuirass! Boss, that's not gonna fit on you.
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Radiance!
  • Play Phase Boots (1480) r Phase Boots! Finally, new shoes!
  • Play Mask of Madness (1775) r Mask of Madness!
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Immortality!

5% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Does Immortality work for both of us? It better!


  • Play No!
  • Play No!
  • Play Must've mixed up the formula!
  • Play How'd I get mixed up in this!
  • Play Down we go.
  • Play My trusty mount.
  • Play Transmuted.
  • Play Gold into dead.
  • Play Sorry, friend, I let you down.
  • Play Back to the drawing board.
  • Play Dismount.
  • Play Shoulda brought a bigger ogre.
  • Play I slipped!
  • Play Ow!
  • Play Sorry, boss.
  • Play Boss? Boss…
  • Play I think I'll be okay…
  • Play Don't put me out of my misery yet.
  • Play Ah!


  • Play We're back!
  • Play Alchemy is the future!
  • Play Let's see if I can improve on that formula.
  • Play I've got some new recipes to try out.
  • Play Let's learn from our failures.
  • Play Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
  • Play Well, that was a waste of ingredients.
  • Play That's one way to work out the impurities.
  • Play Maybe I should find some more stable formulas.
  • Play I hope I didn't leave anything on the burner.


  • Play We'll be right back!

Bottling Runes

  • Play Everything good comes from a bottle.
  • Play Bottles make everything better.
  • Play I'll make a tincture.

Activating runes

Arcane Rune minimap icon.png Arcane Rune

10% chance

  • Play r Been trying to figure out this formula for ages.

Bounty Rune minimap icon.png Bounty Rune

  • Play 300 We'll take that.

Double Damage Rune minimap icon.png Double Damage Rune

  • Play Double damage!
  • Play u No more splitting the damage between us.

Haste Rune minimap icon.png Haste Rune

25% chance

  • Play Run, buddy, run!

Illusion Rune minimap icon.png Illusion Rune

  • Play Illusion!
  • Play u I don't think I have enough bottles for all of us!

25% chance

  • Play Two goes into six!

Invisibility Rune minimap icon.png Invisibility Rune

Regeneration Rune minimap icon.png Regeneration Rune

25% chance

  • Play A formula for perfect health!

Ability on cooldown

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage

3 seconds cooldown

25% chance

  • Play 120 We're under attack!


5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Who's my little buddy?
  • Play You're all right, you know that?
  • Play I can't feel my legs.
  • Play Say hello to the nice people. Eh, he's shy.

Chat responses

thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Match end


  • Play Yes!
  • Play Victory!
  • Play We've got pretty good chemistry.


Cosmetic item drop



Rare and higher



  • Play u Aw, drat!
  • Play u What a mess!
  • Play u Bah, fizzled out!
  • Play u What were you thinking? Shut up!
  • Play u Not your best work, boss. You're telling me?
  • Play u That didn't go so well. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
  • Play u I have to say--If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!


  • Play u Shitty wizard!
  • Play u Crummy wizard!