Bastion Announcer Pack

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Bastion Announcer Pack
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This pack replaces the Default announcer and Mega-Kills announcer with the euphemistic keen-eyed wisdom of Bastion's narrator, also known as Rucks.
Created By Supergiant Games
Released December 19, 2012 Patch
Origin Purchase
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Contents

Welcome

50% chance, only for All Pick, Least Played, Limited Heroes and Mid Only

15% chance, only for the same modes as above, during certain daytimes

Game mode

All Pick

  • Play r Pick any of these fellas.
  • Play r Take your pick.
  • Play r Decisions, decisions…
  • Play r Do what you have to do.

All Random

  • Play r Sometimes you don't get to choose.

Captain's Draft

  • Play r Captain's draft.
  • Play r Captain's draft…? Think we got that in the distillery.

Captain's Mode

  • Play r Captains mode.

Deathmatch

  • Play r Deathmatch. That don't sound nice.
  • Play r Deathmatch. Don't sound nice at all.

Easy Mode

  • Play u Easy mode.
  • Play u Easy mode? Ain't no such thing.

Frostivus

  • Play u Have yourself a fest of Frostivus.

Least Played

  • Play r Decisions, decisions… 2/5 times
  • Play r Get to know these fellas.
  • Play r Time to get acquainted.
  • Play r Practice makes perfect.

Limited Heroes

  • Play r Take your pick.
  • Play r Ain't everyone, but plenty to choose from.
  • Play r Practice makes perfect.

Mid Only

  • Play r Mid only. May the best Mid win.

Random Draft

  • Play r Random draft.
  • Play r Random draft. For the adventurous type.

Reverse Captain's Mode

  • Play r Captain's mode. In reverse!

Single Draft

  • Play r Single draft.
  • Play r Single draft. I like a good single draft.

Other Modes
One vs One and other possible future modes

  • Play r Take your pick.
  • Play r Decisions, decisions…
  • Play u Stick to what works, I always say.

Drafting

Picking

Banning

Time left to pick

  • Play Ten seconds to go.
  • Play Five seconds.
  • Play Reserve time.
  • Play u You're using Reserve Time.
  • Play u Extra time.
  • Play u You're using Extra Time.

Draft end

Swapping hero

  • Play u Tit for tat.

Picking specific heroes

50% chance

3% chance

  • Play r Unknown Hero Now who's this.
  • Play r Unknown Hero Ain't so good with names.
  • Play r Unknown Hero Some old Windbag.
  • Play r Unknown Hero Ain't familiar with this one.

Beginning battle

Entering battle

  • Play Better get ready.
  • Play Places everyone.
  • Play Everybody get set.

Time before battle

Battle begins

Kills

First Blood

Double Kill

Triple Kill

Ultra Kill

Rampage

  • Play 10 And down they all go!

Killing Spree

  • Play Somebody's on a roll!
  • Play Somebody's cooking!
  • Play Going for broke!

Dominating

  • Play That's four in a row.

Mega Kill

  • Play Five in a row.

Unstoppable

Wicked Sick

  • Play Seven in a row!

Monster Kill

  • Play Eight in a row!

Godlike

  • Play Nine in a row?

Holy Shit

  • Play Guess that's ten in a row.
  • Play Wait how many is that now?
  • Play Think I lost count.
  • Play Let's just say it's a winning streak.
  • Play That, like, fifteen in a row?
  • Play Who knows how many that was.
  • Play Uh how many was that?
  • Play Look I said I lost count.
  • Play Seriously I lost count.
  • Play No idea how many that was.

20 kills streak

  • Play Twenty in a row. Yeah that's right.

Ownage

  • Play 10 How about that!

Team Wipe
Your team

  • Play Well… that could have gone better.
  • Play Got to hand it to them for that one.
  • Play Guess they ain't going easy on you.

Enemy team

  • Play Way to clean their clocks.
  • Play Wiped the floor with them.
  • Play Wham.
  • Play So much for them.

