Timbersaw responses

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Entering battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play Timbersaw!
  • Play I'm Rizzrack. Don't touch me!
  • Play I cut things. It's what I do. What else would I do?
  • Play Trees? What do you mean there's trees out there?
  • Play I'm not a lumberjack. This. This is personal.

Taunting[edit | edit source]

  • Play This one is in the bag. And that one is too. And that one! They are all in the bag.

Beginning battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play There are trees everywhere!

Moving[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown

Attacking[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown

  • Play Attack!
  • Play Attack!
  • Play Ha ha! Chop chop!
  • Play Stay back!
  • Play Cut cut cut!
  • Play Yeah I'm gonna cut ya!
  • Play You're with the trees aren't you?
  • Play I'm warning you!
  • Play I'll get you!
  • Play I only need a clipping!

Ordering a spell cast[edit | edit source]

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

Abilities[edit | edit source]

Whirling Death icon.png Whirling Death
On cast
15% chance

  • Play u Whirling death!
  • Play u Round and round!
  • Play Spin! Cut! Shred!
  • Play Stay away from me!
  • Play u Oh God I think I'm going to be sick.
  • Play Look at me go!

Timber Chain icon.png Timber Chain
Reaching tree
50% chance

Missing

  • Play 10 They're gonna get me.
  • Play 10 Oh no, no no now what?
  • Play 10 I'm trapped. Trapped!

Reactive Armor icon.png Reactive Armor

  • Play u Ha! They'll never get me in here.
  • Play u Safe. Safe. Safe.
  • Play u Can't get me!
  • Play u Ha ha!

Chakram icon.png Chakram
On cast
50% chance

  • Play 5 I'll cut everyone!
  • Play 5 Spin blade, spin!
  • Play u Clear cutting!
  • Play 5 He ha ha ha ha!
  • Play 5 Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play 5 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Killing enemy
20% chance

Return Chakram icon.png Return Chakram
On cast

5% chance

  • Play 5 Ah! Well, that was fun.
  • Play 5 Good blade.
  • Play 5 Enough.

Tango icon.png Tango
On cast
15% chance

  • Play r Another tree down.
  • Play r Mmm splinters!
  • Play r Delicious.
  • Play r Won't need a toothpick.

5% chance

  • Play r Mm god I hate trees.
  • Play r De-li-cious.

Leveling up[edit | edit source]

  • Play u The forest ain't safe!
  • Play They won't know what cut 'em!
  • Play Sawblades still not sharp enough!
  • Play Looking sharp. Crazy sharp.
  • Play Wait till they get a load of me.
  • Play They can try to stop me. They can try!
  • Play I'll cut 'em all down.
  • Play Oh! Got a buzz out of that!
  • Play He he he he he!
  • Play Oh ho ho!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play No forest is safe from me!

Killing an enemy[edit | edit source]

  • Play Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop!
  • Play Cut cut cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut!
  • Play Ah ha!
  • Play Out of my way!
  • Play I'd hack you down again if I could!
  • Play Chop chop!
  • Play Chop chop chopchopchopchopchop!
  • Play You don't get to win. I get to win!
  • Play Mulch!
  • Play Hilarious.
  • Play I told you to stop getting blood on my blades!
  • Play Mm! That is one less voice in my head.
  • Play Nobody takes me seriously.
  • Play Ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha-ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play He he he he!
  • Play He he he he he!
  • Play Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Killing a specific enemy
35% chance

  • Play Troll Warlord You mad? Cuz I am! Hahah!
  • Play Treant Protector I got you. I got you! I chopped you down.
  • Play Treant Protector Ha! You're sawdust!
  • Play Treant Protector Oh you gave me a splinter!
  • Play Treant Protector If you fall in the woods, and I laugh, will anyone hear me?
  • Play Treant Protector Nature's Prophet Trees do have a way of dying around me!
  • Play Nature's Prophet Your friends are next, Prophet!
  • Play Nature's Prophet Oh don't die yet. I'm not finished with you.
  • Play Faceless Void Saw that coming.
  • Play Bane Finally, I haven't slept in weeks.
  • Play Invoker So much for your delusions of grandeur.
  • Play Enchantress Treehugger.

20% chance

  • Play Queen of Pain Naga Siren Not listening. Not listening. Not listening.

15% chance

  • Play Chaos Knight Phantom Lancer Meepo Not so tough without your friends, are you?

10% chance

  • Play Faceless Void Saw that coming. Ha! Get it?
  • Play Batrider Lina I was never really interested in fire, I dont know why.

First Blood

  • Play First blood! I cut you, and I split you, and I killed you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Meeting an ally[edit | edit source]

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • Play Treant Protector r There's…a giant…tree-person…right next to me. Stay calm. Ha ha ha ha. Just stay calm.
  • Play Treant Protector u There's…a giant…tree-person…next to me. Ha ha. Stay calm. Hi there. Stay calm!
  • Play Nature's Prophet r You.. make.. tree-people… Okay P-prophet, I don't think we can be friends.
  • Play Axe r An axe to grind. Oh good! Ye-good good good we'll need that!
  • Play Pudge r Wood carving, meat carving. Same thing, right Pudge?
  • Play Batrider r Some slash and burn, Batrider?
  • Play Phantom Lancer r So how do you keep track of all those personalities?
  • Play Enchantress r Why are you so perky, Enchantress? Can't you see what's happening?
  • Play Enigma r I'm under enough pressure without your help, Enigma.
  • Play Dark Seer r Ah, Dark Seer. Finally someone who appreciates a wall without padding.

