Alchemist responses

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Entering battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play Alchemist!
  • Play Yeah, I'm here.
  • Play I'll be the catalyst!
  • Play You can call me Al! He's the brains of the operation.
  • Play I'm the brains! And I'm the brawn!
  • Play u Admire the brawn! Thanks, brains!

Taunting[edit | edit source]

  • Play Hey little buddy, it’s in the bag!

Beginning battle[edit | edit source]

  • Play Aaand we're off!
  • Play You have your marching orders!

Moving[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown

Attacking[edit | edit source]

6 seconds cooldown

  • Play Attack!
  • Play Giddy up!
  • Play Don't hold back!
  • Play We got this!
  • Play Now we're cookin!
  • Play Start reacting!
  • Play Here we come!
  • Play Here we come!
  • Play We're onto you!
  • Play Let's get em!
  • Play You drive for a while!
  • Play Formula racing!
  • Play You point, I'll punch!
  • Play I'll get right on them.
  • Play I always do your dirty work.
  • Play On it!
  • Play I'm feeling punchy.
  • Play Come take some punches.
  • Play Here we go!

Ordering a spell cast[edit | edit source]

Only when distance is at least 2x the cast range, 4 seconds cooldown

  • Play My little friend wants a word with you.
  • Play We got something special for you.
  • Play Got a fresh batch on the way.

Abilities[edit | edit source]

Acid Spray icon.png Acid Spray
On cast

  • Play Hold your nose!
  • Play Incoming!
  • Play Acid in the hole!
  • Play Fore!
  • Play Watch your head!
  • Play That stuff burns!
  • Play Toxic spill!
  • Play This'll eat up your armor.
  • Play I don't wanna walk in that.
  • Play That stuff stings.
  • Play Don't make me go there.
  • Play Do not go there!

Unstable Concoction icon.png Unstable Concoction
On cast

  • Play Cocktail time!
  • Play Shoulda been a mixologist!
  • Play Gotta get rid of this stuff!
  • Play Cocktails in five…
  • Play Cocktails for five!
  • Play Little bit of this, little bit of that.
  • Play Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
  • Play Look what's cookin!
  • Play It's heatin up!

1 second left to throw

Blowing up on self

  • Play Hey, watch my head!
  • Play Hey!
  • Play Ow!
  • Play Ow! That hurt!
  • Play Didn't you hear me telling you to throw it?
  • Play u Maybe you want to trade places?
  • Play u Next time maybe I can try throwing?

Killing enemy
50% chance

  • Play Shaken and stirred!
  • Play Mixed that up special for you!

Unstable Concoction Throw icon.png Unstable Concoction Throw
On cast, last second

  • Play That was a close one!
  • Play Oh ho yeah!

Chemical Rage icon.png Chemical Rage
On cast

Aghanim's Scepter icon.png Aghanim's Scepter

  • Infusing Aghanim's Scepter into an ally triggers their "thanks" response.

Leveling up[edit | edit source]

  • Play This stuff really works!
  • Play I've got the stuff!
  • Play Lead into gold!
  • Play That's what I call chemistry.
  • Play Better living through alchemy!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha!
  • Play Oh ho!
  • Play Ah ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ah ha!
  • Play You losing weight, boss?
  • Play Gonna punch a little harder.
  • Play I felt that too!

Killing an enemy[edit | edit source]

  • Play That was special for you.
  • Play That was genius!
  • Play It's all part of the formula.
  • Play You've been mixing with the wrong crowd.
  • Play That's comedy gold!
  • Play That's you distilled to your essence.
  • Play You could use more refinement.
  • Play Talk about overreacting.
  • Play You're melting, you're melting, ha ha!
  • Play Tell the ogre you're sorry.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Got one!
  • Play The boss said you had to go.
  • Play You want I should keep punching him, boss?
  • Play Aw, I was just getting started.
  • Play Was that one mine?
  • Play Ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha!
  • Play Heh hee ha!
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Heh heh heh he he.
  • Play Ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Play Bah ha ha!
  • Play Ah ha!
  • Play Ha ha!

Killing a specific enemy
35% chance

  • Play Batrider Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!
  • Play Pudge You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?
  • Play Pudge Pudge, were you tapping methane? Yikes!
  • Play Ancient Apparition I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down.
  • Play Puck All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by.
  • Play Kunkka Hey, you think Kunkka knew I stole his rum?
  • Play Morphling Morphling, if I could have shoved you in a beaker…
  • Play Skeleton King u One Skeleton King provides a day's requirement of calcium.
  • Play Skeleton King u Calcium nitrate? He, that explains a lot about Skeleton King.
  • Play Clinkz Clinkz, your bones were brittle. Shoulda eaten more spinach.
  • Play Pugna Pugna's full of phosphorus? That makes sense.
  • Play Doom u Well Doom Bringer, if you keep that up, I won't want for sulfur.
  • Play Slardar A little mercury goes a long way, eh, Slardar?
  • Play Slardar Thanks to Slardar I can rig up an excellent mercury switch.
  • Play Clockwerk Get out the siphon. Clockwerk's full of gasoline!
  • Play Sniper Sniper, if you're done with all that gunpowder, I can use it.
  • Play Earthshaker I didn't need a tree trunk to knock you out, Earthshaker.
  • Play Axe My fists beat your axe, Axe.
  • Play Axe Paper scissors axe fist!
  • Play Spirit Breaker You made my knuckles bleed, Spirit Breaker.

