Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack | ||
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Rarity: Mythical
Slot: Announcer Pack | ||
This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the unique and unruly humor of Dota 2 satirist Pyrion Flax. | ||
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Pyrion Flax Announcer Pack | ||
Announcer: Pyrion Flax Mega-Kills: Pyrion Flax |
Set Items
Welcome
50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only
- ▶️ Um, is this thing working? followup
- ▶️ Dota 2. If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now. followup
- ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. followup
- ▶️ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to Dota 2. followup
- ▶️ Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to losing at Dota 2. followup
- ▶️ Uh welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to Dota 2. followup
- ▶️ Phone off the hook. Shirt off. Pants off. Time to Dotes! followup
- ▶️ Time for Dota! Mhu hu ha ha haa! followup
- ▶️ Mhu hu hu ha ha ha! Let us Dotes. followup
- ▶️ Dota 2 welcomes you! followup
- ▶️ u Welcome to Dota 2.
- ▶️ It's a lovely day outside and here you are, playing Dota 2. followup
5% chance, only for the same modes as above
1% chance, only for the same modes as above
Game mode
All Pick
All Random
- ▶️ r All random? What the bloody hell is going on?
- ▶️ r All random? Why would you do such a thing?
- ▶️ r All random.
Captain's Draft
Captain's Mode
Deathmatch
Easy Mode
- ▶️ u Easy mode! My favorite mode!
Least Played
Mid Only
Random Draft
Reverse Captain's Mode
Single Draft
Other Modes
Limited Heroes, One vs One and other possible future game modes
- ▶️ r Pick your hero!
Drafting
Picking
Banning
- ▶️ Ban a thing!
- ▶️ Your turn to ban.
- ▶️ Ban someone please!
- ▶️ Soon they will ban.
- ▶️ They're gonna ban someone.
- ▶️ Enemy's turn to ban.
- ▶️ Your opponents are banning.
- ▶️ Radiant team ban.
- ▶️ The green team's banning someone now.
- ▶️ Dire team ban.
- ▶️ Bad dudes banning someone now.
1% chance
- ▶️ Ban a dude. Ban Dark Seer, he's terrifying!
Time left to pick
- ▶️ u 10 Seconds idiot.
- ▶️ 5 seconds remaining.
- ▶️ Reserve time.
- ▶️ u You are using reserve time.
- ▶️ u Extra time.
- ▶️ u You are using extra time.
3% chance
- ▶️ Reserve time. It's not free, you know.
Draft end
- ▶️ u Our team is complete.
- ▶️ u Your team is complete.
- ▶️ u Radiant's team is complete.
- ▶️ u Dire's team is complete.
- ▶️ Well done, whoever did that. Let's just play Dota 2 now, geez. followup
- ▶️ Pick your hero!
- ▶️ You may now select your hero.
Picking specific heroes
30% chance
- ▶️ r Man, once people start calling you ancient, you know it's over.
- ▶️ r So Ancient Apparition is an apparition of an ancient apparition?
- ▶️ r Two men enter, one man leaves.
- ▶️ r Anti-fun!
- ▶️ r Hands up if you hate Anti-Mage!
- ▶️ r He hits you so hard you turn into a number!
- ▶️ r This dude is bloody terrifying.
- ▶️ r Heh he he he fire! He he he!
- ▶️ r He's master of beasts and who does he get to help him? A bird and a pig. Whop-e-do!
- ▶️ r Can he even see with that thing on?
- ▶️ r I hope he's got some cider on him.
- ▶️ r I reckon, and I'm going out on a limb here, but I reckon that this lad likes a drink.
- ▶️ r Ahh! Bloody hell! Get a massive newspaper!
- ▶️ r Buttons buttons buttons!
- ▶️ r The charge of the extremely heavy brigade.
- ▶️ r Part man, part centaur.
- ▶️ r Long lost cousin of the coneheads.
- ▶️ r He's like a really bloody unpleasant hedgehog.
- ▶️ r Ahh! It's Dark Seer! Ahh!
- ▶️ r Disruptor? I hardly knew her!
- ▶️ r He's got a lizard, a huge beard, and he can harness electricity! He's the man!
- ▶️ r Doommmmmm!