Last hitting[edit | edit source]

60 seconds cooldown

Denying[edit | edit source]

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item[edit | edit source]

  • Play r Hey that is a crazy bargain.
  • Play r You're selling me this? And they call me crazy?
  • Play r I have never wanted anything else.

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Ah! Scepter!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Well it's not an axe, but yeah sure it's nice.
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink dagger!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink dagger? I don't need to blink!
  • Play Bloodstone (4875) r Bloodstone!
  • Play Shiva's Guard (4700) r Shiva's Guard!
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5500) r Heart of Tarrasque!
  • Play Linken's Sphere (4800) r Linken's Sphere!
  • Play Scythe of Vyse (5650) r Scythe of Vyse!
  • Play Pipe of Insight (3100) r Pipe of Insight!
  • Play Assault Cuirass (5250) r Assault Cuirass!
  • Play Blade Mail (2200) r Blademail!
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Radiance!
  • Play Eul's Scepter of Divinity (2725) r Scepter of Divinity!
  • Play Quelling Blade (200) r Quelling Blade!
  • Play Vanguard (2150) r Vanguard!
  • Play Black King Bar (3975) r Black King Bar!
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Immortality!

25% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal They can't kill me. Nobody can.

10% chance

Dying[edit | edit source]

  • Play No!
  • Play Finally came for me.
  • Play Feeling peaceful!
  • Play Malfunction?
  • Play Ow!
  • Play Dammit!
  • Play Oh not the trees! No!
  • Play Eject! Eject!
  • Play No this is not happening!
  • Play Ah you traitor!
  • Play Ah nuts.
  • Play This is not happening!
  • Play Oh! So exposed!
  • Play What? What-what happened?
  • Play Oh it's all so clear to me now.
  • Play Dammit.

Respawning[edit | edit source]

  • Play It is dangerous out there.
  • Play Oh no. Back here again?
  • Play Trees? Why did it have to be trees?
  • Play Hey don't tell me to calm down. I am calm!
  • Play I am completely sane!
  • Play Revving up!
  • Play It's great to be back. Well that's what I tell people anyway.
  • Play I tell you, you wouldn't believe where I've been! You know, no one ever does.

5% chance

  • Play You know I'm really not a fan of that dying thing. No, it's not for me.

Reincarnating

  • Play They're all against me! All of 'em!

Bottling Runes[edit | edit source]

  • Play This is my scheming face.
  • Play Never know! You just never, never know.
  • Play This will save me?

Activating runes[edit | edit source]

Bounty

Double Damage

  • Play Double damage!

25% chance

  • Play I'll cut and then I'll cut again.

Haste

25% chance

  • Play Run run run runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!

Illusion

25% chance

  • Play Oh great, now I'm seeing things too.

Invisibility

25% chance

  • Play Hey! Where'd I go?

Regeneration

25% chance

  • Play Oil the joints. Sharpen the blades.

Ability on cooldown[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

  • Play Not yet.
  • Play Nyeh I'm not ready.
  • Play It's not time yet.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

  • Play Hey! I said not yet!
  • Play I said I'm not ready!
  • Play Hey! I told you! It isn't time yet!

Not enough mana[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

  • Play I'm out of mana!
  • Play Are you hearing me? No mana!
  • Play Oh. Will you get-Not. Enough. Mana!

Taking damage[edit | edit source]

3 seconds cooldown

25% chance

  • Play 120 I'm under attack!

Selecting[edit | edit source]

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Someone once told me I needed to face fear to get over it, and I thought well why not take a step further and cut my fear into little pieces then set my fear on fire then throw the hot ash of my fear into a lake and then poison the lake. Simple!
  • Play I'm not a lumberjack, and no, I'm not okay. I thank you.
  • Play Trees? Well nobody said anything about trees.
  • Play It is dangerous out there.

Chat responses[edit | edit source]

Lane missing

  • Play Missing top!
  • Play Missing middle!
  • Play Missing bottom!

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

  • Play Ah thanks.
  • Play You're one of the good ones!
  • Play I almost trust you.

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play He he he he!
  • Play He he he he he!
  • Play Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ha!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Match end[edit | edit source]

Won

  • Play Victory.
  • Play We won! We won! Ha ha ha! Yes! What did we win? What? Clarify.

Lost

  • Play Defeated!
  • Play No escape! No escape! They they're gonna find me! They'll get me I'm telling you I know it they cz vz mm!
  • Play No! No no!

Cosmetic item drop[edit | edit source]

Common

  • Play Finally a pleasant surprise.

Uncommon

  • Play Who told you I wanted this? Who? I want to thank them!

Rare and higher

  • Play This! This is what I have always wanted! Always!
  • Play Oh! Oh! Oh-oh-you see this? You see? Oh this is what I've always wanted! Oh I'm so happy!

Misc[edit | edit source]

Wizard

  • Play u Crummy wizard.
  • Play u Shitty wizard.

Anger

Happy