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Welcome[edit]

  • Play Why hello, hello.
  • Play Crack your knuckles and get comfortable.
  • Play Hrm, must have taken a wrong turn…
  • Play Well look who's back.
  • Play Good to have you back.
  • Play Ready for some more of this Doter thing?
  • Play This here's Doter.
  • Play Welcome to Doter.
  • Play Morning, Sunshine!
  • Play Why good afternoon there.
  • Play Well good evening to you.
  • Play Good gracious, you know how late it is?

Picking Heroes[edit]

  • Play Who's it going to be?
  • Play Time to pick some of these folks.
  • Play Your pick.
  • Play Their pick.
  • Play Dire's pick.
  • Play Radiant's pick.
  • Play Ban somebody.
  • Play Time to ban.
  • Play Last ban.
  • Play Their ban.
  • Play They get to ban now.
  • Play Their last ban.
  • Play Dire's ban.
  • Play Radiant's ban.
  • Play Radiant's ready.
  • Play Team's all set.
  • Play Now that's a team.
  • Play Dire's done.
  • Play Well it's something.
  • Play Let's see what they can do.
  • Play Pick any of these fellas.
  • Play Take your pick.
  • Play Decisions, decisions…
  • Play Do what you have to do.
  • Play Captains Mode.
  • Play Single Draft.
  • Play Single Draft. I like a good single draft.
  • Play Sometimes you don't get to choose.
  • Play Captain's Draft.
  • Play Captain's Draft...? Think we got that in the Distillery.
  • Play Random Draft.
  • Play Random Draft. For the adventurous type.
  • Play Mid Only. May the best Mid win.
  • Play Death Match. That don't sound nice.
  • Play Death Match. Don't sound nice at all.
  • Play Easy mode.
  • Play Easy mode? Ain't no such thing.
  • Play Ten seconds to go.
  • Play Five seconds.
  • Play Reserve time.
  • Play Extra time.
  • Play You're using Reserve Time.
  • Play You're using Extra Time.

Beginning Battle[edit]

  • Play Thirty seconds to go.
  • Play Thirty seconds to showtime.
  • Play Ten seconds to go.
  • Play Ten seconds.
  • Play Better get ready.
  • Play Places everyone.
  • Play Everybody get set.
  • Play And away we go.
  • Play The game is on.
  • Play And, here we go.
  • Play And they're off.
  • Play Radiant on one side, Dire on the other.
  • Play No more bets please.
  • Play Look at them run.
  • Play High hopes for this one.
  • Play Got a feeling this is going to be good.

First Blood[edit]

  • Play That's a first blood!
  • Play First blood folks!
  • Play No use crying over spilt blood.
  • Play So much for diplomacy.
  • Play First time for everything.
  • Play Had to happen.
  • Play Was only a matter of time.
  • Play Ouch.

Killing Spree[edit]

  • Play Somebody's on a roll!
  • Play Somebody's cooking!
  • Play Going for broke!
  • Play Two down!
  • Play Three down!
  • Play Four down!
  • Play And down they all go!
  • Play So much for them.
  • Play That's four in a row.
  • Play Five in a row.
  • Play Six in a row!
  • Play Seven in a row!
  • Play Eight in a row!
  • Play Nine in a row?
  • Play Guess that's ten in a row.
  • Play Wait how many is that now?
  • Play Think I lost count.
  • Play Let's just say it's a winning streak.
  • Play That, like, fifteen in a row?
  • Play Who knows how many that was.
  • Play Uh how many was that?
  • Play Look I said I lost count.
  • Play Seriously I lost count.
  • Play No idea how many that was.
  • Play Twenty in a row. Yeah that's right.
  • Play How about that!

