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Portal Pack
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The acerbic wit of Portal’s GLaDOS finally makes her Dota 2 announcer pack debut! The sarcastic A.I. will be only too happy to tell you when your barracks or towers have fallen. Included in the pack are the new Aperture Science Wardcores as well as the Portal HUD skin, both of which are only available through purchase of the Portal Pack.
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Released September 23, 2013 Patch
Origin Purchase
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Portal Pack
Announcer: GLaDOS
Mega-Kills: GLaDOS
Aperture Science Wardcore
Portal

The items in this bundle were inspired by Portal, another Valve game.

Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

10% chance, only for the same modes as above

  • Play Welcome to Dota. It's the hot new game you've been reading about in your eating magazines. followup
  • Play Welcome to Dota. Don't forget your little plastic sword. And all your chins. And your giant flagon of gravy. followup
  • Play You must be the one the others were talking about. The one with all the chins. followup

1% chance, only for the same modes as above

  • Play Welcome to Medieval Times. How many in your party tonight? followup

Game mode

  • Play u You're not going to like this one.
  • Play u Oh good, something new to fail at.
  • Play u This is new.
  • Play u I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me I'd leave this new game mode alone.
  • Play u I wouldn't bother with this mode. My guess is that just clicking it will make your life even worse somehow.
  • Play u I was getting bored watching you lose in those other modes anyway.

All Pick

  • Play r All pick.
  • Play r Time to select from all these… things.

All Random

Captain's Draft

  • Play r Captain's draft.

Captain's Mode

  • Play r Captain's mode.

Deathmatch

Easy Mode

Least Played

  • Play r Least played.

Mid Only

One vs One

  • Play r This looks challenging. For you, I mean.
  • Play r Choose your hero.

Random Draft

  • Play r Random draft.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • Play r Reverse captain's mode.

Single Draft

  • Play r Single draft.

Other Modes
Limited Heroes and other possible future game modes

  • Play r Choose your hero.

Drafting

Picking

  • Play Your pick.
  • Play Your pick. Take your time.
  • Play Your pick. No pressure.
  • Play Your pick. Try not to embarrass yourself.
  • Play Their pick.
  • Play Radiant's pick.
  • Play Dire's pick.

Banning

  • Play Your turn to ban.
  • Play Your favorite part: banning.
  • Play Their ban.
  • Play Now they get to ban.
  • Play Radiant's ban.
  • Play Radiant team ban.
  • Play Dire's ban.
  • Play Dire team ban.

Time left to pick

  • Play Ten seconds to go.
  • Play Five seconds.
  • Play Reserve time.
  • Play u You're using reserve time.
  • Play u Extra time.
  • Play u You're using extra time.

Draft end

  • Play Choose your hero.
  • Play Time to select from all these… things.

20% chance

  • Play Your team is ready. followup
  • Play u The enemy team is ready.
  • Play u Radiant's team is ready.
  • Play u Dire's team is ready.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Play I'd get ready if I were you.
  • Play This should be interesting.
  • Play u Nobody'd think less of you if you abandoned, by the way.

Time before battle
30 seconds

  • Play It's almost time for everybody to die.
  • Play Thirty seconds to battle.
  • Play Battle will commence in thirty seconds.

10 seconds

  • Play Last chance to run.
  • Play Well, if you're ready--you're not, by the way--let's get started.
  • Play Ten seconds to battle.
  • Play Battle is imminent.

Battle begins

  • Play Ready? Well if you say so.
  • Play Well, hope you like bloodbaths.
  • Play 10 Battle starts in 3, 2, 1. followup
  • Play Battle begins.
  • Play It begins.
  • Play Let's begin.
  • Play Let's get this farce over with.

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

  • Play Triple homicide.

Ultra Kill

  • Play Ultra kill.
  • Play Quadruple homicide.

Rampage

  • Play 10 Rampage.
  • Play 10 Quintuple homicide.

Killing Spree

Dominating

20% chance, player only

  • Play I hope you're proud of yourself.

Mega Kill

20% chance

  • Play Those people had families.

Unstoppable

20% chance, player only

  • Play You should be in prison.

Wicked Sick

  • Play That blood won't come off.
  • Play I'm going to be sick.

Monster Kill

50% chance, player only

Godlike

Holy Shit

  • Play u Holy shit.
  • Play This is genocide.
  • Play I'm starting to think this was premeditated.

50% chance, player only

  • Play What you're doing is wrong.

Ownage

  • Play 10 Great teamwork, you vicious thugs.