- ▶️ r Doom!
- ▶️ r Doom!
- ▶️ r Hail Doombringer.
- ▶️ r He's a dragon, a knight, and in his spare time he likes to bake.
- ▶️ r The words Drow and Ranger together is like a nerd magnet.
- ▶️ r He's a big old lovable sloth bear thing.
- ▶️ r He's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, boxed up and shoved in a crate and stored in a giant warehouse.
- ▶️ r It's gyro, not geero. He's not a flying bloody kebab.
- ▶️ r One of the few truly mustachioed heroes in the game.
- ▶️ r Huskar used to be called Buskar, but people don't give you spare change when you stab them in the neck with a flaming spear.
- ▶️ r This dragon has two heads?
- ▶️ r He's the bogof of the dragon world!
- ▶️ r Buy one dragon, get another dragon glued on the side!
- ▶️ r Buy one dragon, get another dragon melded on to the side! There's two dragons hrrr!
- ▶️ r Go on juggles!
- ▶️ r Behind that mask is a dude who is insanely dizzy!
- ▶️ r The trick with Kotl is you annoy the hell out of everybody!
- ▶️ r A bloody great blue pony thing.
- ▶️ r Hell yeah, it's Lich!
- ▶️ r You can't break those cuffs!
- ▶️ r I can break these cuffs!
- ▶️ r He looks like somebody reanimated a pizza.
- ▶️ r Oh ho ho! Oh Lina. Oh ho!
- ▶️ r She can light my fire. Because uh, she's a woman and she's got the fire and everything.
- ▶️ r Give 'em the finger!
- ▶️ r Here on the plains of the Serengeti we see the ugliest magician in the universe.
- ▶️ r What happens if he tries to hex an actual frog?
- ▶️ r How can he be called Lone Druid when he has a bear for company?
- ▶️ r Beware the moon!
- ▶️ r Good doggie! Nice little pooch!
- ▶️ r More Meepos, more problems.
- ▶️ r Worst forty-five minutes of my life was playing as Meepo.
- ▶️ r He's composed of H2O molecules that bonded with molecules of pure, grade-A bullpoop to form this monstrosity.
- ▶️ r County's biggest, dampest, most unpleasant bumhead.
- ▶️ r Naga siren. Sound the BS alarm. Aauuuuooonnn.
- ▶️ r More like Nature's Profit! Am I right? Prophet. Proph-prophet yeah it works better on paper.
- ▶️ u Necrolyte! The diet version of Necro.
- ▶️ r He works nights. Give the man a break.
- ▶️ r It's night dude!
- ▶️ r This guy is trying way too hard to be Sand King.
- ▶️ r Oh my God. I have literally no idea what to do against this guy.
- ▶️ r He looks like a really angry cat, but he has nothing to complain about.
- ▶️ r A phantom lancer is worse than a phantom fart, let me tell ya.
- ▶️ r He's a cockney. No I don't care what you think. Pudge is a cockney.
- ▶️ r Cor blimey gov!
- ▶️ r Her sister is Queen of Pine, and works for a large, Swedish furniture retailer.
- ▶️ r So hot. And so scary.
- ▶️ r Oh he's an electric razor. I finally get it!
- ▶️ r Hardest hero to draw, bar none.
- ▶️ r Multiply that by a Rubick.
- ▶️ r Harnesses the awesome power of s-sand.
- ▶️ r He's a bloody skeleton!
- ▶️ u He's got a bone motorcycle, he plays the trom-bone, he's got a bone phone, he's got it all!
- ▶️ r Something smells a bit mm-fishy.
- ▶️ r Slarduuuuur.
- ▶️ r Aw, a detestable little man.
- ▶️ r Slarkasm is the lowest form of wit.
- ▶️ r He's Meepo's brother. Just look at him.
- ▶️ r Sniper is awesome. At kill-stealing.
- ▶️ r Mmmmmove over!
- ▶️ r Storm Spirit! Ha ha ha!
- ▶️ r How can Sven inspire his allies when he's just like *mumbling sounds*?
- ▶️ r What kind of temple has an assassin?
- ▶️ r Rock beats scissors!
- ▶️ r He's a living misnomer!
- ▶️ r Undying!