Team Announcements[edit]

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier Killed
  • Play The Radiant's courier didn't make it.
  • Play The Radiant's courier's a goner.
  • Play Someone took out the Radiant's courier.
  • Play Something bad's happened to the Radiant's courier.
  • Play So much for the Radiant's courier, poor little fella.
  • Play Dire's courier didn't make it.
  • Play Dire's courier has made its final delivery.
  • Play Somebody iced the Dire's courier.
  • Play A moment of silence for the Dire's courier.
  • Play The Dire's courier took a trip to the old family farm.
Roshan Killed
  • Play Rosh is gone, courtesy of the Radiant.
  • Play Rosh just got stomped by the Radiant.
  • Play Rosh had it coming and the Radiant done the deed.
  • Play The Radiant took old Rosh out back and let him have it.
  • Play The Radiant put old Rosh down quick and clean.
  • Play Rosh won't be stomping around no more thanks to the Dire.
  • Play Rosh is done for thanks to the Dire.
  • Play The Dire took down old Rosh.
  • Play Old Rosh won't be coming back for a while.
  • Play Rosh is tough but the Dire's tougher still.
Structure Under Attack
  • Play Best mind your Ancient.
  • Play Erm, about your Ancient…
  • Play They're taking it out on your Ancient.
  • Play Your Ancient's in trouble.
  • Play Hey uh your Ancient? Yeah...
  • Play Your Ancient's seen better days.
  • Play Such a shame what they're doing to your Ancient.
  • Play Your top tower's in trouble.
  • Play Your top tower's hurting.
  • Play Your top tower's getting all banged up.
  • Play That top tower of yours ain't doing so good.
  • Play Almost feel bad for your top tower.
  • Play Your mid tower needs a little help.
  • Play Your mid tower ain't doing too well.
  • Play Your mid tower's coming apart.
  • Play Your mid tower's in a bit of a bind.
  • Play Hate to be your mid tower right about now.
  • Play Your bottom tower's in a tight spot.
  • Play Your bottom tower ain't long for this world.
  • Play Might want to check your bottom tower.
  • Play The other fellas aiming to wreck your bottom tower.
  • Play They're meaning to smash that bottom tower of yours.
  • Play Might want to do something about your top rax.
  • Play Your top rax is in serious trouble.
  • Play Your top rax is hurting bad.
  • Play Best mind your mid rax.
  • Play Your mid rax is getting smashed to splinters.
  • Play Other fellas are after your mid rax.
  • Play Your bottom rax is in bad shape.
  • Play Your bottom rax is getting shook up.
  • Play Ain't a good time for your bottom rax.
  • Play Radiant's Ancient is under pressure.
  • Play Radiant's Ancient is taking a beating.
  • Play Looks like Radiant's Ancient's getting stomped.
  • Play This might be over for the Radiant.
  • Play Things ain't looking bright for Radiant's Ancient.
  • Play Get a load of the Ancient over on the Radiant side.
  • Play Radiant's top tower is taking hits.
  • Play Radiant's top tower is hurting.
  • Play Radiant's top tower's in bad shape.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower could use a hand.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower's coming apart.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower's getting banged up.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower's seen better days.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower ain't a pretty sight right now.
  • Play Trouble brewing at Radiant's bottom tower.
  • Play Radiant's top rax is running out of time.
  • Play Radiant's top rax ain't going to last long.
  • Play The fur's flying at Radiant's top rax.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax is taking a licking.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax ain't looking so hot.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax taking some punishment.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax is getting hammered.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax, it's hurting.
  • Play Get a load of Radiant's bottom rax.
  • Play The Dire's Ancient is getting whooped.
  • Play The Dire's Ancient is in trouble.
  • Play The Dire's Ancient ain't going to last.
  • Play It's sundown for the Dire's Ancient.
  • Play It's heating up at the Dire side Ancient.
  • Play Might be over for the Dire's Ancient.
  • Play The Dire might want to mind their top tower.
  • Play Dire's top tower is getting beat down.
  • Play Dire's top tower… you know the drill.
  • Play Dire's mid tower could use a little help.
  • Play Dire's mid tower's having technical difficulties.
  • Play Dire's mid tower won't last much longer.
  • Play The Dire best do something about their bottom tower.
  • Play Guess what's happening to Dire's bottom tower.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower's getting the business.
  • Play Dire's top rax is taking hits.
  • Play Dire's top rax is in trouble.
  • Play Trouble brewing at Dire's top rax.
  • Play Dire's mid rax is getting swamped.
  • Play Dire's mid rax ain't doing so hot.
  • Play Ain't looking good for the Dire's mid rax.
  • Play Dire's bottom rax ain't in a happy place.
  • Play Rough day for Dire's bottom rax.
  • Play The Dire's bottom rax got problems.
Structure Fallen
  • Play There goes your top tower.
  • Play Too bad about your top tower.
  • Play So much for your top tower.
  • Play Your mid tower's done for.
  • Play Your mid tower's gone.
  • Play Bad news about your mid tower.
  • Play Your bottom tower's toast.
  • Play A fond farewell to your bottom tower.
  • Play Hope you weren't partial to your bottom tower.
  • Play Your top rax didn't make it.
  • Play There goes your top rax.
  • Play So much for your top rax.
  • Play Your mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play Sorry about your mid rax.
  • Play That does it for your mid rax.
  • Play Your bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play Your bottom rax is gone.
  • Play They got your bottom rax.
  • Play The Radiant got one less top tower.
  • Play The Radiant lost a top tower.
  • Play One less top tower for the Radiant.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower is getting the what-for.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower ain't doing so good.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower's in trouble.