Team Wipe
Your team
20% chance

  • Play r Your entire team is dead.
  • Play r Your team has been wiped out.
  • Play r You and everyone you cared about is dead.
  • Play r Remember that team of living people you used to be alive in?
  • Play u Everybody seems to be missing. I didn't do it.

Enemy team
50%% chance

  • Play r There's nobody left to kill. You killed them all.
  • Play r The enemy team has been wiped out.
  • Play r There's five more angels in heaven.
  • Play r The enemy's team has been wiped out after a long illness. I'm joking of course--you butchered them.

For spectators
40% chance, radiant wiped

  • Play r The Radiant team has been slaughtered.

40% chance, dire wiped

  • Play r The Dire team has been slaughtered.
  • Play r The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you watched. And did nothing.
  • Play r The Dire team has been slaughtered. While you sat there. And did nothing.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Play Radiant's courier has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's courier has been callously murdered.
  • Play Dire's courier has fallen.
  • Play Dire's courier has been callously murdered.
Roshan
killed
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Radiant.
  • Play Roshan has been killed by the Radiant.

10% chance

  • Play Roshan has been murdered by the Radiant.
    I guess we know who the real monster was all along.
  • Play Roshan has been callously butchered by the Radiant.
    I'll put in a request to notify his children that they're orphans now.

15% chance, third death and onward

  • Play The Radiant continues to murder poor, innocent Roshan.
  • Play Roshan has fallen to the Dire.
  • Play Roshan has been killed by the Dire.

10% chance

  • Play Roshan, who was just minding his own business,
    has been callously murdered by the Dire.

1% chance

  • Play Roshan--bestselling novelist, avid fly fisherman,
    proud father of three--has just been murdered by the Dire.
    I hope they're proud of themselves.

15% chance, third death and onward

  • Play The Dire's bloodlust for Roshan is insatiable.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • Play 10 Your top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Your top tower is being attacked.
  • Play 10 Your top tower is under siege.

3% chance

  • Play Your top tower is, well let's be honest, doomed.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Your middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Your middle tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Your middle tower is being attacked.

3% chance

  • Play I hope you weren't close with your middle tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Your bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Your bottom tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Your bottom tower is being attacked.

3% chance

  • Play Your bottom tower looks fantastic, by the way. Very fire-covered.

Top barracks

Middle barracks

Bottom barracks

The Ancient

10% chance

  • Play Remember that pristine, unattacked ancient you used to have?
  • Play Your ancient is doing… really great.
  • Play I'm sure you've noticed already, but your ancient's under attack.

Top tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is being attacked.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle tower is being attacked.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower is being attacked. followup
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower is under siege.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's top barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top barracks is being attacked.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's middle barracks is being attacked.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom barracks is being attacked.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is being attacked.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Dire's middle tower is being attacked.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is under attack. followup
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is under siege.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower is being attacked.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's top barracks is being attacked.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's middle barracks is being attacked.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks is under attack.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom barracks is being attacked.

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • Play 10 Your top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Your middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Your bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play Your bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Your top barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play Your top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Your middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play Your middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Your bottom barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play Your bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Play Radiant's top barracks has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Play Radiant's middle barracks has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Play Radiant's bottom barracks has fallen.
  • Play Radiant's bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has fallen.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Play Dire's top barracks has fallen.
  • Play Dire's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Play Dire's middle barracks has fallen.
  • Play Dire's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Play Dire's bottom barracks has fallen.
  • Play Dire's bottom barracks has been destroyed.

Top tower

  • Play 10 The enemy's top tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's top tower has been destroyed.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 The enemy's middle tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's middle tower has been destroyed.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's bottom tower has been destroyed.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 The enemy's top barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's top barracks has been destroyed.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's middle barracks has been destroyed.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. followup
  • Play The enemy's bottom barracks has been destroyed.
Structure
denied

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower has been denied.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's middle tower has been denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower has been denied.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower has been denied.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's middle tower has been denied.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower has been denied.

Top tower

Middle tower

Bottom tower

Structures
fortified
  • Play Radiant structures have been fortified.
  • Play Radiant has fortified its structures.
  • Play Dire's structures have been fortified.
  • Play Dire has fortified its structures.
Megacreeps
  • Play Radiant has spawned megacreeps.
  • Play Dire has spawned megacreeps.
Victory

20% chance

  • Play Radiant victory.
  • Play Victory for Radiant.
  • Play Victory goes to Radiant.
  • Play Radiant performed marginally less poorly than Dire
    and is, I suppose, the winner.
  • Play Dire victory.
  • Play Victory for Dire.
  • Play Victory goes to Dire.
  • Play Dire did not lose as badly as Radiant, and is
    technically the winner.