For spectators

  • Play The Radiant are out of commission.
  • Play There go the Dire, all of them.
  • Play Got to hand it to them for that one.
  • Play So much for them.
  • Play Wiped the floor with them.

Team announcements

Your Radiant Dire Enemy
Courier
killed
  • Play The Radiant's courier didn't make it.
  • Play The Radiant's courier's a goner.
  • Play Someone took out the Radiant's courier.
  • Play Something bad's happened to the Radiant's courier.
  • Play So much for the Radiant's courier, poor little fella.
  • Play Dire's courier didn't make it.
  • Play Dire's courier has made its final delivery.
  • Play Somebody iced the Dire's courier.
  • Play A moment of silence for the Dire's courier.
  • Play The Dire's courier took a trip to the old family farm.
Roshan
killed
  • Play Rosh is gone, courtesy of the Radiant.
  • Play Rosh just got stomped by the Radiant.
  • Play Rosh had it coming and the Radiant done the deed.
  • Play The Radiant took old Rosh out back and let him have it.
  • Play The Radiant put old Rosh down quick and clean.
  • Play u Poor Rosh, the Radiant got him again.
  • Play Rosh won't be stomping around no more thanks to the Dire.
  • Play Rosh is done for thanks to the Dire.
  • Play The Dire took down old Rosh.
  • Play Old Rosh won't be coming back for a while.
  • Play Rosh is tough but the Dire's tougher still.
  • Play u Rosh got beaten by the Dire for the umpteenth time.
Structure
under attack

Top tower

  • Play 7 Your top tower's in trouble.
  • Play 7 Your top tower's hurting. followup
  • Play 7 Your top tower's getting all banged up.
  • Play 7 That top tower of yours ain't doing so good.
  • Play 7 Almost feel bad for your top tower. followup

Middle tower

  • Play 7 Your mid tower needs a little help.
  • Play 7 Your mid tower ain't doing too well. followup
  • Play 7 Your mid tower's coming apart. followup
  • Play 7 Your mid tower's in a bit of a bind.
  • Play 7 Hate to be your mid tower right about now.

Bottom tower

  • Play 7 Your bottom tower's in a tight spot.
  • Play 7 Your bottom tower ain't long for this world. followup
  • Play 7 Might want to check your bottom tower.
  • Play 7 The other fellas aiming to wreck your bottom tower.
  • Play 7 They're meaning to smash that bottom tower of yours. followup

Top barracks

  • Play 7 Might want to do something about your top rax.
  • Play 7 Your top rax is in serious trouble.
  • Play 7 Your top rax is hurting bad. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 7 Best mind your mid rax.
  • Play 7 Your mid rax is getting smashed to splinters. followup
  • Play 7 Other fellas are after your mid rax.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 7 Your bottom rax is in bad shape.
  • Play 7 Your bottom rax is getting shook up. followup
  • Play 7 Ain't a good time for your bottom rax.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is taking hits.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower is hurting.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top tower's in bad shape.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's mid tower could use a hand.
  • Play 10 Radiant's mid tower's coming apart.
  • Play 10 Radiant's mid tower's getting banged up.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower's seen better days.
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom tower ain't a pretty sight right now.
  • Play 10 Trouble brewing at Radiant's bottom tower.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's top rax is running out of time.
  • Play 10 Radiant's top rax ain't going to last long.
  • Play 10 The fur's flying at Radiant's top rax.

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's mid rax is taking a licking.
  • Play 10 Radiant's mid rax ain't looking so hot.
  • Play 10 Radiant's mid rax taking some punishment.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom rax is getting hammered.
  • Play 10 Radiant's bottom rax, it's hurting.
  • Play 10 Get a load of Radiant's bottom rax.

The Ancient

Top tower

  • Play 10 The Dire might want to mind their top tower.
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower is getting beat down.
  • Play 10 Dire's top tower… you know the drill.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Dire's mid tower could use a little help.
  • Play 10 Dire's mid tower's having technical difficulties.
  • Play 10 Dire's mid tower won't last much longer.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 The Dire best do something about their bottom tower.
  • Play 10 Guess what's happening to Dire's bottom tower.
  • Play 10 Dire's bottom tower's getting the business.