- ▶️ r Who died and made you king of the zombies?
- ▶️ r He's a bear!
- ▶️ r Ursa is responsible for a lot of pants-soiling in my house.
- ▶️ r He doesn't need wards. He poops wards.
- ▶️ r Is it ve-no, or vee-no?
- ▶️ r See now this guy's easy. It's just q q q q q.
- ▶️ r Visaaaage. Sounds like an 80s band.
- ▶️ r Great. Now we're all going to die.
- ▶️ r Wisp looks like an alien that would totally kill a red shirt in an episode of Star Trek and be like my people do not comprehend death woooooo!
25% chance
- ▶️ r Ah! Popped collar! Pro player alarm sounded!
- ▶️ r Yes! More beef! More beef!
- ▶️ r Hmm hm! Bearded!
- ▶️ r Ah! Nice beard!
15% chance
- ▶️ r You Sneaky, unpleasant son of a bitch.
Beginning battle
Entering battle
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle.
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Prepare for battle!
- ▶️ Oh my god it's almost time!
Time before battle
30 seconds
10 seconds
Battle begins
- ▶️ Time to get angry with each other. followup
- ▶️ Please just bear in mind I'm trying my best here. followup
- ▶️ The battle begins! followup
- ▶️ Time to get angry with each other! followup
- ▶️ The battle. A'begins. followup
- ▶️ Time to man, or woman, up! followup
- ▶️ Time to man up! followup
Kills
First Blood
Spectator only
- ▶️ First blood! And I didn't miss it!
Double Kill
- ▶️ That's a twofer!
15% chance, player only
- ▶️ r You've got a double-kill! (harmonica)
1% chance, player only
- ▶️ r (While playing xylophone) They will sing a song about how awesome you were today because you have given them a thrill, because you've got a double kill!
Triple Kill
Ultra Kill
- ▶️ Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
Rampage
Killing Spree
Dominating
15% chance, player only
- ▶️ You just got drafted by Pwn State!
Mega Kill
15% chance, player only
- ▶️ You just killed a boy band's worth of enemies.
Unstoppable
- ▶️ Oh the humanity!
Wicked Sick
- ▶️ Nerf this man!
Monster Kill
- ▶️ Prophecy is true. He is the chosen one!
Godlike
Holy Shit
- ▶️ My god. It's full of stars!
Ownage
20% chance
- ▶️ r Ownage!
15% chance
- ▶️ r The square root of the own zone!
Non-streak related
5% chance, any player death
- ▶️ r Boosh!
- ▶️ r Boosh!
- ▶️ r Boosh!
- ▶️ r Boosh!
- ▶️ r Boosh!
- ▶️ r Skadoosh!
- ▶️ u Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!
- ▶️ u Oh boosh booshidie boosh-boosh!
- ▶️ r Aqua-boosh!
- ▶️ r We gotta take steps.
- ▶️ u You're an anchor for this team!
Team Wipe
Your team
15% chance
- ▶️ r Number one on Fails of the Week, guaranteed!
- ▶️ r Toughen up!
- ▶️ r Toughen up!
- ▶️ r Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
- ▶️ r What the Hell is going on?
5% chance
- ▶️ r Well done man! Now we can all respawn together and hold hands and sing songs around the freaking campfire about what an idiot you are.
Enemy team
50% chance
- ▶️ r Oh man that teamfight had more booshes than a boosh salad!
- ▶️ r Booshes galore!
- ▶️ r Does anybody else need a new pair of underpants.
- ▶️ r That play just made it into the Grand Pantheon of Dota 2 plays. But it is a very, very big pantheon.
- ▶️ r What are we playing for here?
- ▶️ r Bibble bibble bibble.
- ▶️ r We got this man. We got this by the ass.
- ▶️ r This is one of those games I wish was in slow-mo because my brain just melted.
- ▶️ r Okay, someone explain what happened because I have literally no idea.