  • Play There goes Radiant's bottom tower.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower's done for.
  • Play Radiant lost one of them bottom towers.
  • Play The Radiant's top rax didn't make it.
  • Play So long to the Radiant's top rax.
  • Play The Radiant's top rax is gone now.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax is out of the picture.
  • Play There goes the Radiant's mid rax.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax ain't no longer with us.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax, it's done.
  • Play Dire's top tower is gone.
  • Play Dire's lost a top tower.
  • Play Dire's got one less top tower.
  • Play Dire's mid tower is nothing now.
  • Play Hope the Dire weren't partial to that mid tower.
  • Play The Dire couldn't hang onto that mid tower.
  • Play The Dire gave up a bottom tower.
  • Play Dire just couldn't save that bottom tower.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower got blown to bits.
  • Play Dire's top rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's top rax is all to pieces.
  • Play Nothing left of Dire's top rax.
  • Play Dire's mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's mid rax, it's gone.
  • Play Dire's mid rax ain't around no more.
  • Play Dire's bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's bottom rax is done for.
  • Play A fond farewell to the Dire's bottom barracks.
  • Play The other fellas' top tower had a little accident.
  • Play The other fellas' top tower won't be making trouble no more.
  • Play The other fellas couldn't save their top tower.
  • Play The other fellas lost a mid tower.
  • Play Nothing left of the other fellas' mid tower.
  • Play There goes one of the other fellas' mid towers.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower's gone for good.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower's done for.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower, nothing but fragments now.
  • Play The other fellas' top rax is done for.
  • Play The other fellas' top rax ain't going to be a problem now.
  • Play That did it for the other fellas' top rax.
  • Play The other fellas' mid rax is done.
  • Play The other fellas' mid rax won't be making trouble no more.
  • Play There goes the other fellas' mid rax.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom rax is finished.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom rax is gone for good.
  • Play The other fellas will have to do without their bottom rax.
Structure Denied
  • Play Your top tower's been disowned.
  • Play They won't get the satisfaction of taking your top tower.
  • Play Way to disown your top tower.
  • Play Your mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play They won't be taking your mid tower.
  • Play Least you disowned that mid tower.
  • Play Your bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play Disowned that bottom tower just now.
  • Play Good on you for disowning that bottom tower.
  • Play Radiant's top tower's been disowned.
  • Play Radiant disowned their top tower.
  • Play Radiant swooped in and disowned their top tower.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play Radiant disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Just then the Radiant disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Radiant disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play Guess the Radiant disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play Dire's top tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their top tower.
  • Play The Dire just disowned their top tower.
  • Play Dire's mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Seems the Dire's mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play Looks like Dire's bottom tower got disowned.
  • Play The other fellas disowned their top tower.
  • Play Well they disowned their top tower.
  • Play The other fellas' top tower's been disowned.
  • Play The other fellas disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Eh they disowned their mid tower.
  • Play The other fellas' mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play The other fellas disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play Hrm they disowned their bottom tower.
Structure Fortified
  • Play Radiant's structures must have been fortified.
  • Play No breaking down the Radiant's structures like this.
  • Play Radiant's gone and fortified their structures.
  • Play Have fun trying to bust down Radiant's structures now.
  • Play Radiant's toughened up their structures.
  • Play Dire's structures must have been fortified.
  • Play No breaking through the Dire's structures for now.
  • Play The Dire went and fortified their structures.
  • Play Them Dire buildings are tough as nails, for now.
  • Play Can't do nothing about Dire's structures right now.
Megacreeps are spawning.
  • Play Looks like we got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Now we got a serious case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Hey we've got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Looks like you got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Radiant's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Dire's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play The other fellas got a bad case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Great, they got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Fraid the other fellas caught a case of the megacreeps.
Team Wipe
  • Play Well… that could have gone better.
  • Play Got to hand it to them for that one.
  • Play Guess they ain't going easy on you.
  • Play The Radiant are out of commission.
  • Play There go the Dire, all of them.
  • Play Way to clean their clocks.
  • Play Wiped the floor with them.
  • Play Wham.
Victory
  • Play You done good.
  • Play That was some fine work.
  • Play Way to turn it around.
  • Play Wasn't even close.
  • Play That's one for the history books.
  • Play Close call.
  • Play That's a win for the Radiant…!
  • Play The Radiant done it!
  • Play Dire's done it again…!
  • Play The Dire won this time.
  • Play Chalk it up for the Dire!
Defeat
  • Play Well you can't win them all.
  • Play Better luck in the next one.
  • Play Thought you had them there for a while.
  • Play That must have hurt.
  • Play Almost had them too.