Top barracks

  • Play Dire's top rax is taking hits.
  • Play Dire's top rax is in trouble.
  • Play Trouble brewing at Dire's top rax.

Middle barracks

  • Play Dire's mid rax is getting swamped.
  • Play Dire's mid rax ain't doing so hot.
  • Play Ain't looking good for the Dire's mid rax.

Bottom barracks

  • Play Dire's bottom rax ain't in a happy place.
  • Play Rough day for Dire's bottom rax.
  • Play The Dire's bottom rax got problems.

The Ancient

Structure
fallen

Top tower

  • Play There goes your top tower.
  • Play 10 Too bad about your top tower. followup
  • Play So much for your top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Your mid tower's done for.
  • Play 10 Your mid tower's gone. followup
  • Play Bad news about your mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Your bottom tower's toast. followup
  • Play A fond farewell to your bottom tower.
  • Play Hope you weren't partial to your bottom tower.

Top barracks

  • Play 10 Your top rax didn't make it. followup
  • Play There goes your top rax.
  • Play So much for your top rax.

Middle barracks

  • Play Your mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play Sorry about your mid rax.
  • Play 10 That does it for your mid rax. followup

Bottom barracks

  • Play Your bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play 10 Your bottom rax is gone. followup
  • Play They got your bottom rax.

Top tower

  • Play The Radiant got one less top tower.
  • Play The Radiant lost a top tower.
  • Play One less top tower for the Radiant.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's mid tower is getting the what-for.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower ain't doing so good.
  • Play Radiant's mid tower's in trouble.

Bottom tower

  • Play There goes Radiant's bottom tower.
  • Play Radiant's bottom tower's done for.
  • Play Radiant lost one of them bottom towers.

Top barracks

  • Play The Radiant's top rax didn't make it.
  • Play So long to the Radiant's top rax.
  • Play The Radiant's top rax is gone now.

Middle barracks

  • Play Radiant's mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play Radiant's mid rax is out of the picture.
  • Play There goes the Radiant's mid rax.

Bottom barracks

  • Play Radiant's bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax ain't no longer with us.
  • Play Radiant's bottom rax, it's done.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower is gone.
  • Play Dire's lost a top tower.
  • Play Dire's got one less top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's mid tower is nothing now.
  • Play Hope the Dire weren't partial to that mid tower.
  • Play The Dire couldn't hang onto that mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play The Dire gave up a bottom tower.
  • Play Dire just couldn't save that bottom tower.
  • Play Dire's bottom tower got blown to bits.

Top barracks

  • Play Dire's top rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's top rax is all to pieces.
  • Play Nothing left of Dire's top rax.

Middle barracks

  • Play Dire's mid rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's mid rax, it's gone.
  • Play Dire's mid rax ain't around no more.

Bottom barracks

  • Play Dire's bottom rax didn't make it.
  • Play The Dire's bottom rax is done for.
  • Play A fond farewell to the Dire's bottom barracks.

Top tower

  • Play The other fellas' top tower had a little accident.
  • Play The other fellas' top tower won't be making trouble no more.
  • Play 10 The other fellas couldn't save their top tower. followup

Middle tower

  • Play 10 The other fellas lost a mid tower. followup
  • Play Nothing left of the other fellas' mid tower.
  • Play There goes one of the other fellas' mid towers.

Bottom tower

  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower's gone for good.
  • Play 10 The other fellas' bottom tower's done for. followup
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower, nothing but fragments now.

Top barracks

  • Play The other fellas' top rax is done for.
  • Play The other fellas' top rax ain't going to be a problem now.
  • Play 10 That did it for the other fellas' top rax. followup

Middle barracks

  • Play 10 The other fellas' mid rax is done. followup
  • Play The other fellas' mid rax won't be making trouble no more.
  • Play There goes the other fellas' mid rax.

