Alchemist/Lore

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Alchemist minimap icon.png Razzil Darkbrew, the Alchemist
The sacred science of Chymistry was a Darkbrew family tradition, but no Darkbrew had ever shown the kind of creativity, ambition, and recklessness of young Razzil. However, when adulthood came calling he pushed aside the family trade to try his hand at manufacturing gold through Alchemy. In an act of audacity befitting his reputation, Razzil announced he would transmute an entire mountain into gold. Following two decades of research and spending and preparation, he failed spectacularly, quickly finding himself imprisoned for the widespread destruction his experiment wrought. Yet Razzil was never one to take a setback lightly, and sought escape to continue his research. When his new cellmate turned out to be a fierce ogre, he found just the opportunity he needed. After convincing the ogre not to eat him, Razzil set about carefully concocting a tincture for it to drink, made from the moulds and mosses growing in the prison stone work. In a week's time, it seemed ready. When the ogre drank the potion, it flew into an unstoppable berserker rage, destroying the cell bars and exploding through walls and guards alike. They soon found themselves lost somewhere in the forest surrounding the city with a trail of wreckage in their wake and no signs of pursuit. In the tonic's afterglow, the ogre seemed serene, happy, and even eager. Resolving to work together, the pair set off to collect the materials needed to attempt Razzil's Alchemic transmutation once more.
Alchemist
Associated with
Races:Smallkeen
Keen
Ogre
Factions:Darkbrew Family
Other Lore:Alchemy
Chymistry

Alchemist is a team of two beings, the Keen Razzil Darkbrew, and his ogre accomplice. Razzil is member of the Darkbrew Family, known for their interest in chymistry. Forever on the search for materials to use in alchemy, the pair extracts ingredients from the corpses of their foes.[1] Although pacified by Razzil's makeshift potion, the ogre nonetheless seems tired of carrying his partner around, and longs for new shoes,[2] a back brace,[3] and less walking.[4]

Despite Razzil's estrangement from his family, he still sometimes serve as their enforcer.[5]

Tinker believes that alchemy is an illegitimate science, and thinks Razzil is a loon for practicing it.[6]

Friendships and rivalries[edit]

Allies meeting Alchemist

  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r I love your money.
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r You know, the best part of being your friend is that when I rob you, who cares? You can make more.
  • Play Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r So you met in jail, huh? I was stuck in solitary.
  • Play Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r Listen Ogre, some financial advice? If that little man stiffs you out of any of your money, beat him to death.
  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r You look like a newborn, Razzil. Riding around like that.
  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r So can you make any good potions? Hm? You know the kind I mean...
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png r So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png r Jockey.
  • Play Undying minimap icon.png u Jockey.

Enemies killing Alchemist

  • Play Axe minimap icon.png Your free ride is over.
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png Ride no more, smallkeen!
  • Play Axe minimap icon.png Smallkeens should be scoured from the land!
  • Play Bounty Hunter minimap icon.png Two bounties for one!
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r You shouldn't be carrying all that money around, Alchemist.
  • Play Dark Willow minimap icon.png r Shame you picked the wrong side, Alchemist.
  • Play Disruptor minimap icon.png A small-Keen and his ogre meet their deaths.
  • Play Mirana minimap icon.png Sagan has been eyeing your mount all day.
  • Play Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r Look on the bright side Alchemist: you can make yourself a potion to forget this fight.
  • Play Play Monkey King minimap icon.png r Alchemist, you could be riding that frost dragon and I'd still end you.
  • Play Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png The ogre and his parasite are no more.
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Sorry, I was aiming for the little guy. Me too.
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png Shame about the ogre. True dat.
  • Play Ogre Magi minimap icon.png You're free! Naw, I think he's dead.
  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r Alchemy? No, my friends, merely humble swordplay.
  • Play Phoenix minimap icon.png Chirp!
  • Play Pudge minimap icon.png I do all me own dirty work, Al.
  • Play Spectre minimap icon.png You ride no more.
  • Play Techies minimap icon.png Quit hogging all the good chems!
  • Play Tinker minimap icon.png What sort of loon believes in Alchemy?
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png Ride your ogre to hell, small-keen.
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png Ogre, you had a growth on your neck. I cut it off.
  • Play Troll Warlord minimap icon.png I knocked that chip off your shoulder.
  • Play Play Undying minimap icon.png You must be this tall to die.
  • Play Ursa minimap icon.png Keep your filthy Alchemy away from these waters!
  • Play Play Zeus minimap icon.png Money grubbing Alchemist, I gave you that one free of charge.

Enemies dying to Alchemist

  • Play Nyx Assassin minimap icon.png The ogre and his parasite slay me.

Enemies meeting Alchemist

  • Play Pangolier minimap icon.png r Two on one? My favorite odds.

Others

  • Play Oracle minimap icon.png r An irate chemist will surely precipitate your deaths.
  • Play Play Legion Commander minimap icon.png What happened to one on one?

References[edit]

  1. Alchemist response: Play You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
  2. Alchemist response: Play Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
  3. Alchemist response: Play I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?
  4. Alchemist response: Play Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
  5. Darkbrew Enforcer description.
  6. Tinker response: Play What sort of loon believes in Alchemy?