15% chance

Respawning

5% chance

  • Play Oh good. You're back.
  • Play Oh, you were gone. Because nobody noticed.
  • Play You're back. That's… great.
  • Play You're going to break that respawner using it so much. It wasn't built for this kind of traffic.
  • Play I hope you bought the fire gauntlets of strength goblet boots. I don't understand any of this.
  • Play You again.
  • Play Your terrifying reign of dying continues.
  • Play Well, see you back here soon.
  • Play Just because we can bring you back from the dead doesn't mean you can't dodge occasionally.
  • Play I thought you were dead. I'll let everybody who was worried about you know-okay I'm done.
  • Play Oh, you're back from whatever idiotic afterlife your preposterous race believes in.
  • Play Get back to battle. I think there's still a spot of ground out there that doesn't have your blood on it.

1% chance

  • Play They struck you down, but you've come back stronger! Wait, I'm sorry. I meant heavier. In the face. Anyway, waddle out there and do your best.

Lane missing

  • Play u The top lane is missing.
  • Play u Top is missing.
  • Play u The middle lane is missing.
  • Play u Middle is missing.
  • Play u The bottom lane is missing.
  • Play u Bottom is missing.

Periods with no action

15% chance, any time

  • Play r Don't wear out the edge of your seat.
  • Play r Gripping, isn't it?
  • Play r You paid for the whole seat, so get comfortable because it looks like we may be here a long time.
  • Play r I know, I can't wait either.
  • Play r Here's a Dota play-by-play. That fat, batwinged thing just flew left. A goblin punched a… ghost I think. Good for him. Good for everyone. Anyway: Dota.
  • Play r So, what's happening here then? Oh! The game's still on. Gripping, isn't it?
  • Play r I spy with my robot eye something that makes no sense. Did you guess everything that's going on here? Because this is all nonsense.
  • Play r The game already started, by the way. I wasn't sure if you were waiting for a whistle. There isn't one.

Quitting game

25% chance

  • Play r Based on the way you've been playing, I understand.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

Least Played

  • Play r Least played.

Limited Heroes

  • The followup response rule for Limited Heroes is missing.

Mid Only

Draft end

  • Play To die, probably.
  • Play For disappointment.
  • Play Your poorly chosen, hopelessly outmatched team.
  • Play Some… Interesting choices there.
  • Play Hmm, well, good luck.

Battle begins
25% chance

  • Play Your funeral.
  • Play I've calculated who will win to a 99.93% certainty, if you're interested.

Ancient under attack
20% chance

  • Play r If that's what they're calling attacks now.
  • Play r Not well, mind you. But it's technically attacking.
  • Play r Let's not tell them. It'll be a surprise.
  • Play r Well, that's a stroke of luck, and not skill.

Victory
50% chance

  • Play r Wait until your loved ones hear about this. This should make them proud. Or bored. One of those.
  • Play r Well, really there should be an entirely new word for whatever it was you just stumbled and pinwheeled your arms through. But I guess for now let's call it winning.
  • Play r All your little goblins destroyed a magic whatever-it-was in the middle of a forest. That's quite a skill you have. If I were you I'd wait by the mailbox for my big check.
  • Play r I was going to say it's not that big a deal, but then I looked at your file and saw the list of your other accomplishements. The space on the form where they should have been, I mean.
  • Play r Congratulations. You solved Dota. You are the best hero. Turn off your computer now.

Positive
40% chance

  • Play Don't get cocky.
  • Play Don't let it go to your giant, misshapen fantasy head.
  • Play So at least your teammates know what they're doing.
  • Play Here, let me engrave a trophy for you: nobody cares.
  • Play Your teammates are doing a really great job.
  • Play You must be so proud of your teammates right now.
  • Play You were almost helpful that time.
  • Play Well, you offered moral support.
  • Play It's a good feeling, isn't it? I wouldn't get used to it.
  • Play Not bad. Not as bad, I mean, as your other decisions so far.
  • Play Well, aren't you the little hero of the forest.
  • Play Let's be honest: it probably won't help.
  • Play For all the good it will do you.
  • Play By accident, if I had to guess.
  • Play That's funny, I didn't even see you cheat.
  • Play That should delay the inevitable slightly.
  • Play Let's be honest: it probably won't help.