Bottom barracks

  • Play 10 The other fellas' bottom rax is finished. followup
  • Play The other fellas' bottom rax is gone for good.
  • Play The other fellas will have to do without their bottom rax.
Structure
denied

Top tower

  • Play 10 Your top tower's been disowned. followup
  • Play They won't get the satisfaction of taking your top tower.
  • Play Way to disown your top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play 10 Your mid tower's been disowned. followup
  • Play They won't be taking your mid tower.
  • Play Least you disowned that mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play 10 Your bottom tower's been disowned. followup
  • Play Disowned that bottom tower just now.
  • Play Good on you for disowning that bottom tower.

Top tower

  • Play Radiant's top tower's been disowned.
  • Play Radiant disowned their top tower.
  • Play Radiant swooped in and disowned their top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Radiant's mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play Radiant disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Just then the Radiant disowned their mid tower.

Bottom tower

  • Play Radiant's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Radiant disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play Guess the Radiant disowned their bottom tower.

Top tower

  • Play Dire's top tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their top tower.
  • Play The Dire just disowned their top tower.

Middle tower

  • Play Dire's mid tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Seems the Dire's mid tower's been disowned.

Bottom tower

  • Play Dire's bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play The Dire disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play Looks like Dire's bottom tower got disowned.

Top tower

  • Play 10 The other fellas disowned their top tower. followup
  • Play Well they disowned their top tower.
  • Play 10 The other fellas' top tower's been disowned. followup

Middle tower

  • Play The other fellas disowned their mid tower.
  • Play Eh they disowned their mid tower.
  • Play 10 The other fellas' mid tower's been disowned. followup

Bottom tower

  • Play The other fellas disowned their bottom tower.
  • Play The other fellas' bottom tower's been disowned.
  • Play 10 Hrm they disowned their bottom tower. followup
Structures
fortified
  • Play Radiant's structures must have been fortified.
  • Play No breaking down the Radiant's structures like this.
  • Play Radiant's gone and fortified their structures.
  • Play Have fun trying to bust down Radiant's structures now.
  • Play Radiant's toughened up their structures.
  • Play Dire structures looking fortified.
  • Play No breaking through the Dire's structures for now.
  • Play The Dire went and fortified their structures.
  • Play Them Dire buildings are tough as nails, for now.
  • Play Can't do nothing about Dire's structures right now.
Megacreeps
  • Play u Looks like you got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Looks like we got a case of the megacreeps. followup
  • Play Now we got a serious case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Hey we've got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Radiant's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Dire's got a case of the megacreeps.
  • Play The other fellas got a bad case of the megacreeps.
  • Play Great, they got a case of the megacreeps. followup
  • Play Fraid the other fellas caught a case of the megacreeps.
Victory

Respawning

25% chance

  • Play r Just a little setback.
  • Play r You ain't done.
  • Play r Go on Kid.
  • Play r Dying's just a part of living.
  • Play r Good luck out there.
  • Play r Go get them.

Lane missing

  • Play u It's gone awful quiet…
  • Play u They're all missing.
  • Play u Gone awful quiet.
  • Play u Hey, where'd everybody go?
  • Play u Care now. They're all missing.
  • Play u All of em gone missing.
  • Play u Bottom's missing.
  • Play u Bottom lane's emptied out.
  • Play u Missing. Bottom lane.
  • Play u Bottom lane's gone quiet.
  • Play u Bottom lane's missing.
  • Play u Mid's missing.
  • Play u Care now. Middle's missing.
  • Play u Take care. Mid's missing.
  • Play u Mid's gone off somewhere.
  • Play u Middle is missing.
  • Play u Top's gone missing.
  • Play u Top's missing.
  • Play u They gone missing up top.
  • Play u Top lane's missing.
  • Play u They're missing up top.

Periods with no action

  • Play u First blood…! Ah I'm just fooling.