Extended periods with no action[edit]

  • Play Might want to take a deep breath right about now.
  • Play Waiting's a drag ain't it?
  • Play First blood…! Ah I'm just fooling.
  • Play Both teams biding their time…
  • Play Ain't seen this many trees in a long time.
  • Play Got a feeling things are going to pick up real soon.
  • Play Things getting serious ain't they.
  • Play This'll make for quite a story someday.
  • Play Enjoying the show so far?

Responding to Text[edit]

Cursing[edit]

  • Play Proper story don't contain that sort of language.
  • Play Come on now.
  • Play Kids these days.
  • Play You kiss your mama with that mouth?

Saying "glhf"[edit]

  • Play That's the spirit.
  • Play Let's keep it clean folks.

Saying "gg"[edit]

  • Play Come on this ain't over.

Saying "Bastion"[edit]

  • Play Wouldn't know a thing about no Bastion.
  • Play Eh don't remind me.

Saying "noob"[edit]

  • Play We all got to start somewhere.
  • Play We all could stand to learn a thing or two.

Saying "jungle"[edit]

  • Play Jungle huh… the Wild Unknown.
  • Play Jungling ain't easy.

Saying "b"[edit]

  • Play "B" as in "back".
  • Play That means Back.

Saying "mid or I feed"[edit]

  • Play Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.

Calling Missing[edit]

  • Play It's gone awful quiet…
  • Play They're all missing.
  • Play Gone awful quiet.
  • Play Hey, where'd everybody go?
  • Play Care now. They're all missing.
  • Play All of em gone missing.
  • Play Bottom's missing.
  • Play Bottom lane's emptied out.
  • Play Missing. Bottom lane.
  • Play Bottom lane's gone quiet.
  • Play Bottom lane's missing.
  • Play Mid's missing.
  • Play Care now. Middle's missing.
  • Play Take care. Mid's missing.
  • Play Mid's gone off somewhere.
  • Play Middle is missing.
  • Play Top's gone missing.
  • Play Top's missing.
  • Play They gone missing up top.
  • Play Top lane's missing.
  • Play They're missing up top.

Purchasing an Item[edit]

  • Play Animal Courier (120) Special delivery.
  • Play Animal Courier (120) That's a fine looking animal.
  • Play Observer Ward (150) That'll help you keep an eye on things.
  • Play Observer Ward (150) Can't get enough of those things.
  • Play Gem of True Sight (900) Let's see them try those parlor tricks now.
  • Play Bottle (700) Sometimes you just need a drink.
  • Play Divine Rapier (6200) Better not drop that thing.
  • Play Dust of Appearance (180) That ought to help with those sneaks.
  • Play Smoke of Deceit (100) Time for a little snooping around.

Followup to structures coming under attack[edit]

  • Play Might want to get on that.
  • Play What a day.
  • Play Good luck shooing them off.
  • Play Is this it?
  • Play They're going to need a miracle.
  • Play Hate to be in their shoes.
  • Play Too bad for them.

Killing Roshan more than three times[edit]

  • Play Rosh got beaten by the Dire for the umpteenth time.
  • Play Poor Rosh, the Radiant got him again.