10% chance

  • Play Don't let it go to your fat, jowly head.
  • Play You're winning the epic battle for this small field with a creek running through it.
  • Play If this backward, illiterate fantasy forest had a newspaper, you'd be on the front page.
  • Play Let me record this victory in your file. Where did I put it? Oh, who cares.
  • Play They're just going to build another one. They're made of cement. You can buy them at the supermarket.
  • Play This should impress all the people who doubted you at the comic book store.
  • Play u This should impress all the people who doubted you about your Green Lantern theories.
  • Play Why don't you celebrate with two fistfulls of potatochips once you've swallowed the chips you're probably eating now.
  • Play This is probably the most heroic thing anyone's ever done while sitting motionless in their parents' rec room.
  • Play Well, that's probably the game. You win. Hands off the keyboard.
  • Play So that's a minor victory, right square in the middle of all your failures.
  • Play If you had any idea what you were doing, this would be a real achievement.
  • Play Did you win? I don't have the first clue what's happening right now. What about those things? The tree-people things. Are they important?
  • Play You're winning. More accurately, you're on the same team as winners who happen to be near you while they win. Anyway, congratulations.
  • Play This should be interesting.
  • Play I was on the edge of my seat.
  • Play Let's watch and see what happens.
  • Play Good.
  • Play In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative
40% chance

  • Play Thanks to you.
  • Play That's bad, by the way.
  • Play I honestly, truly didn't think you'd allow that to happen.
  • Play You're allowed to defend those, you know.
  • Play Because of poor decisions. Yours most likely.
  • Play u Just abandon. No one will even notice.
  • Play Because someone--I'm talking about you here--doesn't know what they're doing.
  • Play What counts is that you tried, so maybe do that next time.
  • Play There are no handicaps on this match by the way. You can stop them from doing that.
  • Play If you were saving your real strategy for a crisis, now would be the time.
  • Play That outfit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking. It's right here in your file.
  • Play Grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the match.
  • Play But on the bright side, I just won. Money. Gambling money. By betting against you.
  • Play Interesting stategy. Let them obliterate all your defenses, then swoop in for the kill.
  • Play Now you're really in for it.
  • Play I can't even begin to describe how badly you've screwed this up. Oh wait, I just did.
  • Play If I was a betting artificial intelligence, I'd put money on them killing you now.
  • Play That's bad, by the way.
  • Play That doesn't mean you have to like it.

10% chance

  • Play When other people play that hero it looks fine. But right here a scientist has noted that when you play it looks stupid.
  • Play But we're all winners here. Especially those players over there. In the enemy camp. You know, the ones celebrating.
  • Play That doesn't mean you have to like it. It just means you'll probably keep doing it because of your aptitude at failure.
  • Play But don't worry, losing builds character. In fact it's making you a better person right now. A great, big, well-rounded loser with lots of personality.
  • Play But looking at it another way, I think you've won a real moral victory here. Which doesn't mean we should forget about the first way. The more accurate and humiliating way.
  • Play But it's not a big loss really. It's one in a series of very small losses over a 45 minute timespan that, when added up, will look like one big, spectacular failure.
  • Play Well nobody will hold it against you. Let's be honest, I doubt anyone will even find it surprising.
  • Play This should be interesting.
  • Play I was on the edge of my seat.
  • Play Let's watch and see what happens.
  • Play Good.
  • Play In case you weren't paying attention.

Negative ongoing
25% chance

  • Play If that's something you cared about.
  • Play It's probably nothing to worry about.
  • Play You might want to look into that.
  • Play So there's that.
  • Play You're allowed to start trying now.
  • Play But you probably already knew that.
  • Play Not that I care one way or the other.
  • Play So that's something that's happening.
  • Play But just continue doing whatever it was you were doing.
  • Play I hope that's part of your plan.
  • Play You don't even care, do you?
  • Play It'll probably be fine.
  • Play I only mention it as a conversation starter. How are you doing otherwise?
  • Play You're really losing now. Or winning. Well, back to my mad-libs.
  • Play Wait, maybe they're not actually damaging it. No, they are.
  • Play I know. I don't care either.

10% chance

  • Play Is this part of an elaborate trap you're going to spring on them later? Because it looks like they're really falling for it.
  • Play I know it's not a plate of nachos or anything, but it is important to the game.
  • Play It's probably fine. Trust me: I'm a super-computer and I barely understand what's happening right now.
  • Play Let me put it in old English so that it will penetrate your wizard's cap: thou art losing.
  • Play This is the hardest part about being an impartial announcer: balancing how little I care about anything that's happening here.
  • Play This should be interesting.
  • Play Let's watch and see what happens.
  • Play In case you weren't paying attention.
  • Play Yes, yes. Oh that was a great mad-lib. So, what's happening here then?

3% chance, towers only

  • Play Bad news for you fans of towers out there.