Team announcements
Your | Radiant | Dire | Enemy | |
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Courier killed |
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Roshan killed |
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Structure under attack |
Top tower 25% chance
1% chance
Middle tower 25% chance
Bottom tower Top barracks Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
The Ancient |
Top tower
Middle tower Bottom tower
Top barracks
10% chance
Middle barracks Bottom barracks
10% chance
The Ancient |
Top tower Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
The Ancient |
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Structure fallen |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower Top barracks Middle barracks Bottom barracks |
Top tower Middle tower
Bottom tower Top barracks
10% chance
Middle barracks
Bottom barracks |
Top tower Middle tower
Bottom tower
Top barracks Middle barracks
Bottom barracks
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Top tower Middle tower Bottom tower
Top barracks Middle barracks Bottom barracks |
Structure denied |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Top tower Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower
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Top tower
Middle tower
Bottom tower |
Structures fortified |
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Megacreeps | ||||
Victory |
15% chance, Radiant team
15% chance, Dire team
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15% chance
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15% chance, Radiant team
15% chance, Dire team
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Respawning
5% chance
- ▶️ r If you do that again, your teammates are going to shout at you, and you will cry.
- ▶️ r Why aren't you getting this?
- ▶️ r Uh, being bad is a choice.
- ▶️ r Stop being aggressively terrible.
- ▶️ r Man this Batrider is awesome. He hasn't touched the ground once since the match started!
- ▶️ r Axe goes to base to respawn.
- ▶️ r Good day sir!
- ▶️ r You should steal the power of not sucking.
- ▶️ r Pudge, let's not sugarcoat it, this man is a food singularity!
- ▶️ r Spirit Breaker is not amoooosed.
Lane missing
- ▶️ u Your top is missing.
- ▶️ u Missing top!
- ▶️ u Missing top!
- ▶️ u Missing middle!
- ▶️ u Middle is missing!
- ▶️ u Missing middle!
- ▶️ u Your bottom is missing.
- ▶️ u Your bottom is missing.
- ▶️ u Where's your bottom? It's missing!
Periods with no action
15% chance, any time
- ▶️ u I may need to alt+tab from time to time to find out how this all works.
- ▶️ r It could go one way, or the other, which is to say: I have no idea what the Hell is going on.
- ▶️ r How's the weather there? Eh? Raining here. Yeah. Rubbish isn't it. Oh well.
- ▶️ r Let me just set my alarm here. Wake me up when people start playing Dota.
15% chance, mid game and onward
- ▶️ r Ah to be young again.
- ▶️ r I wish to God I could be even one-tenth as good as these guys.
- ▶️ r Somebody take over please. I need to make a cup of tea.
- ▶️ r Once upon a time, there was a game of Dota 2. And nothing happened at all.
- ▶️ r Congratulations. You're the one-millionth Dota 2 player to make me fall asleep.
- ▶️ r (whistling)
- ▶️ r (whistling)
- ▶️ r This game is like a donut filled with lava and diamonds. Boiling hot diamonds!
- ▶️ r Thanks for inviting me to commentate on the most boring game ever!
- ▶️ r Mrs. Flax just asked me if I ever intend to spend time with my family again. Answer is no.
- ▶️ r Stick the bloody kettle on, would you?
Purchasing specific items
25% chance
- ▶️ r You got the omlette!
- ▶️ r You got the omlette!
- ▶️ r Armlet of Mordigigigigian!
- ▶️ r Armlet of Mordigigiagugun!
- ▶️ r Armlet of Mordigiagan.
- ▶️ r Aghanim's skepter.
- ▶️ r Aghanim's scepter. There's almost certainly something else you should've bought.
- ▶️ r Bash some skulls!
- ▶️ r Battlefury.
- ▶️ r Black king bar.
- ▶️ r Ah black king bar!
- ▶️ r Blade mail.
- ▶️ r Blinku dagger!
- ▶️ r Blink dagger.
- ▶️ r Noice blink dagger.
- ▶️ r Bloodstooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.
- ▶️ r Has to be the most terrifying butterfly ever.
- ▶️ r Daedaladlus. Daeladelus.
- ▶️ r Dagon'it!
- ▶️ r Dagoon!
- ▶️ r Dagon.
- ▶️ r Divine Rapier. Lord have mercy.
- ▶️ r Rapier throw incoming!
- ▶️ r Drum of endurance. Now with electrolytes!
- ▶️ r Eaglesong!
- ▶️ r Ethereal blade!
- ▶️ r E-blade!
