Techies responses

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Techies' response rules are "split up" to give all 3 characters a certain chance to speak.

  • If all 3 of them are named in a category, then Squee has a 55%, Spleen a 40% and Spoon a 5% chance.
  • If Spoon is not named, then Squee has a 55% and Spleen 45% chance.
  • If none are named, all lines have an equal chance.

Entering battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play Techies!
  • Play We're Techies Demolitions! Hey, how you doing?
  • Play Techies Demolitions! We put the tech in tech-nically we meant to do that.
  • Play If you want explosions. Accept no substitutes!
  • Play I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • Play They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?

Taunting[edit | edit source]

  • Play This one is in the bag! Uh, but the fuses are in there!
  • Play This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.

Beginning battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!

Moving[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

  • Play You sure? Quit arguing!
  • Play We're going, we're going! Geez.
  • Play Hm hm he he.
  • Play Heh, hwa ho.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
  • Play Ye-hehes!
  • Play Let's go!
  • Play Woo hoo!
  • Play Weee-ee-eee-ee!
  • Play Huh? What?
  • Play Huh huh hoo.
  • Play Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
  • Play Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
  • Play Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
  • Play Woo! He ha ha ha huh huh huh!
  • Play Off we go!

Spoon

Attacking[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Ordering a spell cast[edit | edit source]

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

  • Play u Let's light the fuse!

Abilities[edit | edit source]

Land Mines icon.png Land Mines
On cast
Squee

Spleen

Killing enemy
25% chance

  • Play Hah! Got one!
  • Play Pretty! Yeah!
  • Play Kaboom!
  • Play Bang!
  • Play I heard something!
  • Play There it goes!
  • Play Kaboom!
  • Play Boom!
  • Play Too bad, hot foot!
  • Play Watch your step!
  • Play How much powder'd you pack into that one? Uh, most of it!

Stasis Trap icon.png Stasis Trap
On cast
75% chance

  • Play Trap is set! Oh ho ho oh boy!
  • Play I wonder what we'll catch!
  • Play Clever!
  • Play Sneaky.
  • Play Mhahaha, eh he he!
  • Play Sneaky!
  • Play Fun! Huhuhu!
  • Play Ah, hm hm hm hm hm hm!
  • Play Nnhaahahaha shh! Khskhs!
  • Play Te he he he! He he, ha ha!

Stunning enemy

  • Play u Oh! What'd we catch?
  • Play u There she goes!
  • Play u Gotcha!
  • Play u Something's caught!
  • Play u The traps work! Told you!
  • Play u There she goes!
  • Play u Gotcha!

Remote Mines icon.png Remote Mines
On cast
Squee

  • Play Here goes nothing.
  • Play Hope this works.
  • Play Oh boy!
  • Play And done.
  • Play There we go. Yeyuyu.
  • Play There's a good little mine.
  • Play There we are.
  • Play And just so.
  • Play Isn't that nice.
  • Play And plant you right there.
  • Play And planting over there.
  • Play And a planting over here. Mm mm mm.
  • Play Very nice.
  • Play Beautiful.
  • Play Just beautiful.
  • Play So beautiful.
  • Play Yes you're a good little mine. Yes you are.

1% chance

  • Play Bomb has been planted.

Spleen

  • Play Aw, just look at it. Nice.
  • Play Here goes nothing.
  • Play Hope this works.
  • Play Isn't that nice. Yes you are.
  • Play Uhsersadadadan there.
  • Play Anodotonusonurdedum there.
  • Play Annodododotododo there.
  • Play There's a good little mine.
  • Play Who's a good little mine.

Focused Detonate icon.png Focused Detonate
Killing enemy
15% chance

  • Play Boom! Ah ha ha ha!
  • Play Button!
  • Play Yes!
  • Play It worked!
  • Play Wow!
  • Play Explosions!
  • Play So beautiful!
  • Play Boom! Ah he he he he!
  • Play u My favorite!
  • Play Ye-he-hes!
  • Play It worked!
  • Play Ye-he-ha-ha-ha-hes!
  • Play Ah! I can't believe it worked!
  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Wow!
  • Play To peace! To pieces!
  • Play Where'd he go? Everywhere!
  • Play And that is why I wake up in the morning!