Negative[edit]

  • Play Tough luck.
  • Play Eh keep your chin up.
  • Play Well shoot.
  • Play Damnation.
  • Play Don't let it get to you.
  • Play What can you do.
  • Play Ah well.
  • Play Can't win them all.
  • Play There's always next time.
  • Play That was bad.
  • Play Sorry folks.
  • Play Just ain't your day.
  • Play Suppose they just got lucky?
  • Play Well that's unfortunate.
  • Play Let's forget that ever happened.
  • Play Wish there was better news.
  • Play Ah well…
  • Play Oh Mother.
  • Play Tarnation.
  • Play Think the Gods are going to help?
  • Play This ought to be good.
  • Play Let's just say things are getting a little uncomfortable.
  • Play Well ain't this a treat.
  • Play A fine mess we got here.
  • Play Good luck getting out of this.
  • Play It's a troublesome scene to be sure.
  • Play Well good luck.
  • Play Hate to say it.
  • Play Heavy ain't it?
  • Play This ain't going to end well will it?
  • Play Just hang on tight.
  • Play Ain't this a treat.

Positive[edit]

  • Play That's the way.
  • Play Now that was something.
  • Play That'll show them.
  • Play That ought to put a scare in them.
  • Play Well that could have gone worse.
  • Play They won't soon forget this.
  • Play They must be plenty sore.
  • Play Way to stick it to them.
  • Play They'll feel that in the morning.
  • Play Showed them but good.
  • Play Think they get the picture?
  • Play Ain't that a sight.
  • Play Just like that.
  • Play Hah.
  • Play No punches pulled.
  • Play Real nice.

Someone Disconnecting/Reconnecting[edit]

  • Play Someone's dropped out like a Kid in school.
  • Play We all have our reasons.
  • Play Bout time.

Pausing/Unpausing the Game[edit]

  • Play Time out.
  • Play All right carry on.

Respawning[edit]

  • Play Just a little setback.
  • Play You ain't done.
  • Play Go on Kid.
  • Play Dying's just a part of living.
  • Play Good luck out there.
  • Play Go get them.

First night with a Nightstalker in the game[edit]

  • Play It's Nightstalker o'clock.
  • Play Nightstalker, just saying.

Dying to a Neutral[edit]

  • Play What a way to go…

Bottling a Rune[edit]

  • Play Best save them glowy things for a special occasion.

Attempting to Kill Roshan Early[edit]

  • Play Good luck with that…

Full Team Fight[edit]

  • Play Now it's on.
  • Play What a commotion.
  • Play Now we're talking.

Killing at Fountain[edit]

  • Play Now that was cold.

Drawing on the Map[edit]

  • Play What's with all the scribbling.

"Plant it"[edit]

  • Play Find an Iron Branch? Plant it.
  • Play Find a Poor Man's Shield? Plant it.
  • Play Find a Bracer? Plant it.
  • Play Find a Monkey King Bar? Plant it.

Uncategorized[edit]

  • Play That good-for-nothing Cave Johnson put me up to this. Again.

Full Carry Team[edit]

  • Play You can't all be the star player but ya'll can try.

No Support Team[edit]

  • Play Nobody likes to play support, yet everybody likes to win.

Exiting the Game[edit]

  • Play Some other time then.

Enabling the Announcer[edit]

  • Play Much obliged.

Swapping heroes[edit]

Picking the same hero multiple times in a row[edit]

  • Play Stick to what works, I always say.
  • Play Practice makes perfect.

Picking a Specific Hero[edit]