- ▶️ r Eul's scepter of spinerocity.
- ▶️ r Nobody's forcing you. Heh heh heh.
- ▶️ r Heart of Terrasque.
- ▶️ r Heaven's Halberd!
- ▶️ r Helm of the Demominiminator.
- ▶️ r Helm of the lowest common denominator.
- ▶️ r Hoodie of defiance.
- ▶️ r Take that, you invisible swine!
- ▶️ r Mm manta style.
- ▶️ r Your manta style is strong. But it is no match for my dragon style.
- ▶️ r Mjollininer.
- ▶️ r Mjoeoew.
- ▶️ r Mjeoneer.
- ▶️ r A monkey walks into a bar and, and the bartender says Why the long face? um…
- ▶️ r Mask of madness!
- ▶️ r If you buy Mask of Madness, you are literally mad.
- ▶️ r Ah! A mystic staff!
- ▶️ r Necronominina.
- ▶️ r Necrominomina. Necrominun. Necuclun. Necbook!
- ▶️ r Orchid Malevolelence!
- ▶️ r Peseverrence.
- ▶️ r Pipe! Of. Insight.
- ▶️ r Poor Man's Shield? This thing costs a fortune!
- ▶️ r Poor Man's Shield? Boy when I was young we couldn't afford any kind of shield. Had to make do with friend's face!
- ▶️ r When I was young, we couldn't afford a shield. Had to make do with a friend's face.
- ▶️ r Pub blade.
- ▶️ r Radiance!
- ▶️ r These do not stack.
- ▶️ r Rod of Atos. No healthcare for you.
- ▶️ r Sandwich and usual.
- ▶️ r Sandwich and pasta.
- ▶️ r Eye of Skadi.
- ▶️ r Power shoes.
- ▶️ r Shame you can't switch treads to 'do not suck'.
- ▶️ r Mega shoes.
- ▶️ r Vangward.
- ▶️ r Vongward.
- ▶️ r Veil of Discord, or as I call it: Christmas at my mother in law's! Ba-dombo-tsh!
20% chance
15% chance
- ▶️ r Mana boots! Hell yeah!
- ▶️ r Arcane boots. Now you can continue to waste mana in inefficient ways!
- ▶️ r Here friend. Have a sip from my bottle.
- ▶️ r A potion of clarity.
- ▶️ r Clarity potion. I could seriously use a few of these right now.
- ▶️ r What the Hell is that thing?
- ▶️ r Good luck little guy. You're gonna need it.
- ▶️ r No mere donkey, this.
- ▶️ r Could someone please upgrade the courier-oh! Thank you.
- ▶️ r Congrats! Your courier can now fly to its death instead of just walk there.
- ▶️ r Pff, heavy hands.
- ▶️ r Mekansm. Ugh. I hate having to buy this boring, boring item.
- ▶️ r Quelling blade!
- ▶️ r Queue-ling blade!
- ▶️ r Now you can eat trees. So useful!
- ▶️ r Tangos. Mm, delicious.
- ▶️ r Tangos. Use them wisely.
- ▶️ r Delicious tangos.
10% chance
- ▶️ r Smoke gank incoming!
- ▶️ r Tryhards.
- ▶️ r You know what you're doing!
- ▶️ r Only me and Lich get excited about wards. I know that's pathetic.
- ▶️ r I love wards almost as much as Lich does.
- ▶️ r Wards. Now you have no excuse for getting ganked.
- ▶️ r Band of Elvenskin? Literally? That's barbaric!
- ▶️ r Dusty springfield!
- ▶️ r Invisible swine!
- ▶️ r Take that, you invisible swine!
- ▶️ r Linken's what?
- ▶️ r Magic stick!
- ▶️ r Uh if you like that magic stick, I have some magic beans for you.
- ▶️ r Here, this stick is magic, I promise.
- ▶️ r Slippers of Agility? Have you ever tried running in slippers?
5% chance
- ▶️ r This salve cannot heal a broken heart.
- ▶️ r Iron branches. Far, far more useful than they sound.
- ▶️ r There is no town. Just more bloody towers.
1% chance
- ▶️ r About bloody time.