First Blood

  • Play First Blood! We're off to an explosive start!

Last hitting[edit | edit source]

60 seconds cooldown

  • Play Greed is good.
  • Play Gimme gimme!
  • Play Candy from a baby!
  • Play I'm gonna need a bin for it all.
  • Play Happiness can be bought.
  • Play With interest!
  • Play Compound interest.
  • Play Only ninety eight percent pure?
  • Play Now that's how you make gold.
  • Play We'll split this.
  • Play One for you. Thanks.
  • Play One for me.
  • Play Divvy that up.
  • Play We'll take that.
  • Play Gotta get my cut.
  • Play For the boss.

Denying[edit | edit source]

Requires visible enemy player within 1000 radius, 60 seconds cooldown

Acquiring an item[edit | edit source]

  • Play r Oh, this is gonna be good! Is it new shoes?
  • Play r We pooled our money for this!
  • Play r I love buying new equipment! Is it a back brace?

Acquiring a specific item

  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Oh ho! Scepter!
  • Play Aghanim's Scepter (4200) r Everything's better with scepter!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r Blink dagger! Less walking is good!
  • Play Blink Dagger (2250) r We're gonna have some fun with this!
  • Play Vanguard (2150) r Vanguard!
  • Play Satanic (5900) r Satanic!
  • Play Hood of Defiance (1725) r Hood of Defiance!
  • Play Heart of Tarrasque (5500) r Heart of Tarrasque!
  • Play Assault Cuirass (5250) r Assault Cuirass! Boss, that's not gonna fit on you.
  • Play Radiance (5150) r Radiance!
  • Play Phase Boots (1240) r Phase Boots! Finally, new shoes!
  • Play Mask of Madness (1800) r Mask of Madness!
  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Immortality!

5% chance

  • Play Aegis of the Immortal Does Immortality work for both of us? It better!

Dying[edit | edit source]

  • Play No!
  • Play No!
  • Play Must've mixed up the formula!
  • Play How'd I get mixed up in this!
  • Play Down we go.
  • Play My trusty mount.
  • Play Transmuted.
  • Play Gold into dead.
  • Play Sorry, friend, I let you down.
  • Play Back to the drawing board.
  • Play Dismount.
  • Play Shoulda brought a bigger ogre.
  • Play I slipped!
  • Play Ow!
  • Play Sorry, boss.
  • Play Boss? Boss…
  • Play I think I'll be okay…
  • Play Don't put me out of my misery yet.
  • Play Ah!

Respawning[edit | edit source]

  • Play We're back!
  • Play Alchemy is the future!
  • Play Let's see if I can improve on that formula.
  • Play I've got some new recipes to try out.
  • Play Let's learn from our failures.
  • Play Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
  • Play Well, that was a waste of ingredients.
  • Play That's one way to work out the impurities.
  • Play Maybe I should find some more stable formulas.
  • Play I hope I didn't leave anything on the burner.


  • Play We'll be right back!

Bottling Runes[edit | edit source]

  • Play Everything good comes from a bottle.
  • Play Bottles make everything better.
  • Play I'll make a tincture.

Activating runes[edit | edit source]


10% chance

  • Play r Been trying to figure out this formula for ages.


  • Play 300 We'll take that.

Double Damage

  • Play Double damage!
  • Play u No more splitting the damage between us.


25% chance

  • Play Run, buddy, run!


  • Play Illusion!
  • Play u I don't think I have enough bottles for all of us!

25% chance

  • Play Two goes into six!



25% chance

  • Play A formula for perfect health!

Ability on cooldown[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Not enough mana[edit | edit source]

First attempt within 10 seconds

Second attempt within 10 seconds

Third and more attempts within 10 seconds

Taking damage[edit | edit source]

3 seconds cooldown

25% chance

  • Play 120 We're under attack!

Selecting[edit | edit source]

5 consecutive clicks on the hero

  • Play Who's my little buddy?
  • Play You're all right, you know that?
  • Play I can't feel my legs.
  • Play Say hello to the nice people. Eh, he's shy.

Chat responses[edit | edit source]

thx, thanks, ty, or ally casts certain spell on player, 30 seconds cooldown

/laugh, haha, lol, 15 seconds cooldown

Match end[edit | edit source]


  • Play Yes!
  • Play Victory!
  • Play We've got pretty good chemistry.


Cosmetic item drop[edit | edit source]



Rare and higher

Misc[edit | edit source]


  • Play u Aw, drat!
  • Play u What a mess!
  • Play u Bah, fizzled out!
  • Play u What were you thinking? Shut up!
  • Play u Not your best work, boss. You're telling me?
  • Play u That didn't go so well. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
  • Play u I have to say--If I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!


  • Play u Shitty wizard!
  • Play u Crummy wizard!