15% chance

  • Play r Both teams biding their time…
  • Play r Ain't seen this many trees in a long time.
  • Play r Got a feeling things are going to pick up real soon.

25% chance, only during late game

  • Play r Things getting serious ain't they.
  • Play r This'll make for quite a story someday.

10% chance, spectators only

  • Play r Enjoying the show so far?

Responding to chat

Cursing

  • Play u Proper story don't contain that sort of language.
  • Play u Come on now.
  • Play u Kids these days.
  • Play u You kiss your mama with that mouth?

"Gg"

  • Play u Come on this ain't over.

"Mid or feed"

  • Play u Mid or I feed. I got no idea what any of this means.

"Glhf"
25% chance

  • Play r That's the spirit.
  • Play r Let's keep it clean folks.

"Bastion"
5% chance

  • Play r Wouldn't know a thing about no Bastion.
  • Play r Eh don't remind me.

"Noob"
5% chance

  • Play r We all got to start somewhere.
  • Play r We all could stand to learn a thing or two.

"Jungle"
15% chance

  • Play r Jungle huh… the Wild Unknown.
  • Play r Jungling ain't easy.

"B"
15% chance

  • Play r "B" as in "back".
  • Play r That means Back.

Disconnecting/reconnecting

Disconnecting
50% chance

  • Play r Someone's dropped out like a Kid in school.
  • Play r Looks like we lost one.
  • Play r Someone's having technical difficulties.

Reconnecting
50% chance

  • Play 300 Bout time.
  • Play 300 And we're back.
  • Play 300 Oh, good.

Quitting game
25% chance

  • Play r We all have our reasons.
  • Play r Some other time then.

Pausing

50% chance

  • Play 120 All right carry on.

Purchasing specific items

50% chance

  • Play Animal Courier (100) d r Special delivery.
  • Play Animal Courier (100) d r That's a fine looking animal.
  • Play Observer Ward (65) d r That'll help you keep an eye on things.
  • Play Observer Ward (65) d r Can't get enough of those things.
  • Play Gem of True Sight (900) d r Let's see them try those parlor tricks now.
  • Play Bottle (660) d r Sometimes you just need a drink.
  • Play Divine Rapier (6200) d r Better not drop that thing.
  • Play Dust of Appearance (180) d r That ought to help with those sneaks.
  • Play Smoke of Deceit (50) d r Time for a little snooping around.

Specific events

Enabling Bastion announcer

  • Play u Much obliged.

Dying to neutral creeps

  • Play d r What a way to go…

Enemy dies at Fountain
25% chance

  • Play d r Now that was cold.

Drawing on the minimap
50% chance

  • Play r What's with all the scribbling.

First night with Nightstalker

  • Play u It's Nightstalker o'clock.
  • Play u Nightstalker, just saying.

Bottling a rune

  • Play u Best save them glowy things for a special occasion.

Attempting early Roshan

  • Play u Good luck with that…

Full teamfight begins

  • Play u Now it's on.
  • Play u What a commotion.
  • Play u Now we're talking.

Unclassified

  • Play u Find an Iron Branch? Plant it.
  • Play u Find a Poor Man's Shield? Plant it.
  • Play u Find a Bracer? Plant it.
  • Play u Find a Monkey King Bar? Plant it.
  • Play u That good-for-nothing Cave Johnson put me up to this. Again.

Followups

Welcome
All Pick

  • Play r Pick any of these fellas.
  • Play r Take your pick.

Least Played

  • Play r Decisions, decisions…
  • Play r Get to know these fellas.
  • Play r Time to get acquainted.

Limited Heroes

  • Play r Decisions, decisions…
  • Play r Ain't everyone, but plenty to choose from.

Mid Only

  • Play r Mid only. May the best Mid win.

Draft end

  • Play Who's it going to be?
  • Play Time to pick some of these folks.
  • Play Take your pick.
  • Play Let's see what they can do.