5% chance

Leveling up[edit | edit source]

  • Play I got an idea! Me too!
  • Play What if we- Quiet, I'm trying to think.
  • Play I think this just might work! Yeah.
  • Play Bam!
  • Play Ammonium nitrate, fulminated mercury- What're we missing?
  • Play What's next? Let's find out!
  • Play My mind is exploding with ideas. Not literally I hope!
  • Play Hoh! I'm brilliant. You are?
  • Play Fantastic! Agreed.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play You're a genius! Aw shucks, go on.
  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Bam!
  • Play Dynamite! Uh not quite.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm eh he he he he he!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

5% chance

Killing an enemy[edit | edit source]

  • Play Eureka!
  • Play Eureekaaa!
  • Play Didn't mean to hurt ya! I did.
  • Play You died for science!
  • Play Let's do that again! Yeah!
  • Play H-hey! Don't blame us!
  • Play Next time wear safety goggles!
  • Play I can't believe that worked.
  • Play Now that's what I call a success.
  • Play So much for peaceful applications.
  • Play I can't believe that worked.
  • Play Proper safety is really boring.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ba-boom! Bang!
  • Play Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
  • Play Explosions! Explosions!
  • Play Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
  • Play Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Play He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

5% chance

  • Play Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
  • Play Hey. You okay?
  • Play Watch your step next time.

Killing a specific enemy
20% chance

  • Play Alchemist Quit hogging all the good chems!
  • Play Gyrocopter Sorry Gyro! Next time try planting your explosives.
  • Play Tinker What kind of science was that? Where're the explosions?
  • Play Ogre Magi He seemed pretty clever. Heh, for an ogre.
  • Play Ogre Magi Definitely less than the sum of his heads.
  • Play Ogre Magi Dimwit.
  • Play Abyssal Underlord u That's a nice crater you've got there.
  • Play Io Well, that was colorful. So pretty.

3% chance

  • Play Doom They're going to have to glue you back together! Yeah, in Hell!

First Blood

  • Play First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awww.. No blood?
  • Play First blood! Start with a bang!

10% chance

  • Play First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. Awwww.. No blood? Nope.

Meeting an ally[edit | edit source]

During earlygame, within 1000 radius

  • Play Alchemist r So they say your alchemy blew up an entire mountain? How'd you do it?
  • Play Ogre Magi r Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
  • Play Jakiro r Keep your breath off our powder and we'll do just fine, Jakiro.
  • Play Pudge r Hey Pudge! Give us a hand. We'll cook your dinner for ya!
  • Play Tiny r Tiny! Could you help us test a few weight triggers?
  • Play Dark Seer r Vacuums? Explosives? Hey Dark Seer, I have an idea!
  • Play Tinker r I've heard bot guy never disappoints!

Last hitting[edit | edit source]

60 seconds cooldown

5% chance

  • Play Science! Please stop saying that.

Denying[edit | edit source]

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item[edit | edit source]

  • Play r Let's grind it down! Could be something useful in there.
  • Play r You think it'll fly? If we throw it.
  • Play r Ah, more bang for our buck. That was a lot of bucks.

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Ah, scepter!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Idea: scepter-enhanced sparkpowder haan! haah! ! I like it!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Ahhh, scepter.
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink Dagger!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Interesting. The alloy appears to be-- Shut up, it's magic!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Is this for experiments or ambushes? W-what's the difference?
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink Dagger!
  • Play Eul's Scepter of Divinity (2825) r Scepter of Divinity!
  • Play Scythe of Vyse (5650) r Scythe of Vyse!
  • Play Force Staff (2250) r Force Staff!
  • Play Bloodstone (4900) r Bloodstone!
  • Play Orchid Malevolence (4075) r Orchid Malevolence!
  • Play Linken's Sphere (5125) r Linken's Sphere!
  • Play Shiva's Guard (4700) r Shiva's Guard!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5200) u Refresher Orb!
  • Play Refresher Orb (5200) u Refresher Orb? Hmm, yeah not sure how this works.
  • Play Necronomicon (2650,  1200) r Necronomicon!
  • Play Shadow Blade (2800) r Shadow Blade!
  • Play Manta Style (4950) r Manta Style!
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal () Immortality!

25% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal () Crossover trial!

20% chance

  • Play r Necronomicon (2650,  1200) Necronomicon! Let's make some friends.
  • Play r Shadow Blade (2800) Shadow Blade! A cloaking device!
  • Play r Manta Style (4950) Manta Style! Ooo, quadratic!
  • Play r Boots of Travel (2400) I got us some traveling shoes! Nice!
  • Play r Boots of Travel (2400) Have boots! Will travel.

15% chance

  • Play r Claymore (1400) Claymore! But not that kind of claymore.

Dying[edit | edit source]

Respawning[edit | edit source]

  • Play Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
  • Play So, what'd you do with your break? Uh, I think I was dead. Oh.
  • Play You again? What of it?
  • Play Well, that was interesting.
  • Play Why did they kill us? Yeah, that's our job. W-what?
  • Play I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
  • Play So, where were we? No idea.
  • Play Are we alive or dead? Let's find out.
  • Play Welcome back, guys.
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. Okay, let's not do that again. Why not?
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. Oh my ears are still ringing. Huh?
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. We're back! Success!
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. Not running that experiment again. Huh, no kidding.

Reincarnating

  • Play Hey! Wake up! Okay. Okay!
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. Once more! With feeling!
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. u Back after this!
  • Play Error {{hero name}}: needs parameter 1 defined as a Hero. u Back after this!

Bottling Runes[edit | edit source]

  • Play Was that the bottle the nitro was in? Auh, one of em.
  • Play We might need this in a bit. Why, what're you planning?

Activating runes[edit | edit source]

Bounty

30% chance

  • Play 300 Is that for me? It's for all of us!

Double Damage

  • Play Double damage!
  • Play Double damage!

5% chance

  • Play Double damage! But there's three of us.

Haste

25% chance

  • Play Hey! Why'd everything slow down?
  • Play Let's-go-let's-go-let's-go-let's-go!

Illusion

5% chance

Invisibility

25% chance

  • Play Invisible numbers!

Regeneration

25% chance

  • Play I think your eyebrow's growing back.

Ability on cooldown[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

  • Play Not yet.
  • Play We're not ready.
  • Play It's not time yet.
  • Play Not yet.
  • Play We're not ready.
  • Play It's not time yet.

Second attempt within 10 seconds

  • Play Not yet.
  • Play We're not ready.
  • Play It's not time yet.
  • Play Not yet.
  • Play We're not ready.
  • Play It's not time yet.

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

  • Play Not yet!
  • Play We're not ready!
  • Play It's not time yet!
  • Play Not yet!
  • Play We're not ready!
  • Play It's not time yet!

Not enough mana[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage[edit | edit source]

3 seconds cooldown
Squee

Spleen

Spoon

25% chance

  • Play 120 We're under attack!
  • Play 120 We're under attack!

Selecting[edit | edit source]

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Okay, whatever you do, don't hit that button till I tell you to. What, this button? Stop!
  • Play Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
  • Play Explosives are only as dangerous as the person who builds them. Uh oh.
  • Play Who said we couldn't count to three, huh?

Chat responses[edit | edit source]

Lane missing

  • Play Missing top!
  • Play Missing top!
  • Play Missing middle!
  • Play Missing middle!
  • Play Missing bottom!
  • Play Missing bottom!

Thanking
thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

5% chance

Laughing
/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown
Squee

  • Play Mss khe khe he he khe!
  • Play Mhe he he he he.
  • Play Hm hm huh huh huh huh!
  • Play Hm hm mm hm hm!
  • Play He he he he ha ha ha!
  • Play He he ha ha ha!
  • Play Hm hm he he!
  • Play Eh he he he he he!
  • Play Eh ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh ho! Oh ho ho-ho!
  • Play Ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Spleen

  • Play Hm hm he he.
  • Play Mm hm hm hm hm he he.
  • Play Mhuhuhuhehehehe.
  • Play Hmhmhehmhehehehehehehehh.
  • Play Hmha ha ha ha ha hehe.
  • Play Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Eh hu ho ho ho ho!
  • Play Oo ho ho, ooh ho ho ho!
  • Play Hehe, hehehe, hehehehe he he ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Wo ho ho! Ah ha! Eh he he he he!
  • Play Uh ho ho ho ho ho hoo!
  • Play He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!