Unclassified
- ▶️ u What do we do with a drunken P-Flax early in the morning.
- ▶️ u Why isn't this courier upgraded you legendarily worthless bastard?!
Followups
Welcome
All Pick
- ▶️ r All pick.
25% chance
- ▶️ r All pick, thank God.
Least Played
- ▶️ r Least played!
25% chance
Limited Heroes
- ▶️ r Pick your hero!
Mid Only
Draft end
Battle begins
50% chance
- ▶️ The eternal struggle betwixt creep and creep lumbers on.
- ▶️ Go on creeps! Hit those other creeps!
- ▶️ Boom! Welcome to Pyrion Flax's guide to being a Dota 2 announcer.
50% chance, when team consists of 5 carries
- ▶️ This team is the manliest team imaginable!
15% chance
- ▶️ Into the valley of death rode the five idiots.
First Blood
25% chance
- ▶️ I don't know if you're hacking or my game is bugged or something but seriously.
- ▶️ My three-year-old can do this.
Triple Kill, Rampage & Killing Spree
15% chance
- ▶️ r Now where did I put my grave-dancing shoes?
Godlike
- ▶️ r Before he knew it, nine men lay dead at his feet. Nine!
- ▶️ r Roll around in their insides. DO IT!
Structures fortified
10% chance, when enemy fortified
- ▶️ r Their tower's doing that woooo thing. Fortified!
Roshan killed
5% chance, when own team killed
- ▶️ r The Aegis-slash-Aajis-slash-Eejis of the immortal!
25% chance, third death and onward
- ▶️ r So l-let me get this straight: you walk into a man's house, you kill him, and you take his cheese. What's wrong with you?
- ▶️ r Congratulations on making a really sad story even sadder.
- ▶️ r He has cheese in his pockets?
- ▶️ r Cheese!
- ▶️ r Pure cheese.
1% chance, third death and onward
- ▶️ r Now I have an aegis. Ho ho ho.
Victory
- ▶️ u Congratulations. Here's the end screen.
50% chance, for winning team
- ▶️ Wow! Oh! I mean I--I didn't see that coming!
- ▶️ If it wasn't for my guides, this would not have been possible.
- ▶️ I'm glad we won.
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ (Incoherent cheering)
- ▶️ Yay! We won! MVP goes to the guy with the longest name.
- ▶️ Woo hoo! We won! MVP goes to whoever died the most. Well done!
15% chance, for losing team
- ▶️ You lost. It was totally my fault. I'm really sorry.
Positive
30% chance
- ▶️ r If it was me, I'd need a new pair of pants.
- ▶️ r Are you serious?
- ▶️ r Are you serious?
- ▶️ r Hmm hm hm ho ho ho ha ha!
- ▶️ r Ha ha ha ha ha gold!
- ▶️ r Die große Mannen auf dem Campus.
- ▶️ r Noice!
- ▶️ r This is really remarkable Steve.
- ▶️ r Take that you bounders!
1% chance, enemy tower destroyed, players only
Negative
30% chance
- ▶️ r Wow, you make me look good. Thanks!
- ▶️ r A wizard should know better.
- ▶️ r Booo!
- ▶️ r Bro do you even lift?
- ▶️ r Bro do you even lift?
- ▶️ r If you're feeling faint that's okay. Just lie down, elevate the legs, and breathe into this paper bag.
- ▶️ r There is no ointment, cream, nor poultice to heal these wounds.
- ▶️ r Who did that? Who did that?
5% chance
- ▶️ r Is there any way back from this? No.
- ▶️ r Towers are being bulldozed, but for what? This is all meaningless!
1% chance, Dire tower destroyed, spectators only
- ▶️ r Bad dudes. Why didn't you buy TP scrolls? Seriously. Even I do that.
Negative ongoing
20% chance
- ▶️ r Ding dong!
- ▶️ r Can we pause please? I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
- ▶️ r Why is this so bloody difficult?
- ▶️ r We're detecting high levels of suckocity, captain.
- ▶️ r Ey yous guys doin' some great work fuggedaboutit.
- ▶️ r Ey fuggedaboutit.
- ▶️ r Oh man this is totally harshing my mellow.
- ▶️ r Guy guys guys. You need to defend here.
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