Specific hero pick

  • Play Underlord u Seems playing with fire ain't taboo wherever he's from.
  • Play Underlord u You will address him as Mister Lord, or else.
  • Play Ancient Apparition Even I ain't as old as this fella.
  • Play Abaddon We're all living on borrowed time. Guess who's the lender.
  • Play Alchemist You know punching folks ain't necessary to turn lead into gold….
  • Play Anti-Mage Me, I happen to be pro-mage.
  • Play Arc Warden r They'll be seeing double once this fella's through with them.
  • Play Winter Wyvern Hope they remembered to bring warm clothes…
  • Play Axe Got to admire a fella who cuts straight to the point.
  • Play Bane Who knows where this fella comes from…
  • Play Batrider Can't fault a man for riding a bat.
  • Play Beastmaster Looks like a man come straight from the Wilds.
  • Play Bloodseeker No use playing hide-and-seek with this one.
  • Play Bounty Hunter Wonder how much I'm worth to this fella…
  • Play Brewmaster Fresh from the Distillery no doubt.
  • Play Bristleback This fella's about as huggable as a stabweed.
  • Play Broodmother Nice set of legs on that mama.
  • Play Centaur Warrunner Half man, half beast, all trouble.
  • Play Chaos Knight Why beat a dead horse when you could ride one?
  • Play Chen Want to attract a bunch of creeps, here's your man.
  • Play Clinkz Don't blink or those old bones will get you.
  • Play Clockwerk Best not trifle with a man made of metal.
  • Play Crystal Maiden Gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces.
  • Play Dark Seer Don't advise challenging this fella to a foot race.
  • Play Dazzle Who's pink and has the cure for death? This fella.
  • Play Disruptor Hope the other fellas remembered to pack umbrellas.
  • Play Dragon Knight Never trust a man who can turn into a lizard.
  • Play Doom Wait did anybody remember to bring the doom? Oh good.
  • Play Death Prophet Think she's a handful, wait til you meet her sisters.
  • Play Drow Ranger This one's the very definition of a straight shooter.
  • Play Earth Spirit Talk about getting stuck between a rock and a hard place.
  • Play Ember Spirit Ain't nothing can't be burned. Just ask this fella.
  • Play Enchantress Oh this gal ain't as dainty as she looks.
  • Play Enigma Watch this fella long enough, it's like watching the stars.
  • Play Enigma Seen a lot of Windbags but this one's something else.
  • Play Enigma Looks like a Windbag to me…
  • Play Earthshaker Always wondered where mountains come from. Thanks fella.
  • Play Elder Titan Best show some respect to your elders.
  • Play Elder Titan u Get the feeling his ain't the friendliest tribe.
  • Play Faceless Void Good thing this ain't a staring contest.
  • Play Timbersaw Think he's certified to use all them tools?
  • Play Timbersaw Think he's certified to use all that gear?
  • Play Timbersaw Know any weeds need whackin'? That's your fella.
  • Play Gyrocopter Wait they let you bring flying machines to this thing?
  • Play Huskar Some fellas just don't know the meaning of pain.
  • Play Invoker Fancy-looking fella's got a parlor trick for every occasion.
  • Play Jakiro What's worse than a flying lizard with one head…? You got it.
  • Play Juggernaut Fella knows his way around a blade all right.
  • Play Keeper of the Light Keep on keeping on, Old Timer.
  • Play Kunkka What's a sea captain doing on land? Making trouble that's what.
  • Play Legion Commander Nothing like an old fashioned duel to settle one's differences.
  • Play Leshrac And all the towers cross the land cried out in unison.
  • Play Lich Deep down he feels bad for sacrificing all them creeps I bet.
  • Play Lifestealer Now here's a face only a mother could love.
  • Play Lina No need to be modest if you can shoot flames from your fingertips.
  • Play Lion Any fella knows the old Finger of Death is all right by me.
  • Play Lone Druid Leaving this fella lone for too long can be a costly mistake.
  • Play Luna Wouldn't go taking any moonlit strolls with this gal lurking about.
  • Play Lycan Don't you wish you could be your own best friend like this fella?
  • Play Magnus He'll be hoofing it all the way to the other fellas' Ancient.
  • Play Medusa Next time you're having a bad hair day, remember this gal.
  • Play Meepo Where there's one of these little fellas, there's always more.
  • Play Mirana Shooting straight's hard enough, much less from the back of a cat.
  • Play Morphling Next time you want a cool drink of water, you better think twice.