  • Play Ancient Apparition Ancient Apparition
  • Play Ancient Apparition Even I ain't as old as this fella.
  • Play Abaddon Abaddon.
  • Play Abaddon We're all living on borrowed time. Guess who's the lender.
  • Play Alchemist Alchemist
  • Play Alchemist You know punching folks ain't necessary to turn lead into gold….
  • Play Anti-Mage Anti-Mage
  • Play Anti-Mage Me, I happen to be pro-mage.
  • Play Arc Warden Zet.
  • Play Arc Warden Arc Warden.
  • Play Arc Warden They'll be seeing double once this fella's through with them.
  • Play Winter Wyvern Winter Wyvern.
  • Play Winter Wyvern Hope they remembered to bring warm clothes…
  • Play Axe Axe
  • Play Axe Got to admire a fella who cuts straight to the point.
  • Play Bane Bane
  • Play Bane Who knows where this fella comes from…
  • Play Batrider Batrider
  • Play Batrider Can't fault a man for riding a bat.
  • Play Beastmaster Beastmaster
  • Play Beastmaster Looks like a man come straight from the Wilds.
  • Play Bloodseeker Bloodseeker
  • Play Bloodseeker No use playing hide-and-seek with this one.
  • Play Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter
  • Play Bounty Hunter Wonder how much I'm worth to this fella…
  • Play Brewmaster Brewmaster
  • Play Brewmaster Fresh from the Distillery no doubt.
  • Play Bristleback Bristleback
  • Play Bristleback This fella's about as huggable as a stabweed.
  • Play Broodmother Broodmother
  • Play Broodmother Nice set of legs on that mama.
  • Play Centaur Warrunner Centaur
  • Play Centaur Warrunner Centaur Warrunner.
  • Play Centaur Warrunner Half man, half beast, all trouble.
  • Play Chaos Knight Chaos Knight
  • Play Chaos Knight Why beat a dead horse when you could ride one?
  • Play Chen Chen
  • Play Chen Want to attract a bunch of creeps, here's your man.
  • Play Clinkz Clinkz
  • Play Clinkz Don't blink or those old bones will get you.
  • Play Clockwerk Clockwerk
  • Play Clockwerk Best not trifle with a man made of metal.
  • Play Crystal Maiden Crystal Maiden
  • Play Crystal Maiden Gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces.
  • Play Dark Seer Dark Seer
  • Play Dark Seer Don't advise challenging this fella to a foot race.
  • Play Dazzle Dazzle
  • Play Dazzle Who's pink and has the cure for death? This fella.
  • Play Disruptor Disruptor
  • Play Disruptor Hope the other fellas remembered to pack umbrellas.
  • Play Dragon Knight Dragon Knight
  • Play Dragon Knight Never trust a man who can turn into a lizard.
  • Play Doom Doom
  • Play Doom Wait did anyone remember to bring the doom? Oh good.
  • Play Death Prophet Death Prophet
  • Play Death Prophet Think she's a handful, wait til you meet her sisters.
  • Play Drow Ranger Drow Ranger
  • Play Drow Ranger This one's the very definition of a straight shooter.
  • Play Ember Spirit Ember Spirit.
  • Play Ember Spirit Ain't nothing can't be burned. Just ask this fella.
  • Play Enchantress Enchantress
  • Play Enchantress Oh this gal ain't as dainty as she looks.
  • Play Enigma Enigma
  • Play Enigma Watch this fella long enough, it's like watching the stars.
  • Play Enigma Seen a lot of Windbags but this one's something else.
  • Play Earthshaker Earthshaker
  • Play Earthshaker Always wondered where mountains come from. Thanks fella.
  • Play Faceless Void Faceless Void
  • Play Faceless Void Good thing this ain't a staring contest.
  • Play Timbersaw Timbersaw
  • Play Timbersaw Think he's certified to use all them tools?
  • Play Timbersaw Think he's certified to use all that gear?
  • Play Timbersaw Know any weeds need whackin'? That's your fella.
  • Play Gyrocopter Gyrocopter
  • Play Gyrocopter Wait they let you bring flying machines to this thing?
  • Play Huskar Huskar
  • Play Huskar Some fellas just don't know the meaning of pain.
  • Play Invoker Invoker
  • Play Invoker Fancy-looking fella's got a parlor trick for every occasion.
  • Play Jakiro Jakiro
  • Play Jakiro What's worse than a flying lizard with one head...? You got it.
  • Play Juggernaut Juggernaut
  • Play Juggernaut Fella knows his way around a blade all right.
  • Play Keeper of the Light Keeper of the Light