Spoon

  • Play r Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
  • Play Ah ha hm hm.

Match end[edit | edit source]

Won

5% chance

  • Play Can I come out now?

Lost

  • Play No!
  • Play Defeated.
  • Play Well that was a dud. Yeah.
  • Play Well, a failed result is still a result. Eh heh.
  • Play Defeated.

5% chance

  • Play We're a sorry buncha losers. You said it.
  • Play Well, we tried.
  • Play Phooey.

3% chance

  • Play Counter-Techies win.

Cosmetic item drop[edit | edit source]

Common

Uncommon

  • Play Is that for me? It's for all of us!

10% chance

  • Play Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?

Rare and higher

  • Play I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.

Misc[edit | edit source]

Failure

  • Play u Huh. We sure bombed that.
  • Play u Bomb has been defused. Darn!
  • Play u Premature detonation. Don't worry--happens to a lot of explosives.
  • Play u A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
  • Play u I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!

Wizard

  • Play u Crummy wizard. He really is.
  • Play u Shitty wizard. Language!

Anger

Happy

These lines are variations on existing lines with Spoon, without the reverberation from the barrel.

  • Play u I am Squee! I'm Spleen! And I'm Spoon!
  • Play u They call me Squee! They call me Spleen! They don't know I'm here. Who said that?
  • Play u Measurements made. Bombs built. Powder's dry. Okay, let's blow something up!
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u Uh huh.
  • Play u C'mon guys.
  • Play u We got it.
  • Play u They're on it.
  • Play u Huh! Heh hehe he he he he he he he he. What're you giggling about?
  • Play u Mm hmm.
  • Play u Ah ha hm hm.
  • Play u Hm hm.
  • Play u Huh? What?
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u We got it.
  • Play u Ha!
  • Play u First blood? Uh, I only see a crater. No blood? Nope.
  • Play u Bye! Bye! Bye.
  • Play u Yup.
  • Play u Oh yeah.
  • Play u Ba-boom! Bang! Pow.
  • Play u Hey. You okay?
  • Play u Watch your step next time.
  • Play u Science! Please stop saying that.
  • Play u Oww.
  • Play u Everybody make it back? I think so. Yep. Who keeps talking?
  • Play u I think I still smell sulfur. Sorry.
  • Play u Welcome back, guys.
  • Play u Is that for me? It's for all of us! Even me?
  • Play u I'm just not gonna tell the guys about this.
  • Play u Double damage! But there's three of us.
  • Play u Thanks.
  • Play u S'alright? S'alright.
  • Play u Thank ye.
  • Play u This one is in the barrel! Um, just me in here.
  • Play u Well, we tried.
  • Play u Can I come out now?
  • Play u Spoon was in the workshop when it exploded, right? I think so. No I wasn't. You know, sometimes I can still hear his voice.
  • Play u Ow.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Dah.
  • Play u Don't like it.
  • Play u Ooch.
  • Play u Ow.
  • Play u Oof.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Quit it.
  • Play u No.
  • Play u Stop.
  • Play u Quit it.
  • Play u Hey.
  • Play u Don't do that.
  • Play u Hey now.
  • Play u Aw.
  • Play u Uh.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Aww.
  • Play u Hmm.
  • Play u Uhh.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Darnit.
  • Play u Goldarnit.
  • Play u Aw shoot.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Phooey.
  • Play u Mm.
  • Play u Mmhmm!
  • Play u Yehm!
  • Play u Ahhh.
  • Play u Hmmm.
  • Play u Mmm!
  • Play u Mmm.
  • Play u Mm hm hm hm.
  • Play u Mm hm!
  • Play u Hm.