  • Play Naga Siren This gal sure knows how to carry a tune.
  • Play Necrophos Can't stand being around this fella for too long.
  • Play Nature's Prophet I count myself a tree-fearing man thanks to this fella.
  • Play Night Stalker The night life around here's about to take a turn for the worse.
  • Play Nyx Assassin You know what they say, can't squash a bug wearing armor.
  • Play Outworld Devourer We all wish we could fly on wings of stone.
  • Play Ogre Magi Two half-wits make a full wit, don't they?
  • Play Omniknight You can always count on a fella with an oversized hammer.
  • Play Oracle He knows your fate and it ain't pretty.
  • Play Phantom Assassin Now you see her, now she's split you open like a ripe vineapple.
  • Play Phoenix Takes a special bird what won't cook no matter how it burns.
  • Play Phantom Lancer Nothing can't be solved with an army of pike-wielding cat-folks.
  • Play Puck Cute little fella ain't he…? She. Whatever.
  • Play Pudge If he invites you over for dinner, trust me, don't do it.
  • Play Pugna Bad idea spouting off spells all willy-nilly round this fella.
  • Play Queen of Pain You don't want to get on her bad side. Do you…?
  • Play Razor Like lightning in a bottle. Now to break it open…
  • Play Riki Everybody's got to watch their backs with him around.
  • Play Rubick Well that's a nice trick, think I'll take it, he says.
  • Play Sand King You don't need a crown if you rule underground.
  • Play Shadow Demon Why settle for some two-bit lesser demon when there's this fella?
  • Play Shadow Fiend Hankering for some mortal souls? Well so is this fella.
  • Play Shadow Shaman Hold on, I got to change into a harmless critter for a second.
  • Play Silencer When things are getting boisterous, you know who to call.
  • Play Skywrath Mage Don't have a tangle with a fella with wings.
  • Play Slardar Fella swam all the way up from the bottom of the sea for this.
  • Play Slark One more reason I won't be ordering seafood these days…
  • Play Slark If a man can swim in the sea, only fair a fish can walk on the land.
  • Play Sniper Don't suppose he's got registration for that genuine Army Carbine?
  • Play Terrorblade We've all got our demons, but he knows how to let them loose.
  • Play Spectre We all have ghosts we can't forget. This gal makes sure of it.
  • Play Spirit Breaker As mean old godlike bulls go, this one ain't bad.
  • Play Storm Spirit Thunder and lightning got nothing on this crazy fella.
  • Play Sven Don't underestimate a man who can shoot his fist like a pistol.
  • Play Templar Assassin Traps may not be the most sporting thing, but whatever works.
  • Play Techies Time to blow some stuff up to Mother on high.
  • Play Tidehunter There's always a bigger fish out there, unless you're this fella.
  • Play Tinker Nothing like a fancy suit for a special occasion.
  • Play Tiny You do know why they call him Tiny don't you?
  • Play Treant Protector You just keep right on telling that invisible tree what to do.
  • Play Troll Warlord There's more than one way to swing an axe.
  • Play Tusk Want someone to knock you into next week, here's your fella.
  • Play Tusk u Ever get punched by an amphibious mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • Play Tusk u Ever get punched by an aquatic mammal? Terrible feeling.
  • Play Undying The dead ain't got to worry about this fella. Everybody else does.
  • Play Ursa Ain't a beast more savage than this in all the Wild Unknown.
  • Play Venomancer Now that's the strangest Mancer I ever seen.
  • Play Viper What's got four eyes, wings, and a gut full of poison? Bingo.
  • Play Visage There a word for fear of gargoyles? Well there ought to be.
  • Play Vengeful Spirit Well if you were a spirit you'd be pretty sore about it too.
  • Play Warlock He's smart, literate, well dressed… what's not to like?
  • Play Witch Doctor They're gonna need a real doctor after this fella's through.
  • Play Weaver This little fella gives new meaning to the term pest problem.
  • Play Io Hey what's that little glowy ball? Famous last words.
  • Play Wraith King You don't get to be Wraith King without cracking a few skulls.
  • Play Wraith King The king is dead. Long live the king.
  • Play Skeleton King u Ain't that the biggest baddest bag of bones you ever seen.
  • Play Windranger All the good ones are hard to catch ain't they.
  • Play Zeus Oh that ain't yours truly. Honest mistake, happens all the time.