  • Play Keeper of the Light Keep on keeping on, Old Timer.
  • Play Kunkka Kunkka
  • Play Kunkka What's a sea captain doing on land? Making trouble that's what.
  • Play Legion Commander Legion Commander.
  • Play Legion Commander Nothing like an old fashioned duel to settle one's differences.
  • Play Leshrac Leshrac
  • Play Leshrac And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison.
  • Play Lich Lich
  • Play Lich Deep down he feels bad for sacrificing all them creeps I bet.
  • Play Lifestealer Lifestealer
  • Play Lifestealer Now here's a face only a mother could love.
  • Play Lina Lina
  • Play Lina No need to be modest if you can shoot flames from your fingertips.
  • Play Lion Lion
  • Play Lion Any fella knows the old Finger of Death is all right by me.
  • Play Lone Druid Lone Druid
  • Play Lone Druid Leaving this fella lone for too long can be a costly mistake.
  • Play Luna Luna
  • Play Luna Wouldn't go taking any moonlit strolls with this gal lurking about.
  • Play Lycanthrope Lycan
  • Play Lycanthrope Don't you wish you could be your own best friend like this fella?
  • Play Magnus Magnus
  • Play Magnus He'll be hoofing it all the way to the other fellas' Ancient.
  • Play Medusa Medusa
  • Play Medusa Next time you're having a bad hair day, remember this gal.
  • Play Meepo Meepo
  • Play Meepo Where there's one of these little fellas, there's always more.
  • Play Mirana Mirana
  • Play Mirana Shooting straight's hard enough, much less from the back of a cat.
  • Play Morphling Morphling
  • Play Morphling Next time you want a cool drink of water, you better think twice.
  • Play Naga Siren Naga Siren
  • Play Naga Siren This gal sure knows how to carry a tune.
  • Play Necrophos Necrophos.
  • Play Necrophos Can't stand being around this fella for too long.
  • Play Nature's Prophet Nature's Prophet
  • Play Nature's Prophet I count myself a tree-fearing man thanks to this fella.
  • Play Night Stalker Night Stalker
  • Play Night Stalker The night life around here's about to take a turn for the worse.
  • Play Nyx Assassin Nyx Assassin
  • Play Nyx Assassin You know what they say, can't squash a bug wearing armor.
  • Play Outworld Devourer Outworld Destroyer
  • Play Outworld Devourer We all wish we could fly on wings of stone.
  • Play Ogre Magi Ogre Magi
  • Play Ogre Magi Two half-wits make a full wit, don't they?
  • Play Omniknight Omniknight
  • Play Omniknight You can always count on a fella with an oversized hammer.
  • Play Phantom Assassin Phantom Assassin
  • Play Phantom Assassin Now you see her, now she's split you open like a ripe vineapple.
  • Play Phoenix Phoenix
  • Play Phoenix Takes a special bird what won't cook no matter how it burns.
  • Play Pit Lord Pit Lord
  • Play Pit Lord Pyre Lord.
  • Play Pit Lord Seems playing with fire ain't taboo wherever he's from.
  • Play Pit Lord You will address him as Mister Lord, or else.
  • Play Phantom Lancer Phantom Lancer
  • Play Phantom Lancer Nothing can't be solved with an army of pike-wielding cat-folks.
  • Play Puck Puck
  • Play Puck Cute little fella ain't he…? She. Whatever.
  • Play Pudge Pudge
  • Play Pudge If he invites you over for dinner, trust me, don't do it.
  • Play Pugna Pugna
  • Play Pugna Bad idea spouting off spells all willy-nilly round this fella.
  • Play Queen of Pain Queen of Pain
  • Play Queen of Pain You don't want to get on her bad side. Do you…?
  • Play Razor Razor
  • Play Razor Like lightning in a bottle. Now to break it open…
  • Play Riki Riki
  • Play Riki Everybody's got to watch their backs with him around.
  • Play Rubick Rubick
  • Play Rubick Well that's a nice trick, think I'll take it, he says.
  • Play Sand King Sand King
  • Play Sand King You don't need a crown if you rule underground.
  • Play Shadow Demon Shadow Demon
  • Play Shadow Demon Why settle for some two-bit lesser demon when there's this fella?
  • Play Shadow Fiend Shadow Fiend
  • Play Shadow Fiend Hankering for some mortal souls? Well so is this fella.
  • Play Shadow Shaman Shadow Shaman
  • Play Shadow Shaman Hold on, I got to change into a harmless critter for a second.
  • Play Silencer Silencer