Time before battle
10% chance

  • Play r Might want to take a deep breath right about now.

10% chance, spectators only

  • Play r Waiting's a drag ain't it?

Battle begins
50% chance

  • Play r Radiant on one side, Dire on the other.
  • Play r No more bets please.
  • Play u Look at them run.
  • Play r High hopes for this one.
  • Play r Got a feeling this is going to be good.

When own team consists of 5 carries

  • Play r You can't all be the star player but ya'll can try.

When own team has no supports

  • Play r Nobody likes to play support, yet everybody likes to win.

First blood
50% chance, you victory

  • Play So much for diplomacy.
  • Play First time for everything.
  • Play Had to happen.
  • Play Was only a matter of time.
  • Play Ouch.

Ancient under attack
20% chance

  • Play r Might want to get on that.
  • Play r What a day.
  • Play r Good luck shooing them off.

20% chance, spectators only

  • Play r Is this it?
  • Play r They're going to need a miracle.
  • Play r Hate to be in their shoes.
  • Play r Too bad for them.

Victory
50% chance, you victory

  • Play You done good.
  • Play That was some fine work.
  • Play u Way to turn it around.
  • Play u Wasn't even close.
  • Play u That's one for the history books.
  • Play u Close call.

50% chance, enemy victory

  • Play Well you can't win them all.
  • Play Better luck in the next one.
  • Play u Thought you had them there for a while.
  • Play u That must have hurt.
  • Play u Almost had them too.

Positive
50% chance

  • Play That's the way.
  • Play Now that was something.
  • Play That'll show them.
  • Play That ought to put a scare in them.
  • Play Well that could have gone worse.
  • Play They won't soon forget this.
  • Play They must be plenty sore.
  • Play Way to stick it to them.
  • Play They'll feel that in the morning.
  • Play Showed them but good.
  • Play Think they get the picture?
  • Play Ain't that a sight.
  • Play Just like that.
  • Play Hah.
  • Play No punches pulled.
  • Play Real nice.

Negative
50% chance

  • Play Tough luck.
  • Play Eh keep your chin up.
  • Play Well shoot.
  • Play Damnation.
  • Play Don't let it get to you.
  • Play What can you do.
  • Play Ah well.
  • Play Can't win them all.
  • Play There's always next time.
  • Play That was bad.
  • Play Sorry folks.
  • Play Just ain't your day.
  • Play Suppose they just got lucky?
  • Play Well that's unfortunate.
  • Play Let's forget that ever happened.
  • Play Wish there was better news.

Negative ongoing
50% chance

  • Play Ah well…
  • Play Oh Mother.
  • Play u Tarnation.
  • Play Think the Gods are going to help?
  • Play This ought to be good.
  • Play Let's just say things are getting a little uncomfortable.
  • Play Well ain't this a treat.
  • Play A fine mess we got here.
  • Play Good luck getting out of this.
  • Play It's a troublesome scene to be sure.
  • Play Well good luck.
  • Play Hate to say it.
  • Play Heavy ain't it?
  • Play This ain't going to end well will it?
  • Play Just hang on tight.
  • Play Ain't this a treat.