  • Play Silencer When things are getting boisterous, you know who to call.
  • Play Skywrath Mage Skywrath
  • Play Skywrath Mage Skywrath Mage.
  • Play Skywrath Mage Suppose we'd all be flying on giant beasts if only we could.
  • Play Slardar Slardar
  • Play Slardar Fella swam all the way up from the bottom of the sea for this.
  • Play Slark Slark.
  • Play Slark One more reason I won't be ordering seafood these days…
  • Play Slark If a man can swim in the sea, only fair a fish can walk on the land.
  • Play Sniper Sniper
  • Play Sniper Don't suppose he's got registration for that genuine Army Carbine?
  • Play Terrorblade Terrorblade.
  • Play Terrorblade We've all got our demons, but he knows how to let them loose.
  • Play Spectre Spectre
  • Play Spectre We all have ghosts we can't forget. This gal makes sure of it.
  • Play Spirit Breaker Spirit Breaker
  • Play Spirit Breaker As mean old godlike bulls go, this one ain't bad.
  • Play Storm Spirit Storm Spirit
  • Play Storm Spirit Thunder and lightning got nothing on this crazy fella.
  • Play Sven Sven
  • Play Sven Don't underestimate a man who can shoot his fist like a pistol.
  • Play Templar Assassin Templar Assassin
  • Play Templar Assassin Traps may not be the most sporting thing, but whatever works.
  • Play Techies Techies
  • Play Techies Time to blow some stuff up to Mother on high.
  • Play Tidehunter Tidehunter
  • Play Tidehunter There's always a bigger fish out there, unless you're this fella.
  • Play Tinker Tinker
  • Play Tinker Nothing like a fancy suit for a special occasion.
  • Play Tiny Tiny
  • Play Tiny You do know why they call him Tiny don't you?
  • Play Treant Protector Treant Protector
  • Play Treant Protector You just keep right on telling that invisible tree what to do.
  • Play Troll Warlord Troll Warlord.
  • Play Troll Warlord There's more than one way to swing an axe.
  • Play Tusk Tusk
  • Play Tusk Ever get punched by an aquatic mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • Play Tusk Want someone to knock you into next week, here's your fella.
  • Play Undying Undying
  • Play Undying The dead ain't got to worry about this fella. Everybody else does.
  • Play Ursa Ursa
  • Play Ursa Ain't a beast more savage than this in all the Wild Unknown.
  • Play Venomancer Venomancer
  • Play Venomancer Now that's the strangest Mancer I ever seen.
  • Play Viper Viper
  • Play Viper What's got four eyes, wings, and a gut full of poison? Bingo.
  • Play Visage Visage
  • Play Visage There a word for fear of gargoyles? Well there ought to be.
  • Play Vengeful Spirit Vengeful Spirit
  • Play Vengeful Spirit Well if you were a spirit you'd be pretty sore about it too.
  • Play Warlock Warlock
  • Play Warlock He's smart, literate, well dressed… what's not to like?
  • Play Witch Doctor Witch Doctor
  • Play Witch Doctor They're gonna need a real doctor after this fella's through.
  • Play Weaver Weaver
  • Play Weaver This little fella gives new meaning to the term pest problem.
  • Play Io Hey what's that little glowy ball? Famous last words.
  • Play Windranger Wind Ranger.
  • Play Windranger All the good ones are hard to catch ain't they.
  • Play Wraith King Wraith King.
  • Play Wraith King You don't get to be Wraith King without cracking a few skulls.
  • Play Wraith King The king is dead. Long live the king.
  • Play Zeus Zeus
  • Play Zeus Oh that ain't yours truly. Honest mistake, happens all the time.
  • Play Unknown Hero Now who's this.
  • Play Unknown Hero Ain't so good with names.
  • Play Unknown Hero Some old Windbag.
  • Play Unknown Hero Ain't familiar with this one.
  • Play Unknown Hero Looks like a Windbag to me..

Unused Responses[edit]

  • Play Elder Titan Chieftain
  • Play Elder Titan Tribal Chieftain.
  • Play Elder Titan Tribal Chief.
  • Play Elder Titan Get the feeling his ain't the friendliest tribe.
  • Play Timbersaw Goblin Shredder
  • Play Necrophos Necrolyte
  • Play Skeleton King Skeleton King
  • Play Skeleton King Ain't that the biggest baddest bag of bones you ever seen.
  • Play Terrorblade Soul Keeper
  • Play Tusk Tuskarr
  • Play Io Wisp
  • Play Windranger Windrunner